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madeupmonkeyshit: me after fingering yo girl

madeupmonkeyshit: me after fingering yo girl

reichenbowties: therangerofthenorth: supernalchik wishiwasfictional: boondirk-saints: neptunes-salty-butthole: sinatrasorbet: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: IF YOU PUT "VIOLENTLY" IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER VIOLENTLY FARTS VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN VIOLENTLY TWERKS VIOLENTLY BREATHES VIOLENTLY STUDIES VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT

reichenbowties: therangerofthenorth: supernalchik wishiwasfictional: boondirk-saints: neptunes-salty-butthole: sinatrasorbet: andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: IF YOU PUT "VIOLENTLY" IN FRONT OF ANYTHING TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTION IT BECOMES 4000x FUNNIER VIOLENTLY FARTS VIOLENTLY ORGANIZES HER PORTFOLIO VIOLENTLY BABYSITS CHILDREN VIOLENTLY TWERKS VIOLENTLY BREATHES VIOLENTLY STUDIES VIOLENTLY MURDERS SEVEN CHILDREN VIOLENTLY WORRIES ABOUT THE PREVIOUS COMMENT

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morphingly are you the SAT because i'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That's the most reasonable pick up line l've ever heard. You're hired. 268,590 notes *け

morphingly are you the SAT because i'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That's the most reasonable pick up line l've ever heard. You're hired. 268,590 notes *け

sher-lover bones-and-bricks daftpostpunk did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit he used praypal God dammit

sher-lover bones-and-bricks daftpostpunk did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit he used praypal God dammit

onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in that room you walk into the room and go: "dad please let's go home i am hungry" and they all turn around collectively and chant: "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD"

onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in that room you walk into the room and go: "dad please let's go home i am hungry" and they all turn around collectively and chant: "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD"

lowwbloods nepetas-ass Source: givemeintemet to co the chubby-nerd: funfrom4chan: If you get it, you are awesome. ah yes to infinity and slightly to the right 17,449 notes

lowwbloods nepetas-ass Source: givemeintemet to co the chubby-nerd: funfrom4chan: If you get it, you are awesome. ah yes to infinity and slightly to the right 17,449 notes

to infinity and right

deerpong kwadi you can't type fart without ant 34,740 notes

deerpong kwadi you can't type fart without ant 34,740 notes

Repost?

flickr.com → geeknip: fish-d get in, no time to explain I just showed this to my dad and he said "time to split yet another person math problems warn us about

flickr.com → geeknip: fish-d get in, no time to explain I just showed this to my dad and he said "time to split yet another person math problems warn us about

there's no time to explain get in the car bananas time to split dad jokes math problems people that math problems warned us about

screw authentic im taking a selfie with my homie einstein

mesonoxianherald first assignment in our ourselves in this picture and make it look authentic screw authentic im taking a selfie with my homie einstein

mesonoxianherald first assignment in our ourselves in this picture and make it look authentic screw authentic im taking a selfie with my homie einstein

school albert einstein selfie

emotianal hey you kids wanna buy some drugs huh i guess thats what the fox says

emotianal hey you kids wanna buy some drugs huh i guess thats what the fox says

fox tumblr what does the fox say? drugs dealer

dewgong0 pinelich dewgong0 just chillin with the girlies :)) u should eat those theyre getting brown how dare you. "they" are my friends. i don't care what colour they are. brown, yellow, green.. who cares? i don't judge a book by its cover. they are the sweetest girls i know. they're tough skinned on the outside but they're all just big softies on the inside. and um, cannibalism is illegal. this is 2013.

dewgong0 pinelich dewgong0 just chillin with the girlies :)) u should eat those theyre getting brown how dare you. "they" are my friends. i don't care what colour they are. brown, yellow, green.. who cares? i don't judge a book by its cover. they are the sweetest girls i know. they're tough skinned on the outside but they're all just big softies on the inside. and um, cannibalism is illegal. this is 2013.

my-kala We are just trying to figure each other out. officially my all time favorite post This is real in a sense that most men are only into a woman's body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. 487,419 notes

my-kala We are just trying to figure each other out. officially my all time favorite post This is real in a sense that most men are only into a woman's body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind. 487,419 notes

crossed words points to link caricature body ming understanding feminism game

nickiminajvevo: shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence

nickiminajvevo: shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence

Worse than we thought

kuueater addictedtothesexyinte...+ Source: troyethehotboy18 turnblr tumblr. welcome-to-the-booty spoopydusters the changes are worse than i thought it did it on the R as well look at the u 87,044 notes

kuueater addictedtothesexyinte...+ Source: troyethehotboy18 turnblr tumblr. welcome-to-the-booty spoopydusters the changes are worse than i thought it did it on the R as well look at the u 87,044 notes

We all know that feel, bro.

AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM REBLOG-8 MONTHS AGO WITH 58,776 NOTES #GREATEST HITS

AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM REBLOG-8 MONTHS AGO WITH 58,776 NOTES #GREATEST HITS

12:06 AM sydneythesignificant: tehjeff: I don't like using my dad's bathroom because I'm not that into watching myself poop i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel

12:06 AM sydneythesignificant: tehjeff: I don't like using my dad's bathroom because I'm not that into watching myself poop i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel

pumpkins age like white people

pumpkins age like white people

courageous war cries) [terrified screaming]

courageous war cries) [terrified screaming]

The Tampocalypse

It's a Tampon. You shhove it up your vagina. Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALIL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say For the fighting spirit. A That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------... What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT'S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT Tampocalypse Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet

It's a Tampon. You shhove it up your vagina. Let's not beat around the bush here OR SHALIL WE?! Why the f--- is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean? I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some s---. And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding. And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe. And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say For the fighting spirit. A That commercial would win all of the Oscars. That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your f------ tampons b-------... What are you talking about? I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the f------ time Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial? What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I'd be game if it were called Tampocalypse reblogging for the priceless notes The Tampocalypse FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT Well periods aren't all Let me parade around in my m------------ white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box" IT'S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!! IT'S A WAR! IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F----- I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F--- OUT Tampocalypse Reblogging for the comments this is the best chain of comments ever. period can I be a shareholder? Source: moodgelet

normanis there are two kinds of blogs

normanis there are two kinds of blogs

there are two kinds of people art drawing princess ariel the little mermaid grumpy cat shitposting