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Ocean farts

revoult: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum ivetomakeadifference Out-Of focus This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation; methane vents which have been discovered in that region Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky. Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color and the "ghost ships reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle. F------ science, man s0 the bermuda triangle is caused by ocean farts

revoult: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum ivetomakeadifference Out-Of focus This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation; methane vents which have been discovered in that region Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky. Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color and the "ghost ships reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle. F------ science, man s0 the bermuda triangle is caused by ocean farts

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brother-hesado beesmygod "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed [chuhft]ShowIPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfie d. Origin 1855-60; see chuff,-ed chuffed2 [chuhft]Sho IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the s--- pissing f--- This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /n n.plast/ Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit.

brother-hesado beesmygod "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffed [chuhft]ShowIPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfie d. Origin 1855-60; see chuff,-ed chuffed2 [chuhft]Sho IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what in the s--- pissing f--- This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious Adjective 1. Outstandingly bad; shocking. 2. Remarkably good Well I'm nonplussed by this whole post. non plussed /n n.plast/ Adjective 1. (of a person) Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react. 2. (of a person) Unperturbed. goddamnit.

HAVE VOU EVER WANTED TO BETHE CENTEROFATTENTION SOBAD YOU CUTASIAIN HALFA wstcollins dontsparemyteelingsanymore morce crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAHA Are you f------ kidding me. In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend anyone sometimes i teel ike canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

HAVE VOU EVER WANTED TO BETHE CENTEROFATTENTION SOBAD YOU CUTASIAIN HALFA wstcollins dontsparemyteelingsanymore morce crying DEAD do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre? WE DO HAHAHAHA Are you f------ kidding me. In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map's origins In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don't offend anyone sometimes i teel ike canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

fantasy-unknownbeauty-is-in-the-music + 115,345 attempt-theimpossible She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car good

fantasy-unknownbeauty-is-in-the-music + 115,345 attempt-theimpossible She cheated on her bf and for revenge, he gave her a gift full of cockroaches and locked her in the car good

dathomo aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! how sweet I'm sure she is getting all choked up It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

dathomo aw there's a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! how sweet I'm sure she is getting all choked up It's such big news it must be hard to swallow!

sburbs atulas sburbs atulas héllo yés i ám spéáking frénch does this löök like a gäme tö yöu möther fücker í cánnót úndéstánd yóur gérmán nónsénsé sórry i ónly spéák frénclh i think yöure füll öf s--- you think this iś fuňňy, tęt's tąłk półish

sburbs atulas sburbs atulas héllo yés i ám spéáking frénch does this löök like a gäme tö yöu möther fücker í cánnót úndéstánd yóur gérmán nónsénsé sórry i ónly spéák frénclh i think yöure füll öf s--- you think this iś fuňňy, tęt's tąłk półish

firehopesandwishfulthinking zoe...+ Source: babyiaan lnit ,1-11th .tlr:.俳[p1 n:r: byemitch babyiaan Someone should pulila prani an Juastin Beber where he goeo pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p----- off he gets and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them then another group of the are crowding around an extra from a tv show asking for pictures and autographs 167,278 notes はー

firehopesandwishfulthinking zoe...+ Source: babyiaan lnit ,1-11th .tlr:.俳[p1 n:r: byemitch babyiaan Someone should pulila prani an Juastin Beber where he goeo pretend they don't know who he is and just see how p----- off he gets and they should ask for a picture but it turns out they want him to take a picture of them then another group of the are crowding around an extra from a tv show asking for pictures and autographs 167,278 notes はー

keepmovingforward14 thesecon. .. Source: assbutt-in-the... ha -cant-nope One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn't keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he'd hear and know what I was doing so l quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King i have an unknown need to reblog this im dying 88,490 notes はツ

keepmovingforward14 thesecon. .. Source: assbutt-in-the... ha -cant-nope One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn't keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he'd hear and know what I was doing so l quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King i have an unknown need to reblog this im dying 88,490 notes はツ

Attack of the overly large phallic symbols

fandomstucknipplelicker barack-o-llamas hey neighbor IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

fandomstucknipplelicker barack-o-llamas hey neighbor IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

cactus wall collapsed tumblr attack of the overly large phallic symbols

6 minutes ago near via mobile Omg i just attempted suicide im never going to do that again i almost killed myself: Like Comment rem-ains rieshahello petitemiku what they are obviously a special kind of stupid.

6 minutes ago near via mobile Omg i just attempted suicide im never going to do that again i almost killed myself: Like Comment rem-ains rieshahello petitemiku what they are obviously a special kind of stupid.

frickstiel the-angels-take-asgard: iamafrayedknot: amafrayedknot: imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire it's really sad also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake their birthdays must be awful imagine dragons i'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust im breathing in the chemicals

frickstiel the-angels-take-asgard: iamafrayedknot: amafrayedknot: imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire it's really sad also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake their birthdays must be awful imagine dragons i'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust im breathing in the chemicals

dragon balloon birthday birthday candle imagine dragons horton hears a who! dragon breath fire

a-ckleholic gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

a-ckleholic gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

grates grates Procrastinationn this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

grates grates Procrastinationn this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

tweezers extreme procrastination effort seeds strawberry regret

bunnywith disarmonia-mundi: eonjustice When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it's like a really dramatic time for you is this what girls f------ think about we get our period once a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT'S A LOT OF F------ BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN

bunnywith disarmonia-mundi: eonjustice When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it's like a really dramatic time for you is this what girls f------ think about we get our period once a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT'S A LOT OF F------ BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN

godful: tips for running faster 1) hot guy infront of you 2) creepy guy behind you

godful: tips for running faster 1) hot guy infront of you 2) creepy guy behind you

creepy guy hot guy infront behind running godful tumblr faster

0 Value 100 Spoons the reason i have trust issues

0 Value 100 Spoons the reason i have trust issues

spoons forks tumblr box great value 100 spoons trust issues

poopflow there is something magical about blogging a simply put post with absolutely no false hidden meanings

poopflow there is something magical about blogging a simply put post with absolutely no false hidden meanings

iamtonysexual jonandtheon jonandtheon jonandtheon MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update I asked him why he had those keys and he said ilts not important im so lost He'll be vital to your quest later, don't forget about him

iamtonysexual jonandtheon jonandtheon jonandtheon MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update I asked him why he had those keys and he said ilts not important im so lost He'll be vital to your quest later, don't forget about him

I wish you knew how beautiful you are to me a-study-in-butts l am not sure I understand this picture.

I wish you knew how beautiful you are to me a-study-in-butts l am not sure I understand this picture.

bread stairs beautiful me understand this picture not sure i wish you knew