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I will alwaysbe Spider-Man ha tyleroakley i laughed too hard at this.

I will alwaysbe Spider-Man ha tyleroakley i laughed too hard at this.

Commas are useful.

replacer underponya Source:velocipedestri THEDADOCTOR WHO AIDED BIN LADEN RAID IN JAIL BEASI THE DAILY WOMENIN THE WORLD CHEAT underponv airynneliza captain-snark lawfulawfl Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I've forgotten how to read headlines GOD SNORT I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly... In ashamed in how long it took me to get it omg S--- it's because headlines never use proper grammar rules smh #replacer's queue 123,738 notes

replacer underponya Source:velocipedestri THEDADOCTOR WHO AIDED BIN LADEN RAID IN JAIL BEASI THE DAILY WOMENIN THE WORLD CHEAT underponv airynneliza captain-snark lawfulawfl Ugh you guys I was so confused for like ten seconds. Apparently I've forgotten how to read headlines GOD SNORT I am uncomfortable with how long it took me to read this correctly... In ashamed in how long it took me to get it omg S--- it's because headlines never use proper grammar rules smh #replacer's queue 123,738 notes

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mastublogging thecrimsonalchemist: There are just some sounds that everyone loves: Shoes on gravel Crackling of a fi re . The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring wait a sec

mastublogging thecrimsonalchemist: There are just some sounds that everyone loves: Shoes on gravel Crackling of a fi re . The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you Cats purring wait a sec

$thewescoast so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant about 25 are freshman (9th grade) lord please help us peetaseverdeen said: Holy poop what is wrong with kids these days like how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack my new saying to pregnant girls$

$thewescoast so my school did a count and about like 30-40 girls at my school are pregnant about 25 are freshman (9th grade) lord please help us peetaseverdeen said: Holy poop what is wrong with kids these days like how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack how can u find the time to frick frack after school I can barely find the time to snick snack my new saying to pregnant girls$

sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth i hate hearing girls complain about "that time of the month". yeah it might be painful and yeah you get some weird cravings but you get to be a f------ werewolf until the full moon goes down i have been informed that apparently this is not what "that time of the month" is

sherlocksmyth sherlocksmyth i hate hearing girls complain about "that time of the month". yeah it might be painful and yeah you get some weird cravings but you get to be a f------ werewolf until the full moon goes down i have been informed that apparently this is not what "that time of the month" is

And whatever you do...DO NOT scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs!

nternally ℡hardde as gorgeous asothousand sunset Tell her youneed her help, tell her tocare for youand rescue you Im the condustor ofthe poop urrectum tryna talk to girls

nternally ℡hardde as gorgeous asothousand sunset Tell her youneed her help, tell her tocare for youand rescue you Im the condustor ofthe poop urrectum tryna talk to girls

borderlands 2 maya krieg psycho trailer poop train screaming externally

anonymous asked How often do you masturbate? concentrationlamp answered: Not as much as l'd like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so l haven't had much free time, unfortunately. I'd like to get back into it though, because Ive just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release concentrationlamp concentrationlamp F---! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID "MEDITATE" GODDAMMIT F--- S--- STOP REBLOGGING THIS I F------ THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE

anonymous asked How often do you masturbate? concentrationlamp answered: Not as much as l'd like to. I used to do it for maybe 2 or 3 hours a day. My life has been really busy lately, what with school and such, so l haven't had much free time, unfortunately. I'd like to get back into it though, because Ive just been really stressed out lately, and I could definitely use a release concentrationlamp concentrationlamp F---! WAIT! NO I THOUGHT THIS SAID "MEDITATE" GODDAMMIT F--- S--- STOP REBLOGGING THIS I F------ THOUGHT IT SAID MEDITATE

dontworry-ihate-metoo evergreenpadlock In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the negative water died. Then she reminded us that humans are around 75% water negativity kills plants, what is it doing to teenagers Can we just take a moment to realize how great that is

dontworry-ihate-metoo evergreenpadlock In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the negative water died. Then she reminded us that humans are around 75% water negativity kills plants, what is it doing to teenagers Can we just take a moment to realize how great that is

unfollovving If a guy is mean to you just send him this pic

unfollovving If a guy is mean to you just send him this pic

sausage slicer gadget castration threat

tacobellsprout: when your pokemon has 4 good moves and is trying to learn another one

tacobellsprout: when your pokemon has 4 good moves and is trying to learn another one

牡 . teaseitmarknutt: spankmehardbarry bye mom we're going on a field trip to hell "I knew I should've stayed home today"

牡 . teaseitmarknutt: spankmehardbarry bye mom we're going on a field trip to hell "I knew I should've stayed home today"

school bus fire hell field trip

'Twas a cheap joke.

tbhtumblalh stsareforbracelets 2000ish remember when 15 cent wanted to f--- Penny but Oscar was all up on his ass. their baby would be 16 cent it took me a second

tbhtumblalh stsareforbracelets 2000ish remember when 15 cent wanted to f--- Penny but Oscar was all up on his ass. their baby would be 16 cent it took me a second

the proud family 15 cent penny proud basic economics pun

MORRIS chopP o Italian n tomato SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES NOW IM NO F------ EXPERT BUT IM PRETTY F------ SURE THESE ARE PEARS did you get a refund?

MORRIS chopP o Italian n tomato SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES NOW IM NO F------ EXPERT BUT IM PRETTY F------ SURE THESE ARE PEARS did you get a refund?

can pear tomato you had one job fail

rovalturkeyz romanoitalia cu pagannerd anneretic infiity inargit The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy. the grand showdown Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda's black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. Galactic Cannabalism sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band. Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn't beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong). f--- astronomy remains to be my favorite thing apparently we'll survive this I can't express my obsession with this. I weirdly keep it from tumblr.

rovalturkeyz romanoitalia cu pagannerd anneretic infiity inargit The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy. the grand showdown Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda's black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently. Galactic Cannabalism sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band. Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn't beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong). f--- astronomy remains to be my favorite thing apparently we'll survive this I can't express my obsession with this. I weirdly keep it from tumblr.

astronomy galaxy

Skyrim belongs to the Nords

kuueater roastymytoasty9200 Source: scaremongrel Your Move DL DL 2 TL TL So 12 DL DL Sorry, TALOS is not an acceptable word mischief... 0 a s. these damned imperials have gone too far 2,023 notes

kuueater roastymytoasty9200 Source: scaremongrel Your Move DL DL 2 TL TL So 12 DL DL Sorry, TALOS is not an acceptable word mischief... 0 a s. these damned imperials have gone too far 2,023 notes

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I'm actually scared right now....

Source: gokufacts truthinengineering stoneseth。 D--- THE HDA BOY sexhaver DIC 23,580 notes

Source: gokufacts truthinengineering stoneseth。 D--- THE HDA BOY sexhaver DIC 23,580 notes

tumblr oh god why i can't night-post serisously icanteven #icanteven

ARRESTED OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK unclefather i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

ARRESTED OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK unclefather i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

overdue book arrested criminal library priorities

gamzeehonkmakara= carcinogene Source: darrynek .. darrynek capturedwonder darrynek when you don't study for a test and get an A Explain to me how this picture is relevant. 35,881 notes

gamzeehonkmakara= carcinogene Source: darrynek .. darrynek capturedwonder darrynek when you don't study for a test and get an A Explain to me how this picture is relevant. 35,881 notes

test grades exam pumpkin relevant irrelevant

bloodydifficult tumblr.com/post/6508740006 vitalemontea: imlittlemisssunshine: #SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394 oh my GOD the tag CRYING

bloodydifficult tumblr.com/post/6508740006 vitalemontea: imlittlemisssunshine: #SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394 oh my GOD the tag CRYING

jagkbarakat wings-of-an-angel Source: andthatlittlebla edwardsheerran andthatlittleblackdress honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous s--- and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I'nm on The Office My school has security cameras in every classroom and I've done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 492,001 notes

jagkbarakat wings-of-an-angel Source: andthatlittlebla edwardsheerran andthatlittleblackdress honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous s--- and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I'nm on The Office My school has security cameras in every classroom and I've done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 492,001 notes