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Watching this on a glass rectangle

dajo42: "tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it's. it's like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in The sarcasm in this post is fatal

dajo42: "tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it's. it's like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it's like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in The sarcasm in this post is fatal

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Sounds like a fun game

multitrackdrifting tumblr gacha game get me an SSR Discourse post metalslugx Need 5 Callouts for a Single Pull and 50 Callouts for a 10 Pull, a SSR Discourse is guaranteed

multitrackdrifting tumblr gacha game get me an SSR Discourse post metalslugx Need 5 Callouts for a Single Pull and 50 Callouts for a 10 Pull, a SSR Discourse is guaranteed

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congrats to tumblr on being worth less than this one fish

unlicensed professional @KrangTNelson ww TSCN PB congrats to tumblr on being worth less than this one fish The Washington Post nder Democracy Dies in Darkness efin tuna sells for ht @tumblr for $1.1 Pautomattic, the owner I'd $3.1 million at , just bought it for only yo fish market, scarcity clouds bration t an unbelievable 7:10 PM Aug 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

unlicensed professional @KrangTNelson ww TSCN PB congrats to tumblr on being worth less than this one fish The Washington Post nder Democracy Dies in Darkness efin tuna sells for ht @tumblr for $1.1 Pautomattic, the owner I'd $3.1 million at , just bought it for only yo fish market, scarcity clouds bration t an unbelievable 7:10 PM Aug 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

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I am extremely upset that no one told us Tumblr was for sale for an amount we could have Kickstarted

Adrienne Porter Felt @_apf_ I am extremely upset that no one told us Tumblr was for sale for an amount we could have Kickstarted Dan Primack @danprimack 19h 3/ Story updated: Price less than $3 million. Show this thread 6:29 PM Aug 12, 2019 Twitter for Android .

Adrienne Porter Felt @_apf_ I am extremely upset that no one told us Tumblr was for sale for an amount we could have Kickstarted Dan Primack @danprimack 19h 3/ Story updated: Price less than $3 million. Show this thread 6:29 PM Aug 12, 2019 Twitter for Android .

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It's the reality

mechsuit Follow everytime you draw a character with big breasts w/ smaller ones while "fixing their designs" (excluding of cours big and impossible ones) i hope you know that youre implying big breasts are inherently sexual and "wrong" n theres like. teenage girls out there with big busts. like ive had d cups since i was 14-15 and i dont like at all the implication that a proper safe, non-sexualized woman always needs to have small breasts. some women have breasts and theyre big and thats okay. also nb people and men also have some breasts so i dont like how yall think all genderless characters should not have boobs and if they do its "horny design" human beings have boobs #i have probably posted abt this before but i thi 8,116 notes

mechsuit Follow everytime you draw a character with big breasts w/ smaller ones while "fixing their designs" (excluding of cours big and impossible ones) i hope you know that youre implying big breasts are inherently sexual and "wrong" n theres like. teenage girls out there with big busts. like ive had d cups since i was 14-15 and i dont like at all the implication that a proper safe, non-sexualized woman always needs to have small breasts. some women have breasts and theyre big and thats okay. also nb people and men also have some breasts so i dont like how yall think all genderless characters should not have boobs and if they do its "horny design" human beings have boobs #i have probably posted abt this before but i thi 8,116 notes

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Not sure how many of you have heard of this creature, but seriously, Fearsome Critters are the best

swyrs yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that's not the most relatable thing i've ever heard idk what is melissaknowsthings great, people are talking about me now

swyrs yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that's not the most relatable thing i've ever heard idk what is melissaknowsthings great, people are talking about me now

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Half A Million Is A Big Number

6thhouse Employees 20151 201023 Headqua Employer United States | Unite Department of 2.86 million14 States Defense People's 2.52 million5 China |Liberation Army Unite 2.3 millionl6] Walmart States zsnes walmart might have the resources to execute its own military backed coup and overthrow the united states government toastpotent stop making libertarians horny

6thhouse Employees 20151 201023 Headqua Employer United States | Unite Department of 2.86 million14 States Defense People's 2.52 million5 China |Liberation Army Unite 2.3 millionl6] Walmart States zsnes walmart might have the resources to execute its own military backed coup and overthrow the united states government toastpotent stop making libertarians horny

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dr. Doctor

goshdaggett So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like "Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment" and I was like why did she say doctor twice that's weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like "You just had the moment didn't you" mayasexual Chad saw his chance and took it

goshdaggett So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like "Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment" and I was like why did she say doctor twice that's weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like "You just had the moment didn't you" mayasexual Chad saw his chance and took it

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I Wish I Could Be That Articulate

chefpyro Chef Pyro Today at 1:20 AM there's only 2 reasons a 21st century adult would care about horses 1. cowboy 2. brony and i know you're not a f------ cowboy im never gonna be this articulate ever again

chefpyro Chef Pyro Today at 1:20 AM there's only 2 reasons a 21st century adult would care about horses 1. cowboy 2. brony and i know you're not a f------ cowboy im never gonna be this articulate ever again

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This took forever to stitch hahah

catchymemes Where r u??? 14:11 LE'CKED UP 14:11 how 14:11 I WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell me u dont love me 14:23 26 What the f ck 14:29 excellentbitch isn't that the neck tattoo guy excellentbitch August 31 at 11:53am-a I WAS AT A PARTY LAST NITE AN THEY BUSTED OUT A TATTOO GUN IWAS LIKE HELL YEAI BEEN TRYNA GET A SICK NECK TAT 4EVER 190 WELL I WAS MORNIN LWASLIKE WTE IS THIC CHIT THA GUY WAS ALL LE THATE UP NECK TATTOO HOMEY I WAS LIKE W-- R U TALKIN ABOUT AN HE SAID I GAVE UA NECK TATTOO IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE UR NECK 199I WAS LIKE EN HE WAS UKE WELL THATS UR F----- FAULT 4 NOT SPECIEYIN NOW GIMME MY 17 DOLLARS W-- caribetidalwave This quy needs to slow down tybalt-you-saucy-boi THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM silverstrike But how could you leave out this masterpiece??? Skweezy Jibbs 10 July 2011 e F--- HOMEY WE DOIN SHROOMS IN THA DESERT AN A TALKIN DINOSER COW CAME UP 2 ME AN WE FRIENDS NOW WAT IT DOOO0 cryol Skweezy Jibbs Nov 15, 2016 at 14:57. MY SON JUST CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AN WAS LIKE DAD IS IT OK 2 KISS ANOTHER BOY I WAS LIKE F--- NO AN HE WAS LIKE IS IT BECAUSE U HATE GAY PEOPLE AN I WAS LIKE NO ITS BECAUSE UR 8 AN THA ONLY THING U SHOULD BE USIN UR MOUTH 4 IS THESE BURGER KING PANCAKES I JUST BOUGHT 4 DINNER AS SOON AS U TURN 16 U CAN PLAY LIP GUITAR WITH WHOEVER U WANT BUT RITE NOW U NEED 2 GET AT THESE PANCAKES I love him emotional-support-strapon Skweezy Jibbs Dec 18 at 7:02pm- LIKE PAGE MY SON WOULDNT EAT HIS GREENS HE WAS LIKE DAD THERES NOTHIN FUN ABOUT VEGETABLES I WAS LIKE U WANNA BET I CUSS U CUSS WE ALL CUSS 4 ASPARAGUS DOES THAT MEAN HE WAS LIKE WAT I WAS LIKE IT MEANS IF U EAT UR ASPARAGUS IMA LET U SAY 1 SWEAR WORD 100 HE LOOKED AT ME THEN AT HIS PLATE FINALLY HE TOOK A BITE AN SCREAMED OUT BUTT HOLE SO LOUD THA NEIGHBORS DOGS STARTED BARKIN yall r missing the BEST one your-villainous-neighbour Skweezy Jibbs 13 March at 14:11 a YO N---- YU SO DAMN COOL THO Today 2:05 PM PROBABLY CAUSE I STOPPED USIN THA N WORD AS A WHITE DUDE Most relevant Skweezy Jibbs YES I USED 2 SAY IT MY XCUSE IS THAT I WAS STUPID How do I introduce my wife to my girlfriend so l can have a threesome? Like Reply Skweezy Jibbs HOMEY THATS E Z AS S--- JUST TELL THEM 2 HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER WHILE U GO HAVE SEX WITH THA 2 OTHER DUDES 153 comments 468 shares Skweezy Jil 08.27 Q REMEMBER LADIES U CANT SPELL THUG WITHOUT HUG I DONT GIVE. A F--- HAPPY Α huihenTuanins-u No Balloon BIRTHDAY! I might have just found myself a new idol spaghetti-and-regretti What's your opinion on goths 21 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Skweezy Jibbs THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP IN THA DARK AN FREAK MY JUST LAST NITE I WOKE 2 SCREAMIN GIRL OUT CAUSE 1 GOT IN2 MY BEDROOM AN ATTACKED MY GIRL I HAD 2 F----- KIL IT 5 minutes ago I'm a goth I would do anything like that to your girl But I love you bro ur a good guy 3 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Skweezy Jibbs MY BAD I THOUGHT U SAID MOTHS Just now Sent from Mobile pollydoodles Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he's fighting the good fight so 433,995 notes

catchymemes Where r u??? 14:11 LE'CKED UP 14:11 how 14:11 I WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell me u dont love me 14:23 26 What the f ck 14:29 excellentbitch isn't that the neck tattoo guy excellentbitch August 31 at 11:53am-a I WAS AT A PARTY LAST NITE AN THEY BUSTED OUT A TATTOO GUN IWAS LIKE HELL YEAI BEEN TRYNA GET A SICK NECK TAT 4EVER 190 WELL I WAS MORNIN LWASLIKE WTE IS THIC CHIT THA GUY WAS ALL LE THATE UP NECK TATTOO HOMEY I WAS LIKE W-- R U TALKIN ABOUT AN HE SAID I GAVE UA NECK TATTOO IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE UR NECK 199I WAS LIKE EN HE WAS UKE WELL THATS UR F----- FAULT 4 NOT SPECIEYIN NOW GIMME MY 17 DOLLARS W-- caribetidalwave This quy needs to slow down tybalt-you-saucy-boi THAT'S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM silverstrike But how could you leave out this masterpiece??? Skweezy Jibbs 10 July 2011 e F--- HOMEY WE DOIN SHROOMS IN THA DESERT AN A TALKIN DINOSER COW CAME UP 2 ME AN WE FRIENDS NOW WAT IT DOOO0 cryol Skweezy Jibbs Nov 15, 2016 at 14:57. MY SON JUST CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AN WAS LIKE DAD IS IT OK 2 KISS ANOTHER BOY I WAS LIKE F--- NO AN HE WAS LIKE IS IT BECAUSE U HATE GAY PEOPLE AN I WAS LIKE NO ITS BECAUSE UR 8 AN THA ONLY THING U SHOULD BE USIN UR MOUTH 4 IS THESE BURGER KING PANCAKES I JUST BOUGHT 4 DINNER AS SOON AS U TURN 16 U CAN PLAY LIP GUITAR WITH WHOEVER U WANT BUT RITE NOW U NEED 2 GET AT THESE PANCAKES I love him emotional-support-strapon Skweezy Jibbs Dec 18 at 7:02pm- LIKE PAGE MY SON WOULDNT EAT HIS GREENS HE WAS LIKE DAD THERES NOTHIN FUN ABOUT VEGETABLES I WAS LIKE U WANNA BET I CUSS U CUSS WE ALL CUSS 4 ASPARAGUS DOES THAT MEAN HE WAS LIKE WAT I WAS LIKE IT MEANS IF U EAT UR ASPARAGUS IMA LET U SAY 1 SWEAR WORD 100 HE LOOKED AT ME THEN AT HIS PLATE FINALLY HE TOOK A BITE AN SCREAMED OUT BUTT HOLE SO LOUD THA NEIGHBORS DOGS STARTED BARKIN yall r missing the BEST one your-villainous-neighbour Skweezy Jibbs 13 March at 14:11 a YO N---- YU SO DAMN COOL THO Today 2:05 PM PROBABLY CAUSE I STOPPED USIN THA N WORD AS A WHITE DUDE Most relevant Skweezy Jibbs YES I USED 2 SAY IT MY XCUSE IS THAT I WAS STUPID How do I introduce my wife to my girlfriend so l can have a threesome? Like Reply Skweezy Jibbs HOMEY THATS E Z AS S--- JUST TELL THEM 2 HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER WHILE U GO HAVE SEX WITH THA 2 OTHER DUDES 153 comments 468 shares Skweezy Jil 08.27 Q REMEMBER LADIES U CANT SPELL THUG WITHOUT HUG I DONT GIVE. A F--- HAPPY Α huihenTuanins-u No Balloon BIRTHDAY! I might have just found myself a new idol spaghetti-and-regretti What's your opinion on goths 21 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Skweezy Jibbs THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP IN THA DARK AN FREAK MY JUST LAST NITE I WOKE 2 SCREAMIN GIRL OUT CAUSE 1 GOT IN2 MY BEDROOM AN ATTACKED MY GIRL I HAD 2 F----- KIL IT 5 minutes ago I'm a goth I would do anything like that to your girl But I love you bro ur a good guy 3 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Skweezy Jibbs MY BAD I THOUGHT U SAID MOTHS Just now Sent from Mobile pollydoodles Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he's fighting the good fight so 433,995 notes

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It’s honestly surprising if no action move has done that before

leviathan-supersystem has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like "i plead.... the second" and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge lesbiskammerat for some reason the right to bear arms didn't occur to me right away, so for a bit and i was wondering if the US somehow had an amendment i'd never heard of that just gave you the right to kill a judge

leviathan-supersystem has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like "i plead.... the second" and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge lesbiskammerat for some reason the right to bear arms didn't occur to me right away, so for a bit and i was wondering if the US somehow had an amendment i'd never heard of that just gave you the right to kill a judge

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Witch of the Waterfall

9d6problems The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable

9d6problems The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable

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Homework Has That Effect

federations god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances federations ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

federations god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances federations ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

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Evidence I live in a video game

transcoranic evidence that I actually live in a video game I always wear the same clothing idle animation awkward dialog sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor theladygodieva I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once sunegami sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

transcoranic evidence that I actually live in a video game I always wear the same clothing idle animation awkward dialog sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor theladygodieva I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once sunegami sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again

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Zombie Wrangler

macross 82 EAT Turing Police @turing_police this translator did not know the english word "necromancer" but they improvised and honestly this is better We can ask the zombie wrangler to wake up all of the waxed corpses Source: macross-82 478 notes

macross 82 EAT Turing Police @turing_police this translator did not know the english word "necromancer" but they improvised and honestly this is better We can ask the zombie wrangler to wake up all of the waxed corpses Source: macross-82 478 notes

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Wild West Witches

neyruto Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars lilyachtyismyfriend guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet) omnybus Rootin; tootin, toil n' shootin' Fire burn and cowboy bootin' Eye of newt and spicy beans, Toe of frog and denim jeans, Whiskey, grits, n' demon spittle tossed into my iron griddle With the tannin' of our hides, Somethin' wicked this way rides

neyruto Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars lilyachtyismyfriend guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet) omnybus Rootin; tootin, toil n' shootin' Fire burn and cowboy bootin' Eye of newt and spicy beans, Toe of frog and denim jeans, Whiskey, grits, n' demon spittle tossed into my iron griddle With the tannin' of our hides, Somethin' wicked this way rides

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The Sun - A Real Life Cosmic Horror

ndiecity The sun is probably the closest thing we'll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here- Older than recorded history: was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths Non-humanoid shape floating through space, colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children People used to sacrifice other people to appease it Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes pondwitch dont talk or think about this please

ndiecity The sun is probably the closest thing we'll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here- Older than recorded history: was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths Non-humanoid shape floating through space, colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children People used to sacrifice other people to appease it Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes pondwitch dont talk or think about this please

Good idea

Anonymous said im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear asian:

Anonymous said im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear asian:

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Plus additional costs for shipping and handling

rishtaywaliaunty it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings #maybe more 44,969 notes

rishtaywaliaunty it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings #maybe more 44,969 notes

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zovsko my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away ndiecity Hey is ndiecity Is your refrigerator running zovsko my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin are you running?

zovsko my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away ndiecity Hey is ndiecity Is your refrigerator running zovsko my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin are you running?

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