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johnnyjoestarrelatable it's time to start oppressing people who ship real life human beings like, there is a difference between saying "these two would make a cute couple and writing or drawing nsfw material about them and i really! really! draw a hard line at shipping the goddamn third reich! himmler and hitler were f------ murders, not your gay babies! jesus christ! incorrect-third-reich-quotes Follow Hitler: That's ridiculous, Goebbels doesn't have a crush on me. Himmler: Yes he does Heydrich: Yes he does. Goering: Yes he does. Goebbels: Yes I do Heydrich: Does it matter to you if a guy has an attractive face or not? Hitler: I don't care since l'll only be seeing the back of heads anyways Heydrich: It's cute you think you're a top Submitted by jaded-tisay #I'm yelling #hitler #adolf hitler #heydrich #reinhard heydrich #reindolfheyler #nazi #third reich #in See all 13 notes reichkitten Okay, but I was talking with some friends here how Heydrich and Hitler are about to have sensual sex and when Hitler comes home, Heydrich had laid rose petals on the bed and when I look at this pic, I'm crying from laughter. Source: im-drinking-your-milkshake #and yes #that is one sentence 339 notes did you think i was f------ kidding

johnnyjoestarrelatable it's time to start oppressing people who ship real life human beings like, there is a difference between saying "these two would make a cute couple and writing or drawing nsfw material about them and i really! really! draw a hard line at shipping the goddamn third reich! himmler and hitler were f------ murders, not your gay babies! jesus christ! incorrect-third-reich-quotes Follow Hitler: That's ridiculous, Goebbels doesn't have a crush on me. Himmler: Yes he does Heydrich: Yes he does. Goering: Yes he does. Goebbels: Yes I do Heydrich: Does it matter to you if a guy has an attractive face or not? Hitler: I don't care since l'll only be seeing the back of heads anyways Heydrich: It's cute you think you're a top Submitted by jaded-tisay #I'm yelling #hitler #adolf hitler #heydrich #reinhard heydrich #reindolfheyler #nazi #third reich #in See all 13 notes reichkitten Okay, but I was talking with some friends here how Heydrich and Hitler are about to have sensual sex and when Hitler comes home, Heydrich had laid rose petals on the bed and when I look at this pic, I'm crying from laughter. Source: im-drinking-your-milkshake #and yes #that is one sentence 339 notes did you think i was f------ kidding

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Frustrated

Coming out is hard enough But coming out in a world where everyone equates trans people with- xie/xies/xieself pronouns, ocean gender, hot pink undercuts, non-binary demi-boy heteroromantic queerplatonic demi-tuesday sexual extra special snowflakes is f. cking horrible I just want to be a man. I am not trying to make a political statement. I am not trying to bust the patriarchy or trash the gender binary, I just want to feel comfortable in my own skin. Maybe one day I can look in the mirror and like what I see. Maybe l can meet someone and fall in love. Maybe l can be a better friend. Maybe, one day I won't feel broken But these bored, middle class, middle America, boring, attention-seeking, hive-mind women don't speak for me! They need to shut up, find a real hobby, grow the f ck up, and leave us trans folk alone Sincerely a frustrated trans man Optimized by www.ImageOptimizer.net

Coming out is hard enough But coming out in a world where everyone equates trans people with- xie/xies/xieself pronouns, ocean gender, hot pink undercuts, non-binary demi-boy heteroromantic queerplatonic demi-tuesday sexual extra special snowflakes is f. cking horrible I just want to be a man. I am not trying to make a political statement. I am not trying to bust the patriarchy or trash the gender binary, I just want to feel comfortable in my own skin. Maybe one day I can look in the mirror and like what I see. Maybe l can meet someone and fall in love. Maybe l can be a better friend. Maybe, one day I won't feel broken But these bored, middle class, middle America, boring, attention-seeking, hive-mind women don't speak for me! They need to shut up, find a real hobby, grow the f ck up, and leave us trans folk alone Sincerely a frustrated trans man Optimized by www.ImageOptimizer.net

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On the topic of progressiveness in media and fan reaction

tostadasheep: karosiv-the-aura-rose: undercitytwerkteam why is it always media that tries to be open and inclusive like steven universe, overwatch, dream daddy, that have the worst fanbases that run around telling eachother to kill themselves over inaccurate fanart and headcanon disputes Because they try to be progressive and sadly the majority (or at least a very very loud minority) of the "progressive" people are the most toxic and "hungry" people out there. It's impossible to satisfy them, nothing is "progressive" enough. You give them an inch and they'll rip your arm off and take a mile. This is partly why most artists, producers, directors, etc, are so reluctant to make more progressive content. No matter what they do, they'll receive colossal backlash, so they just stick to what they know the safe route. ronic really, that those that demand progressiveness are inadvertently stunting it. Hey if this post offends you you're probably part of the problem 6 MONTHS AGO | 54,395 notes 凹-

tostadasheep: karosiv-the-aura-rose: undercitytwerkteam why is it always media that tries to be open and inclusive like steven universe, overwatch, dream daddy, that have the worst fanbases that run around telling eachother to kill themselves over inaccurate fanart and headcanon disputes Because they try to be progressive and sadly the majority (or at least a very very loud minority) of the "progressive" people are the most toxic and "hungry" people out there. It's impossible to satisfy them, nothing is "progressive" enough. You give them an inch and they'll rip your arm off and take a mile. This is partly why most artists, producers, directors, etc, are so reluctant to make more progressive content. No matter what they do, they'll receive colossal backlash, so they just stick to what they know the safe route. ronic really, that those that demand progressiveness are inadvertently stunting it. Hey if this post offends you you're probably part of the problem 6 MONTHS AGO | 54,395 notes 凹-

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I couldn’t figure out a better entry to put this in

thefeelofavideogame Follow In the current paper we describe how the tribal nature of the human mind leads people to value party dogma over truth... When political content was added to the same analytical problem- comparing crime data in cities that banned handguns against cities that did not - math skills no longer predicted how well people solved the problem. Instead, liberals were good at solving the problem when it proved that gun control reduced crime, and conservatives were good at solving the problem when it proved the opposite. In short, people with high numeracy skills were unable to reason analytically when the correct answer collided with their political beliefs. This is consistent with research showing that people who score high on various indicators of information processing, such as political sophistication, science literacy, numeracy abilities, and cognitive reflection, are the most likely to express beliefs congruent with those of their party. Partisan identity has been shown to affect memory. People are more likely to incorrectly remember falsehoods that support their partisan identity: Democrats were more likely than Republicans to incorrectly remember G.W. Bush on vacation during the Katrina hurricane, and Republicans were more likely than Democrats to falsely remember seeing Barack Obama shaking hands with the President of Iran.. Going one step further, there is evidence that political affiliations may even shape the way we see the world. In line with work demonstrating that social identities alter visual processing, a study showed that party affiliation shaped people's perceptions after watching the video of a political protest, in other words an identity-relevant event. When participants thought that the video depicted liberally minded protesters (i.e., opposing military recruitment on campus), Republicans were more in favor of police intervention than Democrats, whereas the opposite emerged when participants thought the video showed a conservative protest (i.e., opposing an abortion clinic) A new study proves that The Discourse literally makes you stupider which really explains all social media

thefeelofavideogame Follow In the current paper we describe how the tribal nature of the human mind leads people to value party dogma over truth... When political content was added to the same analytical problem- comparing crime data in cities that banned handguns against cities that did not - math skills no longer predicted how well people solved the problem. Instead, liberals were good at solving the problem when it proved that gun control reduced crime, and conservatives were good at solving the problem when it proved the opposite. In short, people with high numeracy skills were unable to reason analytically when the correct answer collided with their political beliefs. This is consistent with research showing that people who score high on various indicators of information processing, such as political sophistication, science literacy, numeracy abilities, and cognitive reflection, are the most likely to express beliefs congruent with those of their party. Partisan identity has been shown to affect memory. People are more likely to incorrectly remember falsehoods that support their partisan identity: Democrats were more likely than Republicans to incorrectly remember G.W. Bush on vacation during the Katrina hurricane, and Republicans were more likely than Democrats to falsely remember seeing Barack Obama shaking hands with the President of Iran.. Going one step further, there is evidence that political affiliations may even shape the way we see the world. In line with work demonstrating that social identities alter visual processing, a study showed that party affiliation shaped people's perceptions after watching the video of a political protest, in other words an identity-relevant event. When participants thought that the video depicted liberally minded protesters (i.e., opposing military recruitment on campus), Republicans were more in favor of police intervention than Democrats, whereas the opposite emerged when participants thought the video showed a conservative protest (i.e., opposing an abortion clinic) A new study proves that The Discourse literally makes you stupider which really explains all social media

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"No, fuck off."

northernwinedregs Hi brain, you obstinate f-----. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright f----- up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of f---. Source: northernwinedregs

northernwinedregs Hi brain, you obstinate f-----. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright f----- up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of f---. Source: northernwinedregs

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At least you didn’t get diagnosed as Vriska-kin

redwoodriver me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don't know... I've been feeling kind of, you know, u streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time, ly narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i'm going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis. amazingjefferson this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live

redwoodriver me, going to my therapist in 2022: i don't know... I've been feeling kind of, you know, u streaks have been manifesting themselves as alcoholism a majority of the time, ly narcissistic lately, and my manic and depressive therapist: hm. in my professional opinion, i'm going to diagnose you with Tony Stark kin. If the depression ramps up further, come in next week so we can see about getting you a Sans kin diagnosis. amazingjefferson this post grabbed me by my left leg and swung me like a baseball bat into a wall and I now have 2 weeks to live

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How did you come out?

assgod how did you come out? Anonymous some kid walked up to me in elementary school and he was like are you gay? and i said no then he said do your parents know you're gay and i said no without thinking and i tried retracting but it was too late i was gay

assgod how did you come out? Anonymous some kid walked up to me in elementary school and he was like are you gay? and i said no then he said do your parents know you're gay and i said no without thinking and i tried retracting but it was too late i was gay

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A Farewell to Legs

fallenark what doesn't kill you makes you stronger what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it M INVINCIBLE this is a golden post

fallenark what doesn't kill you makes you stronger what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it M INVINCIBLE this is a golden post

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Such is the fate of tumblr

lydiogames li tumblr is the only social media site where it's completely useless to have a lot of followers lydiogames plusfivehypersword w/ thousands of followers no one will watch your streams or share your stuff but they sure as hell will send creepy messages harryslittlebeast God bless whoever wrote that comment verycoo!trash plusfivehypersword whoever? my username is right there. jesus christ this is exactly what im talking about

lydiogames li tumblr is the only social media site where it's completely useless to have a lot of followers lydiogames plusfivehypersword w/ thousands of followers no one will watch your streams or share your stuff but they sure as hell will send creepy messages harryslittlebeast God bless whoever wrote that comment verycoo!trash plusfivehypersword whoever? my username is right there. jesus christ this is exactly what im talking about

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Overreaction

WHO DID THIS?? LMFAOO ChampagnePetty @ーDutch Actually screaming IJUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL ABESZ eg Hilarious Follow I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING i cant stop laughing Literally me ㄇ You'll need a high IQ to get this I'm done DEAD usd I can't stop laughing lk half of y'all don't understand the joke Instagiam @dadtellsjokes I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na. lmao this is clever af 4,608 Retweets 9759 LIkes LMAO Bra I juss died this is hilarious Lmao66 I'm f------ dead WHAT THE HELL LMFAO Bruh Literally me ICANT BREAHTE The joke is that Na is a smart name for Sodium, lol She totally proved e The statement Salute to this Photography! W-- LMAO000 I was not expecting that. im legit crying THIS IS SAVAGE Hit like if you understand this! F--- I literally just threw my phone IT TOOK ME A MOMENT I AM LEAVING

WHO DID THIS?? LMFAOO ChampagnePetty @ーDutch Actually screaming IJUST LAUGHED SO LOUD I WOKE UP MY CAT AND HE CONFUSEDLY RAN INTO THE WALL ABESZ eg Hilarious Follow I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THIS PIC FOR 10 MINUTES HELP ME I CAN'T STOP I'M CRYING i cant stop laughing Literally me ㄇ You'll need a high IQ to get this I'm done DEAD usd I can't stop laughing lk half of y'all don't understand the joke Instagiam @dadtellsjokes I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na. lmao this is clever af 4,608 Retweets 9759 LIkes LMAO Bra I juss died this is hilarious Lmao66 I'm f------ dead WHAT THE HELL LMFAO Bruh Literally me ICANT BREAHTE The joke is that Na is a smart name for Sodium, lol She totally proved e The statement Salute to this Photography! W-- LMAO000 I was not expecting that. im legit crying THIS IS SAVAGE Hit like if you understand this! F--- I literally just threw my phone IT TOOK ME A MOMENT I AM LEAVING

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Because shovels are for PUSSIES

bossyheifer Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower Fox stated that he was simply "fed up with battling the elements" and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull s---." Source: crap-usenname16 59,398 notes Jan 20th, 2018

bossyheifer Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower Fox stated that he was simply "fed up with battling the elements" and that he did not possess the willpower necessary to move “four billion tons of white bull s---." Source: crap-usenname16 59,398 notes Jan 20th, 2018

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I dare u

rohanhatesmaps "But!! It's fictional!!" Me: Defend i----- on my page again l dare u

rohanhatesmaps "But!! It's fictional!!" Me: Defend i----- on my page again l dare u

I am the queen of the night

theweirdwideweb Me: "stays up past 11pm* I am queen of the night theweirdwideweb 25 seconds later

theweirdwideweb Me: "stays up past 11pm* I am queen of the night theweirdwideweb 25 seconds later

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spanishskulduggery Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little? spanishskulduggery Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an em ocean. Emocean underlined three times

spanishskulduggery Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little? spanishskulduggery Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an em ocean. Emocean underlined three times

omfg i remember what i wrote as a kid i still am but still

being richer than god

전 fightingdreamers jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study "does being richer than god turn you into a f------ moron" and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

전 fightingdreamers jk rowling and notch are both members of my case study "does being richer than god turn you into a f------ moron" and it turns out the answer is a hard yes

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Winter olympics are metal as fuck

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest?:) Who can do the best somersault? Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest?:) Who can do the best somersault? Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

Bruh

gumball Source: wethinkwedream a-little-insane: wethinkwedream What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you'd see waves being pulled by the moon and we'd wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. I'll have whatever he's having. 204,985 notes

gumball Source: wethinkwedream a-little-insane: wethinkwedream What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you'd see waves being pulled by the moon and we'd wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. I'll have whatever he's having. 204,985 notes

"Measure of Intelligence"

Can you read? Cantr you host? you know how to read and all that stuff? I'm fourt immy. I'm fourteen. rockthrowingman Where'd you get that accent from Millle Well, Y es when you ive So are you British? Yeah, I thi Patronize these kids at your own risk. my-little-ninja Tlhe Washington Times HOME NEWS OPINION POLITICS CULTURE 2' n this Jan. 8, 2018 photo, Jimmy Kimmel participates in the Jimmy Kimmel: Late-night hosts are liberal ‘because it requires a measure of intelligence'

Can you read? Cantr you host? you know how to read and all that stuff? I'm fourt immy. I'm fourteen. rockthrowingman Where'd you get that accent from Millle Well, Y es when you ive So are you British? Yeah, I thi Patronize these kids at your own risk. my-little-ninja Tlhe Washington Times HOME NEWS OPINION POLITICS CULTURE 2' n this Jan. 8, 2018 photo, Jimmy Kimmel participates in the Jimmy Kimmel: Late-night hosts are liberal ‘because it requires a measure of intelligence'

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The aspiration of all true artists

lesserjoke DIE HARD was an adaptation of the novel Nothing Lasts Forever, the sequel to another book called The Detective. That one had already been made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra, and when he declined to return for the sequel, the plot was initially reworked to become a sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie COMMANDO instead. Only when he too passed on the project did it get rewritten again into its final form. DIE HARDER was an adaptation of the novel 58 Minutes, which is by a different author and is entirely unrelated to Nothing Lasts Forever. Characters and plot details were reworked in adaptation so that the movie could function as a DIE HARD sequel. DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE began life as an original script called Simon Says. It went through several iterations, including one where it was a LETHAL WEAPON sequel, before eventually being reworked to be the third DIE HARD. (There had earlier been a script specifically written to be the third DIE HARD movie, but Bruce Willis rejected it as too similar to the first movies. That one was later reworked to become SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL.) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD began as an original script called WW3.com. It too was purchased and rewritten to be a DIE HARD film. A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, the latest movie in the series, was actually written specifically as a sequel. However, its original title was Die Hard 24/7, and it was intended as a crossover with the recently-ended television show 24. When that plan fell apart, the Jack Bauer character was rewritten to be John McClane's adult son. Anyway, the moral of the story is to never let yourself get discouraged! Despite unlikely beginnings and early setbacks, you too could someday be rewritten to be a DIE HARD film.

lesserjoke DIE HARD was an adaptation of the novel Nothing Lasts Forever, the sequel to another book called The Detective. That one had already been made into a movie starring Frank Sinatra, and when he declined to return for the sequel, the plot was initially reworked to become a sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie COMMANDO instead. Only when he too passed on the project did it get rewritten again into its final form. DIE HARDER was an adaptation of the novel 58 Minutes, which is by a different author and is entirely unrelated to Nothing Lasts Forever. Characters and plot details were reworked in adaptation so that the movie could function as a DIE HARD sequel. DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE began life as an original script called Simon Says. It went through several iterations, including one where it was a LETHAL WEAPON sequel, before eventually being reworked to be the third DIE HARD. (There had earlier been a script specifically written to be the third DIE HARD movie, but Bruce Willis rejected it as too similar to the first movies. That one was later reworked to become SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL.) LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD began as an original script called WW3.com. It too was purchased and rewritten to be a DIE HARD film. A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, the latest movie in the series, was actually written specifically as a sequel. However, its original title was Die Hard 24/7, and it was intended as a crossover with the recently-ended television show 24. When that plan fell apart, the Jack Bauer character was rewritten to be John McClane's adult son. Anyway, the moral of the story is to never let yourself get discouraged! Despite unlikely beginnings and early setbacks, you too could someday be rewritten to be a DIE HARD film.

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Where is the lie

horhardaho Follow F------ ess jay dubya's, trying to deny my right to deny other people rights... #antisjw #antisj #racism #homophobia 15 notes horhardaho Follow I sure wish people would stop getting so hung-up on labels... Also if you identify with feminism or black lives matter then you automatically support hate movements. #hypocrisy #antisjw #anti feminism #feminism 4 notes

horhardaho Follow F------ ess jay dubya's, trying to deny my right to deny other people rights... #antisjw #antisj #racism #homophobia 15 notes horhardaho Follow I sure wish people would stop getting so hung-up on labels... Also if you identify with feminism or black lives matter then you automatically support hate movements. #hypocrisy #antisjw #anti feminism #feminism 4 notes

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