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kenporusty professorsparklepants Source: cheesoisuncool cheesoisuncool: what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs 32,237 notes

kenporusty professorsparklepants Source: cheesoisuncool cheesoisuncool: what if everyone in the world could manipulate one crab. and it was their soul crab and like if we sycnhronized our thoughts our crabs could work together as an army and overthrow evil governments but you could also use your crab for evil like to snip someone it would be an interesting view into the hearts of humans, these soul crabs 32,237 notes

Picked Up Early from School

When you get picked up early from school beyondhigh first your like F--- YEAH!I! overybody loolks at you Like then you walk out Like: bye muthafuckas

When you get picked up early from school beyondhigh first your like F--- YEAH!I! overybody loolks at you Like then you walk out Like: bye muthafuckas

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9449 Ohh-whatsername ohh-whatsername james-p-sullivan ame yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce shes my new grandma perfction

9449 Ohh-whatsername ohh-whatsername james-p-sullivan ame yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce shes my new grandma perfction

finnthehumanboylakethedog snee..。 Source: h-u-m-o-U- Ah-u-m-o-ur that's not real music ok what would you classify as real music do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a f------ bonfire chanting a rain dance tune is that real enough for you you stupid pretentious bitch 80,313 notes

finnthehumanboylakethedog snee..。 Source: h-u-m-o-U- Ah-u-m-o-ur that's not real music ok what would you classify as real music do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a f------ bonfire chanting a rain dance tune is that real enough for you you stupid pretentious bitch 80,313 notes

ioshpeckofficial: oshpecksmom joshpeckofficial: fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20 prove it 业业 This is to Certify that blaze ir hingーェーlbs. 2002, was born on the2i ay of/20) Weighing lbs.z. was born 가)rhday in the year of-20 业 bye hater

ioshpeckofficial: oshpecksmom joshpeckofficial: fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20 prove it 业业 This is to Certify that blaze ir hingーェーlbs. 2002, was born on the2i ay of/20) Weighing lbs.z. was born 가)rhday in the year of-20 业 bye hater

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markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said "have a nice day I love you" and I thoughtlessly responded "love you too" and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said "have a nice day I love you" and I thoughtlessly responded "love you too" and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

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uglyaustralian lameprincess Source:zeeday vonne Leto 1 year ago F--- YOU HEATERS!! Reply 9 ShawnDgenerationx 9months ago Dont pay attention to the heaters focus on the fans Reply 14 in reply to horne Leto . zeeday this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed 565 notes

uglyaustralian lameprincess Source:zeeday vonne Leto 1 year ago F--- YOU HEATERS!! Reply 9 ShawnDgenerationx 9months ago Dont pay attention to the heaters focus on the fans Reply 14 in reply to horne Leto . zeeday this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed 565 notes

sydneyleighh liviatsang gozxe: if i stay in bed i'll be warm if i get in the shower i'll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower no that is not warm THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE 75,380 notes

sydneyleighh liviatsang gozxe: if i stay in bed i'll be warm if i get in the shower i'll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower no that is not warm THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE 75,380 notes

gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like "hold on" then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds.

gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like "hold on" then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds.

likesboyswholikeboys swiftcrisss blueeyesanddarkenedskies: leftforbed manaphy: where can i buy a boyfriend eboy Amanzon has more variety Source: manaphy #omg 46,543 notes

likesboyswholikeboys swiftcrisss blueeyesanddarkenedskies: leftforbed manaphy: where can i buy a boyfriend eboy Amanzon has more variety Source: manaphy #omg 46,543 notes

fleshlucifer: cyberthug13: dam can you imagine a p---- with good acting like oscar worthy makin you cry and s--- while you jackin off If you were a l would puyou on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons

fleshlucifer: cyberthug13: dam can you imagine a p---- with good acting like oscar worthy makin you cry and s--- while you jackin off If you were a l would puyou on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons

myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like "hey don't tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it's not legal but let's keep that on the down low" and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like "hey don't tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it's not legal but let's keep that on the down low" and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

dealer trafficking maple syrup

WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can make extremely but every 5 puns you make hilarious puns out of anything anyone says right after they say it causes a random person within 100 meters to explode with confetti. High-res → I don't see a downside to this.

WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can make extremely but every 5 puns you make hilarious puns out of anything anyone says right after they say it causes a random person within 100 meters to explode with confetti. High-res → I don't see a downside to this.

egberts burrito-iohn: egberts youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

egberts burrito-iohn: egberts youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

hipster-trichster typicalbrony when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on 8 S3 its just a furby in the microwave but its so accurate 82,847 notes

hipster-trichster typicalbrony when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on 8 S3 its just a furby in the microwave but its so accurate 82,847 notes

moderatelyexcitedatthedisco my boyfriend did karate when he was little and he was the only kid in class who chose a lava background for this dramatic series of photos

moderatelyexcitedatthedisco my boyfriend did karate when he was little and he was the only kid in class who chose a lava background for this dramatic series of photos

ioderntamily screams screams higherC how i plan to parent

ioderntamily screams screams higherC how i plan to parent

Source flowerkrown laugh-addict-happyhappyhorse okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever Name Type Size Date modified 3/22/201312:52 AM Microsoft Word D 2/20/20139:33 AM Microsoft Word D... 1/30/2013 11:51 PM Microsoft Word D... 12/19/2012 11:03 Microsoft Word D 12/3/2012 12:25 AM Microsoft Word D... 12/2/2012 1017 PM Microsoft Word D.. 23 KB 117 KB 538 KB 1,901 KB 13 KB 13 KB Who really killed JF 回AvidFinal Pass or Your Dumb and of course i click it who wouldn't want to know who really killed jfk? someone stupid, that's who it opens and.... Who really killed JFK It was me S--- 26,463 notes

Source flowerkrown laugh-addict-happyhappyhorse okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever Name Type Size Date modified 3/22/201312:52 AM Microsoft Word D 2/20/20139:33 AM Microsoft Word D... 1/30/2013 11:51 PM Microsoft Word D... 12/19/2012 11:03 Microsoft Word D 12/3/2012 12:25 AM Microsoft Word D... 12/2/2012 1017 PM Microsoft Word D.. 23 KB 117 KB 538 KB 1,901 KB 13 KB 13 KB Who really killed JF 回AvidFinal Pass or Your Dumb and of course i click it who wouldn't want to know who really killed jfk? someone stupid, that's who it opens and.... Who really killed JFK It was me S--- 26,463 notes

If guys had periods loveissuchalovelytorture copequinn: theantitumblog O God The Pain Oh my god no I've been laughing for like five minutes straight Omg this is making me cringe and i'm a girl

What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard p---? Maybe that's why the book Harry picked up was screaming Bound in leather and chains would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time

What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard p---? Maybe that's why the book Harry picked up was screaming Bound in leather and chains would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time

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