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houndoom im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

houndoom im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

infinite-nutella-unicorns roastpo Source: deidaracchi laugh-addict today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was "oh not again" AGAIN? FREAKING AGAIN? 157,081 notes は v

infinite-nutella-unicorns roastpo Source: deidaracchi laugh-addict today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was "oh not again" AGAIN? FREAKING AGAIN? 157,081 notes は v

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on rid not sure if i should eat this strawberry are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods uhm That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN

on rid not sure if i should eat this strawberry are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods uhm That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN

strawberries pokemon

About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers. levindis levindis So if it isn't you It's probably me Noted. And by the way, you're almost out of milk THAT WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers. levindis levindis So if it isn't you It's probably me Noted. And by the way, you're almost out of milk THAT WASN'T FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

in somefantasticallies vivalatrench mrsugarpink rapewhistled followmehome It's not "bacon," it's a pig. It's not "veal," it's a calf It's not "steak," it's a cow. It's not "meat," it's an animal. its not "fruit", its dividing cells that accumulate fructose... it's not delivery. it's digiorno It's not a scene, it's a god damn arms race It's not levioSA", it's "leviOsa" Maybe it's Maybelline Source: followmehome

in somefantasticallies vivalatrench mrsugarpink rapewhistled followmehome It's not "bacon," it's a pig. It's not "veal," it's a calf It's not "steak," it's a cow. It's not "meat," it's an animal. its not "fruit", its dividing cells that accumulate fructose... it's not delivery. it's digiorno It's not a scene, it's a god damn arms race It's not levioSA", it's "leviOsa" Maybe it's Maybelline Source: followmehome

veganism bacon pig veal calf stak cow meat animal fruit digiorno maybe it's maybelline wingardium leviosa derailed thread

haruka-ayuzawa viva!akoala 。 Source: internetexplorers codehsayshi god bless push up bras God clearly didn't bless you if you need a push up bra anger 89,064 notes

haruka-ayuzawa viva!akoala 。 Source: internetexplorers codehsayshi god bless push up bras God clearly didn't bless you if you need a push up bra anger 89,064 notes

I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR IT'S BLOCKING MY WAY i guess you can say you got cockblocked *highfives jesus and rides into the sky on a gnarly golden skateboard

I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR IT'S BLOCKING MY WAY i guess you can say you got cockblocked *highfives jesus and rides into the sky on a gnarly golden skateboard

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THESE WHITE MEN ARE DANGEROUS theuppitynegras world history In one sentence

THESE WHITE MEN ARE DANGEROUS theuppitynegras world history In one sentence

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pizzaforpresident: have you ever seen a chicken strip There are two kinds of people in this world

pizzaforpresident: have you ever seen a chicken strip There are two kinds of people in this world

Three different kinds of people

detrea a-little-insane the best part about being the little spoon while cuddings being able to rub your butt against the person's junk The best part about being the big spoon while cudding is getting to rub your junk against the person's butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

detrea a-little-insane the best part about being the little spoon while cuddings being able to rub your butt against the person's junk The best part about being the big spoon while cudding is getting to rub your junk against the person's butt The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

squidgy-squidgy-falala s3cretsociety kono-aitsu I have dermatographia, a condition in which one's immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear flasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin's surface is lightly scratched This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I car direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush. My friend has this I draw d---- on his arm there are two types of people

squidgy-squidgy-falala s3cretsociety kono-aitsu I have dermatographia, a condition in which one's immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear flasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin's surface is lightly scratched This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I car direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush. My friend has this I draw d---- on his arm there are two types of people

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i wish my life was a card game based anime

i wish my life was a card game based anime

wishful card game anime yu-gi-oh

9 different flavors

iridessence thenapturalone a Source tastefullyoffen.. "My dad made me a PBJ 2.0, when you close it you get 9 different flavor combinations." tyleroakley Rows: Jam, Honey. Marshmallow Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 13,772 notes は v

iridessence thenapturalone a Source tastefullyoffen.. "My dad made me a PBJ 2.0, when you close it you get 9 different flavor combinations." tyleroakley Rows: Jam, Honey. Marshmallow Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 13,772 notes は v

sandwich marshmallow nutella jam peanut butter honey

queencrash ritornerai What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS "Great job, you missed the exit you f------ disgrace." 2,784 notes

queencrash ritornerai What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS "Great job, you missed the exit you f------ disgrace." 2,784 notes

in-need-of-my-time-lord deanwi.. anus anus im so glad i live in new zealand like who would bomb new zealand, we provide milk for the world and have horrible accents Anonymous asked you: Australia would. 14,283 notes

in-need-of-my-time-lord deanwi.. anus anus im so glad i live in new zealand like who would bomb new zealand, we provide milk for the world and have horrible accents Anonymous asked you: Australia would. 14,283 notes

secretlymartinfreemanavatards...+ my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum they have the weirdest f------ conversations omfg important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM WELL,SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOu C---- 11,725 notes け

secretlymartinfreemanavatards...+ my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum they have the weirdest f------ conversations omfg important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM WELL,SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOu C---- 11,725 notes け

lokis-army-at-221b secretlymartinfreeman Source: pixelnuggets keepin-it-classy-upin-this-bitch pixelnuggets i hate people who write "tried so hard not to reblog this" really??????? dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG TELL ME HOW HARD DID YOU TRY HOW HARD ARE YOU OK 97,838 notes *け

lokis-army-at-221b secretlymartinfreeman Source: pixelnuggets keepin-it-classy-upin-this-bitch pixelnuggets i hate people who write "tried so hard not to reblog this" really??????? dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG TELL ME HOW HARD DID YOU TRY HOW HARD ARE YOU OK 97,838 notes *け

rant reblog effort

thatsrightstarshiprangers: gendercake imperfekct gendercake i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we're not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? f--- Guys not kidding I was complaining about this at my grandparents house and my dad said they haven't been shaped like fruit since he was in college.

thatsrightstarshiprangers: gendercake imperfekct gendercake i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we're not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal? f--- Guys not kidding I was complaining about this at my grandparents house and my dad said they haven't been shaped like fruit since he was in college.

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sta xxbeccam WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO 昍 Turn off computer Hibernate Turn off Restart Cancel Source: lambrojolio

sta xxbeccam WHAT IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE AND YOU SAW THE BULGE AT THEIR CROTCH AND THOUGHT IT WAS A BONER SO YOU TOOK OFF THEIR BOXERS AND THIS TINY AIRPLANE JUST TOOK OFF AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND THEIR ENTIRE CROTCH WAS JUST A MINIATURE AIRPORT WHAT WOULD YOU DO 昍 Turn off computer Hibernate Turn off Restart Cancel Source: lambrojolio