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deathbylapdances burgrs: monthesidelines: burgrs: why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead The hate is towards myself, so it's okay. no its not here have some i love u don't get upsetti hav e some spaghetti

deathbylapdances burgrs: monthesidelines: burgrs: why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead The hate is towards myself, so it's okay. no its not here have some i love u don't get upsetti hav e some spaghetti

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU'RE A GOOD BOY 509,718 notes

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU'RE A GOOD BOY 509,718 notes

when I say I wish they would turn this book into a movie" what I really mean is "I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn't deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting THIS Source: rscencephn

when I say I wish they would turn this book into a movie" what I really mean is "I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn't deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting THIS Source: rscencephn

y? Source: blänk wanking nacimalloWS hamburgay blinking is like clapping for your eyes just remember that ur eyelids are aways applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is This website is so inspirational 181,536 notes け閫

y? Source: blänk wanking nacimalloWS hamburgay blinking is like clapping for your eyes just remember that ur eyelids are aways applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is This website is so inspirational 181,536 notes け閫

o.m i chaos livesindreams 257,412 My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM Brother: that's not fair Mom: DO AS I SAY Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings Me: I CAN HEAR YOU Source: paradoxsocks

o.m i chaos livesindreams 257,412 My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this. Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM Brother: that's not fair Mom: DO AS I SAY Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings Me: I CAN HEAR YOU Source: paradoxsocks

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sassy-igay: the-amazingspidey: Remember when Frodo showed up in spy kids 3 as "The Guy" WHAT

sassy-igay: the-amazingspidey: Remember when Frodo showed up in spy kids 3 as "The Guy" WHAT

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I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror piratescary thenimbus capoutoftime radaroreilly kyroki or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying THIS SOUNDS AWESOME Now that's what I call next gen watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE'S OVER HERE AThat will cause more hatred than Mario Kart and Monopoly combined

I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror piratescary thenimbus capoutoftime radaroreilly kyroki or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying THIS SOUNDS AWESOME Now that's what I call next gen watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE'S OVER HERE AThat will cause more hatred than Mario Kart and Monopoly combined

drunkfeferi prndir 9,200 askdatfandom colonelmustangsnipples itsmalice johnfontin the pig goes "oink oink" the cow goes "mooo0" the horse goes "neighhhh the dog goes "ed...ward" You're grounded. so is hughes GET OUT Source: johnfontin

drunkfeferi prndir 9,200 askdatfandom colonelmustangsnipples itsmalice johnfontin the pig goes "oink oink" the cow goes "mooo0" the horse goes "neighhhh the dog goes "ed...ward" You're grounded. so is hughes GET OUT Source: johnfontin

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113,728 what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like "up up darling it's time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down" and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun relax Satan Source: hyperbolequeen

113,728 what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like "up up darling it's time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down" and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun relax Satan Source: hyperbolequeen

.---. AT&T Sea snail egg falls into boy's cut knee during beach vacation and HATCHES three weeks later 12:21 AM Paul Franidin, trom Allso iejo in Orange County, was surprised to find the tny creature. which had made itself at home in his wound three weeks belore being found Pauts mum Rachael belleves the snail hatched from a tiny egg which made its way into Pauts cut ater he fell on rocks whie playing at the beach clavid: ogfoodnurn why is he so happy Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

.---. AT&T Sea snail egg falls into boy's cut knee during beach vacation and HATCHES three weeks later 12:21 AM Paul Franidin, trom Allso iejo in Orange County, was surprised to find the tny creature. which had made itself at home in his wound three weeks belore being found Pauts mum Rachael belleves the snail hatched from a tiny egg which made its way into Pauts cut ater he fell on rocks whie playing at the beach clavid: ogfoodnurn why is he so happy Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

tylerthelatteboy 2012-12-11 00:25 7 Describe the color red without using the word red. book-halfunread When you dip her in the middle of the dance floor, it is the color of her dress. When she whispers in your ear, it is the color of her lips. When you make love, it is the trace you want her to leave all over your body. When she places her palm over your heart, it is the color that comes to the surface as her fingertips trail like a sentence that can never be finished. When you see her in your bedroom with another, it is the color of your breath. When you smash the vase in the hall, it is the color that threatens you to abandon the shattered pieces. When you scream at the top of your lungs, it is the color that pierces the atmosphere. When she hears you, it is the color of her pulse. When you look in her eyes for the last time, it is the fading color of your heart falling to your knees. It is not the color you see when she leaves. Askwerthelatteboxaquestion #book-hal funread #red #colors I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing. that's a very accurate definition of red did ed sheeran write that damn i wouldve just said the blood of angry men

tylerthelatteboy 2012-12-11 00:25 7 Describe the color red without using the word red. book-halfunread When you dip her in the middle of the dance floor, it is the color of her dress. When she whispers in your ear, it is the color of her lips. When you make love, it is the trace you want her to leave all over your body. When she places her palm over your heart, it is the color that comes to the surface as her fingertips trail like a sentence that can never be finished. When you see her in your bedroom with another, it is the color of your breath. When you smash the vase in the hall, it is the color that threatens you to abandon the shattered pieces. When you scream at the top of your lungs, it is the color that pierces the atmosphere. When she hears you, it is the color of her pulse. When you look in her eyes for the last time, it is the fading color of your heart falling to your knees. It is not the color you see when she leaves. Askwerthelatteboxaquestion #book-hal funread #red #colors I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing. that's a very accurate definition of red did ed sheeran write that damn i wouldve just said the blood of angry men

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turntechhgodhead groupautogenics2 monarchie Iceland where's the f----- ice in Greenland I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with "You know what'll piss people off

turntechhgodhead groupautogenics2 monarchie Iceland where's the f----- ice in Greenland I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with "You know what'll piss people off

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Today two families will become one. Please pick a ot a sidde teslas-stache uncannedunicornmeat: liesbasedonlust I want this at my wedding. This sounds threatening. Two families enter. o One family leaves. The Wedding Games

Today two families will become one. Please pick a ot a sidde teslas-stache uncannedunicornmeat: liesbasedonlust I want this at my wedding. This sounds threatening. Two families enter. o One family leaves. The Wedding Games

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hannibalthecanibal kim-iong-healthy Of course Lincoln got shot he was 6'4 and wearing a top hat in a theater if I was sitting behind him l'd shoot him too Too soon it happened like 28 years ago thats plenty of time you're off by a few years there 33,505 notes け

hannibalthecanibal kim-iong-healthy Of course Lincoln got shot he was 6'4 and wearing a top hat in a theater if I was sitting behind him l'd shoot him too Too soon it happened like 28 years ago thats plenty of time you're off by a few years there 33,505 notes け

dannycarter thefaceotbro agged1 discopeanut bansand nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did What? I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dannycarter thefaceotbro agged1 discopeanut bansand nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did What? I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND IM LAUGHING SO HARD

thewafflemonster automatonic-bitch twitter.com/tanpopo729/status/358108372408610816/photo/1 internetzahhakeriszahbacker: Seals are so f------ stupid and useless I want twelve hundred of them 50,195 notes

thewafflemonster automatonic-bitch twitter.com/tanpopo729/status/358108372408610816/photo/1 internetzahhakeriszahbacker: Seals are so f------ stupid and useless I want twelve hundred of them 50,195 notes

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thefaultinhumanityyour-shadow Source: aids-trees 07/30/2010 copesetC datdonk space-cOpS aids-trees asperatus cloud more like the god damn apocalypse Its the turn the f--- around cloud

thefaultinhumanityyour-shadow Source: aids-trees 07/30/2010 copesetC datdonk space-cOpS aids-trees asperatus cloud more like the god damn apocalypse Its the turn the f--- around cloud

aptainamerica-in-middle-earth ninfia: why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest. PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS 87,913 notes は-v

aptainamerica-in-middle-earth ninfia: why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest. PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS PHYSICS 87,913 notes は-v

he smart Oris he He s veirYS 2i He s coethe smortest peskiipiksi And in that moment everyone realized that Forrest knew. He knew he was "special" and not like everyone else despite going to regular school and college. He knew that he wasn't like everyone else mentally and his biggest fear was that his son would have to face life like that too. The bullies, the name calling, the confusion, everything. This broke my heart because all he wanted was a better life for his son in every way. someone poured water on my face I'm not crying 330,733 notes

he smart Oris he He s veirYS 2i He s coethe smortest peskiipiksi And in that moment everyone realized that Forrest knew. He knew he was "special" and not like everyone else despite going to regular school and college. He knew that he wasn't like everyone else mentally and his biggest fear was that his son would have to face life like that too. The bullies, the name calling, the confusion, everything. This broke my heart because all he wanted was a better life for his son in every way. someone poured water on my face I'm not crying 330,733 notes

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IrieMangaStudios about 5 hours ago # @Reply Report The problem with tumblr TUMBLR: we want people of every gender orientation and sexuality to be accepted! TUMBLR: unless you're cisgendered and heterosexual TUMBLR: never objective a woman's body! TUMBLR: but hey look at this great photoset of Jensen Ackles's ass TUMBLR: all ships are good ships! TUMBLR: unless your OTPs are anything but Johnlock and Destiel TUMBLR: agnostic? cool. atheist? cool. Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist? cool TUMBLR: christian? you must be a homophobic, pro-r--- a------ in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church TUMBLR: freedom of expression! it's your body, do what you want! TUMBLR: but if you decide to wear your hair a certain way and act like yourself, we will hate you relentlessly and say you ruin every post TUMBLR: accept everyone TUMBLR: and by that we mean if you're in a major fandom and deviate from social norms TUMBLR: never send hate! TUMBLR: oh my god you don't know who Castiel is why do you even bother going on tumblr? get out. TUMBLR: mental illness and suicide aren't a joke! TUMBLR: oh my god this show is so sad where's the nearest bridge i can jump off of? TUMBLR: this is a safe place TUMBLR: but only if you meet certain requirements I am beginning to unmderstand how this site works now. Just going to focus on drawing and just post my work rather than get involved with this DWM thing any further

IrieMangaStudios about 5 hours ago # @Reply Report The problem with tumblr TUMBLR: we want people of every gender orientation and sexuality to be accepted! TUMBLR: unless you're cisgendered and heterosexual TUMBLR: never objective a woman's body! TUMBLR: but hey look at this great photoset of Jensen Ackles's ass TUMBLR: all ships are good ships! TUMBLR: unless your OTPs are anything but Johnlock and Destiel TUMBLR: agnostic? cool. atheist? cool. Jew, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist? cool TUMBLR: christian? you must be a homophobic, pro-r--- a------ in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church TUMBLR: freedom of expression! it's your body, do what you want! TUMBLR: but if you decide to wear your hair a certain way and act like yourself, we will hate you relentlessly and say you ruin every post TUMBLR: accept everyone TUMBLR: and by that we mean if you're in a major fandom and deviate from social norms TUMBLR: never send hate! TUMBLR: oh my god you don't know who Castiel is why do you even bother going on tumblr? get out. TUMBLR: mental illness and suicide aren't a joke! TUMBLR: oh my god this show is so sad where's the nearest bridge i can jump off of? TUMBLR: this is a safe place TUMBLR: but only if you meet certain requirements I am beginning to unmderstand how this site works now. Just going to focus on drawing and just post my work rather than get involved with this DWM thing any further