Tumblr - Images

Sorted By:

My kind of job

Do you have at least 1 year of 0 experience? Yes O No Do you speak United States? Yes No Apply Back fleur-de-maladie i think im overqualified for this position

Do you have at least 1 year of 0 experience? Yes O No Do you speak United States? Yes No Apply Back fleur-de-maladie i think im overqualified for this position

I would also like an explanation

nerdyravenclawqueentriflesand... Source:can-you-not- I'm Concerned About The Blueberries. okay so in my city there's this billboard and nobody knows what it's about or who it's from, it's just here there's no name this is all it says I'm concerned about the bl that's it I'm concerned about the blueberries" lueberries" and now, the weather 101,634 notes

nerdyravenclawqueentriflesand... Source:can-you-not- I'm Concerned About The Blueberries. okay so in my city there's this billboard and nobody knows what it's about or who it's from, it's just here there's no name this is all it says I'm concerned about the bl that's it I'm concerned about the blueberries" lueberries" and now, the weather 101,634 notes

blueberries cbs billboard

Like one of your French girls?

a-cumberbatch-of-cookiesthe-c... Source: iwillincendioth nowisthewinter willincendiotheheartoutofyou: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN o finding someone aesthetically pleasing o being sexually attracted to someone o being romantically attracted to someone WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND It boils down to this; Finding someone sexually attractive: I want to have sex with you Finding someone romantically attractive: I want to date you Finding someone aesthetically pleasing:I want to draw you 222,024 notes

a-cumberbatch-of-cookiesthe-c... Source: iwillincendioth nowisthewinter willincendiotheheartoutofyou: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN o finding someone aesthetically pleasing o being sexually attracted to someone o being romantically attracted to someone WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND It boils down to this; Finding someone sexually attractive: I want to have sex with you Finding someone romantically attractive: I want to date you Finding someone aesthetically pleasing:I want to draw you 222,024 notes

patriotism.png

electoralcollege Patriotism is idolatrous Nationalism is idolatrous Capitalism is idolatrous suppraman Let me tell you something you snowflake , crybaby , p------------!!! This country was built by people who love it!!! Would die for it !!! Wouldn't think about not standing for the pledge of allegiance, they believe our flag is the most beautiful thing in the world!!!! And you would to if you'd ever lived in a third world country for a while, Were just posting a comment about hating your country would get you arrested or worse. It's not perfect but no country is. All we can do is try and improve it. Love it. For what it is. I'm guessing your a socialist and think you're intitled to have everything given to you on a silver plater?? " News flash " go get a job or better yet join the military and earn that right to love this beautiful Country!!!! "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT" Maybe try South America or Russia!!! Oh that's right you like your freedom of speech. But still talking s--- about it. You've never been so wrong peteseeger It seems you were the one offended my good bitch

electoralcollege Patriotism is idolatrous Nationalism is idolatrous Capitalism is idolatrous suppraman Let me tell you something you snowflake , crybaby , p------------!!! This country was built by people who love it!!! Would die for it !!! Wouldn't think about not standing for the pledge of allegiance, they believe our flag is the most beautiful thing in the world!!!! And you would to if you'd ever lived in a third world country for a while, Were just posting a comment about hating your country would get you arrested or worse. It's not perfect but no country is. All we can do is try and improve it. Love it. For what it is. I'm guessing your a socialist and think you're intitled to have everything given to you on a silver plater?? " News flash " go get a job or better yet join the military and earn that right to love this beautiful Country!!!! "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT" Maybe try South America or Russia!!! Oh that's right you like your freedom of speech. But still talking s--- about it. You've never been so wrong peteseeger It seems you were the one offended my good bitch

you were the one offended my good bitch patriotism

The temptation's setting in for me too

1705-3 MY OTHER RIDETSG YOUR MOM F---- CALANT samoyedskaya Managed to resist the urge to rear-end this dude today

1705-3 MY OTHER RIDETSG YOUR MOM F---- CALANT samoyedskaya Managed to resist the urge to rear-end this dude today

pickle rick tough guy probably an incel

Trevor Noah quote

afrosoka "The name Hitler does not offend a black South African because Hitler is not the worst thing a black South African can imagine. Every country thinks their history is the most important, and that's especially true in the West. But if black South Africans could go back in time and kill one person, Cecil Rhodes would come up before Hitler. If people in the Congo could go back in time and kill one person, Belgium's King Leopold would come way before Hitler. If Native Americans could go back in time and kill one person, it would probably be Christopher Columbus or Andrew Jackson. I often meet people in the West who insist that the Holocaust was the worst atrocity in human history without question. Yes, it was horrific. But I often wonder, with Africarn atrocities like in the Congo, how horrific were they? The thing Africans don't have that Jewish people do have is documentation. The Nazis kept meticulous records, took pictures, made films. And that's really what it comes down to. Holocaust victims count because Hitler counted them. Six million people killed. We can all look at that number and be rightly horrified. But when you read through the history of atrocities against Africans, there are no numbers, only guesses. It's harder to be horrified by a guess. When Portugal and Belgium were plundering Angola and the Congo, they weren't counting the black people they slaughtered. How many black people died harvesting rubber in the Congo? In the gold and diamond mines of the Transvaal? So in Europe and America, yes, Hitler is the Greatest Madman in History. In Africa he's just another strongman from the history books." - Trevor Noah, Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood (via christymtidwell)

afrosoka "The name Hitler does not offend a black South African because Hitler is not the worst thing a black South African can imagine. Every country thinks their history is the most important, and that's especially true in the West. But if black South Africans could go back in time and kill one person, Cecil Rhodes would come up before Hitler. If people in the Congo could go back in time and kill one person, Belgium's King Leopold would come way before Hitler. If Native Americans could go back in time and kill one person, it would probably be Christopher Columbus or Andrew Jackson. I often meet people in the West who insist that the Holocaust was the worst atrocity in human history without question. Yes, it was horrific. But I often wonder, with Africarn atrocities like in the Congo, how horrific were they? The thing Africans don't have that Jewish people do have is documentation. The Nazis kept meticulous records, took pictures, made films. And that's really what it comes down to. Holocaust victims count because Hitler counted them. Six million people killed. We can all look at that number and be rightly horrified. But when you read through the history of atrocities against Africans, there are no numbers, only guesses. It's harder to be horrified by a guess. When Portugal and Belgium were plundering Angola and the Congo, they weren't counting the black people they slaughtered. How many black people died harvesting rubber in the Congo? In the gold and diamond mines of the Transvaal? So in Europe and America, yes, Hitler is the Greatest Madman in History. In Africa he's just another strongman from the history books." - Trevor Noah, Born a Crime: Stories from a South African Childhood (via christymtidwell)

racism trevor noah

Why I don't agree to disagree

blacksentai White dudes have this thing where they believe your best friend in the world can have opposing political ideas. You're supposed to be able to have healthy debate and disagreeing shouldn't harm your friendship That's gross and stupid. Its really easy to say that when all your disagreements are theoretical. Its easy to say when none of the laws passed actually effect your life. Fighting with your best friend about corporate regulations, school charters educational funding, abortion, health care, voting restrictions, drug laws, taxes and all sorts of stuff is cool and lively because none of it is going to actually leave you in a bad spot. Its different for the rest of us. I can't be friends with you if you think I shouldn't be allowed to vote. We can't be friends if you think my friends shouldn't have the ability to designate whatever gender they want and have that be legally recognized. We can't be friends if you think I don't deserve health care. Or if you think native children should be ripped away from their cultures and people. We can't be friends if you think closing down health care clinics in an attempt to end safe legal abortions is a good thing All these theoretical political ideas and lively debates effect real people, and I won't be friends with someone who disagrees with me on them. Because disagreement means you don't see me or a whole bunch of my friends and family as human beings worthy of rights and respect badscienceshenanigans why I will not accept agree to disagree anymore . someroguishgambit When people moan about how politics use to be "civil" what they're really complaining about is the entry into the debate of the people those policies actually effect. Bit hard to be "civil" when it's your livelihood or your bodily rights on the line

blacksentai White dudes have this thing where they believe your best friend in the world can have opposing political ideas. You're supposed to be able to have healthy debate and disagreeing shouldn't harm your friendship That's gross and stupid. Its really easy to say that when all your disagreements are theoretical. Its easy to say when none of the laws passed actually effect your life. Fighting with your best friend about corporate regulations, school charters educational funding, abortion, health care, voting restrictions, drug laws, taxes and all sorts of stuff is cool and lively because none of it is going to actually leave you in a bad spot. Its different for the rest of us. I can't be friends with you if you think I shouldn't be allowed to vote. We can't be friends if you think my friends shouldn't have the ability to designate whatever gender they want and have that be legally recognized. We can't be friends if you think I don't deserve health care. Or if you think native children should be ripped away from their cultures and people. We can't be friends if you think closing down health care clinics in an attempt to end safe legal abortions is a good thing All these theoretical political ideas and lively debates effect real people, and I won't be friends with someone who disagrees with me on them. Because disagreement means you don't see me or a whole bunch of my friends and family as human beings worthy of rights and respect badscienceshenanigans why I will not accept agree to disagree anymore . someroguishgambit When people moan about how politics use to be "civil" what they're really complaining about is the entry into the debate of the people those policies actually effect. Bit hard to be "civil" when it's your livelihood or your bodily rights on the line

agree to disagree my human rights are on the line i won't just lay down and accept that

It matters who started it.

ineedtothinkofatitle dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids "1 don't care who started it!". you're teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you're teaching children that it's wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. "who started it" is very, very relevant. apersnicketylemorn It can also teach them that defending themselves is wrong and set them up for abuse later in life. It always matters who started it. One person is defending themselves, and one person instigated it. When you tell them you "don't care who started it you've taught one of them that if they defend themselves they will be punished for doing so. You've taught the other one that they can do whatever they wish to others, no one will punish only them for it, their victim will be seen as equally accountable for what happened. Is that really a lesson you want your kids to absorb?

ineedtothinkofatitle dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids "1 don't care who started it!". you're teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you're teaching children that it's wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. "who started it" is very, very relevant. apersnicketylemorn It can also teach them that defending themselves is wrong and set them up for abuse later in life. It always matters who started it. One person is defending themselves, and one person instigated it. When you tell them you "don't care who started it you've taught one of them that if they defend themselves they will be punished for doing so. You've taught the other one that they can do whatever they wish to others, no one will punish only them for it, their victim will be seen as equally accountable for what happened. Is that really a lesson you want your kids to absorb?

who started it misandry heterophobia reverse racism power balance abuse

"My Knees Hurt"

Goji bowl and water for lunch was refreshing after a run in this damn humid weather anonymous asked: Hi, so first off, I love your blog and all the nerdy stuff you post. But could you maybe tone it down with all the fitness stuff you post?I don't really follow you for fitness content. Hey! I'm glad you like all the stuff I blog. As for the fitness stuff, I'm sorry you don't like it but I did used to be a fitness blog before I transitioned to a personal blog. Running, yoga and fitness and pretty important to who l am sol do occasionally blog about it. Sorry if you don't like it but that's just what I like to post sometimes. I hope you continue to like the rest of the blog though) anonymous asked And I understand that but as a blogger with a growing following you said you're at about 6k followers right now, it's your responsibility to be aware of the type of people following your blog and make sure you're not posting anything that might offend or trigger them. Again, love the blog! Just not the fitness stuff. I'm very confused, l'm not posting anything "triggering" on my blog. I posted my lunch today and maybe a few pictures of yogis and runners weekly. It's not like I'm being offensive with what I'm doing or saying on this blog. And once again, trying to be polite here, but this is my blog, so... anonymous asked: When you post about fitness you're rubbing it in the face of people like me who cannot work out and lose weight. I have a medical issue and bad knees and my doctor said working out would actually HURT me. So when you blog about that stuff, it's very upsetting to see. I'm asking to you stop doing it or I'll have to unfollow you Look, I'm trying to be nice here but that stuff about your doctor is just not true. Bad knees aside, you can do something else to lose weight. Do you get triggered by runners on the sidewalk? 1 don't understand I'm not going to stop blogging about my running and fitness so just unfollow me I guess. anonymous asked F--- you and your thin privilege and f--- you for not seeing how YOUR actions HURT people. There it is. Alright I don't feel bad anymore. F--- you too. Enjoy your excuses and blaming others for your own insecurity. I'm going for a run <3

Goji bowl and water for lunch was refreshing after a run in this damn humid weather anonymous asked: Hi, so first off, I love your blog and all the nerdy stuff you post. But could you maybe tone it down with all the fitness stuff you post?I don't really follow you for fitness content. Hey! I'm glad you like all the stuff I blog. As for the fitness stuff, I'm sorry you don't like it but I did used to be a fitness blog before I transitioned to a personal blog. Running, yoga and fitness and pretty important to who l am sol do occasionally blog about it. Sorry if you don't like it but that's just what I like to post sometimes. I hope you continue to like the rest of the blog though) anonymous asked And I understand that but as a blogger with a growing following you said you're at about 6k followers right now, it's your responsibility to be aware of the type of people following your blog and make sure you're not posting anything that might offend or trigger them. Again, love the blog! Just not the fitness stuff. I'm very confused, l'm not posting anything "triggering" on my blog. I posted my lunch today and maybe a few pictures of yogis and runners weekly. It's not like I'm being offensive with what I'm doing or saying on this blog. And once again, trying to be polite here, but this is my blog, so... anonymous asked: When you post about fitness you're rubbing it in the face of people like me who cannot work out and lose weight. I have a medical issue and bad knees and my doctor said working out would actually HURT me. So when you blog about that stuff, it's very upsetting to see. I'm asking to you stop doing it or I'll have to unfollow you Look, I'm trying to be nice here but that stuff about your doctor is just not true. Bad knees aside, you can do something else to lose weight. Do you get triggered by runners on the sidewalk? 1 don't understand I'm not going to stop blogging about my running and fitness so just unfollow me I guess. anonymous asked F--- you and your thin privilege and f--- you for not seeing how YOUR actions HURT people. There it is. Alright I don't feel bad anymore. F--- you too. Enjoy your excuses and blaming others for your own insecurity. I'm going for a run <3

tumblr blog rant murderedbywords

If this were an Anime I would watch it in a Heartbeat...

zzxid hussainthemvp: culturally different yet morally aligned heroes Anon asked me to draw some more. so here you go, friends also, drawing cats is the bane of my existence. I'm s--- at drawing non-fantasy animals that aren't dogs, goats of anteaters??? (Source: ripndipcl, via kuraudia) #im a slut for characters napping against oneanother uck m e up #long post #slav and samura

zzxid hussainthemvp: culturally different yet morally aligned heroes Anon asked me to draw some more. so here you go, friends also, drawing cats is the bane of my existence. I'm s--- at drawing non-fantasy animals that aren't dogs, goats of anteaters??? (Source: ripndipcl, via kuraudia) #im a slut for characters napping against oneanother uck m e up #long post #slav and samura

tumblr cat cats feline kelbremdusk slav samurai japan russian slavic the simonov sks sks katana characters napping against eachother napping cute anime adidas adibas cat lovers kimono vodka ushanka bayonet

BEGONE, CURSED UNDERLINGS OF VALHALLA

thunderass From now on let's not tell people to kill themselves and instead quote Ed Edd n' Eddy MAY THE ONION OF AGONY SOIL YOUR MACAROONS kofangel Have you ever experienced THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING #these are gonna be just rolf quotes

thunderass From now on let's not tell people to kill themselves and instead quote Ed Edd n' Eddy MAY THE ONION OF AGONY SOIL YOUR MACAROONS kofangel Have you ever experienced THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING #these are gonna be just rolf quotes

ed edd and eddy tumblr rolf rolf quotes

CHARACTER FLAWS ARE FUCKING IMPORTANT

the-mighty-birdy CHARACTER FLAWS ARE FUCKINGIMPORTANT deepnest me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like theyre gogurt tubes smis-happens you WHAT Source: the-mighty-birdy 59,874 notes

the-mighty-birdy CHARACTER FLAWS ARE FUCKINGIMPORTANT deepnest me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like theyre gogurt tubes smis-happens you WHAT Source: the-mighty-birdy 59,874 notes

go-gurt mayonnaise

who said romance was dead

CHELLE Crack an egg in my ass and f--- me so hard you scramble it Send a chat q ery o p 7eggs: S. who said romance was dead Source: 7eggs 85,127 notes

CHELLE Crack an egg in my ass and f--- me so hard you scramble it Send a chat q ery o p 7eggs: S. who said romance was dead Source: 7eggs 85,127 notes

Typical

Kido Katlen K Swedish Woman Finds IKEA Bags Filled With 80 Human Skeletons theblogofmystery And of course they come in, like, a million pieces you have to put together yourself.

Kido Katlen K Swedish Woman Finds IKEA Bags Filled With 80 Human Skeletons theblogofmystery And of course they come in, like, a million pieces you have to put together yourself.

A win win situation

would you spin this wheel if landing on red means you get shot in the head s500 $1m 5m $50m $10b $1b $100 consonant it's a win-win situation

would you spin this wheel if landing on red means you get shot in the head s500 $1m 5m $50m $10b $1b $100 consonant it's a win-win situation

No Note Nekos of Wealth

gaytrashcat The no note nekos of wealth Co lled eyou Reblog for a bunch of f------ money suzunan w-- is THIS larrysrunawaytrain it's the no note nekos of wealth

gaytrashcat The no note nekos of wealth Co lled eyou Reblog for a bunch of f------ money suzunan w-- is THIS larrysrunawaytrain it's the no note nekos of wealth

cat statue no notes reblog for money

Owobowos

scotchtapeofficial HERE's a chaotic word: owobowos iguanamouth 0 #<:3c #pwease no ínfwinite cycew of cweation and destwuction #scribbles

scotchtapeofficial HERE's a chaotic word: owobowos iguanamouth 0 #<:3c #pwease no ínfwinite cycew of cweation and destwuction #scribbles

owo pwease no steppy :3c ouroboros snake

Y'all Drawers of Busty Hex Maniacs

official hex maniac art y'all???? at Tiddys are nice coward! cupidsenpai Your url is a s----- 2000s band trilllizard666 at least source the damn art, bitch http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/ 165599062866 And I'm not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She's our zany cutie. Y'all need girlfriends borvar drawers y'all????. Drawers: Y'all????: y'all????: this post is what it's like to go through an unstable portal 64,858 notes

official hex maniac art y'all???? at Tiddys are nice coward! cupidsenpai Your url is a s----- 2000s band trilllizard666 at least source the damn art, bitch http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/ 165599062866 And I'm not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She's our zany cutie. Y'all need girlfriends borvar drawers y'all????. Drawers: Y'all????: y'all????: this post is what it's like to go through an unstable portal 64,858 notes

hex maniac y'all cowboys cowgirls cowgirl cowboy stand-off fastest shot in the west drawers stock photos

You mean the market LIED?

This is not real. It's all a joke. Tumblcoin has absolutely no value whatsoever and cannot be exchanged for real money. Darn

This is not real. It's all a joke. Tumblcoin has absolutely no value whatsoever and cannot be exchanged for real money. Darn

tumblcoin april fools 2018

Random user on Tumblcoin

tumblcoin Hey @staff f--- you for doing this. Some of us are poor, you utter t----, and idiots like me got actually excited because hey, a source of money! May you have uneven table legs the rest of your lives, may your house be invaded by angry bees, may you constantly have the feeling that you have legos under your feet, may you step in squishy wet things every time you put on socks may your dryer heat unevenly, may the hot water run out every time you take a shower while you still have soap in your what the f---

tumblcoin Hey @staff f--- you for doing this. Some of us are poor, you utter t----, and idiots like me got actually excited because hey, a source of money! May you have uneven table legs the rest of your lives, may your house be invaded by angry bees, may you constantly have the feeling that you have legos under your feet, may you step in squishy wet things every time you put on socks may your dryer heat unevenly, may the hot water run out every time you take a shower while you still have soap in your what the f---

tumblcoin april fools 2018