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You may Know me but you have no idea Who I AM OHI KNOW WHO YOU ARE, M----------- YOU'RE A F------ A------ THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

You may Know me but you have no idea Who I AM OHI KNOW WHO YOU ARE, M----------- YOU'RE A F------ A------ THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

teacupballerina skunky2: usfallenkings Butterflies scavenging dead fish And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn't you? WELL F--- ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS. Well Butterflies also drink blood from dead bodies and sometimes even urine butterflies are so f------ metal

teacupballerina skunky2: usfallenkings Butterflies scavenging dead fish And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn't you? WELL F--- ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS. Well Butterflies also drink blood from dead bodies and sometimes even urine butterflies are so f------ metal

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conversationparade oh my f------ god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to 'draw a picture of a creature riding a bike to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel and another elephant, respectively and l've drawn A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE HOW WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW

conversationparade oh my f------ god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to 'draw a picture of a creature riding a bike to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel and another elephant, respectively and l've drawn A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE HOW WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW

human centipede

the oregon+ 79,732 Suu My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn this is the cutest thing I have seen in my entire tucking ite Source: anywigwilldo

the oregon+ 79,732 Suu My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular "haircuts". But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It's just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn this is the cutest thing I have seen in my entire tucking ite Source: anywigwilldo

Crowleyplease sweepthe-streets 。 40,314 We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one. . the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical 'd walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they'd see my friend Brennan, then they'd see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men. Source: moda-pura

Crowleyplease sweepthe-streets 。 40,314 We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one. . the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical 'd walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they'd see my friend Brennan, then they'd see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men. Source: moda-pura

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akait: shutupaubrey parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some f----- up kids shutupaubrey April 17th 2013, 7:57:43 pm-18 minutes ago 28 Omg about the thing you just posted, you are absolutely right. There was this one girl in my school and her parents protected her from EVERYTHING that is a part of a normal life and she didn't even know what sex was and then when she was 13 she did it with someone without knowing that that's how children are made and got pregnant Anonymous i rest my case I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

akait: shutupaubrey parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some f----- up kids shutupaubrey April 17th 2013, 7:57:43 pm-18 minutes ago 28 Omg about the thing you just posted, you are absolutely right. There was this one girl in my school and her parents protected her from EVERYTHING that is a part of a normal life and she didn't even know what sex was and then when she was 13 she did it with someone without knowing that that's how children are made and got pregnant Anonymous i rest my case I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

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rodrigigas nepeta 64,185 swagcheck Insecure Stripper I'm seriously laughing so hard right now Source: jaxielarusso

rodrigigas nepeta 64,185 swagcheck Insecure Stripper I'm seriously laughing so hard right now Source: jaxielarusso

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gothlolita reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs ihave a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too o macaroni and cheese

gothlolita reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs ihave a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too o macaroni and cheese

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said "Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn't understand why people had to be so rude." The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said "Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn't understand why people had to be so rude." The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

hotels can't be boring to me they're just fun even if i'm sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it's just fun for some reason like they're average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don't understand

hotels can't be boring to me they're just fun even if i'm sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it's just fun for some reason like they're average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don't understand

I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumbir worthy. So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happly at a brick wall. out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going. the term 'weirdo' passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wal again. Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it's the same weirdo who wa ked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the al ley, and now, as he knocked Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked "can I help you?" with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion. he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone you...eh...you...sex?" We had a moment of silence Eyebrow st raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said "I'm wearing mittens Ha immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away I lowered my hands after a minute and I.... what... I can't tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable h-----, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a h----- was the fact that I was wearing mittens this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i've ever heard of

I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumbir worthy. So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happly at a brick wall. out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going. the term 'weirdo' passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wal again. Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it's the same weirdo who wa ked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the al ley, and now, as he knocked Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked "can I help you?" with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion. he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone you...eh...you...sex?" We had a moment of silence Eyebrow st raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said "I'm wearing mittens Ha immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away I lowered my hands after a minute and I.... what... I can't tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable h-----, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a h----- was the fact that I was wearing mittens this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i've ever heard of

m------monstersherlockedstar.D Source: cumber-bitches odetoabird cumber-bitches cumber-bitches how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there. Wizardry ahh, makes sense fetus deletus 43,873 notes け

m------monstersherlockedstar.D Source: cumber-bitches odetoabird cumber-bitches cumber-bitches how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there. Wizardry ahh, makes sense fetus deletus 43,873 notes け

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast 18,894 notes

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast 18,894 notes

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly 95,447 notes

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly 95,447 notes

ahumblebard doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson Shot of disgruntled adorable little gil SLJ:I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------ I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 19,263 notes けー

ahumblebard doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson Shot of disgruntled adorable little gil SLJ:I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------ I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 19,263 notes けー

ionpedestrian my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we're proud of him 167,750 notes

ionpedestrian my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we're proud of him 167,750 notes

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sleepingwith-veils-ofmice chadleymacguff ziver ziver ziver so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called Boners" and it's just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps. and he's dead serious, his argument was, "if men can have Hooters, women should have this. your father is a saint is your father jack barakat 29,826 notes

sleepingwith-veils-ofmice chadleymacguff ziver ziver ziver so today, my dad told me of this restaurant he wants to open up called Boners" and it's just a bunch of men wearing only really tight Speedos, and the menu will consist of sausages & hot dogs oh, and half off night will be when the men wear jock straps. and he's dead serious, his argument was, "if men can have Hooters, women should have this. your father is a saint is your father jack barakat 29,826 notes

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

cnnbreaking when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results 23,857 notes

cnnbreaking when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results 23,857 notes

OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS F--- REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING 65,926 notes

OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED "JESUS F--- REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING 65,926 notes

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