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kyuubified reblogged 37,890 notes reblog KINDLES AREno-onspecific: STUPID EAD UCKING BOOK Scrolls are stupid, read tablets are stupid, read off a reading is stupid, listen to your f------ tribal elders tell stories tribal elders are stupid, receive stories through divine revelation. divine revelations are stupid, be a f------ being a god is stupid, be a semi-sentient mass of tangible energy floating through space being a semi-sentient mass of tangible energy floating through space is stupid, be antimatter antimatter is stupid, be an intangible idea Being an intangible idea is stupid, be nothing Being nothing is stupid, be something Being something is stupid, be everything Being everything is stupid, be yourself Source: arson-fella #omg ime Accidental philosphy

kyuubified reblogged 37,890 notes reblog KINDLES AREno-onspecific: STUPID EAD UCKING BOOK Scrolls are stupid, read tablets are stupid, read off a reading is stupid, listen to your f------ tribal elders tell stories tribal elders are stupid, receive stories through divine revelation. divine revelations are stupid, be a f------ being a god is stupid, be a semi-sentient mass of tangible energy floating through space being a semi-sentient mass of tangible energy floating through space is stupid, be antimatter antimatter is stupid, be an intangible idea Being an intangible idea is stupid, be nothing Being nothing is stupid, be something Being something is stupid, be everything Being everything is stupid, be yourself Source: arson-fella #omg ime Accidental philosphy

constellationsofstars lotsofunny a Source brucebaled Let's put a couple tables together I'm not sure that they'll let Oh, they should. I own the place. olsofunny gravityeye NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it (Iol here!) 38,147 notes け

constellationsofstars lotsofunny a Source brucebaled Let's put a couple tables together I'm not sure that they'll let Oh, they should. I own the place. olsofunny gravityeye NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it (Iol here!) 38,147 notes け

tookiebelle yes i am game yes i play girls game girler

tookiebelle yes i am game yes i play girls game girler

ns loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word m----------- can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself

ns loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word m----------- can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself

fricktier fricktier: tag you're nsfw 20

fricktier fricktier: tag you're nsfw 20

grapesfermented niknak79 They were supposed to be smiley faces they look like tortured souls begging for death nohope.org

grapesfermented niknak79 They were supposed to be smiley faces they look like tortured souls begging for death nohope.org

bread faces spooky fail

ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly. that was the most beautiful thing I've ever read

ok how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly. that was the most beautiful thing I've ever read

Sephiroth Didn't Kill Aerith

inuyoukairin karolinanoumenon tammylynnbonnefoy Sephiroth didn't kill Aerith. Sephiroth impaled her through a region of the body that doesnt completely destroy vital organs (at most damage to the liverl and large intestine) Also no blood is lost in the scene so no major blood vessels are damaged Her spine was severed at a point where the brain still functions to control the heart and lungs, however it paralyses her in the legs and abdomen (which is why she slumps over) Do to immense pain and swelling of blood vessels do to being impaled, she falls unconscious though still alive When laid to a watery rest she immediately sinks (but dead bodies float) Implying body muscle tension is disrupting buoyancy. Cloud drowned Aerith D: O shi-

inuyoukairin karolinanoumenon tammylynnbonnefoy Sephiroth didn't kill Aerith. Sephiroth impaled her through a region of the body that doesnt completely destroy vital organs (at most damage to the liverl and large intestine) Also no blood is lost in the scene so no major blood vessels are damaged Her spine was severed at a point where the brain still functions to control the heart and lungs, however it paralyses her in the legs and abdomen (which is why she slumps over) Do to immense pain and swelling of blood vessels do to being impaled, she falls unconscious though still alive When laid to a watery rest she immediately sinks (but dead bodies float) Implying body muscle tension is disrupting buoyancy. Cloud drowned Aerith D: O shi-

final fantasy aerith game theory 7 vii seven aeris kill sepphiroth theory cloud murder stab stabbed drown sephiroth drowned

nerdofchaos recreationalcannibalism the-adequate-gatsby stultifyandstupefy derpes: And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek." To which they responded, "Gay." And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious see you all in hell

nerdofchaos recreationalcannibalism the-adequate-gatsby stultifyandstupefy derpes: And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek." To which they responded, "Gay." And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious see you all in hell

gothiccharmschool theeverydaygoth See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.

gothiccharmschool theeverydaygoth See the thing about being an evil villain is that instead of letting your inner demons fester and weaken you, you can control them and ride your majestic, winged beasts of terror into battle against your enemies I think I need this, lettered in a beautiful font, to hang at my desk.

andrewhussiesbosom andrewhussiesbosom a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction 61

andrewhussiesbosom andrewhussiesbosom a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction 61

timeywimeyteapot timeywimeyteapot if u think about it winter's actually the safest month because there's saLT LITERALLY F------ EVERYWHERE I just called winter a month and nobody did anything to stop me

timeywimeyteapot timeywimeyteapot if u think about it winter's actually the safest month because there's saLT LITERALLY F------ EVERYWHERE I just called winter a month and nobody did anything to stop me

shall i compare thee to summers day u make me very sweaty and uncomfortable

shall i compare thee to summers day u make me very sweaty and uncomfortable

new drinking game: take a shot every time you fear for the future of the planet #i think I'd be dead at this point in time

new drinking game: take a shot every time you fear for the future of the planet #i think I'd be dead at this point in time

keep your eyes peeled i am so done with this website

keep your eyes peeled i am so done with this website

iPod 05:10 PM bandsarenotonfire: lions-and-llamas: how do hipsters talk about shoes? they... did u just 7,897 notes

iPod 05:10 PM bandsarenotonfire: lions-and-llamas: how do hipsters talk about shoes? they... did u just 7,897 notes

ahumblebard doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologues narrated by Samuel L Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable littie gir SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------ I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 9,263 notes はー

ahumblebard doxian I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologues narrated by Samuel L Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable littie gir SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' m-----------, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that a------ I didn't know I needed this in my life until now 9,263 notes はー

vriskajohn vriskajohn walks into job interview* why should you hire me? well ill let you know that one time i got five notes on a text post on tumbler dot com vriskajohn walks into job interview" why should you hire me? well ill let you know that one time i got five notes on a text post on tumbler dot com time to update my resume

vriskajohn vriskajohn walks into job interview* why should you hire me? well ill let you know that one time i got five notes on a text post on tumbler dot com vriskajohn walks into job interview" why should you hire me? well ill let you know that one time i got five notes on a text post on tumbler dot com time to update my resume

thylara au where nobody's oppressed and human rights are actually a thing

thylara au where nobody's oppressed and human rights are actually a thing

faeiouck: shady-bacon faeiouck "all slytherins are evil" all gryffindors are good guys" "ravenclaws are nothing but nerds" "hufflepuffs don't do anything" youis that after allthis fime, you re still bone dead stupi Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE S--- DO NOT QUESTION ME

faeiouck: shady-bacon faeiouck "all slytherins are evil" all gryffindors are good guys" "ravenclaws are nothing but nerds" "hufflepuffs don't do anything" youis that after allthis fime, you re still bone dead stupi Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE S--- DO NOT QUESTION ME