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Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times boobrien mageofform hellingly: that sounds exhausting im sorry killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own? do you think any of them lost count? 476, 477,479... wait s---. steve, i think i f----- up. do i start over?" what the hell is wrong with this website

Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times boobrien mageofform hellingly: that sounds exhausting im sorry killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone all on its own? do you think any of them lost count? 476, 477,479... wait s---. steve, i think i f----- up. do i start over?" what the hell is wrong with this website

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stay-ocean-minded nr stay-ocean-minded how do u make holy water You boil the hell out of it i will boil the hell out of u if you keep stealing my punchlines

stay-ocean-minded nr stay-ocean-minded how do u make holy water You boil the hell out of it i will boil the hell out of u if you keep stealing my punchlines

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enimrac01 knifefarty: wonthellamaatthefavre knifefarty: itbly uat use r to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them baclk that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn't do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that no thats illegal

enimrac01 knifefarty: wonthellamaatthefavre knifefarty: itbly uat use r to sleep more if you stopped it in a test at the last minute just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them baclk that would be a good idea too If you could stop time you wouldn't do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that no thats illegal

齑ARINERS FLY YOUR OWN FLAG neweraca sato gelametwra choose your favourite reaction

齑ARINERS FLY YOUR OWN FLAG neweraca sato gelametwra choose your favourite reaction

NTV Tm osakadragon This what i was looking for

NTV Tm osakadragon This what i was looking for

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noneedforintrOductions: lapfulofmisha deancasotp mapalap deancasotp hamburgay: Fun biology fact the color of a boy's lips is also the color of the head of his penis and I just screamed "DAMMIT Does that mean Misha has a pink penis head? just checked my husband and iI's true So now everytime I see a male this is going to be the first thing I think of

noneedforintrOductions: lapfulofmisha deancasotp mapalap deancasotp hamburgay: Fun biology fact the color of a boy's lips is also the color of the head of his penis and I just screamed "DAMMIT Does that mean Misha has a pink penis head? just checked my husband and iI's true So now everytime I see a male this is going to be the first thing I think of

willincendiotheheartoutofyou: me mypatronusisyou: you know what I love? everyone's mutual love and respect for harry potter we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it's immediately understood wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter stl no matter what other fandoms you're in After all this time? Always.

willincendiotheheartoutofyou: me mypatronusisyou: you know what I love? everyone's mutual love and respect for harry potter we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it's immediately understood wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter stl no matter what other fandoms you're in After all this time? Always.

e101beta my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

e101beta my wedding cake is going to be a pizza

bymoffatforbbc love the fact we've been complaining about Tumbir changes, but then they give us something that actually moves and we're like

bymoffatforbbc love the fact we've been complaining about Tumbir changes, but then they give us something that actually moves and we're like

cripplechoir: i think theres something wrong with your door did u try unlocking it

cripplechoir: i think theres something wrong with your door did u try unlocking it

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itscalledawormstache itsajensen..+ ource: fishingboatpro "Tumblr, the font size on your quote posts has suddenly become much too large. This is ridiculous. Something must be done." 35 John Green (via fishingboatproceeds) #the den mother has spoken #get you're s--- together tumblr #or feel the wrath #J 44,066 notes

itscalledawormstache itsajensen..+ ource: fishingboatpro "Tumblr, the font size on your quote posts has suddenly become much too large. This is ridiculous. Something must be done." 35 John Green (via fishingboatproceeds) #the den mother has spoken #get you're s--- together tumblr #or feel the wrath #J 44,066 notes

drlaurenlewis marthadonna drlaurenlewis excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already the year is only 41.64% done did u f----- fail maths or something i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you

drlaurenlewis marthadonna drlaurenlewis excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already the year is only 41.64% done did u f----- fail maths or something i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you

district-ninethreequarters shitcle...+ Source: rneerkat insertabetterurlhere: rneerkat: r-u-a-beaver-cuz-dayuuuum rneerkat: when you blink you fall asleep and dream but its such a short period of time that you dont realize it what what what What Hey Mackelmore can we go thrift shopping? 3,741 notes はツ

district-ninethreequarters shitcle...+ Source: rneerkat insertabetterurlhere: rneerkat: r-u-a-beaver-cuz-dayuuuum rneerkat: when you blink you fall asleep and dream but its such a short period of time that you dont realize it what what what What Hey Mackelmore can we go thrift shopping? 3,741 notes はツ

gamergirl-latula: whythatwhore: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS oh my god i aLMOST SPIT OUT MY SODA

gamergirl-latula: whythatwhore: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS oh my god i aLMOST SPIT OUT MY SODA

isleptwithalexgaskarth: chickensandwich: wassupstyles What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite keep him

isleptwithalexgaskarth: chickensandwich: wassupstyles What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite keep him

carrotsa reqrS : mugglehumor 183,355 in-ground trampoline what if it breaks THEN YOU DIE t leads to Hell SATAN IS WAITING S ATAN IS WAI TING Source: excisions

carrotsa reqrS : mugglehumor 183,355 in-ground trampoline what if it breaks THEN YOU DIE t leads to Hell SATAN IS WAITING S ATAN IS WAI TING Source: excisions

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sometimes the "i" and "u" shouldn't be so close on the keyboard

fantasticcatadventures ::watchingcuriously se は 93,665 pearls pearls i touched a d--- once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don't know it wasn't fun sometimes the and 'u' shouldn't be so close on the keyboard Source: louistomlinslon

fantasticcatadventures ::watchingcuriously se は 93,665 pearls pearls i touched a d--- once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don't know it wasn't fun sometimes the and 'u' shouldn't be so close on the keyboard Source: louistomlinslon

remember, kids. "pinnacles" is pronounced not WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

remember, kids. "pinnacles" is pronounced not WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE

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pausequO samandriel if you don't think history is amusing then you're wrong because one time 3 different guys deciared themselves pope ail at once and they ali excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

pausequO samandriel if you don't think history is amusing then you're wrong because one time 3 different guys deciared themselves pope ail at once and they ali excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81 what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office