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2018: Year of the doggo

captain-mistwolf 2018 is the year of the dog so l'm out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog peachdelta Do not blow this for us.

captain-mistwolf 2018 is the year of the dog so l'm out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog peachdelta Do not blow this for us.

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Moodboard for when you're scrolling tumblr

昏 jedihighcouncil This is a moodboard for when you're scrolling through tumblr

昏 jedihighcouncil This is a moodboard for when you're scrolling through tumblr

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"their kink is more important than protecting children and not sexualizing them"

gluten-free-p---- Ya know I really had to give that whole d'ddy dom s--- a side eye because I was on POF and this guy messaged me about being into it. He mentioned in the conversation (he meant for this to be a cute funny story, mind you) that while he was at Toys R us shopping for his young niece, he ended up getting an erection in one of the aisles because he heard a young girl telling her mother what toy she wanted. Apparently, he had "trained" his girlfriend to talk like a child and used to by toys for her so the whole atmosphere + kids aroused him. Like l guess constantly associated children/childish things with sex had a Pavlovian response? Honestly??? I think it's time we discussed how more often than not, some of these "kinks" can and do spill over into real life and it's dangerous gluten-free-p---- You know what's real cute? I have disgusting men and their brainwashed girlfriends in my inbox claiming that I'm "kink shaming" that pervert for having a "natural reaction" and that what he and his gf do in private is their business Sweetheart, the minute you start getting boners around children that becomes my business. I'm still not over how nonchalantly he mentioned this to me as if l'd find it hilarious blackgiornogiovanna Because to them their kink is more important than protecting children and not sexualizing them

gluten-free-p---- Ya know I really had to give that whole d'ddy dom s--- a side eye because I was on POF and this guy messaged me about being into it. He mentioned in the conversation (he meant for this to be a cute funny story, mind you) that while he was at Toys R us shopping for his young niece, he ended up getting an erection in one of the aisles because he heard a young girl telling her mother what toy she wanted. Apparently, he had "trained" his girlfriend to talk like a child and used to by toys for her so the whole atmosphere + kids aroused him. Like l guess constantly associated children/childish things with sex had a Pavlovian response? Honestly??? I think it's time we discussed how more often than not, some of these "kinks" can and do spill over into real life and it's dangerous gluten-free-p---- You know what's real cute? I have disgusting men and their brainwashed girlfriends in my inbox claiming that I'm "kink shaming" that pervert for having a "natural reaction" and that what he and his gf do in private is their business Sweetheart, the minute you start getting boners around children that becomes my business. I'm still not over how nonchalantly he mentioned this to me as if l'd find it hilarious blackgiornogiovanna Because to them their kink is more important than protecting children and not sexualizing them

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I didn't even know some of this happened what the fuck was going on

mousou4tune Tumblr 2017 clown names drama a hitler kin troll blogger crytypes over people not liking their kin SIXpenceee owns a child slave shitpost-senpai goes to a maid cafe and gets ignored piss jello that dude who wanted to own a human pet papatulus gets dragged Someone faked having HIV to write a HIV Hamiton fanfic and gets called out by a cannibal mermaid Hamiton fic writer a popular blogger gets called out for reblogging angry birds p--- dandymeowth's 16GB aphobe list

mousou4tune Tumblr 2017 clown names drama a hitler kin troll blogger crytypes over people not liking their kin SIXpenceee owns a child slave shitpost-senpai goes to a maid cafe and gets ignored piss jello that dude who wanted to own a human pet papatulus gets dragged Someone faked having HIV to write a HIV Hamiton fanfic and gets called out by a cannibal mermaid Hamiton fic writer a popular blogger gets called out for reblogging angry birds p--- dandymeowth's 16GB aphobe list

Jousting

plasmalogical lets make professional jousting big. i feel like theres an audience for it in america whereshadowsmakeshadows What if we just gave football players swords plasmalogical cam newton singlehandedly f------ slaughters the browns with a zweihander to thunderous applause

plasmalogical lets make professional jousting big. i feel like theres an audience for it in america whereshadowsmakeshadows What if we just gave football players swords plasmalogical cam newton singlehandedly f------ slaughters the browns with a zweihander to thunderous applause

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KNEEL BEFORE THE LIGHT

balalaikaboss ejacutastic I DIDNT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

balalaikaboss ejacutastic I DIDNT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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GET RID OF THEM

500 P--- Bots Me

500 P--- Bots Me

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Eyes are the windows to the soul

is the polar opposite to LAWFUL GOO D NEUTRAL GOOD CHAOTIC GOOD LAWFUL NEUTRALTRUE NEUTRAL CHAOTIC NEUTRAL LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL I am open to constructive criticism

is the polar opposite to LAWFUL GOO D NEUTRAL GOOD CHAOTIC GOOD LAWFUL NEUTRALTRUE NEUTRAL CHAOTIC NEUTRAL LAWFUL EVIL NEUTRAL EVIL CHAOTIC EVIL I am open to constructive criticism

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Tumblr's Loss Political Compass

cup-a-fear Four US presidents have so far been assassinated... you know what that means? cup-a-fear Political compass! Auth Left- Lee Harvey Oswald Lib Left- Leon Czolgosz Auth Right- John Wilkes Booth Lib Right- Charles J. Guiteau illegalist-syndicalism iskra-chornia does this get bonus points for also being loss.jpg? cup-a-fear H-------- how did I not notice that. What the f--- Source: cup-a-fear

cup-a-fear Four US presidents have so far been assassinated... you know what that means? cup-a-fear Political compass! Auth Left- Lee Harvey Oswald Lib Left- Leon Czolgosz Auth Right- John Wilkes Booth Lib Right- Charles J. Guiteau illegalist-syndicalism iskra-chornia does this get bonus points for also being loss.jpg? cup-a-fear H-------- how did I not notice that. What the f--- Source: cup-a-fear

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School Mascots

diedraechin majorgenerally lyzzygrant rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags! lyzzygrant to clarify for all the non-americans that are confused by this a mascot is basically ur schools fursona Source: lyzzygrant #chargers

diedraechin majorgenerally lyzzygrant rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags! lyzzygrant to clarify for all the non-americans that are confused by this a mascot is basically ur schools fursona Source: lyzzygrant #chargers

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Why play any of those games, when you can play Skyrim™ with enhanced graphics for the Nintendo Switch

danidery odirkoar My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like can I watch Netflix? or are you playing" and I was like no, no don't worry it doesn't take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like "you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode" and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while l played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system. superluminalflower nintendo paid for this post pastarrie blizzard payed for that reply slumbermancer l paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub) pastarrie did it taste good? slumbermancer t was very good. thank you for asking:) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow Source: dirkarchive 165,396 notes

danidery odirkoar My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like can I watch Netflix? or are you playing" and I was like no, no don't worry it doesn't take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like "you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode" and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while l played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system. superluminalflower nintendo paid for this post pastarrie blizzard payed for that reply slumbermancer l paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub) pastarrie did it taste good? slumbermancer t was very good. thank you for asking:) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow Source: dirkarchive 165,396 notes

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Jesus 2

If p--- is so good why isn't there a p--- 2? Exactly return to Jesus. anditssunday Exactly moonlandingwasfaked if jesus is so good how come there isn't a jesus 2 pochowek isnt waiting for jesus 2 a huge thing in christianity

If p--- is so good why isn't there a p--- 2? Exactly return to Jesus. anditssunday Exactly moonlandingwasfaked if jesus is so good how come there isn't a jesus 2 pochowek isnt waiting for jesus 2 a huge thing in christianity

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pochowek bethesda game mod categories REALISTIC GOOD FEMALE FACE NO WRINKLES NO DIRT NO IMPERFECTIONS . Better Bouncing Boobs BodySlide NIPS+ Curvy Lady Bodytype The Reaper Of Darkness Armor Mod (comes with red AND green leds) Every Single F------ Texture Is Now 4K . Female feet HD model . Ultimate Survival Weather Mod, You Can Carry NOTHING, you die INSTANTLY, Everyone Is Hostile Sims 2 mod hair Source: pochowek

pochowek bethesda game mod categories REALISTIC GOOD FEMALE FACE NO WRINKLES NO DIRT NO IMPERFECTIONS . Better Bouncing Boobs BodySlide NIPS+ Curvy Lady Bodytype The Reaper Of Darkness Armor Mod (comes with red AND green leds) Every Single F------ Texture Is Now 4K . Female feet HD model . Ultimate Survival Weather Mod, You Can Carry NOTHING, you die INSTANTLY, Everyone Is Hostile Sims 2 mod hair Source: pochowek

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Triggers are more than flashbacks

metapianycist "It's only a trigger if it causes horrible flashbacks" is so utterly divorced from how the concept of a trigger is used by actual real therapists a thing doesn't have to cause traditional flashbacks to be a trigger. a trigger can be a thing that causes - panic attacks - emotional flashbacks* - anxiety episodes - paranoia/delusions hallucinations - Seizures - rage episodes - manic episodes - depression spikes - suicidal thoughts - dissociative episodes - sensory overload - obsessions and compulsions (as in OCD) and probably more things than that, i don't know all the possible things. I'm not trained in clinical psychology, but neither are all the assholes who say "It's not a real trigger unless it gives you flashbacks" an emotional flashback is a type of flashback where you feel the emotions associated with the trauma happening to you while still on some level knowing that the trauma isn't currently happening to you. this is a more common type of flashback than the traditional kind tl;dr the word trigger in clinical psychology (the field of therapists) can refer to many things other than traditional flashbacks. stop telling ppl "that's not a trigger unless it gives you flashbacks," because you are utterly f------ wrong

metapianycist "It's only a trigger if it causes horrible flashbacks" is so utterly divorced from how the concept of a trigger is used by actual real therapists a thing doesn't have to cause traditional flashbacks to be a trigger. a trigger can be a thing that causes - panic attacks - emotional flashbacks* - anxiety episodes - paranoia/delusions hallucinations - Seizures - rage episodes - manic episodes - depression spikes - suicidal thoughts - dissociative episodes - sensory overload - obsessions and compulsions (as in OCD) and probably more things than that, i don't know all the possible things. I'm not trained in clinical psychology, but neither are all the assholes who say "It's not a real trigger unless it gives you flashbacks" an emotional flashback is a type of flashback where you feel the emotions associated with the trauma happening to you while still on some level knowing that the trauma isn't currently happening to you. this is a more common type of flashback than the traditional kind tl;dr the word trigger in clinical psychology (the field of therapists) can refer to many things other than traditional flashbacks. stop telling ppl "that's not a trigger unless it gives you flashbacks," because you are utterly f------ wrong

Texas confession

oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years w-- oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars Trending Source: Oaksy 42,786 notes

oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years w-- oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars Trending Source: Oaksy 42,786 notes

this is actually kinda too real for me snow million dollars

Follow your dreams

thwartycall: transdaryldixon: in bioshock you can hit a capitalist with a wrench in real life you can hit a capitalist with a wrench

thwartycall: transdaryldixon: in bioshock you can hit a capitalist with a wrench in real life you can hit a capitalist with a wrench

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Is it legal ?

iwillmindfuckyou dogcentre Follow drunktrophywife Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room caseyanthonyofficial 've gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so drunktrophywife But is it illegal caseyanthonyofficial I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer 377,108 notes

iwillmindfuckyou dogcentre Follow drunktrophywife Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room caseyanthonyofficial 've gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so drunktrophywife But is it illegal caseyanthonyofficial I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer 377,108 notes

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sensible chuckle

Your Password Hint is: you know oldlunchmeat im gunna go back in time and kick my own asS Source: oldlunchmeat

Your Password Hint is: you know oldlunchmeat im gunna go back in time and kick my own asS Source: oldlunchmeat

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A Motivational Post

Hey, stop scrolling. Your mistakes don't define you. Your past doesn't define you. You are who you are. And you are loved and cared for who you are. Because who you are is a wonderful person, beautiful, smart, awesome: you're already perfect. Don't let anyone make you doubt this. Don't give up anything. You are loved. Sincerely. Pass it on.

Hey, stop scrolling. Your mistakes don't define you. Your past doesn't define you. You are who you are. And you are loved and cared for who you are. Because who you are is a wonderful person, beautiful, smart, awesome: you're already perfect. Don't let anyone make you doubt this. Don't give up anything. You are loved. Sincerely. Pass it on.

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God regrets creating the author of Gnomeo and Juliet vore

God I regret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p----. stuglies i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

God I regret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p----. stuglies i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

gnomeo and juliet god archive of our own ao3 fanfiction fanfic vore