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all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself teeth thank u for your addition

all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself teeth thank u for your addition

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scourgetwisters-teerezii。 Source: getoffmybloghoe trillpopping what if inside ur n------ is a whole other universe how stoned are u right now Like 6 4,494 notes

scourgetwisters-teerezii。 Source: getoffmybloghoe trillpopping what if inside ur n------ is a whole other universe how stoned are u right now Like 6 4,494 notes

severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf That's a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keepingit 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say this is literally my favorite post on tumbir

severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf That's a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keepingit 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say this is literally my favorite post on tumbir

foot fetish pun 25796323689432 feet maybe more imagine

口 olitude.withinihe silence a 2012-11-16 22.39 Get out! Get out of FX tomatomouthkisserlattestorm 012-11-16 22 39 M TRYING BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCKIN YOUR CORNEAS

口 olitude.withinihe silence a 2012-11-16 22.39 Get out! Get out of FX tomatomouthkisserlattestorm 012-11-16 22 39 M TRYING BUT MY CLEATS ARE STUCKIN YOUR CORNEAS

meenah-and-the-diamonds = mee...。 Source: quiescent-anh filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satarn 56,447 notes

meenah-and-the-diamonds = mee...。 Source: quiescent-anh filibutt: oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satarn 56,447 notes

amestheasian aquamarinespinnerlover It's 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am. That's cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

amestheasian aquamarinespinnerlover It's 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am. That's cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

doubledamnt roninomicon: look at my face you think this is a f------ game

doubledamnt roninomicon: look at my face you think this is a f------ game

eleanorjanestyle: localnativity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool nothing i've ever heard was as positive as this post

eleanorjanestyle: localnativity: i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don't get the part it means that you're not ugly enough for it which is also cool nothing i've ever heard was as positive as this post

How Awesome is Our God?!! He even cares about the littlest things in our lives.. I needed 2/3 cup of milk to make my recipe tonight... And this was all the milk in the carton... Exactly 2/3 cup... EXACTLY! I mean, EXACTLY!! Wow! God Is GOOD! 41 cup 23 D 1/3 eltiarechico this actually makes sense people go why does God let bad things happen? its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe. you gotta pick your battles 56,818 notes けー参

How Awesome is Our God?!! He even cares about the littlest things in our lives.. I needed 2/3 cup of milk to make my recipe tonight... And this was all the milk in the carton... Exactly 2/3 cup... EXACTLY! I mean, EXACTLY!! Wow! God Is GOOD! 41 cup 23 D 1/3 eltiarechico this actually makes sense people go why does God let bad things happen? its because while some poor bastards are being herded into a mass grave somewhere God is busy making sure Kathy in Dunghole, Wisconsin has exactly the right amount of milk for her recipe. you gotta pick your battles 56,818 notes けー参

.111-nTelos 6:13 PM @ 50%困 cantstop-love: scvlptures: depression is when you don't really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what Having both is staying in bed because you don't want to go to school and then panicking because you don't want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don't lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don't want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with. 205,987 notesピー

.111-nTelos 6:13 PM @ 50%困 cantstop-love: scvlptures: depression is when you don't really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what Having both is staying in bed because you don't want to go to school and then panicking because you don't want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don't lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don't want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with. 205,987 notesピー

llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said "dildo" just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7tih graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.

llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said "dildo" just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7tih graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.

ineedscissors61: remstigma hauntedblogger you could answer almost anything with "not since the accident" Actually, you can't. Not since the accident. 70,651 notes

ineedscissors61: remstigma hauntedblogger you could answer almost anything with "not since the accident" Actually, you can't. Not since the accident. 70,651 notes

geekscoutcookies thechelby cutewizard My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends is that what he told you

geekscoutcookies thechelby cutewizard My bf used all our condoms to have a water balloon fight with his friends is that what he told you

gear-head-aniki : : dokithenaga。 Source: kingshinn91 10テレビ置知 gundamcockpit-mk2: kingshinn91 Iswear this guy is so familiar to me. Oh wait, that box he's holding AND THE FANDOM EXPLODES!

gear-head-aniki : : dokithenaga。 Source: kingshinn91 10テレビ置知 gundamcockpit-mk2: kingshinn91 Iswear this guy is so familiar to me. Oh wait, that box he's holding AND THE FANDOM EXPLODES!

shingeki-no-destiny shonnyterra Source: jaejoongyunho What if I get so fat you can't carry me? Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together TRUE LOVE THIS IS ADORABLE I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS FOR TWENTY LOOOONG YEARSS 96,226 notes

shingeki-no-destiny shonnyterra Source: jaejoongyunho What if I get so fat you can't carry me? Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together TRUE LOVE THIS IS ADORABLE I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS FOR TWENTY LOOOONG YEARSS 96,226 notes

You gain immortality and the best laoks on Earth You acquired great riches and vast amounts of power but chartini Wow, I don't know how I could live with such a terrible drawback

You gain immortality and the best laoks on Earth You acquired great riches and vast amounts of power but chartini Wow, I don't know how I could live with such a terrible drawback

BUTLAVOR whiteboyfriend it even has a crack

BUTLAVOR whiteboyfriend it even has a crack

Taking irreverence to the next level

iPod 5:54 PM the-adequate-gatsby stultifyandstupefy: derpes And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek." To which they responded, Gay." 03 And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin bootylicious. see you all in hell

iPod 5:54 PM the-adequate-gatsby stultifyandstupefy: derpes And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek." To which they responded, Gay." 03 And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin bootylicious. see you all in hell

peevesthepoltergeist so in physics we're doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we f------ hate this s--- and as soon as she draws it up on the board, one boy in the front of the class just screams "NO I'M DONE NO and gets up and lays down on the heater. you think i'm kidding but i'm noT

peevesthepoltergeist so in physics we're doing electricity and my teacher diagrammed a circuit with two batteries in it and like my class is at the point where we f------ hate this s--- and as soon as she draws it up on the board, one boy in the front of the class just screams "NO I'M DONE NO and gets up and lays down on the heater. you think i'm kidding but i'm noT

I didn't know I wanted this until now, ciahes se oatoaMESSY TWISTER So down for this how cute would this be to do with your crush or some s--- just be like oops i fell on you with my halr naked body covered in paint THIS IS F------ BRILLANT anyone want to play with me? i totally would. My bucket list as well no, instead have them ali different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color, play this with your friends, then after your done, dont wash it off just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies For an added touch, put on a band aid and say"opps, missed one." and walk away why not just use fake blood NOWOFFICIALLY ON MY BUCKET LIST Or real blood well it started out as a cute idea

I didn't know I wanted this until now, ciahes se oatoaMESSY TWISTER So down for this how cute would this be to do with your crush or some s--- just be like oops i fell on you with my halr naked body covered in paint THIS IS F------ BRILLANT anyone want to play with me? i totally would. My bucket list as well no, instead have them ali different shades of red or just put small enough spots to where you can still see the other color, play this with your friends, then after your done, dont wash it off just walk around, go shopping, or whatever. if any one asks, you have just fought in a great war and vanquished many enemies For an added touch, put on a band aid and say"opps, missed one." and walk away why not just use fake blood NOWOFFICIALLY ON MY BUCKET LIST Or real blood well it started out as a cute idea

twister paint messy blood that escalated quickly