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The Constable Does Much Protest

black-dreamscape S retroactivebakeries Follow kittykat8311 You know how theres like 'Big Pharma' does mean theres like 'Small Pharma' somewhere? Some tiny drug making cottage industry somewhere like Papa Joes Homemade Morphine or Ma'n'Pa's Old Fashioned Prozac or someit? kittykat8311 So someone just pointed out to me what I was actually describing there and as I understand it that practice is somewhat frowned upon by some authorities 3,594 notes

black-dreamscape S retroactivebakeries Follow kittykat8311 You know how theres like 'Big Pharma' does mean theres like 'Small Pharma' somewhere? Some tiny drug making cottage industry somewhere like Papa Joes Homemade Morphine or Ma'n'Pa's Old Fashioned Prozac or someit? kittykat8311 So someone just pointed out to me what I was actually describing there and as I understand it that practice is somewhat frowned upon by some authorities 3,594 notes

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aight im buying

Make up mirror for sale £8 GBP Posted over a week ago Ask for Details This automatically sends a message to the seller asking about availability. bunjywunjy now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically. zsnes mr incredible the american bastard

Make up mirror for sale £8 GBP Posted over a week ago Ask for Details This automatically sends a message to the seller asking about availability. bunjywunjy now THIS is how you photograph a mirror. unapologetically. zsnes mr incredible the american bastard

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none of your business

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4soy-deactivated20161208 why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for?????????? potato thats none of your business 294,395 notes

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McCree login screen

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Jimmy Whetzel login screen

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Horse Movies

whomst Every horse movie Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there's not even cute boys" 99 *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: "this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it's goin back to the horse factory" Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren't so different * GG after all" Old man wonka: “why I don't believe it she done tamed ol' misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm" *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show" Staryah: “no Mom please" *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that's a good horse after all"

whomst Every horse movie Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there's not even cute boys" 99 *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: "this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it's goin back to the horse factory" Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren't so different * GG after all" Old man wonka: “why I don't believe it she done tamed ol' misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm" *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show" Staryah: “no Mom please" *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that's a good horse after all"

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generalgrievousdatingsim ratfriends Follow ... patrickvaill If you don't propose with this don't f----- bother bunjywunjy *me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw. bienenstok Will you be my pardner? Source: patrickvaill #fave 36,839 notes

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This could’ve solved everything

charlesoberonn The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand. charlesoberonn She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven. aphony-cree But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle* Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger* This is a Greek comedy I could get behind obaewankenope What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever. Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield adspexi thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he's invulnerable all over.

charlesoberonn The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand. charlesoberonn She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven. aphony-cree But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle* Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger* This is a Greek comedy I could get behind obaewankenope What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever. Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield adspexi thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he's invulnerable all over.

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Solidarity

ophanic props to stem people w--! i can b------- my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. lucidapathy props to hums people w--! i can b------- my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. jeaniefranklins #FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors Source: ophanic 65,510 notes D

ophanic props to stem people w--! i can b------- my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. lucidapathy props to hums people w--! i can b------- my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. jeaniefranklins #FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors Source: ophanic 65,510 notes D

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Achilles is a sad little burrito

backtosquarepun greek artist 1: hey so like how should i show Achilles' extreme grief tho greek artist 2: make him a burrito greek artist 1: but- greek artist 2: burrito symposium-and-chill Achilles is a mood வெனுன்

backtosquarepun greek artist 1: hey so like how should i show Achilles' extreme grief tho greek artist 2: make him a burrito greek artist 1: but- greek artist 2: burrito symposium-and-chill Achilles is a mood வெனுன்

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Terraforming

animalcrossingmemes Daydreaming about terraforming Actually terraforming kaijuno I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars baphomet-is-a-trans-lesbian Animal Crossing Sims Players Players Dayeaning abo ntring Achaty ing Minecraft Players Ástrophysicists apparently

animalcrossingmemes Daydreaming about terraforming Actually terraforming kaijuno I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars baphomet-is-a-trans-lesbian Animal Crossing Sims Players Players Dayeaning abo ntring Achaty ing Minecraft Players Ástrophysicists apparently

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sweating (my aromatics) over here.

sorekbekarmi I'm NOT gonna say it again SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices! HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds. NOT LEAVES THANK YOU anobodyisthelastthingyouare Things are heating up in the cooking fandom. boopednose That's how cooking works

sorekbekarmi I'm NOT gonna say it again SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices! HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds. NOT LEAVES THANK YOU anobodyisthelastthingyouare Things are heating up in the cooking fandom. boopednose That's how cooking works

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Ideal hug

zacwells How long does your ideal hug last futurefantastic 38-45 minutes zacwells that's really impractical futurefantastic u said ideal, not realistic 642,181 notes

zacwells How long does your ideal hug last futurefantastic 38-45 minutes zacwells that's really impractical futurefantastic u said ideal, not realistic 642,181 notes

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fleeglebeegles E pumpkinpeng Follow savedgame men these days are too p---- to cut up a watermelon rind like a basket so they can put the chunks of watermelon back in and display it prettily savedgame if your man doesn't even do this for you he's worth nothing samanthaj1011 How dare you. Watermelon is meant to be eaten by the mouthful, ravenously, clawing out chunks with your bare but manicured hands while soaking the front of your pretty summer dress in the juice flowing in rivulets down your chin, blinded by the summer sun and starving for the freedom to eat how you want. savedgame what in the f--- prridot when I worked at summer camp we did a scavenger hunt where the kids ran all over the property collecting "magic acorns" aka watermelons that we'd just covered in tinfoil and painted. their last hint led them to the roof where they discovered that the acorns were actually evil and needed to be destroyed. they took great joy in ripping the foil off them and then hurling the watermelons off the roof, where they predictably shattered. then followed a moment of tense silence, where one of the children looked over at me (i worked in the office so i was basically Everyone's Boss at the time) and quietly asked, "can we go eat that?" me, being a big fan of the 'eat dirt it's good for your immune system' theory of child-rearing, shrugged and said, "sure." let me tell you, i have never seen a group of 9 year olds go so feral. I wish I could go back to that age and experience that. just the unbridled joy of standing in the summer sun, digging into whole watermelons with your bare hands. god what a life. ifunny.co

fleeglebeegles E pumpkinpeng Follow savedgame men these days are too p---- to cut up a watermelon rind like a basket so they can put the chunks of watermelon back in and display it prettily savedgame if your man doesn't even do this for you he's worth nothing samanthaj1011 How dare you. Watermelon is meant to be eaten by the mouthful, ravenously, clawing out chunks with your bare but manicured hands while soaking the front of your pretty summer dress in the juice flowing in rivulets down your chin, blinded by the summer sun and starving for the freedom to eat how you want. savedgame what in the f--- prridot when I worked at summer camp we did a scavenger hunt where the kids ran all over the property collecting "magic acorns" aka watermelons that we'd just covered in tinfoil and painted. their last hint led them to the roof where they discovered that the acorns were actually evil and needed to be destroyed. they took great joy in ripping the foil off them and then hurling the watermelons off the roof, where they predictably shattered. then followed a moment of tense silence, where one of the children looked over at me (i worked in the office so i was basically Everyone's Boss at the time) and quietly asked, "can we go eat that?" me, being a big fan of the 'eat dirt it's good for your immune system' theory of child-rearing, shrugged and said, "sure." let me tell you, i have never seen a group of 9 year olds go so feral. I wish I could go back to that age and experience that. just the unbridled joy of standing in the summer sun, digging into whole watermelons with your bare hands. god what a life. ifunny.co

The prophet

pervocracy Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if l'l| ever live through major historical events! Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE alittlebitofhufflepuff it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr bundibird I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but l'd wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet. llamabeansforllamas This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus? midnight-spectrum-again August 14, 2017 at 1:08 AM Yes

pervocracy Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if l'l| ever live through major historical events! Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE alittlebitofhufflepuff it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr bundibird I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but l'd wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet. llamabeansforllamas This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus? midnight-spectrum-again August 14, 2017 at 1:08 AM Yes

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Funny word

bearie l Bell 2:56 AM 46% george of the gungle C george of the gungle ALL IMAGES VIDEOS SHOPPING Showing results for george of the jungle Search instead for george of the gungle i know my ass is up too late because i'm losing my f------ mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle nurse-peach y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh Source: bearie

bearie l Bell 2:56 AM 46% george of the gungle C george of the gungle ALL IMAGES VIDEOS SHOPPING Showing results for george of the jungle Search instead for george of the gungle i know my ass is up too late because i'm losing my f------ mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle nurse-peach y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh Source: bearie

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darn those tumblr kids

scoobydoomistakes How it Probably Happened Bob the animator: "Ok, so, there's gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says 'KL' on it. Can you draw that?" Frank the animator: "Yeah, sure, how's this look?" 11h Bob the animator: "Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says Klondike,' it wouldn't have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup." Frank the animator: "Uh... ok. Shouldn't I change it in the first shot?" Bob the animator: "Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller... oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won't notice." Frank the animator: "More like this?" Bob the animator: "Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and... heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better." KL Frank the animator: "Alright, it's done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?" Bob the animator: "Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone's gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous." stitchkingdom and they would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling tumblr kids Source: scoobydoomistakes KL KL

scoobydoomistakes How it Probably Happened Bob the animator: "Ok, so, there's gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says 'KL' on it. Can you draw that?" Frank the animator: "Yeah, sure, how's this look?" 11h Bob the animator: "Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says Klondike,' it wouldn't have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup." Frank the animator: "Uh... ok. Shouldn't I change it in the first shot?" Bob the animator: "Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller... oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won't notice." Frank the animator: "More like this?" Bob the animator: "Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and... heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better." KL Frank the animator: "Alright, it's done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?" Bob the animator: "Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone's gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous." stitchkingdom and they would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling tumblr kids Source: scoobydoomistakes KL KL

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He's been waiting for this moment all his life

lucid-luck I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where "tomboy" chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they're like "k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute." thranduilland I'm just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like 'YESSS!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!' daryltohblogs THIS IS STUPIDst HOW DO I LOOK? STOP. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK yOu LoOk SUPER UNCMFOrTRBLE AND AWKINARDIN THAT. PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON. NOOS BRUTUS, YOU GO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE! DAZ DEAT A tohdaryl so I got inspired... and had to make a comic.... whowasntthere *wipes away a single tear* Yes. Source:lucid-luck 653,170 notes

lucid-luck I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where "tomboy" chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they're like "k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute." thranduilland I'm just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like 'YESSS!!! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!' daryltohblogs THIS IS STUPIDst HOW DO I LOOK? STOP. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK yOu LoOk SUPER UNCMFOrTRBLE AND AWKINARDIN THAT. PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON. NOOS BRUTUS, YOU GO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE! DAZ DEAT A tohdaryl so I got inspired... and had to make a comic.... whowasntthere *wipes away a single tear* Yes. Source:lucid-luck 653,170 notes

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Norse Myths are Badass

dragon-in-a-fez Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant f------ interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and s--- in them, and the gods live in the two at the top Greek mythology: f--- uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol

dragon-in-a-fez Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant f------ interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and s--- in them, and the gods live in the two at the top Greek mythology: f--- uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol

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