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TODAY S GOING TÔ HAPPEN, ARE YOU? moonlandingwasfaked is this a threat duckcity definitely a threat

TODAY S GOING TÔ HAPPEN, ARE YOU? moonlandingwasfaked is this a threat duckcity definitely a threat

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Men

MEN IN 300 B.C MEN IN 2017 A.D brainstatic I love this s----- right-wing meme for two reasons. 1) They think the movie is named after the year it took place in. 2) Spartans had a ludicrous amount of gay sex. it was encouraged by the commanders as a way of building unity. Newlywed Spartan wives shaved their heads and wore men's clothing to make the transition to sex with women easier for their husbands. it was just that gay. ponkita OKAY BUT LEMME TELL YOU A THING. THE GREEKS THOUGHT THAT WEARING PANTS WAS FOR SISSIES AND THOUGHT THAT THE PERSIANS WERE WEAK FOR WEARING LEG ARMOR INTO BATTLE. SO ACTUALLY THE GUYS ON THE BOTTOM WERE MANLY IN THE ANCIENT GREEK AESTHETIC.

MEN IN 300 B.C MEN IN 2017 A.D brainstatic I love this s----- right-wing meme for two reasons. 1) They think the movie is named after the year it took place in. 2) Spartans had a ludicrous amount of gay sex. it was encouraged by the commanders as a way of building unity. Newlywed Spartan wives shaved their heads and wore men's clothing to make the transition to sex with women easier for their husbands. it was just that gay. ponkita OKAY BUT LEMME TELL YOU A THING. THE GREEKS THOUGHT THAT WEARING PANTS WAS FOR SISSIES AND THOUGHT THAT THE PERSIANS WERE WEAK FOR WEARING LEG ARMOR INTO BATTLE. SO ACTUALLY THE GUYS ON THE BOTTOM WERE MANLY IN THE ANCIENT GREEK AESTHETIC.

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This Soyjak will not be Televised

white nationalists dark bronies enlightenment upcoming reactionary movement tfw no gf 9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag people who reference memes irl developments in late capitalism in 2014 yukiomishemo these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014 memeufacturing we were warned. we didn't listen. but we were warned

white nationalists dark bronies enlightenment upcoming reactionary movement tfw no gf 9gag and 4chan will unite, creating 13chag people who reference memes irl developments in late capitalism in 2014 yukiomishemo these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014 memeufacturing we were warned. we didn't listen. but we were warned

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Guess What Hellfire Tastes Like

random-ferret I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and l'll be fine random-ferret Hey guess what hellfire tastes like nudibranchparty Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

random-ferret I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and l'll be fine random-ferret Hey guess what hellfire tastes like nudibranchparty Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

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rabbit...hmm...is a important codex of japan to birth of this present?

In the 1970s, Japanese teenage girls developed such excessively cute handwriting that it was banned in schools due to illegibility. なおちゃんかようびにあえぼ? Ultrafacts.tumblr.com alvaroandtheworld THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII actualbloggerwangyao No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called "kawaii culture". And it started because girls started using mechanical pencils, which provided fine handwriting. After being banished (more precisely, during the 80s), this kind of writing started being used in products like magazines and make-up. And, during this time, icons we usually associate with the whole kawaii industry (like the characters from Sanrio) came to life too. And what many people don't realize is that this subculture was born as a way for young girls to express themselves in their own way. And it was also used as something against the adult life and the traditional culture, often seen as dull and boring and oppressive. By embracing cuteness, these young girls (and adult women, after a while) were showing non-conformation with the current standards. So yep. Kawaii is important, and it all started with cute, simple handwritting a few hearts and cat faces in some girls' school notebooks <3 rifa !!!! NO OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT! This is also how the kawaii fashions started! Girls began dressing in cute and off beat styles for themsleves, they were criticized by adult figures telling them "you'll never find a husband if you dress that way!" to which they began to reply "Good!" All the japanese subcultures and fashions that evolved out of this became a rebellion to tradition and the starch gender roles and expectations the adults were forcing on the younger generations. As early as the 70s and still to this day you'll see an emphasis on child-like fashion and themes in more kawaii styles and the dismissal of the male gaze with styles like l----- (a lot of western people assume l----- is somehow sexual due to the name of the fashion, but ask any japanese l----- and they will tell you that men hate the style and find it unattractive which is sometimes a large reason they gravitate towards the style - they can express their femininity and individuality while remaining independent and without the pressure to appeal to men) Its so so so important to understand the hyper cute and 'odd' fashions of Japanese girls carry such a huge message of feminism and reclaiming of their own lives. gayonthemoon1239 so are you telling me that Japan's punk phase was really the kawaii phase nenilein Yep. Kawaii has a lot in common with punk when you think about it. Fun quirk in cultures.

In the 1970s, Japanese teenage girls developed such excessively cute handwriting that it was banned in schools due to illegibility. なおちゃんかようびにあえぼ? Ultrafacts.tumblr.com alvaroandtheworld THE BEGINNINGS OF KAWAII actualbloggerwangyao No, no, you have no idea. It actually IS the beginning of the whole so-called "kawaii culture". And it started because girls started using mechanical pencils, which provided fine handwriting. After being banished (more precisely, during the 80s), this kind of writing started being used in products like magazines and make-up. And, during this time, icons we usually associate with the whole kawaii industry (like the characters from Sanrio) came to life too. And what many people don't realize is that this subculture was born as a way for young girls to express themselves in their own way. And it was also used as something against the adult life and the traditional culture, often seen as dull and boring and oppressive. By embracing cuteness, these young girls (and adult women, after a while) were showing non-conformation with the current standards. So yep. Kawaii is important, and it all started with cute, simple handwritting a few hearts and cat faces in some girls' school notebooks <3 rifa !!!! NO OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT! This is also how the kawaii fashions started! Girls began dressing in cute and off beat styles for themsleves, they were criticized by adult figures telling them "you'll never find a husband if you dress that way!" to which they began to reply "Good!" All the japanese subcultures and fashions that evolved out of this became a rebellion to tradition and the starch gender roles and expectations the adults were forcing on the younger generations. As early as the 70s and still to this day you'll see an emphasis on child-like fashion and themes in more kawaii styles and the dismissal of the male gaze with styles like l----- (a lot of western people assume l----- is somehow sexual due to the name of the fashion, but ask any japanese l----- and they will tell you that men hate the style and find it unattractive which is sometimes a large reason they gravitate towards the style - they can express their femininity and individuality while remaining independent and without the pressure to appeal to men) Its so so so important to understand the hyper cute and 'odd' fashions of Japanese girls carry such a huge message of feminism and reclaiming of their own lives. gayonthemoon1239 so are you telling me that Japan's punk phase was really the kawaii phase nenilein Yep. Kawaii has a lot in common with punk when you think about it. Fun quirk in cultures.

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well...im dunno,go ask pinterest about this...

The famous female pirates Mary Read and Anne Bonny discovered each others' real genders (they were disguising themselves as men) when Bonny told Read that she was attracted to her, causing Read to reveal herself as a female as well Ultrafacts.tumblr.com darkqueen-of-asgard This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas somewhathonestabe Lesbian Pirates Give us this film halvedmimi Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed. This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man's dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman. Source: ultrafacts

The famous female pirates Mary Read and Anne Bonny discovered each others' real genders (they were disguising themselves as men) when Bonny told Read that she was attracted to her, causing Read to reveal herself as a female as well Ultrafacts.tumblr.com darkqueen-of-asgard This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas somewhathonestabe Lesbian Pirates Give us this film halvedmimi Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed. This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man's dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman. Source: ultrafacts

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cherry aventure

A ragemite Hello! This lil cherry wants to go on an adventure, where should i send him? cpwiser10 He might like a camping trip! ragemite What a great idea! Unfortunately people dont make tiny tents for cherries, but at least the fire kept him warm! where should cherry go next? shmepard he could go to space & meet a tiny fruit alien :3 ragemite That sounds wonderful! Look at him go! Where should we send Cherry next? ragemite dragonfire-and-ice reblogged your photo: Helol This M cherry wants to go I Does cherry like to pick flowers? ragemite dragontire-and-ice reblogged your photo: Hellol This lil cherry wants to go Does cherry like to pick flowers? Of course! Where should cherry go next? Swim with mermaids and nymphs OO Sounds like fun! the mermaids didnt seem to want to play but Cherry still had a good time seeing all those fish! ragemite aww looks like the lil guy's all tuckered out from his adventure today, thank you for helping him, he had a great time! Thanks! ifunny.co

A ragemite Hello! This lil cherry wants to go on an adventure, where should i send him? cpwiser10 He might like a camping trip! ragemite What a great idea! Unfortunately people dont make tiny tents for cherries, but at least the fire kept him warm! where should cherry go next? shmepard he could go to space & meet a tiny fruit alien :3 ragemite That sounds wonderful! Look at him go! Where should we send Cherry next? ragemite dragonfire-and-ice reblogged your photo: Helol This M cherry wants to go I Does cherry like to pick flowers? ragemite dragontire-and-ice reblogged your photo: Hellol This lil cherry wants to go Does cherry like to pick flowers? Of course! Where should cherry go next? Swim with mermaids and nymphs OO Sounds like fun! the mermaids didnt seem to want to play but Cherry still had a good time seeing all those fish! ragemite aww looks like the lil guy's all tuckered out from his adventure today, thank you for helping him, he had a great time! Thanks! ifunny.co

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Nirvana

jncoes there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism danny-lohner This post is slowly killing me 354,225 notes

jncoes there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism danny-lohner This post is slowly killing me 354,225 notes

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Big Brain

Big brain us We're talking telepathically us yeah brains Me and u Thats us Delivered

Big brain us We're talking telepathically us yeah brains Me and u Thats us Delivered

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Why Did God Create Atheists?

Rivkah E Gamble ... 24 Nov at 06:36 Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you! Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'l will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." H--------. H--------. Yes. YES.

Rivkah E Gamble ... 24 Nov at 06:36 Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you! Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'l will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." H--------. H--------. Yes. YES.

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Why People Come in Different Colors

callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes

callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes

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Tubular

hoedak DREAM WORKS Adora, falls 80ft into an unknown jungle terrain after being choked by a vine and blacking out: *sees a glowy sword* oh tubular let's f----- touch it my dudes fyeahcatradora i can't. i cannot. every time, every f------ time i see this, it cracks me up. i can't. i am physically unable. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen and i don't know why. is it her face, how her eyes are wide open and apart from each other, and her mouth in a tiny innocent smirk, and the fixation of her gaze.. is it the fact that she did make that face? did she even make that face? is this a screenshot? is it the use of the word "tubular". or how 'my dudes' reminds me of the 'it is wednesday my dudes' frog. is it the realization that adora did, in fact, do exactly that, and that's weird as f---. is it all of the above. i can't even. i don't know. i cannot. i will always remember this post. this is the funniest s--- i will ever see in this website. op you've changed my life Source: hoedak #oh tubular #reblog

hoedak DREAM WORKS Adora, falls 80ft into an unknown jungle terrain after being choked by a vine and blacking out: *sees a glowy sword* oh tubular let's f----- touch it my dudes fyeahcatradora i can't. i cannot. every time, every f------ time i see this, it cracks me up. i can't. i am physically unable. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen and i don't know why. is it her face, how her eyes are wide open and apart from each other, and her mouth in a tiny innocent smirk, and the fixation of her gaze.. is it the fact that she did make that face? did she even make that face? is this a screenshot? is it the use of the word "tubular". or how 'my dudes' reminds me of the 'it is wednesday my dudes' frog. is it the realization that adora did, in fact, do exactly that, and that's weird as f---. is it all of the above. i can't even. i don't know. i cannot. i will always remember this post. this is the funniest s--- i will ever see in this website. op you've changed my life Source: hoedak #oh tubular #reblog

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Im dying 🤣🤣🤣

anus "Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking" angrynerdyblogger it's like an ungodly sun

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Wedding Planning Advice

missouri-nationalist Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don't need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you'll only ever wear once. tidy-tidings Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word "wedding." Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don't need to. Most things can be for "an event you're planning." This obviously doesn't include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you're going that route versus just buying a dress. For my wedding I got “discounted" cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren't marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don't need to know why you're ordering. These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second "wedding" is said. And it's said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their "wedding" package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a "tasting." Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we'd like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don't have information about the event industry. I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there's a better way.

missouri-nationalist Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don't need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you'll only ever wear once. tidy-tidings Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word "wedding." Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don't need to. Most things can be for "an event you're planning." This obviously doesn't include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you're going that route versus just buying a dress. For my wedding I got “discounted" cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren't marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don't need to know why you're ordering. These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second "wedding" is said. And it's said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their "wedding" package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a "tasting." Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we'd like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don't have information about the event industry. I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there's a better way.

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YOu WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN. dandraco: hollyoakhill: do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because l'm going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class. The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time "forced him to" According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope's nickname translated literally means "Terrible pope". And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic s--- that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.) At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what's up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there. This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing. This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that p----- everyone off. And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on f------ steroids. My teacher described the women's bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on." And then there is this: Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn't like it. Adam and Eve naked? That's cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died. And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say "Those straight men are happy" 'll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls. And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

YOu WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN. dandraco: hollyoakhill: do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because l'm going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class. The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time "forced him to" According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope's nickname translated literally means "Terrible pope". And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic s--- that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.) At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what's up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there. This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing. This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that p----- everyone off. And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on f------ steroids. My teacher described the women's bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on." And then there is this: Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn't like it. Adam and Eve naked? That's cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died. And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say "Those straight men are happy" 'll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls. And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

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Scar's Dead Brother

miyazakishuuto: miyazakishuuto: scar's brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR'S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING Source: miyazakishuuto 66,694 notes T1

miyazakishuuto: miyazakishuuto: scar's brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR'S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING Source: miyazakishuuto 66,694 notes T1

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Dwarf Beards

deluxeloy Theory: So you know how dwarves have that thing with beards? What if that's not just a cultural standard or mere coincidence? What if there's a reason? See, dwarves like to dig a lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding to them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all that rock and disturbing all that earth kicks up a lot of dust and dirt. If you do that every day without proper breathing protection (which Ancient Dwarves probably didn't have much access to) all those particles are going to build up in your lungs. It's a phenomenon we see with real miners too; eventually, they develop a host of respiratory-related problems and even lung cancer. Now, if only dwarves had some sort of natural protection against all that fine dust. If only they had some sort of filter in front of their mouth an nose... My theory states that, through natural selection, dwarves developed more and more dense facial hair as a defense mechanism. mysral It should be noted that this interpretation also supports the "female dwarves have beards too" line of thought. It makes very little sense for half the population not to have that intrinsic protection, after all.. aegipan-omnicorn This world-building has me legit grinning. like this one. athelind This suggests that the micro-structures of dwarf beard hair are a lot more complex than ordinary hair, possibly including skin oils or other compounds with antimicrobial properties. It also suggests that some of the dwarven durability reflected in their tabletop game Constitution bonuses are because they have built-in HEPA filters. And that in turn suggests that shaving a dwarf's beard or causing magical hair loss would have negative health impacts for the individual in question, suddenly breathing unfiltered air for the first time. Asthma, allergies, bronchitis, even pneumonia. aegipan-omnicorn Now that you mention it, l'm imagining each dwarven hair having micro-barbules along the shaft, to form a fine mesh in more than one direction at once. Also, that their beards may be a microscopic ecosystem with unique species of lice, etc. living within their beards that would feed on the spores and microbes caught within it. Thus, making their beards 'self cleaning' - unlike a man-made HEPA filter, the beards don't get clogged over time. cipheramnesia And dwarves love and care and decorate their beards so much because like... it's not just accessory, it's a whole face terrarium. Just like anyone else with a plant or a fish, some people want to make it look extra pretty or minimalist or whatever style. Plus of course you may have exotic variations based on environment, because the air and rocks could be different. Touching a dwarf beard or heavens forbid tugging it is like running up to a fish tank in a stranger's house and tapping the glass - you don't do that. Dwarven beard care is like gardening and owning a pet rolled into one. dungeonmalcontent This is the only truth I will accept about dwarven beards now.

deluxeloy Theory: So you know how dwarves have that thing with beards? What if that's not just a cultural standard or mere coincidence? What if there's a reason? See, dwarves like to dig a lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding to them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all that rock and disturbing all that earth kicks up a lot of dust and dirt. If you do that every day without proper breathing protection (which Ancient Dwarves probably didn't have much access to) all those particles are going to build up in your lungs. It's a phenomenon we see with real miners too; eventually, they develop a host of respiratory-related problems and even lung cancer. Now, if only dwarves had some sort of natural protection against all that fine dust. If only they had some sort of filter in front of their mouth an nose... My theory states that, through natural selection, dwarves developed more and more dense facial hair as a defense mechanism. mysral It should be noted that this interpretation also supports the "female dwarves have beards too" line of thought. It makes very little sense for half the population not to have that intrinsic protection, after all.. aegipan-omnicorn This world-building has me legit grinning. like this one. athelind This suggests that the micro-structures of dwarf beard hair are a lot more complex than ordinary hair, possibly including skin oils or other compounds with antimicrobial properties. It also suggests that some of the dwarven durability reflected in their tabletop game Constitution bonuses are because they have built-in HEPA filters. And that in turn suggests that shaving a dwarf's beard or causing magical hair loss would have negative health impacts for the individual in question, suddenly breathing unfiltered air for the first time. Asthma, allergies, bronchitis, even pneumonia. aegipan-omnicorn Now that you mention it, l'm imagining each dwarven hair having micro-barbules along the shaft, to form a fine mesh in more than one direction at once. Also, that their beards may be a microscopic ecosystem with unique species of lice, etc. living within their beards that would feed on the spores and microbes caught within it. Thus, making their beards 'self cleaning' - unlike a man-made HEPA filter, the beards don't get clogged over time. cipheramnesia And dwarves love and care and decorate their beards so much because like... it's not just accessory, it's a whole face terrarium. Just like anyone else with a plant or a fish, some people want to make it look extra pretty or minimalist or whatever style. Plus of course you may have exotic variations based on environment, because the air and rocks could be different. Touching a dwarf beard or heavens forbid tugging it is like running up to a fish tank in a stranger's house and tapping the glass - you don't do that. Dwarven beard care is like gardening and owning a pet rolled into one. dungeonmalcontent This is the only truth I will accept about dwarven beards now.

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Thank God for Beef

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French - Translate from Spanish English La Beouf Beef Edi halseymemes Shia Beef perpetuallynocturnal Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef halseymemes Holy cow 74,812 notes

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Mary Poppins - Chim Chimney [AMV] 2.13/2:42 Top Comments If you write "-2 -2 x =" on a piece of paper your pencil will make a sound similar to this song try it! GreenDaySims 2 years ago 187 What the... but. how.. wha. how did this person.. I. Oh my god. i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god i filled up both sides what just happened this makes me uncomfortable, then do =x+2+ for the next part for "or blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too" it's =+1=+1 What is this sorcery?!?! the ending is: 12=x1= So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go: -2-2X = =x+2 + -2-2X= =X+2+ = +1= + 1 -72+7 =X+2+ = 2+21 =X +2 + -2-2X = =X + 2 + - 2-2X= =X + 2+ -2-2X = =x +2 + -2-2X= =X +2+ -72 +7 =X+2+ -72 +7 =x+2 + = 772 + =x+2+ =x-7 - 2 -2-2X= =X+2+ =x+ 21 =x + 2 + 12 = X1=

Mary Poppins - Chim Chimney [AMV] 2.13/2:42 Top Comments If you write "-2 -2 x =" on a piece of paper your pencil will make a sound similar to this song try it! GreenDaySims 2 years ago 187 What the... but. how.. wha. how did this person.. I. Oh my god. i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god i filled up both sides what just happened this makes me uncomfortable, then do =x+2+ for the next part for "or blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too" it's =+1=+1 What is this sorcery?!?! the ending is: 12=x1= So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go: -2-2X = =x+2 + -2-2X= =X+2+ = +1= + 1 -72+7 =X+2+ = 2+21 =X +2 + -2-2X = =X + 2 + - 2-2X= =X + 2+ -2-2X = =x +2 + -2-2X= =X +2+ -72 +7 =X+2+ -72 +7 =x+2 + = 772 + =x+2+ =x-7 - 2 -2-2X= =X+2+ =x+ 21 =x + 2 + 12 = X1=

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