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COWBOY BOOT SIDEBURNS he looks like he is trying not to cry "Don't look ma. don't look at your little bo" a broken man

COWBOY BOOT SIDEBURNS he looks like he is trying not to cry "Don't look ma. don't look at your little bo" a broken man

one time i was at the mall with my family and we walked past abercrombie and fitch and my dad was like ‘hold on a second, and he ran over to the model and my dad lifted up his shirt and they took a picture

one time i was at the mall with my family and we walked past abercrombie and fitch and my dad was like ‘hold on a second, and he ran over to the model and my dad lifted up his shirt and they took a picture

rainbowbarnacle: xploren My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from KEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that f----- up chair again. .. how???

rainbowbarnacle: xploren My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from KEA. Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this. Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that f----- up chair again. .. how???

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I am seriously perplexed by my pENIS. So many questions come to mind OH MY GOD W--. MY PENIS IS REAL OH YM GOOD GOD. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. IT LOOKS LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED M----- why are people angry at my penis, i don't see anything wrong with my pENIS?? My PENIS concept is cool but the shape is seriously throwing me off I really don't like it WHY IS EVERYONE UPSET ABOUT MY PENIS PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE F--- UP ABOUT MY PENIS why would you even buy my penis my penis is literally pointless there's literally no way my penis isnt some kind of elaborate joke mutaharu: I CHANGED "THE 2DS" TO "MY PENIS" IN PONIFY AND I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE SEVEN YEARS IM LITERALLY FIVE YEARS OLD

I am seriously perplexed by my pENIS. So many questions come to mind OH MY GOD W--. MY PENIS IS REAL OH YM GOOD GOD. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. IT LOOKS LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED M----- why are people angry at my penis, i don't see anything wrong with my pENIS?? My PENIS concept is cool but the shape is seriously throwing me off I really don't like it WHY IS EVERYONE UPSET ABOUT MY PENIS PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT THE F--- UP ABOUT MY PENIS why would you even buy my penis my penis is literally pointless there's literally no way my penis isnt some kind of elaborate joke mutaharu: I CHANGED "THE 2DS" TO "MY PENIS" IN PONIFY AND I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE SEVEN YEARS IM LITERALLY FIVE YEARS OLD

I hate it when my dog "does a poo"

If your DOG does a POO Please put it in a litter bin. thatsnotwatyourmomsaid im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

If your DOG does a POO Please put it in a litter bin. thatsnotwatyourmomsaid im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful English Spanish French German-detected lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern × 4)饗 English Spanish Arabic let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness

in germany we don't say "let me hug you" we say "lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern" which translates to "i never want to let you go" and i think thats beautiful English Spanish French German-detected lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern × 4)饗 English Spanish Arabic let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of the darkness

cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what's your sign?" and he said "DiCapricorn" and I laughed so hard I woke up

cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what's your sign?" and he said "DiCapricorn" and I laughed so hard I woke up

Since when was this more beautiful than this Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful. all burgers are beautiful Source: thatssodaisy

Since when was this more beautiful than this Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful. all burgers are beautiful Source: thatssodaisy

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ennapriz bano-the-doldrum: what if you put an entire tube of toothpaste on your toothbrush to brush your teeth THIS WAS AS MUCH AS I COULD FIT ON THE BRUSH WITHOUT IT ALL COLLAPSING. IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A LOT, BUT MY ENTIRE MOUTH WAS FULL, IT WAS SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH. I THINK I'M GOING TO GO THROW UP NOW, BUT HEY, AT LEAST MY VOMIT'S GONNA BE MINTY FRESH AQUAFRESH EXTREME CLEAN tumblr contributing to science

ennapriz bano-the-doldrum: what if you put an entire tube of toothpaste on your toothbrush to brush your teeth THIS WAS AS MUCH AS I COULD FIT ON THE BRUSH WITHOUT IT ALL COLLAPSING. IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A LOT, BUT MY ENTIRE MOUTH WAS FULL, IT WAS SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH. I THINK I'M GOING TO GO THROW UP NOW, BUT HEY, AT LEAST MY VOMIT'S GONNA BE MINTY FRESH AQUAFRESH EXTREME CLEAN tumblr contributing to science

dirkstridersbraces: inspecting the booty

dirkstridersbraces: inspecting the booty

reason to not become an adult . you can't use the ‘my mum said i can't go' excuse to blow someone off my mom has invited me over for dinner my mom needs help with furniture my mom just got a new phone and needs my help my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out saved for future reference

reason to not become an adult . you can't use the ‘my mum said i can't go' excuse to blow someone off my mom has invited me over for dinner my mom needs help with furniture my mom just got a new phone and needs my help my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out saved for future reference

thetimeyou-ranwastooinsane germuhny read and red are homonyms but read and red aren't and read and reed are but read and reed aren't woah dude STOP THAT RIGHT NOW sorry if english isn't your first language. 989 notes は V lfgangamadeusbrotzart rouss...。 Source: seaer

thetimeyou-ranwastooinsane germuhny read and red are homonyms but read and red aren't and read and reed are but read and reed aren't woah dude STOP THAT RIGHT NOW sorry if english isn't your first language. 989 notes は V lfgangamadeusbrotzart rouss...。 Source: seaer

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teejaypinetree dearloserchris teejaypinetree She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood, the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster. You have earned my respect.

teejaypinetree dearloserchris teejaypinetree She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood, the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster. You have earned my respect.

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PLANETS SPACE URANUS Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m Some author out there has been waiting their whole life to write that headline

PLANETS SPACE URANUS Uranus takes a pounding more frequently than thought s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m Some author out there has been waiting their whole life to write that headline

artichokehold: LAMBorghinis dont come sheep

artichokehold: LAMBorghinis dont come sheep

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift insanepocky introducing the nintendo 5ds, a motorcycle that you games on can play 3ds ㄅ L.

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift insanepocky introducing the nintendo 5ds, a motorcycle that you games on can play 3ds ㄅ L.

imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to someone you love, discussing big and small things or just breathing next to each other while the cars and the city lights dimly light up the mountains and remind you that the world never ever goes to sleep. every night. i'd fucnng love that. imagine spending a night with just your closest friends or even alone and just enjoying it this looks absolutely amazing imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find some guy with suction cups on his hands and feet attached to your window and making faces at you while you sleep

imagine getting to spend the night in this bed next to someone you love, discussing big and small things or just breathing next to each other while the cars and the city lights dimly light up the mountains and remind you that the world never ever goes to sleep. every night. i'd fucnng love that. imagine spending a night with just your closest friends or even alone and just enjoying it this looks absolutely amazing imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find some guy with suction cups on his hands and feet attached to your window and making faces at you while you sleep

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can't people do that in book stores? Like if I'm looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor I'm going to reblog this until it's a cultural norm.

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can't people do that in book stores? Like if I'm looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor I'm going to reblog this until it's a cultural norm.

old-s-o-u-l - askingthean swers 13,264 chickensandwich: maluhka: theyellowbrickroad: bees dont even have knees so if someone says youre the bees knees it means that youre nothing and not real In fact, they do.. Bees have segmented legs, consisting of parts called a coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia and a tarsus. The joints between which are considered to be 'knees'. u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle Source: theyellowbrickroad

old-s-o-u-l - askingthean swers 13,264 chickensandwich: maluhka: theyellowbrickroad: bees dont even have knees so if someone says youre the bees knees it means that youre nothing and not real In fact, they do.. Bees have segmented legs, consisting of parts called a coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia and a tarsus. The joints between which are considered to be 'knees'. u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle Source: theyellowbrickroad

unfierce foreverakendrick+ 83,298 convolutedscience: assiest: double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he's a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she's a lesbian That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.

unfierce foreverakendrick+ 83,298 convolutedscience: assiest: double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he's a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she's a lesbian That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.

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