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akashicrecord Follow 6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago littlefirefly42 Follow Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all. punkitt-is-here Follow it's true tho he ate that homeless person up. He went yum yum and it was brutal

akashicrecord Follow 6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago littlefirefly42 Follow Spreading misinformation to children because you don't believe they're mature enough to understand a topic is actually not a good thing. At all. punkitt-is-here Follow it's true tho he ate that homeless person up. He went yum yum and it was brutal

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It's probably none

viva-1a-resistance Follow i really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none. b ☐ 104.4K notes D D

viva-1a-resistance Follow i really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none. b ☐ 104.4K notes D D

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Get it?

anonymous asked Guess what? I invented a new word: Plagiarism Wh good--mens good--mens I'm reblogging this because I just got the joke

anonymous asked Guess what? I invented a new word: Plagiarism Wh good--mens good--mens I'm reblogging this because I just got the joke

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When does it end?

pawgliacci 601 on Follow At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

pawgliacci 601 on Follow At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

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I hate it

i-am-a-fish Oct 24 I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad i-am-a-fish Oct 25 unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please honeyedheartss☺ Follow Oct 25 you are going to be OK ok so I definitely misread your post but by the time I realized the image was made i-am-a-fish Oct 25 = this image has done irreparable damage to my mind 19,821 notes

i-am-a-fish Oct 24 I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad i-am-a-fish Oct 25 unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please honeyedheartss☺ Follow Oct 25 you are going to be OK ok so I definitely misread your post but by the time I realized the image was made i-am-a-fish Oct 25 = this image has done irreparable damage to my mind 19,821 notes

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Wait, what?

teslacoils-and-hubris Follow Dec 25, 2023 No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny 15,199 notes D

teslacoils-and-hubris Follow Dec 25, 2023 No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny 15,199 notes D

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Ah, polls

tlirsgender Seguir The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter dragonprincessmew 134.729 notas -I will die on any hill. Seguir D

tlirsgender Seguir The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter dragonprincessmew 134.729 notas -I will die on any hill. Seguir D

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Priorities

toastella-art Surprised you Yeah Im haven't HOLY SPIDERMAN gone to therapy since your dad died- Assured a real life moment between my boyfriend and i

toastella-art Surprised you Yeah Im haven't HOLY SPIDERMAN gone to therapy since your dad died- Assured a real life moment between my boyfriend and i

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Rock and roll

schizoauthoress Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about "a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed" in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn't read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff. So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety. lunaesteria now that's rock n roll

schizoauthoress Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about "a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed" in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn't read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff. So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety. lunaesteria now that's rock n roll

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Valid

pukicho We are a very very dumb, stupid people Blaze 5,840 notes

pukicho We are a very very dumb, stupid people Blaze 5,840 notes

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This is accurate

macklesufficient Follow guide 4 teens tell the cops nothing tell the paramedics everything ur eyebrows are fine 090 89,249 notes

macklesufficient Follow guide 4 teens tell the cops nothing tell the paramedics everything ur eyebrows are fine 090 89,249 notes

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Oh, good

klefable what happens to all your teen angst when you're 20... like where does it go anabundanceofstilinskis they diagnose it as anxiety Source: klefable 483,056 notes

klefable what happens to all your teen angst when you're 20... like where does it go anabundanceofstilinskis they diagnose it as anxiety Source: klefable 483,056 notes

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So nice

66 hnggggproblems you're so considerate!" Haha thanks, I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns * nitrostreak Today someone told me I'm nice and I literally said "thanks it's the emotional trauma" 41,368 notes D

66 hnggggproblems you're so considerate!" Haha thanks, I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns * nitrostreak Today someone told me I'm nice and I literally said "thanks it's the emotional trauma" 41,368 notes D

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Be Prepared For Anderson Cooper

mdtwn happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he'll stand outside ur window and squint spacecrygirl 40,073 notes > D♡

mdtwn happy election eve!! make sure u leave milk and cookies out for anderson cooper tonight or he'll stand outside ur window and squint spacecrygirl 40,073 notes > D♡

anderson cooper

Escaping God

eesirachs Follow Dec 12, 2022 Anonymous asked: Can we escape god? eesirachs answered: no but he doesn't mind if you wriggle a little 5,272 notes D 3

eesirachs Follow Dec 12, 2022 Anonymous asked: Can we escape god? eesirachs answered: no but he doesn't mind if you wriggle a little 5,272 notes D 3

I'm Soaking

orcboxer Follow Jul 27 "Oh, no thank you. I don't drink," I tell my new friends at the party, no matter what beverage they offer me. Minutes later I'm seen standing in the swimming pool out back, with a serene look on my face. The water level is slowly, almost imperceptibly decreasing. 8 711 notes

orcboxer Follow Jul 27 "Oh, no thank you. I don't drink," I tell my new friends at the party, no matter what beverage they offer me. Minutes later I'm seen standing in the swimming pool out back, with a serene look on my face. The water level is slowly, almost imperceptibly decreasing. 8 711 notes

Artichokes

anonymous asked: how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do. folk-punk Follow Jan 16, 2015 please google what an artichoke is 257.4K notes ง

anonymous asked: how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do. folk-punk Follow Jan 16, 2015 please google what an artichoke is 257.4K notes ง

I Was Once Very Small

crabanarchy Follow i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse. 17,113 notes

crabanarchy Follow i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse. 17,113 notes

small dust mite

Rules for Halloween

arrowheadedbitch existennialmemes Follow reblogged verytiredgay Halloween Reminders: ⚫ Discard any candy that has been Cursed • In the event that you are magically transformed into your costume, do not panic. It'll probably be pretty fun. ⚫ Discard any candy that looks at you funny. • In the event your soul is stolen, bummer. Try to enjoy your night anyway. Eat some candy. Honestly it's kinda like your appendix. you don't really use it as much as you'd think. ⚫ Discard any candy that speaks in ancient languages. That just can't be good. • Have fun! This world is a nightmare. Enjoy every chance for whimsy, whenever you can 2,919 notes

arrowheadedbitch existennialmemes Follow reblogged verytiredgay Halloween Reminders: ⚫ Discard any candy that has been Cursed • In the event that you are magically transformed into your costume, do not panic. It'll probably be pretty fun. ⚫ Discard any candy that looks at you funny. • In the event your soul is stolen, bummer. Try to enjoy your night anyway. Eat some candy. Honestly it's kinda like your appendix. you don't really use it as much as you'd think. ⚫ Discard any candy that speaks in ancient languages. That just can't be good. • Have fun! This world is a nightmare. Enjoy every chance for whimsy, whenever you can 2,919 notes

Body Craves Water

sandersstudies That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out sandersstudies Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh? queerglassescutie @Dope-A-Meme Meanwhile your body is like I need water

sandersstudies That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out sandersstudies Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh? queerglassescutie @Dope-A-Meme Meanwhile your body is like I need water