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lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

lessproblematicbunny 5 the-goblin-kween prokopetz Today's aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you're definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever's in it any minute now. hereafteryyh This is a personal attack. kyraneko Don't talk to me or my 67 tabs ever again. Source: prokopetz

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s aderic.com I D 99 OHO OTSTWin IKES baehamas: thisiselliz: What if god was one of us that sign in the back says meme aids

s aderic.com I D 99 OHO OTSTWin IKES baehamas: thisiselliz: What if god was one of us that sign in the back says meme aids

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He's a smart one

Posted by u/mowa111 6 days ago 5 55 38 8 3 My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

Posted by u/mowa111 6 days ago 5 55 38 8 3 My friend finished wrapping his wife's presents. Left one a perfume, right one a sweater.

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That noise as your skin peels off the couch slowly

normal-guy-posts I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right? eliteknightcats sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

normal-guy-posts I'm sorry we couldn't spare any pillows or blankets for you. You're fine with sleeping on the couch, right? eliteknightcats sleeps on this naked and in the morning you have to pry me off with a spatula

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What happens to 90% of missing persons

generalgrievousdatingsim accidentally indulged in too much 'me time, turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities shaelit op is living the dream Source: generalgrievousdatingsim 64,005 notes

generalgrievousdatingsim accidentally indulged in too much 'me time, turns out i've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities shaelit op is living the dream Source: generalgrievousdatingsim 64,005 notes

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Watch yourselves

artbytesslyn To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you're keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you're on thin f ice babes 245.265 notes

artbytesslyn To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you're keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you're on thin f ice babes 245.265 notes

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We're all comedians

nianeyna apparently l'm playing skyrim again.. and by "playing skyrim" I obviously mean "spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game" argumate foreplay with Todd nianeyna do you ever think before you post argumate yes, I think "ha! funny" and hit post 108,382 notes

nianeyna apparently l'm playing skyrim again.. and by "playing skyrim" I obviously mean "spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game" argumate foreplay with Todd nianeyna do you ever think before you post argumate yes, I think "ha! funny" and hit post 108,382 notes

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I will also fail to acknowledge the possibility that anyone could possibly use the internet to avoid real world problems, and shall consider that so a personal moral failure on your part

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RIP old friend

WALDO SEDINGE SEUDENFISHER WALDO FEB 3.187/3 JULY 28 okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

WALDO SEDINGE SEUDENFISHER WALDO FEB 3.187/3 JULY 28 okaysizedbangtheory i always wanted to find you waldo but not like this not like this

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its a delicate, uh, topic

10. NASA had to relabel the penis sieeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off. tryingtodisappearcompletely God I hope this is true. Oh my god it is. arineat OMFG

10. NASA had to relabel the penis sieeve for urinating in space suits from "small, medium, and large" to "large, gigantic, and humungous" because astronauts would only choose the large and they kept slipping off. tryingtodisappearcompletely God I hope this is true. Oh my god it is. arineat OMFG

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Snooze nails

Ocatchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

Ocatchymemes When people did not have clocks, they used "candle clocks". Candles that would burn for a set amount of hours. If you needed an alarm, you would push a nail at the desired time length in the candle and once it melted to the point, the nail would fall and hit the metal holder, alerting you. phantomtwitch I like that the candle pictured has four nails in it. Ye olde snooze button.

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ASCII Map of USA

the United States b like ??? coffeemugger224 Wow non states people only know like 4 states whos-this-lisa-person No, they pretty much nailed it.

the United States b like ??? coffeemugger224 Wow non states people only know like 4 states whos-this-lisa-person No, they pretty much nailed it.

nailed it yup pretty much sums it up

necroprancer

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

normal-horoscopes TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY hombredeflorida Necroprancer normal-horoscopes TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

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headspace

fairycosmos Follow me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to f------ love me. omg 25% off 161,752 notes V> t7

fairycosmos Follow me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to f------ love me. omg 25% off 161,752 notes V> t7

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supermarket aesthetics: Cool It · Chill Out · Take It Easy

COOL IT CHILL OUT TAKE IT EASY

COOL IT CHILL OUT TAKE IT EASY

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KILL YOUR FEELINGS.

KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUIR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS.

KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUIR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUR FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS. KILL YOUA FEELINGS.

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Crucifix made with guns

Faith

Faith

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A message to remember, especially this night

every human being deserves shelter and a meal optimistic-pessimisms No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears. teaboot Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she'll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she's in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

every human being deserves shelter and a meal optimistic-pessimisms No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears. teaboot Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she'll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she's in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

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Pressure

Tweet Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am - 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg >

Tweet Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am - 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg >

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eggman: is normal turn an bean?

arttitude130 Follow i thought i'd draw three characters from games that got popular in 2020 together but now it just looks like a transformation sequence and i de-evolution arttitude130 Follow dectine of man Beanification an important scientific discovery is being made Source: arttitude130 4,131 notes

arttitude130 Follow i thought i'd draw three characters from games that got popular in 2020 together but now it just looks like a transformation sequence and i de-evolution arttitude130 Follow dectine of man Beanification an important scientific discovery is being made Source: arttitude130 4,131 notes

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