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gaywhitesweater2 gaywhitesweater do you ever look at people's urls and whisper "you don't deserve it."

gaywhitesweater2 gaywhitesweater do you ever look at people's urls and whisper "you don't deserve it."

rocksymom Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically

rocksymom Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there. BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE. I love how it's only over that town, like Nature decided to just f--- their day Ul up.

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there. BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE. I love how it's only over that town, like Nature decided to just f--- their day Ul up.

intergaylactic freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles. it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend's house. without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935. he spent $34 hes the guy we learn about in math

intergaylactic freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles. it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend's house. without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935. he spent $34 hes the guy we learn about in math

For camping or late nights at the beach? Leave 1/4 of Mountain dew in bottle (just dont drink it all), add a tiny bit of baking soda and 3 caps of peroxide. Put the lid on and shake walla! Homemade glow stick (bottle) solution. strawberriesandjane ngoschoicecaboose | WHAT THE F--- IS MOUNTAIN DEW MADE OUT OF human souls

For camping or late nights at the beach? Leave 1/4 of Mountain dew in bottle (just dont drink it all), add a tiny bit of baking soda and 3 caps of peroxide. Put the lid on and shake walla! Homemade glow stick (bottle) solution. strawberriesandjane ngoschoicecaboose | WHAT THE F--- IS MOUNTAIN DEW MADE OUT OF human souls

-am-hill breadboxes iget really gay after midnight Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf "No, aah, don't look at me! I'm. .l'm turning GAY rainbow explosion "FABULOUS!

-am-hill breadboxes iget really gay after midnight Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf "No, aah, don't look at me! I'm. .l'm turning GAY rainbow explosion "FABULOUS!

c02xm if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 196 nacho

c02xm if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 196 nacho

izzielosthermind: stabla if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn't want a custody battle over the goats.

izzielosthermind: stabla if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn't want a custody battle over the goats.

Rae Johnston y Follow @miss_raej coffee queue eyes off my Snarky guy in Bioshock Infinite t-shirt, suggests I "probably haven't even played it". So I told him the ending. ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorited More 2,802 RETWEETS 1,782 FAVORITES 1:24 PM-10 Apr 13 shickalenia dduane: fw that's almost too cruel almost I had to do this once with Privateer: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said "I bet you didn't play it through, I bet somebody just told you how..." and I was able to smile gently and say "God, possibly, since l wrote the game." And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who'd done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid....lt was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. l'd never had a referent for the word "slink" for a full grown male before. As in "slink away in utter dejection." I smiled for at least three days without stopping And am smiling now... I had completely forgotten about this Reblogging because "I beat the game" is fantastic, but "I wrote the damn thing" is even better.

Rae Johnston y Follow @miss_raej coffee queue eyes off my Snarky guy in Bioshock Infinite t-shirt, suggests I "probably haven't even played it". So I told him the ending. ← Reply Retweeted ★ Favorited More 2,802 RETWEETS 1,782 FAVORITES 1:24 PM-10 Apr 13 shickalenia dduane: fw that's almost too cruel almost I had to do this once with Privateer: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said "I bet you didn't play it through, I bet somebody just told you how..." and I was able to smile gently and say "God, possibly, since l wrote the game." And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who'd done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid....lt was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. l'd never had a referent for the word "slink" for a full grown male before. As in "slink away in utter dejection." I smiled for at least three days without stopping And am smiling now... I had completely forgotten about this Reblogging because "I beat the game" is fantastic, but "I wrote the damn thing" is even better.

livestolaugh 5evamore when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me

livestolaugh 5evamore when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they'd be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That's a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive. works for me

beautiful ugly coping mechanism human sacrifice history memes aztec

GMCm 221 s High-res → drwagc adiv I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska Freedom truck

GMCm 221 s High-res → drwagc adiv I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska Freedom truck

buttkatvantass itsasecretshoosh 109,073 kiss-kiss-fall-in-doitsu meitowalker: e-doctor tardis tordonna asoid cabradine cakeballsever Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome l totally ship it with turquoise OTP l ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW) Why is there p--- on my dash you're all on crack Here's a human version... omfg all my cries over this OTP I hope they are canon Source: poninepontmercy

buttkatvantass itsasecretshoosh 109,073 kiss-kiss-fall-in-doitsu meitowalker: e-doctor tardis tordonna asoid cabradine cakeballsever Do colors have fandoms Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome l totally ship it with turquoise OTP l ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW) Why is there p--- on my dash you're all on crack Here's a human version... omfg all my cries over this OTP I hope they are canon Source: poninepontmercy

gijinka crackship shipping colors fandom otp shitpost

214) A lesson I learned in the hospital....when vou masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. doctorcanon: cmcross No, you don't understand. This actually happens We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just takse off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown. It was the funniest s--- ever Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

214) A lesson I learned in the hospital....when vou masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot. doctorcanon: cmcross No, you don't understand. This actually happens We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it's about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we're all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just takse off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown. It was the funniest s--- ever Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

mikishaw: pussyxboy "Hey Phil, what's your favorite color?" even the f------ bananas HAHAHAHAHA BAM <3 161,040 notes

mikishaw: pussyxboy "Hey Phil, what's your favorite color?" even the f------ bananas HAHAHAHAHA BAM <3 161,040 notes

blue phil bananas paint room color favorite

andrewhussiesbosom amporacronus andrewhussiesbosom WAIT OKAY IS IT "EEEITHER" OR "elTHER" could be either one

andrewhussiesbosom amporacronus andrewhussiesbosom WAIT OKAY IS IT "EEEITHER" OR "elTHER" could be either one

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perchu perchu Followers im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible 0 perchu Followers m finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible *け 4 notes they all chipped in:)

perchu perchu Followers im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible 0 perchu Followers m finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible *け 4 notes they all chipped in:)

maltair: i think that teenagers being aware of social issues like trans* people and slut shaming and r--- culture and misogyny and racism because of a dumb blogging website called tumblr shows that if the medias and politicians explained and showed those things, people would actually start to understand them and stop being close minded assholes

maltair: i think that teenagers being aware of social issues like trans* people and slut shaming and r--- culture and misogyny and racism because of a dumb blogging website called tumblr shows that if the medias and politicians explained and showed those things, people would actually start to understand them and stop being close minded assholes

gordoniramsay skypestripper aclorable: aclorable aclorable: which country has the most birds portugeese wait thats a language portugull

gordoniramsay skypestripper aclorable: aclorable aclorable: which country has the most birds portugeese wait thats a language portugull

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