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221 bitssmallerontheoutside: theirreqularofbakerstreet: OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I'M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I'M LIKE "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I'M LIKE 'DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!! SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT You win the Internet.

221 bitssmallerontheoutside: theirreqularofbakerstreet: OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I'M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I'M LIKE "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I'M LIKE 'DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!! SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT You win the Internet.

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you-like-rping-so- THIS IS F------ WITH MY HEAD SEA PANCAKE

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THEY RENOT DANGEROUS IF YOU RAISE THEM RIGHT I dunno... I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I'm not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

THEY RENOT DANGEROUS IF YOU RAISE THEM RIGHT I dunno... I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I'm not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

ladytengwarwasiafooltothink 102,166 terra 1409: ten-tation: tobycarsonphilips laugh-until-you-drop: likedarrencriss: somepatriot ilikedarrencriss reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character DON TRA MY PARADE kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married his favorite doctor's daughter Andrew Garfield looked up to Spiderman as a child I like cake and i just baked one Source: blaineanice

ladytengwarwasiafooltothink 102,166 terra 1409: ten-tation: tobycarsonphilips laugh-until-you-drop: likedarrencriss: somepatriot ilikedarrencriss reminder that ginny weasley married her celebrity crush reminder that ginny weasly is a fictional character DON TRA MY PARADE kate middleton had posters of prince william in her room David Tennant was a Doctor Who fan from childhood, he grew up to become The Doctor and he married his favorite doctor's daughter Andrew Garfield looked up to Spiderman as a child I like cake and i just baked one Source: blaineanice

i dont see how you can hate from outside of the tub You cant even get in Hahaha eggo yellow duckie chick yellow duckie chilin yellow baby tub yellow top missin Yeah yeah That s--- look like a rooster You get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birds Birdies love me, I'm on my blue jay If you get what I get, what would you say She wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy And After I'm Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It's A Ducky Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh Imma Be Cleaner Then A M-----------

i dont see how you can hate from outside of the tub You cant even get in Hahaha eggo yellow duckie chick yellow duckie chilin yellow baby tub yellow top missin Yeah yeah That s--- look like a rooster You get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birds Birdies love me, I'm on my blue jay If you get what I get, what would you say She wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy And After I'm Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It's A Ducky Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh Imma Be Cleaner Then A M-----------

ejacutastic GET THE FRICKING TURTLE OFF OF THE FLAMING LAPTOP WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS OF THIS

ejacutastic GET THE FRICKING TURTLE OFF OF THE FLAMING LAPTOP WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS OF THIS

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ine ways to help period pains o prescription painkillers o sleep o hot water bottle o blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan o deep breaths o hot drinks gettin blood shouldn't be a problem

ine ways to help period pains o prescription painkillers o sleep o hot water bottle o blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan o deep breaths o hot drinks gettin blood shouldn't be a problem

oh boy is that a high five button Ignore oh

oh boy is that a high five button Ignore oh

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thatonecanada: benedictsbitch earoh ilovemumfy: cutiepie-cas: damn-a-frica 1612th 1612th: hi DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS?????? what idk man i think its pronounced gif imagine how is touch the sky Dammit, Moon Moon! if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing SUPERWHOLOCK thingy is that john green calm down there satan Do he got a booty? He dooooo

thatonecanada: benedictsbitch earoh ilovemumfy: cutiepie-cas: damn-a-frica 1612th 1612th: hi DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS?????? what idk man i think its pronounced gif imagine how is touch the sky Dammit, Moon Moon! if this gets 500,000 notes my mom will buy me the thing SUPERWHOLOCK thingy is that john green calm down there satan Do he got a booty? He dooooo

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rangerkimmy mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl's life when she says to herself i read some f------ weird fanfiction ontshet Cont now irthis is read' or vead presents wo very terent thoughts here one of past regret and one of ongoing concern

rangerkimmy mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl's life when she says to herself i read some f------ weird fanfiction ontshet Cont now irthis is read' or vead presents wo very terent thoughts here one of past regret and one of ongoing concern

thegiggles hungarian: what will happen when i'm 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot you replace the term hot with the phrase 'what a handsome young man' and it's suddenly socially acceptable

thegiggles hungarian: what will happen when i'm 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot you replace the term hot with the phrase 'what a handsome young man' and it's suddenly socially acceptable

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pyreclaws prettyinpinkprep If you ever think I'm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl's car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn't like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places. And so did 3 of the football players. You are the best role model what are you talking about

pyreclaws prettyinpinkprep If you ever think I'm a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl's car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn't like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places. And so did 3 of the football players. You are the best role model what are you talking about

rnemes snorlaxatives: clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

rnemes snorlaxatives: clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

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EMETA I A flower for you, my lady Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive That..that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

EMETA I A flower for you, my lady Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive That..that is the best descriptions of sloths ever.

bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this

bonesfeelcold: dinosaurs64: kardashitans do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed i wish i could unread this

So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that's a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a f------ DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that's a cool idea and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a f------ DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

eaberts if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

eaberts if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

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Some people take this website to seriously. Seriovsly tum blr

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dracosferret FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.

dracosferret FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.