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thislifeunforgiven why are boobs even considered sexual they're lumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the f--- is sexual about that

thislifeunforgiven why are boobs even considered sexual they're lumps of fat made to store milk for babies what the f--- is sexual about that

my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the s--- he pulls

my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the s--- he pulls

People Excited for Finding Dory 10 ■ Anyone below the age of 12 ■ College age kids ■ Ellen This is so accurate PIXAK DORY No COUNTDOWN TO DORY 1,395,362:29

People Excited for Finding Dory 10 ■ Anyone below the age of 12 ■ College age kids ■ Ellen This is so accurate PIXAK DORY No COUNTDOWN TO DORY 1,395,362:29

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn't from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn't have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn't from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn't have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

et Ca francieunm omason but why is forty spelled forty not fourty Because ne one likes u 71025 notes (via most awkaward-moments & jomason)

et Ca francieunm omason but why is forty spelled forty not fourty Because ne one likes u 71025 notes (via most awkaward-moments & jomason)

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do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom *whispers* we're all sims

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom *whispers* we're all sims

ATTRACTIONS blinddarkness: rlmiob welcome to my blog the sign looks like it's walking towards me i feel threatened makin my way downtown

ATTRACTIONS blinddarkness: rlmiob welcome to my blog the sign looks like it's walking towards me i feel threatened makin my way downtown

armokgodofbud booty-rockin SIGNAL BOOST!!!! This is Cotton Eye Joe. He has allegedly committed many murders around the country and his location is currently unknown. Police are focusing on the two main questions at hand. 1. Where did he come from? and 2. Where did he go? If you have any information, please contact your local police please signal boost this cotton eye joe murdered my long-term girlfriend. if it were not for cotton eye joe, i would have been married a long time ago. stop this man

armokgodofbud booty-rockin SIGNAL BOOST!!!! This is Cotton Eye Joe. He has allegedly committed many murders around the country and his location is currently unknown. Police are focusing on the two main questions at hand. 1. Where did he come from? and 2. Where did he go? If you have any information, please contact your local police please signal boost this cotton eye joe murdered my long-term girlfriend. if it were not for cotton eye joe, i would have been married a long time ago. stop this man

A tragic tale.

scruffylookinnerfherder freetheboobs imagine being freall he time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob. don't know what I was expecting Should have known by the url

scruffylookinnerfherder freetheboobs imagine being freall he time. Then suddenly as you begin to grow and mature you are trapped in the dark, hidden away, suffocated and only fully released at night. As you continue to grow you may be forced into ridiculously small spaces, or constantly pushed around. That is the tragic life of a boob. don't know what I was expecting Should have known by the url

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The paranoia of an average tumblr user.

walking-encyclopediaof-weirdness ..+ Source: chelseyhale98 hears noises at night: well tis is t this is the end for me I had a good life gets shampoo in my eyes*: Iguess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child heart is beating fast: cardiac arrest is think I am having a heart attack is this what a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone taking a test: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated period is late*: s--- i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary 478,886 notes

walking-encyclopediaof-weirdness ..+ Source: chelseyhale98 hears noises at night: well tis is t this is the end for me I had a good life gets shampoo in my eyes*: Iguess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child heart is beating fast: cardiac arrest is think I am having a heart attack is this what a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone taking a test: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated period is late*: s--- i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary 478,886 notes

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givemetrills coffee is the most important meal of the day

givemetrills coffee is the most important meal of the day

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RREA 0:06/ 0:32 askpinkieandberry jesus-san klainespants apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium t opens a portal to hell you can see the fear in that little guy's eyes on the first day of freshman year my science teacher did this for us and made it a whole sacrifice and played music and chanted and thats when i knew i wanted to be a scientist PP: wow! a portal to another world!! cool! But my Brew is better

RREA 0:06/ 0:32 askpinkieandberry jesus-san klainespants apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium t opens a portal to hell you can see the fear in that little guy's eyes on the first day of freshman year my science teacher did this for us and made it a whole sacrifice and played music and chanted and thats when i knew i wanted to be a scientist PP: wow! a portal to another world!! cool! But my Brew is better

gruffen: apsilpastille ar imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever thought about having sex with #it's raining men #its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two time!ords and a sociopath. #hallelujah

gruffen: apsilpastille ar imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever thought about having sex with #it's raining men #its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two time!ords and a sociopath. #hallelujah

methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote "the soviet onion" on my paper and now i can't stop laughing

methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote "the soviet onion" on my paper and now i can't stop laughing

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Resolved Question Show me another Why does my daughter "ship" things? What Hungaria.. does shipping mean? My daughter has been acting strange the past few months. She's always on this website called Tumbler and talks to strangers online. When I ask what she talks about, she says shipping and "oteepees" Sometimes she says strange things like my feels" or "my cries. She talks about things called genita, yousyouk, spamano and a few other weird words. Yesterday she was crying because of shipping. Is shipping some kind of drug term or a cult? I dont want my daughter involved in negativ e things like this Yester 1 month ag Report Abuse rri yes its a cult you got it oteepees tumblr.

Resolved Question Show me another Why does my daughter "ship" things? What Hungaria.. does shipping mean? My daughter has been acting strange the past few months. She's always on this website called Tumbler and talks to strangers online. When I ask what she talks about, she says shipping and "oteepees" Sometimes she says strange things like my feels" or "my cries. She talks about things called genita, yousyouk, spamano and a few other weird words. Yesterday she was crying because of shipping. Is shipping some kind of drug term or a cult? I dont want my daughter involved in negativ e things like this Yester 1 month ag Report Abuse rri yes its a cult you got it oteepees tumblr.

once when i was in 7th grade a teacher sneezed and someone said "god bless you" and he said "there is no god" and a girl started to cry Anonymous

once when i was in 7th grade a teacher sneezed and someone said "god bless you" and he said "there is no god" and a girl started to cry Anonymous

fuckluckycharms This is a drunk guy in a McDonalds in town stuck in a baby chair f------ love Ireland

fuckluckycharms This is a drunk guy in a McDonalds in town stuck in a baby chair f------ love Ireland

supermattural: diarrheasmoothie: me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold

supermattural: diarrheasmoothie: me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed. every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE'RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPI" "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT! He's bread, Jim Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don't restart his heart, he's toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! "Daddy's in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed. every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE'RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPI" "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT! He's bread, Jim Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don't restart his heart, he's toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! "Daddy's in a butter place now, kids.

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iik i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it's called facial expression i'd like to see u try and make this face why are you talking to yourself

iik i wish i could carry around cards at school that have reaction images on it so when someone says something stupid i could just hold up a card and be like this exists it's called facial expression i'd like to see u try and make this face why are you talking to yourself