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grandkanye ;: rnints nints how do i become hot overnight 425 notes punkmonksteven laughcentre Source: ekoenig2 Things You'll Need Hawaiian Shirt e Confidence 29,785 notes

grandkanye ;: rnints nints how do i become hot overnight 425 notes punkmonksteven laughcentre Source: ekoenig2 Things You'll Need Hawaiian Shirt e Confidence 29,785 notes

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YOUR GARBAGE RECYCLE IT YOU WILL 2 coinmate hedavesofourlives lthejantorat he jnior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my g0 WHY IS HE A JANITOR

YOUR GARBAGE RECYCLE IT YOU WILL 2 coinmate hedavesofourlives lthejantorat he jnior high drew these in the cafeteria oh my g0 WHY IS HE A JANITOR

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religiousmom. It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 "PUSH" screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room Their child is not a 90s kid

religiousmom. It is 11:59 December 31st 1999 "PUSH" screams the doctor, and seconds later, the baby is born, but it is too late It is now January 1st, and anguished cries echo from the delivery room Their child is not a 90s kid

icantdotheonesteptwostep shouldertapningghosts hailtlip today a guy contirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice? Well thats what giris do

icantdotheonesteptwostep shouldertapningghosts hailtlip today a guy contirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice? Well thats what giris do

every american ive talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far what the hell is bagged milk? what gUYS ITS JUST MILHK IN A BAG WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESNT IT GO EVERYWHERE? HOW DO YOU EVEN WHAT THE F--- IS BAGGED WATER

every american ive talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far what the hell is bagged milk? what gUYS ITS JUST MILHK IN A BAG WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESNT IT GO EVERYWHERE? HOW DO YOU EVEN WHAT THE F--- IS BAGGED WATER

The Anon Forgotto t h lick Anon 0 IOR 0 012-06-13 02 22 Can you please tell your followers to send Ally-gator nice messages? please? she's about to commit sucide.. you could save her life 4lly-gator U OK?

The Anon Forgotto t h lick Anon 0 IOR 0 012-06-13 02 22 Can you please tell your followers to send Ally-gator nice messages? please? she's about to commit sucide.. you could save her life 4lly-gator U OK?

atajordan pie-burgers-demonblood fandom-pride consultingparacosmist whOriarty achildofthefandoms tscutiekitty it's easy as 2 As simple as do re WILDCATS you little s--- 81,207 notes

atajordan pie-burgers-demonblood fandom-pride consultingparacosmist whOriarty achildofthefandoms tscutiekitty it's easy as 2 As simple as do re WILDCATS you little s--- 81,207 notes

my-name-is-hilarious when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i'd finished i got a f------ round of applause i s--- you not

my-name-is-hilarious when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i'd finished i got a f------ round of applause i s--- you not

what if people had food names and food had people names hey spaghetti time for dinner "what are we having "margaret" i swear everyone on this website is high shut up chocolate

what if people had food names and food had people names hey spaghetti time for dinner "what are we having "margaret" i swear everyone on this website is high shut up chocolate

muslimmilf you can almost hear the 'xD

muslimmilf you can almost hear the 'xD

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality his isn't what I didn't pay for

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality his isn't what I didn't pay for

gingerblivet straddling-the-atmosphere onceuponabopper. thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: wittywallflower Writing is weird. One minute you are telling a story The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. what the hell are you guys writing? P---.

gingerblivet straddling-the-atmosphere onceuponabopper. thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: wittywallflower Writing is weird. One minute you are telling a story The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. what the hell are you guys writing? P---.

I think I just grew a neckbeard from looking at this.

alllevelsatonce me: says or does something agreeable friend: "me gusta" me: turns on my windows xp computer and basshunter starts playing. the year is suddenly 2007. after band practice l assemble my guild to do a few kbd runs. I download a few august burns red albums from Megaupload, install the orange box, and practice for cubing tournament.

alllevelsatonce me: says or does something agreeable friend: "me gusta" me: turns on my windows xp computer and basshunter starts playing. the year is suddenly 2007. after band practice l assemble my guild to do a few kbd runs. I download a few august burns red albums from Megaupload, install the orange box, and practice for cubing tournament.

snazzyisclassy hot things to say during sex: o have u accepted my d--- as ur lord and saviour o fiR E IN THE H O LE o gotta g o fast o u put the edible in incredible o olé o u get a little angry when ur hungry o neigh

snazzyisclassy hot things to say during sex: o have u accepted my d--- as ur lord and saviour o fiR E IN THE H O LE o gotta g o fast o u put the edible in incredible o olé o u get a little angry when ur hungry o neigh

absconds absconds whats that gay anime called again zachariescatdick said homestuck layla-miller said: hetalia xionsexual said: FREE helloopandee said that could mean anything

absconds absconds whats that gay anime called again zachariescatdick said homestuck layla-miller said: hetalia xionsexual said: FREE helloopandee said that could mean anything

andrewbelami foodtrucker I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me

andrewbelami foodtrucker I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me

So excited, Tonight I'm going to masterbate and then tomorrow dye my pubic hair blue :D 4 NOTES

So excited, Tonight I'm going to masterbate and then tomorrow dye my pubic hair blue :D 4 NOTES

i came da ba dee da ba die overexcitement

vanessaflameheart gotmedayd... D Source: animalstalking Il YEAH, SHE'S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN THERE WE GO, PAGE 236 LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS

vanessaflameheart gotmedayd... D Source: animalstalking Il YEAH, SHE'S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN THERE WE GO, PAGE 236 LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS

axon-axoff 1) Scrub an avocado pit clean. 2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin. 3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes 4) Never sleep again.

axon-axoff 1) Scrub an avocado pit clean. 2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin. 3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes 4) Never sleep again.

im sad cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i'm being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you're short hahah im gonna stab you in the neck If you can even reach my neck here i come m-----------

im sad cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i'm being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you're short hahah im gonna stab you in the neck If you can even reach my neck here i come m-----------