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subjectl3fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone's tires, don't slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket

subjectl3fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone's tires, don't slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket

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shrimpkid assbuttsincamelot uzzz FeeD be free, Leo. be free 152,983 notes

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rlnamedblink ollymothe illiarnshakespear trending boy names in ten years o Robert o Benedict o Misha o Jensen o Jared o Eren Jaeger o Makoto Tachibana Dean Castiel Hamish . Nine Ten Eleven o Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez 77,612 notes

rlnamedblink ollymothe illiarnshakespear trending boy names in ten years o Robert o Benedict o Misha o Jensen o Jared o Eren Jaeger o Makoto Tachibana Dean Castiel Hamish . Nine Ten Eleven o Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez 77,612 notes

trillow: fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug. pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die (side note: you will be arrested for this)

trillow: fun prank: buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange so it looks like a plastic toy gun. pick a fight with a thug. pull out the gun. he will laugh. shoot him. he will die (side note: you will be arrested for this)

iidelirium: doglets: If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like "when I was your age" and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago you have made many people wish they had a twin now. congratulations

iidelirium: doglets: If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like "when I was your age" and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago you have made many people wish they had a twin now. congratulations

teenageikealamp growlithes just admiring the scenery outside You f----- didn't

teenageikealamp growlithes just admiring the scenery outside You f----- didn't

If I'm a sarcastic a------ when I talk to you its either because l really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don't care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one

If I'm a sarcastic a------ when I talk to you its either because l really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don't care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one

latenightalaska: WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

latenightalaska: WHO KEEPS PUTTING LIZARDS IN POLLY POCKET CLOTHES IM CRYIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG

anugenthopkins: so i was volunteering as a face painter and instead of getting a butterfly or a flower this little girl wanted to be satan

anugenthopkins: so i was volunteering as a face painter and instead of getting a butterfly or a flower this little girl wanted to be satan

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NIcKELODEON 10 If the insideof the evelidis pink whvdowe see.blackwhen' weclose oureves? supamuthafuckinvillain This n---- was a straight stoner

NIcKELODEON 10 If the insideof the evelidis pink whvdowe see.blackwhen' weclose oureves? supamuthafuckinvillain This n---- was a straight stoner

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Are you an octopus? Hmmm. 1,2 3,4 No. 0a Wait. Wait wait wait.I could be an ctopus who had 3 legs chopped off Okav. if I were an octopus with 4 legs chopped off, how would we be able to tell?旧jumped against the wall, I would stick. I am not an octopus #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

Are you an octopus? Hmmm. 1,2 3,4 No. 0a Wait. Wait wait wait.I could be an ctopus who had 3 legs chopped off Okav. if I were an octopus with 4 legs chopped off, how would we be able to tell?旧jumped against the wall, I would stick. I am not an octopus #this man writes pulitzer prize winning books people

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New Zealand has been rated #1 worldwide in human freedom By NICOLE PERLROTH and QUENTIN HARDY Published: January 8, 2013 무 101 Comments WHAT'S THAT AMERICA? ICANT HEARYOU OVERMY FREEDOM dlubes udau snakegrin This is legit. X And X New Zealand finally gets the spotlight Apparently USA is only #7 even canada's higher than you america I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

New Zealand has been rated #1 worldwide in human freedom By NICOLE PERLROTH and QUENTIN HARDY Published: January 8, 2013 무 101 Comments WHAT'S THAT AMERICA? ICANT HEARYOU OVERMY FREEDOM dlubes udau snakegrin This is legit. X And X New Zealand finally gets the spotlight Apparently USA is only #7 even canada's higher than you america I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.

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"On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you" omg bless you all i hope you're all okay I'm so sorry omg no 35

"On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you" omg bless you all i hope you're all okay I'm so sorry omg no 35

dchildhood ruinedchildhood Remember the time Crazy Steve measured his wiener? 2 HOURS AGO VIA ZACKISONTUMBLR 10,193 NOTES

dchildhood ruinedchildhood Remember the time Crazy Steve measured his wiener? 2 HOURS AGO VIA ZACKISONTUMBLR 10,193 NOTES

godheadcomplex if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a f------ liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

godheadcomplex if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a f------ liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

fyoucarryonthisway this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literalily my biggest concern in life i am a raisin Source: Iyoucarryonthiswa -dranon.licious a-spider 85,880 fyoucarryonthisway tardismyoldgir reddiemercury amporasses: I PICKED UP A COOKIE THINKING IT WAS RAISIN WHE IT WAS ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE CHIP IM SO UPSET YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER ACTUALLY BE UPSET BY THIS WHERE'S THE GIRL WHO SAID SHESA RAISIN IN A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS SHE NEEDS TO READ THIS hello im here do i hear wedding bels

fyoucarryonthisway this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literalily my biggest concern in life i am a raisin Source: Iyoucarryonthiswa -dranon.licious a-spider 85,880 fyoucarryonthisway tardismyoldgir reddiemercury amporasses: I PICKED UP A COOKIE THINKING IT WAS RAISIN WHE IT WAS ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE CHIP IM SO UPSET YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER ACTUALLY BE UPSET BY THIS WHERE'S THE GIRL WHO SAID SHESA RAISIN IN A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS SHE NEEDS TO READ THIS hello im here do i hear wedding bels

Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American's are too dumb to understand the word philosopher: superpoisoniw ehehehelokid spudsexuall Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry Potter and Death it all makes sense now I'm crying.

Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American's are too dumb to understand the word philosopher: superpoisoniw ehehehelokid spudsexuall Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man Harry Potter and The Hot Cup Harry Potter and The Bird Club Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood Harry Potter and Death it all makes sense now I'm crying.

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thedoctorloves221b "Lord of the flies" How did you even

thedoctorloves221b "Lord of the flies" How did you even

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awktoberr apocalyptic-pony: This is cute because it's probably the first time she's seen/had her hair completely dry and it's all soft and full of volume (o: aw How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life shhh. mermaid physics.

awktoberr apocalyptic-pony: This is cute because it's probably the first time she's seen/had her hair completely dry and it's all soft and full of volume (o: aw How the hell is her hair soft after living in salt water for all her life shhh. mermaid physics.

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. Verizon 5:23 PM 91% isterpornographic; joeydftba meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment whoa what and with one single post, you've given every straight male and homosexual female a boner I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho. That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually Lol

. Verizon 5:23 PM 91% isterpornographic; joeydftba meido: washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment whoa what and with one single post, you've given every straight male and homosexual female a boner I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho. That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually Lol

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