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And that first one’s been public knowledge since ‘95, Jimbo! Ain’t that just quackin’ crazy?

cannibality is abstract art bad? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question is abstract art good? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question did the CIA deliberately promote abstract art because it believed this would be a way of advancing American interests against the USSR? yes, according to ex-CIA officials, this is true. santorumsoakedpikachu Source Also literary fiction. The world is a bizarre place.

cannibality is abstract art bad? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question is abstract art good? it's subjective and there's no real answer to this question did the CIA deliberately promote abstract art because it believed this would be a way of advancing American interests against the USSR? yes, according to ex-CIA officials, this is true. santorumsoakedpikachu Source Also literary fiction. The world is a bizarre place.

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He even does the salute and everything

mos agoodcartoon f--- yeah rasec-wizzlbang how you gonna draw a neo nazi getting beat up and try and paint the people beating him up as the bad guys sydneykrukowski i love that he just drew a plus sign instead of a swastika. like oh no this isn't a nazi this is a, uh. Bazi 29.340 notities

mos agoodcartoon f--- yeah rasec-wizzlbang how you gonna draw a neo nazi getting beat up and try and paint the people beating him up as the bad guys sydneykrukowski i love that he just drew a plus sign instead of a swastika. like oh no this isn't a nazi this is a, uh. Bazi 29.340 notities

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The Tower of Babel explained by Tumblr.

captainsnoop so the story of the tower of babel is about humanity building a tower so tall that it reached heaven and god punished humanity by making everyone speak different languages so they couldn't work together which sounds to me like god got scared of what humanity could accomplish together and slapped an arbitrary limitation on us to prevent us from reaching his level god nerfed us so we couldn't make gurren lagann real captainsnoop everythingshinesunderthes... 'm building a ladder tall enough to reach heaven and kicking god's ass everythingshinesunderthes.. square up thot jacob wrote this

captainsnoop so the story of the tower of babel is about humanity building a tower so tall that it reached heaven and god punished humanity by making everyone speak different languages so they couldn't work together which sounds to me like god got scared of what humanity could accomplish together and slapped an arbitrary limitation on us to prevent us from reaching his level god nerfed us so we couldn't make gurren lagann real captainsnoop everythingshinesunderthes... 'm building a ladder tall enough to reach heaven and kicking god's ass everythingshinesunderthes.. square up thot jacob wrote this

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Imagine finding out that a gay artist has attempted suicide and is most likely not going to recover after discovering they were doxxed and reported to the authorities in an violently anti-LGBT country and your first thought is to accuse the "SJWs" of doxxing the artist and putting their life at risk jesin00 What happened? unicornkin An artist named rizzydraws attempted suicide after being doxxed and outted as gay to the Indonesian authorities. This was after they made a comic talking about they wished their country was more accepting to LGBT people. Anti sjws have been using this event to make all sort of bold and hateful comments, claiming that "SJWs" doxxed them despite lacking any evidence claiming that Islam is a hateful religion and saying that LGBT Americans have no right to complain about being oppressed Apparently they're alive but they're hospitalized and suffering from severe liver kidney and/or international damage and may not survive. I'm seeing from other sources that they may need the money, so here's their patreon if you want to support them.

Imagine finding out that a gay artist has attempted suicide and is most likely not going to recover after discovering they were doxxed and reported to the authorities in an violently anti-LGBT country and your first thought is to accuse the "SJWs" of doxxing the artist and putting their life at risk jesin00 What happened? unicornkin An artist named rizzydraws attempted suicide after being doxxed and outted as gay to the Indonesian authorities. This was after they made a comic talking about they wished their country was more accepting to LGBT people. Anti sjws have been using this event to make all sort of bold and hateful comments, claiming that "SJWs" doxxed them despite lacking any evidence claiming that Islam is a hateful religion and saying that LGBT Americans have no right to complain about being oppressed Apparently they're alive but they're hospitalized and suffering from severe liver kidney and/or international damage and may not survive. I'm seeing from other sources that they may need the money, so here's their patreon if you want to support them.

You are reblogged. Not big surprise.

shadyparakoopa you pancakeke idea for a new xkit extension: replace the reblog icon with randomized tf2 kill icons new-xkit-extension This has just been contributed by @circlejourney to the New XKit gallery. Tumblr Fortress 2 is now free-to-play, forever!

shadyparakoopa you pancakeke idea for a new xkit extension: replace the reblog icon with randomized tf2 kill icons new-xkit-extension This has just been contributed by @circlejourney to the New XKit gallery. Tumblr Fortress 2 is now free-to-play, forever!

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I second the bumper sticker idea

darxx magnusass May 21st 2014, 7:38:30 pm 16 hours ago Source: yoquinto harblkun: despairsfortune asexualrogers: opiwhalestreet yoguinto: okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens A pirate for the adventure, not the booty Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty. oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker CAN NOTI Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks. 222,360 notes

darxx magnusass May 21st 2014, 7:38:30 pm 16 hours ago Source: yoquinto harblkun: despairsfortune asexualrogers: opiwhalestreet yoguinto: okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens A pirate for the adventure, not the booty Asexual Pirates are not interested in your booty. oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker CAN NOTI Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks. 222,360 notes

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bleating noises indicating indignation

digivolvin: last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up Source: digivolvin

digivolvin: last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up Source: digivolvin

Best birth method ever

o just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed e--------. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon joshpeck all hail the baby cannon Source: just-shower-thoughts 302,169 notes

o just-shower-thoughts Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed e--------. jpfinch1 I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. churchyardgrim I mean it's kind of not, seeds aren't analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn't analogous to sperm, plants don't do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon joshpeck all hail the baby cannon Source: just-shower-thoughts 302,169 notes

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Can't talk, need drink

haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ???222???????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone Тде водка?" it translates to "Where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA at all times. Source: haviary 52,391 notes

haviary the fact that the Russian language doesn't have articles makes me go ???222???????? because in a native English speaker's head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing so when you ask someone Тде водка?" it translates to "Where is the vodka?" but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don't see any articles I assume they aren't there, so yelling "ГДЕ ВОДКА" translates to "WHERE VODKA" like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to leupagus Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling "WHERE VODKA at all times. Source: haviary 52,391 notes

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Wild alternate reality

supersoftly solaire-kyun wouldn't it be crazy if sex was real and not just a made up hentai thing Source: solaire-kyurn 2,734 notes

supersoftly solaire-kyun wouldn't it be crazy if sex was real and not just a made up hentai thing Source: solaire-kyurn 2,734 notes

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Me, holding you at scanner-point in a dark alleyway Hello, sir/madam, would you like to donate to my cause today?

hi would you like to donate $1 to charity today is it for, like.. dogs? ah no, its actually or children in need NOW IF IT WERE FOR DOGS I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH WHAT, YOU DON'T HATE KIDS????? You' re aski no rne if i hate HOMELESS KIDS??? yo-its-matt TODAY IN RETAI next time you can just keep it at "no thanks" failsports Honestly it is quite hard to keep to ourselves how much we hate kids. yo-its-matt @failsports it really f----- isnt failsports @yo-its-matt apparently it's easier to do than all the people who complain that people don't like kids. This jerk of a woman was just doing her shopping to be fair. The problem here is charity mugging not disliking kids or not. "CHARITYMUGGING

hi would you like to donate $1 to charity today is it for, like.. dogs? ah no, its actually or children in need NOW IF IT WERE FOR DOGS I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH WHAT, YOU DON'T HATE KIDS????? You' re aski no rne if i hate HOMELESS KIDS??? yo-its-matt TODAY IN RETAI next time you can just keep it at "no thanks" failsports Honestly it is quite hard to keep to ourselves how much we hate kids. yo-its-matt @failsports it really f----- isnt failsports @yo-its-matt apparently it's easier to do than all the people who complain that people don't like kids. This jerk of a woman was just doing her shopping to be fair. The problem here is charity mugging not disliking kids or not. "CHARITYMUGGING

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I'll just say this: Imagine if Cartman was a girl. Would any of us like her?

lochnessmonster Why don't we get more women written in the "lovable a------" character type bojanglesrph because people call them "bitches" an-actual-lion He loves his tea

lochnessmonster Why don't we get more women written in the "lovable a------" character type bojanglesrph because people call them "bitches" an-actual-lion He loves his tea

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"The idea that people have somehow become more absurd due to the existence of the internet never ceases to amuse me."

Why do 18th century Englieh paintinge have so many squirrels in them, and how did they tame them so that they wouldn't bite the painter? 10.76 Inquiry at desk.. Nov. 1948 Can I get a book telling me how to be mistress of ceremonies at a musical o---?" ariety within 5 minutes on telephone: Name of Napoleon's horse of opening of baaobail season in .Y. Date of opening of baseball season in N.Y. Books on human spontaneous combustion Who were the Seven Sutherland Sisters? Telephone call mid-afternoon New Year s Day, 1967: Somewhat uncertain female voice: "I have two questions. The first is sort of an etiquette one. I wentto a New Year's Eve party and unexpectedly stayed over. I don't really know the hosts. Ought I to send a thank-you note? Second, when you meet a fellow and you know he's worth twen- ty-seven million dollars because that's what they told me, twenty-seven illion, and you know his nationality, how do you find out his name?" as 1/2/67 hoodlock digg: This is what people asked the library before Google. (via) The idea that people have somehow become more absurd due to the existence of the internet will never cease to amuse me. I want to know the rest of the story of that lady who had the wild New Year's Eve.

Why do 18th century Englieh paintinge have so many squirrels in them, and how did they tame them so that they wouldn't bite the painter? 10.76 Inquiry at desk.. Nov. 1948 Can I get a book telling me how to be mistress of ceremonies at a musical o---?" ariety within 5 minutes on telephone: Name of Napoleon's horse of opening of baaobail season in .Y. Date of opening of baseball season in N.Y. Books on human spontaneous combustion Who were the Seven Sutherland Sisters? Telephone call mid-afternoon New Year s Day, 1967: Somewhat uncertain female voice: "I have two questions. The first is sort of an etiquette one. I wentto a New Year's Eve party and unexpectedly stayed over. I don't really know the hosts. Ought I to send a thank-you note? Second, when you meet a fellow and you know he's worth twen- ty-seven million dollars because that's what they told me, twenty-seven illion, and you know his nationality, how do you find out his name?" as 1/2/67 hoodlock digg: This is what people asked the library before Google. (via) The idea that people have somehow become more absurd due to the existence of the internet will never cease to amuse me. I want to know the rest of the story of that lady who had the wild New Year's Eve.

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Because this is absolutely how sexual dimorphism works

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A tumblr page says a lot about a person

eiffeled A person's tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people topherchris

eiffeled A person's tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people topherchris

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Beethoven's 9th symphony speedrun

Doug Mataconis @dmataconis That's not how this works That's not how any of this works. An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's 9th Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? 5. Let P be number of players and T the time playing. 5:06 PM 09 Oct 17 7,833 Retweets 13.4K Likes bitsow 4800 players, Beethoven's 9th Symphony Speedrun kaijuno its not even music anymore it's just a shockwave that kills you instantly

Doug Mataconis @dmataconis That's not how this works That's not how any of this works. An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's 9th Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? 5. Let P be number of players and T the time playing. 5:06 PM 09 Oct 17 7,833 Retweets 13.4K Likes bitsow 4800 players, Beethoven's 9th Symphony Speedrun kaijuno its not even music anymore it's just a shockwave that kills you instantly

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Fuck everything I want to be a birb

thunderthighz biggest-gaudiest-patronuses adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow babylunapea I'm not even an adult and I want to be a crow biggest-gaudiest-patronuses The desperation only grows with years everythingunderthesky Be the crow you wish to see in the world -Collect Shiny Things -Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason Scream loudly when you see your friends biggest-gaudiest-patronuses What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

thunderthighz biggest-gaudiest-patronuses adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow babylunapea I'm not even an adult and I want to be a crow biggest-gaudiest-patronuses The desperation only grows with years everythingunderthesky Be the crow you wish to see in the world -Collect Shiny Things -Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason Scream loudly when you see your friends biggest-gaudiest-patronuses What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

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White people amirite

$33rofheart willfosho s33rofheart does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the f--- this means????????????? You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter. thanks

$33rofheart willfosho s33rofheart does a qualified white person want to explain to me what the f--- this means????????????? You see white people hibernate in square formation to protect their crops for winter. thanks

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4chan for women

dietmountainmadewka tumblr is just 4chan for women dietmountainmadewka I can elaborate: the cultures and site dynamics of 4chan and tumblr are heavily based on the social natures of men and women respectively: 4chan is all about anonymity, popularity is despised (such as with tripfags) as it is seen as undeserved "attention w------". They love to s--- on eachother and get in flamewars and arguments but ultimately share a sense comradery Discussions and posts in general are based around specific topics and hobbies usually revolving around external issues rather than personal ones Tumblr on the other hand is based heavily around popularity and social status Blogs will flaunt their follower count and reblogs. Much like women in real life people on tumblr will take any chance they can to boost their own popularity by calling out larger blogs for percieved slights or mistakes. Drama is the lifeblood of this website. Discussions usually revolve around personal feelings or situations, with specific topics simply being vehicles for personal drama Basically, 4chan is Fight Club and tumblr is Desperate Housewives

dietmountainmadewka tumblr is just 4chan for women dietmountainmadewka I can elaborate: the cultures and site dynamics of 4chan and tumblr are heavily based on the social natures of men and women respectively: 4chan is all about anonymity, popularity is despised (such as with tripfags) as it is seen as undeserved "attention w------". They love to s--- on eachother and get in flamewars and arguments but ultimately share a sense comradery Discussions and posts in general are based around specific topics and hobbies usually revolving around external issues rather than personal ones Tumblr on the other hand is based heavily around popularity and social status Blogs will flaunt their follower count and reblogs. Much like women in real life people on tumblr will take any chance they can to boost their own popularity by calling out larger blogs for percieved slights or mistakes. Drama is the lifeblood of this website. Discussions usually revolve around personal feelings or situations, with specific topics simply being vehicles for personal drama Basically, 4chan is Fight Club and tumblr is Desperate Housewives

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unrealistic body standards smh

the-narwhal-orchestra orcadreams Source: nakedpastor ENTRY MENWOMEN Onakedpastorcon mysteryinc thisisrelatable shithappens-but-lifegoeson damn thats powerful one of my favorite posts here. this f------ pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand 283,477 notes

the-narwhal-orchestra orcadreams Source: nakedpastor ENTRY MENWOMEN Onakedpastorcon mysteryinc thisisrelatable shithappens-but-lifegoeson damn thats powerful one of my favorite posts here. this f------ pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand 283,477 notes