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moriartylaughingalonewithcrown squigglydigg 16,179 yannevold pharaohink ruenis Someone should photoshop Nicholas Cage's face onto Turbo or King Candy First we'll steal Sugar Rush, and then. , the Declaration of Independence" ITERALLY SPIT OUT MY COFFEE I HATE YOU Source: ruens #nic cage

moriartylaughingalonewithcrown squigglydigg 16,179 yannevold pharaohink ruenis Someone should photoshop Nicholas Cage's face onto Turbo or King Candy First we'll steal Sugar Rush, and then. , the Declaration of Independence" ITERALLY SPIT OUT MY COFFEE I HATE YOU Source: ruens #nic cage

Nailed it

Nailed it

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breatheswestrepest THOUGHT THAT SMOOTHIE WAS A GIANT FINGER OMFGOG

breatheswestrepest THOUGHT THAT SMOOTHIE WAS A GIANT FINGER OMFGOG

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reshiham: I give your performance a 10... on the pH scale because that s--- was basic as hell 16,096 notes ˇ

reshiham: I give your performance a 10... on the pH scale because that s--- was basic as hell 16,096 notes ˇ

twerksfortots osamah: why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don't he's been snoopin around

twerksfortots osamah: why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don't he's been snoopin around

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What would you do if it stopped? tiny-yeast-farts id be f----- dead what the hell do you expect me to do a f----- backflip

What would you do if it stopped? tiny-yeast-farts id be f----- dead what the hell do you expect me to do a f----- backflip

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queenofferrets uzanotherblog new bra from victoria secret!:) A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other's eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man's eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke "Lettuce f---. Never give up Baby

queenofferrets uzanotherblog new bra from victoria secret!:) A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other's eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man's eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke "Lettuce f---. Never give up Baby

Source ticklishbutts ticklishbutts theladyofoie: tickishbutts the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis H--------, that's spot on I don't post faulty penis analogies so of course it is 78,351 notes

Source ticklishbutts ticklishbutts theladyofoie: tickishbutts the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis H--------, that's spot on I don't post faulty penis analogies so of course it is 78,351 notes

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angelfromgallifrey My little brother saw two men holding hands in town and he was like "are they...boyfriends" and i told him they were gay so they love boys instead of girls and later on he said "i think being gay is good because when you marry a girl and you live with her she puts pink things in the house like our mum does but if you're gay you can have cool boy stuff like racing cars and spiderman" 9,797 notes

angelfromgallifrey My little brother saw two men holding hands in town and he was like "are they...boyfriends" and i told him they were gay so they love boys instead of girls and later on he said "i think being gay is good because when you marry a girl and you live with her she puts pink things in the house like our mum does but if you're gay you can have cool boy stuff like racing cars and spiderman" 9,797 notes

여 sfwflot inexcusablybored sannanomad do you ever have those moments where even if you're not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because f--- you that's my person get your own

여 sfwflot inexcusablybored sannanomad do you ever have those moments where even if you're not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because f--- you that's my person get your own

On, please speak up RapUnzel how I hate the You know Aren t I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART

On, please speak up RapUnzel how I hate the You know Aren t I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST PART

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if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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galehawthorne how do you get a boyfriend when you don't leave your room have you seen Tangled

galehawthorne how do you get a boyfriend when you don't leave your room have you seen Tangled

056 Mankey Pis H----- Pokémon FDEHT HT UT 108" 61.7 lbs. It lives in treetop colonies. If one becomes enraged, the whole colony rampages for no reason. incn formerking stormofthunder tumblr the truth has been revealed we are all mankey im crying

056 Mankey Pis H----- Pokémon FDEHT HT UT 108" 61.7 lbs. It lives in treetop colonies. If one becomes enraged, the whole colony rampages for no reason. incn formerking stormofthunder tumblr the truth has been revealed we are all mankey im crying

mankey pokemon truth

sqwhoretle amoving nasturbate marshtomping (white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom are you saying only females of the hite race urinate yes i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902 How old r u 17 whispers* how long have you been 17 I know what you are Say it.Say it out loud WILDCATS

sqwhoretle amoving nasturbate marshtomping (white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom are you saying only females of the hite race urinate yes i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902 How old r u 17 whispers* how long have you been 17 I know what you are Say it.Say it out loud WILDCATS

white girl bathroom urine thread wildcats

dailybunny You Think You're Going to Play a Game Without Me? Think Again Humans

dailybunny You Think You're Going to Play a Game Without Me? Think Again Humans

Dreams dneaves bloody-nips is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

Dreams dneaves bloody-nips is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

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Enter your birth date: ▼ | | 2012- > How advanoed a baby you are! 狣 i don't need your f------ sass today

Enter your birth date: ▼ | | 2012- > How advanoed a baby you are! 狣 i don't need your f------ sass today

heismvfirstolive is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i'm more concemed about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard 143,535 notes

heismvfirstolive is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i'm more concemed about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard 143,535 notes

beard riding kidnapping painting weird

livinglifemyway luv whale p0n 169,274 zeldea why cant americans just use celsius it's so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM 70 Cloudy WITH A CHANCE OF EAGLES

livinglifemyway luv whale p0n 169,274 zeldea why cant americans just use celsius it's so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM 70 Cloudy WITH A CHANCE OF EAGLES