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Dobson The Grownup (Caillou The Grownup parody)

Now, I'm near forty Each day I block critics I love lil' lesbians I'm Andrew "Too real, dude. Too real..." -THOAD Submitted by grokouic #Submission #Andrew Dobson #Tom Preston #caillou

Now, I'm near forty Each day I block critics I love lil' lesbians I'm Andrew "Too real, dude. Too real..." -THOAD Submitted by grokouic #Submission #Andrew Dobson #Tom Preston #caillou

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Thesis, Antithesis and Synthesis

superfluous-synonymyfuckthefla... Follow Contradictions ThesisAntithesis gorps pasadenabuzzbomb hold up im having a jaundice attack im on a spaghetti cleanse ladies Change Synthesis thedeadlymilkmen ah damn on day 30 of my spaghetti cleanse I had a jaundice attack Source: gorps 12,513 notes

superfluous-synonymyfuckthefla... Follow Contradictions ThesisAntithesis gorps pasadenabuzzbomb hold up im having a jaundice attack im on a spaghetti cleanse ladies Change Synthesis thedeadlymilkmen ah damn on day 30 of my spaghetti cleanse I had a jaundice attack Source: gorps 12,513 notes

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softecat 40's slapstick act where a clown creampies someone trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing Considering who lI've dated in the past, I've been creampied by plenty of clowns already weirdness-is-good

clown hannibal burgess >implying no credit to op

“We don’t know fucking shit about running a website.” - Staff

"WE DON'T KNOW F------ S--- ABOUT RUNNING A WEBSITE". -STAFF

"WE DON'T KNOW F------ S--- ABOUT RUNNING A WEBSITE". -STAFF

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A hope for a better future

mcclonalds tonights bdsm safe word is "superwholock" because thats the best moodkiller i can think of mcclonalds i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as s--- and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im "a p------------ user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a c--- down my throat" and i still love this post gaylibertariansc God damn. For that one word? the-real-jeb-bush What's the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one gaylibertariansc It is. From different shows. I'm assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The "super part I'm not sure about the fact that there are people who don't know about superwholock give me hope for a better future

mcclonalds tonights bdsm safe word is "superwholock" because thats the best moodkiller i can think of mcclonalds i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as s--- and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im "a p------------ user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a c--- down my throat" and i still love this post gaylibertariansc God damn. For that one word? the-real-jeb-bush What's the big deal about that word? It sounds like a made up one gaylibertariansc It is. From different shows. I'm assuming doctor who and Sherlock. The "super part I'm not sure about the fact that there are people who don't know about superwholock give me hope for a better future

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Mods are asleep post puns

Polyamory Just because you found your soul-mate Doesn't meant they hafta be your sole mate #pun #polyamory #joke #it's joke #advice

Polyamory Just because you found your soul-mate Doesn't meant they hafta be your sole mate #pun #polyamory #joke #it's joke #advice

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🅱️onut hole

SIZE OF TE DONUT HOLE DOWN TUROUGH YHE YEARS 1927 1937 1948 unscriptedindulgence Interesting. Reverse the chart and it's my a------ through the years. hyperboul why would you comment that

SIZE OF TE DONUT HOLE DOWN TUROUGH YHE YEARS 1927 1937 1948 unscriptedindulgence Interesting. Reverse the chart and it's my a------ through the years. hyperboul why would you comment that

Hope its not effective.

Come a little okower cynicallys ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

Come a little okower cynicallys ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Is that snap where all the “X said fuck work” jokes are coming from?

chexgirlfriend the pizza guy me my friend Pizza man said f--- work

chexgirlfriend the pizza guy me my friend Pizza man said f--- work

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She's dangerous, super bad...

reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain't saying she's a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about "gold in them there hills" idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain't saying she's a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about "gold in them there hills" idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

Tumblr user One-time-I-dreamt enacts their reign of terror

one-time-i-dreamt was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, w--??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and s--- elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls ALLEY GRUug one-time-i-dreamt

one-time-i-dreamt was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, w--??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and s--- elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them somedaythiswillbeclever people who don't read urls ALLEY GRUug one-time-i-dreamt

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You could have a 6th dimensional creature drawing a circle around your W-axis while you sleep and not even know it

mosquito on my screen he hasn't moved in the past 5 minutes Bugs get 8th dimensional superbeings doing this s--- to me right now MONKEYS SE TIE DUMB B0X

mosquito on my screen he hasn't moved in the past 5 minutes Bugs get 8th dimensional superbeings doing this s--- to me right now MONKEYS SE TIE DUMB B0X

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This isn't what Goku would have wanted

mechsuit: kinnie tumblr is wack y'all will say s--- like “I AM 100% THIS CHARACTERS COMPLETELY THEY ARE ME" and abt ur personality will even resemble them like you think goku would say that? you think goku would have a 1000 page about with a billion links and say he will block u if you dont like all his personal posts? you think goku would get into ace nothing i can't believe the f------ notes/reblogs on this post. it is a hellilsh dreamscape of goku ace discourse, multiverse and flat earth theory to prove that someone's past life was as goku, and then all of the comments of people questioning if goku can even read a compilation of some of my favourite comments on this crazy ass trainwreck of a notes section: ivewith thesenotehaveto bro with a sweeblidead de which of course leads us to everyone who is just literally losing their s--- about goku ace discrouse by reblogging with muffled screams of agony 耇 and bonus round: whatever in the f--- these comments are

mechsuit: kinnie tumblr is wack y'all will say s--- like “I AM 100% THIS CHARACTERS COMPLETELY THEY ARE ME" and abt ur personality will even resemble them like you think goku would say that? you think goku would have a 1000 page about with a billion links and say he will block u if you dont like all his personal posts? you think goku would get into ace nothing i can't believe the f------ notes/reblogs on this post. it is a hellilsh dreamscape of goku ace discourse, multiverse and flat earth theory to prove that someone's past life was as goku, and then all of the comments of people questioning if goku can even read a compilation of some of my favourite comments on this crazy ass trainwreck of a notes section: ivewith thesenotehaveto bro with a sweeblidead de which of course leads us to everyone who is just literally losing their s--- about goku ace discrouse by reblogging with muffled screams of agony 耇 and bonus round: whatever in the f--- these comments are

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All Kevins in cartoons are assholes

littlelarimar there's always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons animentality it's a bitch name bbg100

littlelarimar there's always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons animentality it's a bitch name bbg100

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The Differences Between Generations

ahsteria than u ahsteria gen x: !! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! they're faking the depression & anxiety !! ahsteria millennials people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles, rent prices, s----- education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among today's population ahsteria gen z ok im ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go f------

ahsteria than u ahsteria gen x: !! kids these days are spending too much time on the phones!! they're faking the depression & anxiety !! ahsteria millennials people need to realize the importance of our truths and struggles, rent prices, s----- education, decreased job opportunities, and discrimination, are causing genuine problems among today's population ahsteria gen z ok im ready to eat fruit, be gay, go to the moon, and die lets go f------

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Vote write-in candidate Ian Kobe for AZ mine inspector 2014

"Why can't I play in the abandoned copper mine Mommy?" BECAUSE JOE HART DIDN'T CLEAR OUT THE VAMPIRE DENS. MINE INSPECTOR WRITE-IN CANDIDATE the Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014 I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire the subtle advocation for kids not great to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also FACT AZ STATE MINE INSPECTOR OE HART, FAILED TO FINDA SINGLE DRACULA NEST IN 2014 FACT WRITE-IN CANDIDATE, AN KOBE WILL FIND AND DESTROY MINE-BASED DRACULA NESTS No... He meant Vampires i0 IAN KOBE AZ STATE MINE INSPECTOR lan Kobe @NoAzMineDracula Write-in lan Kobe for AZ Mine Inspector 2014 Arizona θ facebook.com/NOAZMINEDRACUL.. Joined August 2014

"Why can't I play in the abandoned copper mine Mommy?" BECAUSE JOE HART DIDN'T CLEAR OUT THE VAMPIRE DENS. MINE INSPECTOR WRITE-IN CANDIDATE the Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014 I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire the subtle advocation for kids not great to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also FACT AZ STATE MINE INSPECTOR OE HART, FAILED TO FINDA SINGLE DRACULA NEST IN 2014 FACT WRITE-IN CANDIDATE, AN KOBE WILL FIND AND DESTROY MINE-BASED DRACULA NESTS No... He meant Vampires i0 IAN KOBE AZ STATE MINE INSPECTOR lan Kobe @NoAzMineDracula Write-in lan Kobe for AZ Mine Inspector 2014 Arizona θ facebook.com/NOAZMINEDRACUL.. Joined August 2014

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unbelievable

one-time-i-dreamt I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said "lm so sorry, I've gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless" and handed me the katana and I was like yo what, I don't care dude, go back to your work it's fine" and he was like "THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE" and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like YOU'RE TOO KIND LADY HE MUST DIE,ITS A LAW and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names Source: one-time-i-dreamt 18,487 notes

one-time-i-dreamt I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said "lm so sorry, I've gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless" and handed me the katana and I was like yo what, I don't care dude, go back to your work it's fine" and he was like "THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE" and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like YOU'RE TOO KIND LADY HE MUST DIE,ITS A LAW and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names Source: one-time-i-dreamt 18,487 notes

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So tumblr rolled out an update that’s supposed to let you change the color of your text, but...

comicstore >be me 2018 i can finally greentext on tumblr junkart-main >Be me 2018 >See greentext post on tumblr >be on mobile so it's not green mfw candygarnet >be on desktop still not green functioning website

comicstore >be me 2018 i can finally greentext on tumblr junkart-main >Be me 2018 >See greentext post on tumblr >be on mobile so it's not green mfw candygarnet >be on desktop still not green functioning website

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GIRL COULD YOU NOT

"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying im a busy person"

"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying im a busy person"

That sounds about right

odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco belr Ooinn spake: Bright the sun shone | at the time of Por's birth, And bathed his count'nance fair Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar I found on the cold pavement While returning in gloryI from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla. systlin I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful. themintykid @theshitoostcalligrapher ay @systlin hmu OSiin spake Bright tlhe stn shone At the finne of pors birth ano batheo his count nAnce fair Loki, toolf-father the tricksterthe lian forund onthe cola pavement While refurning in glory fromagrand he fora 3A12quesadilla @systlin My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better Solen sken, skönt gyllene Dagen Tor föddes På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell Dar lag Loke -KJN My translation: The sun shone, sweet golden The day of Tor's birtlh On the tarmac, by Taco Bell There lay Loki (For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.) ay yo show ur husband Solen sken, skont gylene Sr kgloke @bold sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: Bィ 1R4 11イイR(10 (oops spot the typos)

odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco belr Ooinn spake: Bright the sun shone | at the time of Por's birth, And bathed his count'nance fair Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar I found on the cold pavement While returning in gloryI from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla. systlin I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful. themintykid @theshitoostcalligrapher ay @systlin hmu OSiin spake Bright tlhe stn shone At the finne of pors birth ano batheo his count nAnce fair Loki, toolf-father the tricksterthe lian forund onthe cola pavement While refurning in glory fromagrand he fora 3A12quesadilla @systlin My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better Solen sken, skönt gyllene Dagen Tor föddes På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell Dar lag Loke -KJN My translation: The sun shone, sweet golden The day of Tor's birtlh On the tarmac, by Taco Bell There lay Loki (For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.) ay yo show ur husband Solen sken, skont gylene Sr kgloke @bold sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: Bィ 1R4 11イイR(10 (oops spot the typos)

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