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the best tumblr seriously i am god i can't even decide this is truth truth is good

(x1ll1牬01145く芧x1..i!!ck: elouphant my-sterious haziea transcriber donest Single September No boyfriend November D-deprived December Just me January Forever alone February Me myself and I March Alone again April Maybe it'll happen May Just kidding June Judging myself July All by myself August

(x1ll1牬01145く芧x1..i!!ck: elouphant my-sterious haziea transcriber donest Single September No boyfriend November D-deprived December Just me January Forever alone February Me myself and I March Alone again April Maybe it'll happen May Just kidding June Judging myself July All by myself August

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The Pirates Bane

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn't what I didn't pay for

keelah-kawaii leonmcgann: getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality #this isn't what I didn't pay for

music piracy tumblr

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons looks like this test was a piece of cake just laughed way too hard omt

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons looks like this test was a piece of cake just laughed way too hard omt

birthday cake math test pun

Oxytocin FAQs courtesy of Tumblr

There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

There's a chemical in girls brains It's called Oxytocin. Thi Men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. Even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having sex So if you think sex is a game, remember that ex Keep that in mind next time you decide to "Hit it and quit it". I'm going to prove this wrong one point at a time, oolor-ooded style for simplicity. Remember, children, I only highlighted the things that are utterbullshit. For bonus fun, read just the parts that are not highlighted, i.e true Red- Oxytocin is released at many point in a person's life for any number of reasons; including the ones mentioned above, social interaction, and m-----------. Orange- Oxytocin does help foster an attachment in social situations, sex, and during its other times of release, but the attachment is by no means lifelong Yellow- Contrary to the hot mess way up above, men also release it during all the same situations women do, excluding the baby-having Green-Once the hormone levels fade back to baseline, there is no permanent change in thought or emotion due to the increase in Oxytocin Blue-Oxytocin cannot cause lasting psychological damage unless there is a complete lack of its ability to be made, received, or processed Indigo- Humans are certainly not designed to have only one partner. The head of the human penis is extremely effective at removing the seed of other males, not to mention the fact that evolutionary biologist theorize that a woman's moaning during sex was intended to attract other males to ensure pregnancy Violet-- Multiple releases of Oxytocin actually increase the ability to synthesize more Oxcytocin. So, in theory, having more sex and positive social experiences will make you a more empathetic person and help you release more of it during situations where it is required. Look at you, being wrong in all the colors of the rainbow My hero 87,698 notes

I can't live up to this

kuueater roastymytoasty9200+ Source: okaysizedbarn okaysizedbangtheory more unrealistic standards of beauty 4,560 notes

kuueater roastymytoasty9200+ Source: okaysizedbarn okaysizedbangtheory more unrealistic standards of beauty 4,560 notes

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i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

i could eat a whale and would still be hungry 5 minutes after a whale could eat you and still be hungry 5 minutes after you could eat Hungary and still be a whale 5 minutes after You could eat Wales and still be in Hungary 5 minutes after i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

why can i never find these threads? whenever i go on tumblr all i find are circlejerks and activism. whales orca hungry hungary wales eat i came out of the ocean because you need to stop

overlordjake remohazard I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y'know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless #misc: text post #take that bruno mars 159,978 notes

overlordjake remohazard I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. y'know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless #misc: text post #take that bruno mars 159,978 notes

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constantcalibrations: amporasses oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together OH MY GOD 239,801 notes

constantcalibrations: amporasses oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together OH MY GOD 239,801 notes

stitch childhood enhanced disney did good

some people are so thirsty for some yuri they'll watch a whole series just because they saw a screencap of two girls looking at each other sweats nervously Day 723. The drought continues. Still no sign of yuri. Some are starting to lose hope. Dozens have already died.

some people are so thirsty for some yuri they'll watch a whole series just because they saw a screencap of two girls looking at each other sweats nervously Day 723. The drought continues. Still no sign of yuri. Some are starting to lose hope. Dozens have already died.

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askscientistcarlos tenchinkaijin askscientistcarlos Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe noft to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the False F------ excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm

askscientistcarlos tenchinkaijin askscientistcarlos Science Fact: You are very attractive. Maybe not to yourself, maybe noft to your significant other, but somebody out there thinks that you are the False F------ excuse you this is a science fact, not a true or false question on your 10th grade history midterm

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ican haSGIF.co m Are we all just skipping over the fact that the marine's name is "Awesome"?

ican haSGIF.co m Are we all just skipping over the fact that the marine's name is "Awesome"?

awesome marine war cat

Is that Gay Porn

Source methhomework penice when you get your blanket out of the dryer is that gay p--- no it's somebody ater they get their blanket out of the dryer 34,152 Botes

Source methhomework penice when you get your blanket out of the dryer is that gay p--- no it's somebody ater they get their blanket out of the dryer 34,152 Botes

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transparent ds my ass

NINTENDO3DS.u このヒンジ部分に3枚のFPaが通っていま Transparent 3DS XL このヒツジ部分に3枚のFPCが通っています # queue 47,701 notes CJ1r4yzs302 500.jpg isutice

NINTENDO3DS.u このヒンジ部分に3枚のFPaが通っていま Transparent 3DS XL このヒツジ部分に3枚のFPCが通っています # queue 47,701 notes CJ1r4yzs302 500.jpg isutice

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lovelybeam shredevi shredevi What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married Feyoncé you waited your whole life for this didn't you 53,637 notes

lovelybeam shredevi shredevi What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married Feyoncé you waited your whole life for this didn't you 53,637 notes

I sure hope this isn't a repost

dirkfromstatefarm: reinbeef icantactuallyart: sisterling: If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto I vow to protect you from devastation. To unite our privates and feel sensation. To pronounce you as my one true love, and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above insert* names Team Rocket, married, committed for life Pronounce us now, as husband and wife! Priliiest! Alright! INSERT NAMES omg Now all I need is someone who wants to marry me.

dirkfromstatefarm: reinbeef icantactuallyart: sisterling: If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto I vow to protect you from devastation. To unite our privates and feel sensation. To pronounce you as my one true love, and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above insert* names Team Rocket, married, committed for life Pronounce us now, as husband and wife! Priliiest! Alright! INSERT NAMES omg Now all I need is someone who wants to marry me.

tumblr pokemon team rocket wedding

the-narwhal-orchestraorcadreams Source: nakedpastor ENTRY MENWOMEN Onakedpastortcom mysteryinc: thisisrelatable: damn thats powerful one of my favorite posts here. this f------ pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand 283,477 notes

the-narwhal-orchestraorcadreams Source: nakedpastor ENTRY MENWOMEN Onakedpastortcom mysteryinc: thisisrelatable: damn thats powerful one of my favorite posts here. this f------ pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes im glad that you all understand 283,477 notes

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therubberfruit raikujo+ Source: piss-paladin ayano-tateyuri how do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y perator Calling Police en me

therubberfruit raikujo+ Source: piss-paladin ayano-tateyuri how do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y perator Calling Police en me

kkatkkrap sherlockvoulittlefuckwit purifyngsammy y know when you're writing and you realize that you've been writing tense and present tense and you want to rip your hair out so you have to go through everything and make sure they're all in the same tense yeah i hate that pretty intense i swear to f------ god i will rip your throat out no need to be so tense F--- The tension is rising

kkatkkrap sherlockvoulittlefuckwit purifyngsammy y know when you're writing and you realize that you've been writing tense and present tense and you want to rip your hair out so you have to go through everything and make sure they're all in the same tense yeah i hate that pretty intense i swear to f------ god i will rip your throat out no need to be so tense F--- The tension is rising

suncisCO clvbpenguin deadmarks orenzo-drums: This is what it's like when I go on someone's blog and a playlist starts playing. how the f--- did they film that scene they threw a radio at his face I am laughing harder at these comments than this gif

suncisCO clvbpenguin deadmarks orenzo-drums: This is what it's like when I go on someone's blog and a playlist starts playing. how the f--- did they film that scene they threw a radio at his face I am laughing harder at these comments than this gif