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germuhny read and red are homonyms but read and red aren't and read and reed are but read and reed aren't woah dude STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

germuhny read and red are homonyms but read and red aren't and read and reed are but read and reed aren't woah dude STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Who else hasn’t won an Oscar?

helenabonhamcart3r. f-fi We always talk about how Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar, but know who else hasn't? Johnny Depp Brad Pitt Will Smith Gary Oldman Harrison Ford Liam Neeson Samuel L. Jackson Are you f------ kidding me! Also Tom Cruise and John Travolta

helenabonhamcart3r. f-fi We always talk about how Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar, but know who else hasn't? Johnny Depp Brad Pitt Will Smith Gary Oldman Harrison Ford Liam Neeson Samuel L. Jackson Are you f------ kidding me! Also Tom Cruise and John Travolta

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aminthetardis: It bewilders me that that they didn't give the Hogwarts first years maps like have fun navigating an ancient castle full of s--- that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

aminthetardis: It bewilders me that that they didn't give the Hogwarts first years maps like have fun navigating an ancient castle full of s--- that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

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cat condom = sassystartish.lovesttenanigans 118,500 twistedfuckk we ran out of plates This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumbir. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book 'as a plate knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful It's sad that people are so full of anger when it comes to religion, that they would rather post photos like this than deal with their hostilities in a more appropriate way i'm sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of nOT BEING ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK

cat condom = sassystartish.lovesttenanigans 118,500 twistedfuckk we ran out of plates This can possibly be the most disrespectful photo on Tumbir. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book 'as a plate knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful It's sad that people are so full of anger when it comes to religion, that they would rather post photos like this than deal with their hostilities in a more appropriate way i'm sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of nOT BEING ABLE TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE OF THAT BOOK

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? catching fire ethg ? jenniter lawrence taintednightlock block Show Al Relabed Tags

? catching fire ethg ? jenniter lawrence taintednightlock block Show Al Relabed Tags

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: ve unsuccessfulmetalbenders: this gif of a cat running into saran wrap basically sums up my entire life ithought that said satan wrap gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing lucifers name in places which it does not belong then you are in desperate need of some jesus

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: ve unsuccessfulmetalbenders: this gif of a cat running into saran wrap basically sums up my entire life ithought that said satan wrap gorl imma say this once and only once if you are seeing lucifers name in places which it does not belong then you are in desperate need of some jesus

High-res → fozmeadows: mre407 I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh. ふ,, eeeyyyyyyy!

High-res → fozmeadows: mre407 I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh. ふ,, eeeyyyyyyy!

arianne--martell a_studyinsonic Source:omysam omysam i wonder if teachers play the "who's a virgin" game in their heads in class We do. #queue is here because I am not here 167,912 notes

arianne--martell a_studyinsonic Source:omysam omysam i wonder if teachers play the "who's a virgin" game in their heads in class We do. #queue is here because I am not here 167,912 notes

akupitiyo nodaybuttodaytodefygravity reclusivewanker m-ignon dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying m----------- you can just say Oedipus Half of our generation wouldn't even understand that yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how gnorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one only real Ancient Greek kids would understand reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

akupitiyo nodaybuttodaytodefygravity reclusivewanker m-ignon dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying m----------- you can just say Oedipus Half of our generation wouldn't even understand that yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how gnorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one only real Ancient Greek kids would understand reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

chiakianami these flower crown posts r everywhere man u could put a flower c Tis text post and people would reblog it #musings of a baka 5 notes は白

chiakianami these flower crown posts r everywhere man u could put a flower c Tis text post and people would reblog it #musings of a baka 5 notes は白

Those names....

theblackship: host-anus: culler-of-booty Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a f-- hag and I didn't know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like "it's okay, once you come out you will discover your true self" and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said "it's just so hard to feel accepted" and I just the queer whisperer Source: scalernate

theblackship: host-anus: culler-of-booty Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a f-- hag and I didn't know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like "it's okay, once you come out you will discover your true self" and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said "it's just so hard to feel accepted" and I just the queer whisperer Source: scalernate

Something tumblr has taught me fefeferi infinite-insanitw gingerit: sargentwaffle natashhha "because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason "because f--- you that's why" is also acceptable "for science" is a good excuse don't forget "the stars are not in position" as a perfect reason to not do something "Not since the accident." can be the answer to any question. you guys are leaving out "think of the children" as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

Something tumblr has taught me fefeferi infinite-insanitw gingerit: sargentwaffle natashhha "because of reasons" is always a legitimate reason "because f--- you that's why" is also acceptable "for science" is a good excuse don't forget "the stars are not in position" as a perfect reason to not do something "Not since the accident." can be the answer to any question. you guys are leaving out "think of the children" as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but f--- wasps

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but f--- wasps

duck is literally the most dangerous word on the keyboard

cops lock ZXCVI NM ontrol optioncommand circumcisions duck is literally the most dangerous word on the keyboard one slip and you could be spelling suck, d---, or f---

cops lock ZXCVI NM ontrol optioncommand circumcisions duck is literally the most dangerous word on the keyboard one slip and you could be spelling suck, d---, or f---

keyboard duck suck typo

soloontherocks Fun facts about rabbits: Baby bunnies are commonly called Kittens. Rabbits do not vomit. Some breeds can breed at age 3 months old. Rabbits are in gestations for as little as 30 days. The largest number of kits born in a litter is 24. Anonymous fun fact: I once had a pet rabbit it was basically a serial killer violent nasty crazed thing that would straight up murder you we had a serious problem keeping its nails trimmed because it would f------ try to bite the veins out of your wrist in order to f------ murder the f--- out of you if you got near it t finally died of old age finally FINALLY a week later, we moved a piece of furniture and found an electrical outlet we didn't remember found a box plugged into it turns out the house's previous owners had one of those supersonic shrieky rodent-deterring devices and we never knew it was there long story short I accidentally once drove a fuzzy woodland creature into sociopathy and psychosis Ask soloontherocks a question

soloontherocks Fun facts about rabbits: Baby bunnies are commonly called Kittens. Rabbits do not vomit. Some breeds can breed at age 3 months old. Rabbits are in gestations for as little as 30 days. The largest number of kits born in a litter is 24. Anonymous fun fact: I once had a pet rabbit it was basically a serial killer violent nasty crazed thing that would straight up murder you we had a serious problem keeping its nails trimmed because it would f------ try to bite the veins out of your wrist in order to f------ murder the f--- out of you if you got near it t finally died of old age finally FINALLY a week later, we moved a piece of furniture and found an electrical outlet we didn't remember found a box plugged into it turns out the house's previous owners had one of those supersonic shrieky rodent-deterring devices and we never knew it was there long story short I accidentally once drove a fuzzy woodland creature into sociopathy and psychosis Ask soloontherocks a question

pizza: oze w----- nickelodeonionas poopflow maleteern pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly unfollowed blocked reported im telling pizza i'm a little offended

pizza: oze w----- nickelodeonionas poopflow maleteern pizza is kind of disgusting in all honestly unfollowed blocked reported im telling pizza i'm a little offended

I used to have a Napoleon complex but I grew out of it

I used to have a Napoleon complex but I grew out of it

foxykanaya Things that should exist: o magic o time travel o fictional characters o superpowers o talking pets o magic potions Things that shouldn't exist: o supremacy o r--- o murder o sexism o homophobia o racism

foxykanaya Things that should exist: o magic o time travel o fictional characters o superpowers o talking pets o magic potions Things that shouldn't exist: o supremacy o r--- o murder o sexism o homophobia o racism

0 hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumbir user pizza i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER this is the best cosplay ever

0 hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumbir user pizza i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER this is the best cosplay ever

padaperfect timelordparadise: rOwdyruffian hawkstars avocadokitten: women are better than men misandry men are better than women misogyny men and women are equal = feminism Thank. You. everyone is equal but also s--- misanthropy, harsher penalties for parole violaters, and world peace- misscongeniality Everyone's equal when they're dead-lesmiserables Everyone is dead-supernatural

padaperfect timelordparadise: rOwdyruffian hawkstars avocadokitten: women are better than men misandry men are better than women misogyny men and women are equal = feminism Thank. You. everyone is equal but also s--- misanthropy, harsher penalties for parole violaters, and world peace- misscongeniality Everyone's equal when they're dead-lesmiserables Everyone is dead-supernatural