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cool-dude-dave-strider: how did people think before languages

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ada one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald's and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m" so of course i don't back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald's m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like "...it's peculiar that you have a mcdonald's m outside of your house when ours got stolen" and my mom was like "yeah what an odd coincidence" and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like "alright we know what your f------ brat kids did" and my mom was like “my children would nEVER" and she closed the door on her and she was like "marielle you little s---" but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it's in our garage now but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald's once

ada one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald's and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m" so of course i don't back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald's m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like "...it's peculiar that you have a mcdonald's m outside of your house when ours got stolen" and my mom was like "yeah what an odd coincidence" and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like "alright we know what your f------ brat kids did" and my mom was like “my children would nEVER" and she closed the door on her and she was like "marielle you little s---" but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it's in our garage now but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald's once

wizcoylifa hobbitology bloomd scrapes | chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick i just made an elongated choking sound deepthroats these i would d--------- like 4 of these at one time would eat it normally yall weird as f---

wizcoylifa hobbitology bloomd scrapes | chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick i just made an elongated choking sound deepthroats these i would d--------- like 4 of these at one time would eat it normally yall weird as f---

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walmart-stripper glennfreysgroupie what if your url somehow had something to do with your future its very possible no

walmart-stripper glennfreysgroupie what if your url somehow had something to do with your future its very possible no

nuuku turtle-ambulance: fun fact: "nolo" is latin for "do not want" so if someone says yolo you carn say nolo and they'll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you're speaking latin which is classy as s--- so haha the jokes on them and it means "(you're) embarrassing" in finnish so it's double joke on them

nuuku turtle-ambulance: fun fact: "nolo" is latin for "do not want" so if someone says yolo you carn say nolo and they'll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you're speaking latin which is classy as s--- so haha the jokes on them and it means "(you're) embarrassing" in finnish so it's double joke on them

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror capoutoftime radaroreilly: kyroki: or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror capoutoftime radaroreilly: kyroki: or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

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"My name is Bond. James Bond." "My name is Dumbledore Brian Dumbledore Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. "My name is Ramirez de la Rosa Ramirez Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

"My name is Bond. James Bond." "My name is Dumbledore Brian Dumbledore Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. "My name is Ramirez de la Rosa Ramirez Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

cate perseaus when im married my partner and i will have: o morning sex o afternoon sex o dinner sex o after meal sex o i made pancakes sex o good morning sex o they kids are at school sex o shower sex ◇ bored sex o make up sex o break up sex o obama won sex o romney lost sex o monday sex o tuesday sex o wednesday sex thursday sex o friday sex ° saturday sex o monday sex o there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex what about sunday sunday is the lord's day praise jesus CRYIN

cate perseaus when im married my partner and i will have: o morning sex o afternoon sex o dinner sex o after meal sex o i made pancakes sex o good morning sex o they kids are at school sex o shower sex ◇ bored sex o make up sex o break up sex o obama won sex o romney lost sex o monday sex o tuesday sex o wednesday sex thursday sex o friday sex ° saturday sex o monday sex o there is nothing on tv sex i love you sex what about sunday sunday is the lord's day praise jesus CRYIN

dilemmemily one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes "l'm going to the nurse" and leaves

dilemmemily one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes "l'm going to the nurse" and leaves

Wut

HE obesealpaca dreyar-baylee obesealpaca can't afford napkins i'm pretty sure napkins cost way less than $20 dollars so you can use that $20 bill to buy some, ya know? thanks i didn't know that

HE obesealpaca dreyar-baylee obesealpaca can't afford napkins i'm pretty sure napkins cost way less than $20 dollars so you can use that $20 bill to buy some, ya know? thanks i didn't know that

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sassraptor lbb Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. im so f------ angry EVERY F------ TIME

sassraptor lbb Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. im so f------ angry EVERY F------ TIME

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg

we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg

fap schlik fingering loneliness lonely language that's deep pun

juilan mayors-supernatural-blu-box: riddlemehiddleston juilan: The Perks of Being A Cauliflower there are none this is the saddest post i've ever seen oh god f--- you cauliflower is delicious thank u

juilan mayors-supernatural-blu-box: riddlemehiddleston juilan: The Perks of Being A Cauliflower there are none this is the saddest post i've ever seen oh god f--- you cauliflower is delicious thank u

ghostam How relationships work I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It's the nicest butt. Because it's mine. And I can touch it. oil-twist Source: deadybearspicnic 5 days ago 117,163 notes

ghostam How relationships work I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It's the nicest butt. Because it's mine. And I can touch it. oil-twist Source: deadybearspicnic 5 days ago 117,163 notes

woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND I don't even know what to do with this information now that I have it

woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND I don't even know what to do with this information now that I have it

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like 'oh my god' and then one day she wouldn't stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went "JESUS F------ CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE F--- UP" and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 372 notes

oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like 'oh my god' and then one day she wouldn't stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went "JESUS F------ CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE F--- UP" and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 372 notes

My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completely feak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to have me. cameron1311 hug-people-not-toilet-bowls I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating. Raining on my face

My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completely feak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to have me. cameron1311 hug-people-not-toilet-bowls I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating. Raining on my face

circumcisions reblog if your url is your name in real life

circumcisions reblog if your url is your name in real life

flam ma ble in flam ma ble l'flamabel/) in lamabal/ Adjective Easily set on fire. Adjective 1. Easily set on fire thestorieswesay: frostymaggie fiyerro i've been angry about this for my entire life same

flam ma ble in flam ma ble l'flamabel/) in lamabal/ Adjective Easily set on fire. Adjective 1. Easily set on fire thestorieswesay: frostymaggie fiyerro i've been angry about this for my entire life same