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Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong I shalt pop some tags, only possess 20 shillings within my pocket. 2/12/13, 3:15 PM Not lambic .Do Not Accept... These tags I'1l pop, and boast in rhyming verse that what I wear puts swagger in my gait though twenty shillings have I in my purse, my self-esteem and manhood both inflate when lofty furs I purchase for a cent. Thy grandpa's clothes are worthy salvage, though they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent much less to dress myself from head to toe. To save or not to save? The question's moot. I'll never give my coin to high-street crooks These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot to those, like me, more frugal in their looks. Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores, I'll find my treasures in these thrifty stores Macklemore, "Thrift Shoppe" Crying with laughter ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING. SO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.

Shakespeare Lyrics @ShakespeareSong I shalt pop some tags, only possess 20 shillings within my pocket. 2/12/13, 3:15 PM Not lambic .Do Not Accept... These tags I'1l pop, and boast in rhyming verse that what I wear puts swagger in my gait though twenty shillings have I in my purse, my self-esteem and manhood both inflate when lofty furs I purchase for a cent. Thy grandpa's clothes are worthy salvage, though they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent much less to dress myself from head to toe. To save or not to save? The question's moot. I'll never give my coin to high-street crooks These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot to those, like me, more frugal in their looks. Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores, I'll find my treasures in these thrifty stores Macklemore, "Thrift Shoppe" Crying with laughter ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING. SO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS WHAT ENGLISH LIT IS FOR.

onemadbro: wenty-six-million: nigerianscams: Loafers are f------ kidding me omg

onemadbro: wenty-six-million: nigerianscams: Loafers are f------ kidding me omg

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mecksickan In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DON

mecksickan In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DON

thegirl-inred toned-tanned-fit-andready VOnlaust gothicstan localised do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why are so many people touching me This is why you don't walk around in the middle of the night

thegirl-inred toned-tanned-fit-andready VOnlaust gothicstan localised do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why are so many people touching me This is why you don't walk around in the middle of the night

Frequently Bought Together Price for all three: $23.03 Shew avalablity and shipping details This item: Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle by Accoutrements $10.69 Fingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey by Joisau $5.60 BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages by Accoutrements $6.74 bead-batte supergayporno i mean whAT MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button's really sensitive and the yodeling's obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quicky pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle DONT YOU DARE TL:DR THIS IAM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

Frequently Bought Together Price for all three: $23.03 Shew avalablity and shipping details This item: Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle by Accoutrements $10.69 Fingshot Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey by Joisau $5.60 BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages by Accoutrements $6.74 bead-batte supergayporno i mean whAT MY FRIEND HAS A YODELING PICKLE omg the button's really sensitive and the yodeling's obnoxiously loud and lasts for like a whole minute right so like one day she brought it to school thinking she could show it off during lunch but she put it in with her books so like she was called down to the office to leave early or something and she grabbed her bag and swung it over her shoulder and right in the dead of the silent classroom we all heard this piercingly loud yodeling erupt from her backpack and we all sat there confused looking at her and she had frozen in place and was staring at the ground in terror and we just sat there for the entire minute as it yodeled and i have to say that was one of the most interesting experience Ive ever had in my entire life BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE this one time while i was visiting her house, we decided to play a prank on her younger brother so we waited until he went to use the bathroom (they share a bathroom) and then we quietly and quicky pressed the button and threw it into the bathroom with him and then shut the door and he started screaming at the top of his lungs and we heard this loud crash and she ran in to check on him and it turns out that we scared him so bad that he fell into the bathtub and we found him all curled up in a ball in the tub sobbing quietly to himself whilst covered in pee and shampoo all while the pickle continued to yodel in the corner m going to write movies based on your yodeling pickle adventures Yodeling Pickle, Yodeling Pickle Rises, Yodeling Pickle Strikes Back, The Silence of the Yodeling Pickle DONT YOU DARE TL:DR THIS IAM LAUGHING HARDER THAN I HAVE LAUGHED IN MONTHS

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batgod shisnojon ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU W----???121?! ARE YOU STUPID DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP BARBARIAN that is a spoon

batgod shisnojon ARE YOU POURING MILK IN DIPPIN DOTS YOU W----???121?! ARE YOU STUPID DO NOT TAINT DIPPIN DOTS. DIPPIN DOTS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR HELP BARBARIAN that is a spoon

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kuueater boygoblin+ Source: acciodog LIVE POOP Sign Bandit -DOWNTOWN PORTLAND 293 notes

kuueater boygoblin+ Source: acciodog LIVE POOP Sign Bandit -DOWNTOWN PORTLAND 293 notes

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Lots of people wear those gloves

Ruueater Tollcollector Source: uzumakikarin uzumakikarin i cant believe gendo ikari goes to my school 339 notes

Ruueater Tollcollector Source: uzumakikarin uzumakikarin i cant believe gendo ikari goes to my school 339 notes

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ls it me or does it constantly look like Taylor Swift is just taking her son Justin to school? Holy sh't

ls it me or does it constantly look like Taylor Swift is just taking her son Justin to school? Holy sh't

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wearing a belt. cringepics: Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.

wearing a belt. cringepics: Justgirlythings are really running low on ideas these days.

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laugh-addict: Hey guys Right now Tumblr has over 93,200,000 blogs, and only 148 staffers. Let's raise a toast to those 148 people who have to deal with our s--- everyday

laugh-addict: Hey guys Right now Tumblr has over 93,200,000 blogs, and only 148 staffers. Let's raise a toast to those 148 people who have to deal with our s--- everyday

520 397 798 198 198 198 Hand Grip Hand Hand and 15 2 0 10 70 598 378 397 498 598 397 insertawesome-url-here: eyecandybutts 拱he first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit#the second woman is ready to slit somebody's throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck and at level 70 you f------ animorph into a gorilla

520 397 798 198 198 198 Hand Grip Hand Hand and 15 2 0 10 70 598 378 397 498 598 397 insertawesome-url-here: eyecandybutts 拱he first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit#the second woman is ready to slit somebody's throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck and at level 70 you f------ animorph into a gorilla

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hiwatari-satoshi tanku still waiting for the 4DS where i will be physically transported into the That sounds fun, though l'd also want a 5DS. Then everyone can play Pokemon on motorcycles.

hiwatari-satoshi tanku still waiting for the 4DS where i will be physically transported into the That sounds fun, though l'd also want a 5DS. Then everyone can play Pokemon on motorcycles.

thechronicleofshe I wonder if you're allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire

thechronicleofshe I wonder if you're allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire

DC: 上海博纳银兴国际影城黑暗世界雷神归来万众期待票价仅售: 40元员尊彰30% @森林ㄧ锅肉肉 seidrs: bbqfish One of the movie theater in Shanghai apparently thinks it is an official image, so they made it into a gigantic movie cardboard displaym so speechless right now... .XD Makes me wonder"hum, the story may be played differently in this theater? Good job movie theater in Shanghai! china knows where it's at 9 hours aao 16.448 notes via ayonoi bbqfish #thor omg #tdw

DC: 上海博纳银兴国际影城黑暗世界雷神归来万众期待票价仅售: 40元员尊彰30% @森林ㄧ锅肉肉 seidrs: bbqfish One of the movie theater in Shanghai apparently thinks it is an official image, so they made it into a gigantic movie cardboard displaym so speechless right now... .XD Makes me wonder"hum, the story may be played differently in this theater? Good job movie theater in Shanghai! china knows where it's at 9 hours aao 16.448 notes via ayonoi bbqfish #thor omg #tdw

adire-adire: victorysunshine: oldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box martiemcfly WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to pay for theme parks that's the adult part son of a bitch

adire-adire: victorysunshine: oldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box martiemcfly WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to pay for theme parks that's the adult part son of a bitch

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry ...why is this such a good metaphor what the f--- #and then people are like #God! Why don't you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER F------ POTATO i reblogged it before but then it got better

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry ...why is this such a good metaphor what the f--- #and then people are like #God! Why don't you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER F------ POTATO i reblogged it before but then it got better

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onemans gnoiman IT IS POSSBLE THAT WE AS A FAMILY HAVE ACQUREDA JESUS DILDO FROM MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE R is definitely a dio do you go to confession after using t 630 n

onemans gnoiman IT IS POSSBLE THAT WE AS A FAMILY HAVE ACQUREDA JESUS DILDO FROM MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE R is definitely a dio do you go to confession after using t 630 n

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crystalmeowth whoremDanz: |My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I'm all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING and then i realize he's just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again? him: "silent nodding while he claps like a retarded sealr

crystalmeowth whoremDanz: |My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye. i sat here laughing for like ten minutes I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I'm all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING and then i realize he's just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again? him: "silent nodding while he claps like a retarded sealr

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A Lamb C Hamster Infection ozzyosborntodie: drunkwords-aresoberthoughts: stephastated “mary had a little " D. infection mary was a little w---- apparently

A Lamb C Hamster Infection ozzyosborntodie: drunkwords-aresoberthoughts: stephastated “mary had a little " D. infection mary was a little w---- apparently

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