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,,-. Sprint 10:11 PM @イ0 72% E囫 Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win win situation It's like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits 219,171 notes

,,-. Sprint 10:11 PM @イ0 72% E囫 Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win win situation It's like being dead without the commitment. an open relationship with death death with benefits 219,171 notes

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME' and I just went 'Sorry' and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME' and I just went 'Sorry' and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

physics satan choking sorry teacher

Plot Twist he na It's 2058. Dreamworks Animations has released many sequels of old movies, new movies, and have planned many more, but nearly all of them have been box office failures. The studio realizes they're going bankrupt and decide to make one last movie. The story of the fishing boy on the crescent moon. DREAMWORKS ANIMATION SKG this is the movie that will break everyone....

Plot Twist he na It's 2058. Dreamworks Animations has released many sequels of old movies, new movies, and have planned many more, but nearly all of them have been box office failures. The studio realizes they're going bankrupt and decide to make one last movie. The story of the fishing boy on the crescent moon. DREAMWORKS ANIMATION SKG this is the movie that will break everyone....

dreamworks animation fishing crescent moon movie

rollinginthepeep pachurz san HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths. THAT COMMENT H--------

rollinginthepeep pachurz san HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths. THAT COMMENT H--------

donate-to-the-dik-diks 13,595 tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a s--- in my grandma's cat's litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. this story was wild from start to finish Source: trapsical

donate-to-the-dik-diks 13,595 tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a s--- in my grandma's cat's litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her. this story was wild from start to finish Source: trapsical

unclefather: unclefather at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can't do that.

unclefather: unclefather at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can't do that.

Source didyouknowblo did you know? Hogwarts does not accept foreigners but serves only Britain and Ireland did-you-kno.tumblr.com malkiewicz this is a fictional place hey look I found the muggie 1,241 notes

Source didyouknowblo did you know? Hogwarts does not accept foreigners but serves only Britain and Ireland did-you-kno.tumblr.com malkiewicz this is a fictional place hey look I found the muggie 1,241 notes

feliciadayismypatronus: My cousin left her baby carrier thing at our house so my dad's friend tried it on and tHEN PUT MY DOG IN IT AND HE JUST LOOKS SO CONTENT

feliciadayismypatronus: My cousin left her baby carrier thing at our house so my dad's friend tried it on and tHEN PUT MY DOG IN IT AND HE JUST LOOKS SO CONTENT

Shadow in a Bikini

blueexorcist fagsindubai white girls are so creative how do you even know she's white it's a f------ shadow because only a white person would do this

blueexorcist fagsindubai white girls are so creative how do you even know she's white it's a f------ shadow because only a white person would do this

shadow shade shorts bikini white people white girls white creativity

pantryraids dlubes pantryraids is spelt spelled spelt or spelled spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn't america but in america spelt isn't spelled spelt it's spelled spelled thank you so much 116,900 notes *け

pantryraids dlubes pantryraids is spelt spelled spelt or spelled spelt is spelled spelt in any nation that isn't america but in america spelt isn't spelled spelt it's spelled spelled thank you so much 116,900 notes *け

just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

applethefruit Crrocs how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

applethefruit Crrocs how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

the-d----lord-levi So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn't know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said "Look, the compressed horse. And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.

the-d----lord-levi So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn't know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said "Look, the compressed horse. And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.

Not the French!

Warnings Graphic sex, swearing. French kardigone Oh god, not French. ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH whispers" bonjour

Warnings Graphic sex, swearing. French kardigone Oh god, not French. ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH whispers" bonjour

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norma-bara the dark brotherhood just lettin loose

norma-bara the dark brotherhood just lettin loose

me taking a picture of my pancakes then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn't paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes why is this so goddamn funny

me taking a picture of my pancakes then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn't paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes why is this so goddamn funny

tumblr pancakes stairs picture so goddamn funny me taking a picture

egberts: astrolopy: egberts do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on no, because mosquitos don't have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

egberts: astrolopy: egberts do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on no, because mosquitos don't have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

koncreates howisthisplausible Source yusufdaistanboo saldys pyroaj fbythisyoumeanthat At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard. OH MY GOD fellowship of the creed 110,633 notes

koncreates howisthisplausible Source yusufdaistanboo saldys pyroaj fbythisyoumeanthat At least SOMEBODY is taking the hobbits to Isengard. OH MY GOD fellowship of the creed 110,633 notes

the-manila-institute theghostprince brewskee: pistoldreamz o-mdat If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study. best logic i've ever heard did f------ Spock come up with this s---? 190,915 notes

the-manila-institute theghostprince brewskee: pistoldreamz o-mdat If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study. best logic i've ever heard did f------ Spock come up with this s---? 190,915 notes

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hetastuckforthewin creme-bruleit 。 Source: spoken-not-wr being a guy i've always wondered about how girls do that snalil thing with their hair and a towel lgoogled it and found out and I've been looking like this for about 2 hours i'm so happy I need a girltriend

hetastuckforthewin creme-bruleit 。 Source: spoken-not-wr being a guy i've always wondered about how girls do that snalil thing with their hair and a towel lgoogled it and found out and I've been looking like this for about 2 hours i'm so happy I need a girltriend

tumblr how girls do that towel thing