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fleshlucifer: cyberthug13: dam can you imagine a p---- with good acting like oscar worthy makin you cry and s--- while you jackin off If you were a l would puyou on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons

fleshlucifer: cyberthug13: dam can you imagine a p---- with good acting like oscar worthy makin you cry and s--- while you jackin off If you were a l would puyou on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons

myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like "hey don't tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it's not legal but let's keep that on the down low" and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

myanonymouslove: the-vashta-nerada i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like "hey don't tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it's not legal but let's keep that on the down low" and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can make extremely but every 5 puns you make hilarious puns out of anything anyone says right after they say it causes a random person within 100 meters to explode with confetti. High-res → I don't see a downside to this.

WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can make extremely but every 5 puns you make hilarious puns out of anything anyone says right after they say it causes a random person within 100 meters to explode with confetti. High-res → I don't see a downside to this.

egberts burrito-iohn: egberts youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

egberts burrito-iohn: egberts youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

hipster-trichster typicalbrony when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on 8 S3 its just a furby in the microwave but its so accurate 82,847 notes

hipster-trichster typicalbrony when the person who you have a crush on asks you who you have a crush on 8 S3 its just a furby in the microwave but its so accurate 82,847 notes

moderatelyexcitedatthedisco my boyfriend did karate when he was little and he was the only kid in class who chose a lava background for this dramatic series of photos

moderatelyexcitedatthedisco my boyfriend did karate when he was little and he was the only kid in class who chose a lava background for this dramatic series of photos

ioderntamily screams screams higherC how i plan to parent

ioderntamily screams screams higherC how i plan to parent

Source flowerkrown laugh-addict-happyhappyhorse okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever Name Type Size Date modified 3/22/201312:52 AM Microsoft Word D 2/20/20139:33 AM Microsoft Word D... 1/30/2013 11:51 PM Microsoft Word D... 12/19/2012 11:03 Microsoft Word D 12/3/2012 12:25 AM Microsoft Word D... 12/2/2012 1017 PM Microsoft Word D.. 23 KB 117 KB 538 KB 1,901 KB 13 KB 13 KB Who really killed JF 回AvidFinal Pass or Your Dumb and of course i click it who wouldn't want to know who really killed jfk? someone stupid, that's who it opens and.... Who really killed JFK It was me S--- 26,463 notes

Source flowerkrown laugh-addict-happyhappyhorse okay so we found flash drive at school and it was my duty to see what was on it and i plug it in and i come face to face with something that could possibly change our understanding of united states history forever Name Type Size Date modified 3/22/201312:52 AM Microsoft Word D 2/20/20139:33 AM Microsoft Word D... 1/30/2013 11:51 PM Microsoft Word D... 12/19/2012 11:03 Microsoft Word D 12/3/2012 12:25 AM Microsoft Word D... 12/2/2012 1017 PM Microsoft Word D.. 23 KB 117 KB 538 KB 1,901 KB 13 KB 13 KB Who really killed JF 回AvidFinal Pass or Your Dumb and of course i click it who wouldn't want to know who really killed jfk? someone stupid, that's who it opens and.... Who really killed JFK It was me S--- 26,463 notes

What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard p---? Maybe that's why the book Harry picked up was screaming Bound in leather and chains would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time

What if the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts Library is just full of wizard p---? Maybe that's why the book Harry picked up was screaming Bound in leather and chains would you please stop destroying my childhood one potter-related post at a time

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alexsterling291 sou leater6z dlubes: vengefulgoddess728 harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an o--- someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious 71,525 notes

alexsterling291 sou leater6z dlubes: vengefulgoddess728 harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an o--- someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious 71,525 notes

krizirobbjetgreguar Source: messynessyc applecocaine: A woman and her grandmother, both at age 20. if shes her grandmother how are they both 20 nice try a------ oh my god.... #this a------

krizirobbjetgreguar Source: messynessyc applecocaine: A woman and her grandmother, both at age 20. if shes her grandmother how are they both 20 nice try a------ oh my god.... #this a------

abigailhob saansatyrello Source: hiphopfrightspl hiphopfrightsplaque "We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity" Um ok but I don't recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200 my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women 205,927 notes

abigailhob saansatyrello Source: hiphopfrightspl hiphopfrightsplaque "We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity" Um ok but I don't recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200 my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women 205,927 notes

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nextlevelgoogly meltingdolla butter Ege Noodles White Rice meltingdoll thanks to my roommate's shenanigans, I don't even remember what I needed from the cupboard in the first place you're welcome #slam #jam #charles barkley 25 notes

nextlevelgoogly meltingdolla butter Ege Noodles White Rice meltingdoll thanks to my roommate's shenanigans, I don't even remember what I needed from the cupboard in the first place you're welcome #slam #jam #charles barkley 25 notes

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sk MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME

sk MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME

Tellinesandmrfallion deconstructall Sourcewaltwhltmen How about havinga cupoftea with me7 I'm a guy, waltwhitmen god shinji he said he wanted to have some tea not suck your d---

Tellinesandmrfallion deconstructall Sourcewaltwhltmen How about havinga cupoftea with me7 I'm a guy, waltwhitmen god shinji he said he wanted to have some tea not suck your d---

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impala-dalecki bealli62 spikezombie cigurettes tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats And our language is images. THI Heiro-GIF-ics

impala-dalecki bealli62 spikezombie cigurettes tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats And our language is images. THI Heiro-GIF-ics

mr-mp-eva thug-shinji thug-shini Shinji quit piloting the eva and became a crip l got no idea on what to think honestly

mr-mp-eva thug-shinji thug-shini Shinji quit piloting the eva and became a crip l got no idea on what to think honestly

cliffsfords damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn't reach the doorknob

cliffsfords damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn't reach the doorknob

sonnetstockmar roly poly, designed by the design incubation centre at the national university of singapore, are a pair of egg-like objects that mirror each other's movements, even when physically separated. two people thus can sense each other's presence despite distances across the world: a tap of one half will create a simultaneous reaction in the other. throws egg accidentally kills loved one Source: designboom.com

sonnetstockmar roly poly, designed by the design incubation centre at the national university of singapore, are a pair of egg-like objects that mirror each other's movements, even when physically separated. two people thus can sense each other's presence despite distances across the world: a tap of one half will create a simultaneous reaction in the other. throws egg accidentally kills loved one Source: designboom.com

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ask-norway-bondesson azumangagirl 101 Evan J'daté Kessler y Follow EvanJKessler Funny how we know gay people exist and don't know if god exists, but deny gay people their rights on the off chance it might piss god off. ←Reply 다 Retweeted ★Favorite More 1,312 530 2:28 PM-27 Mar 13 makemesomete: nataliemeansnice: f------ BOOM. Never thought of it like this. Amazing 140,317 notes

ask-norway-bondesson azumangagirl 101 Evan J'daté Kessler y Follow EvanJKessler Funny how we know gay people exist and don't know if god exists, but deny gay people their rights on the off chance it might piss god off. ←Reply 다 Retweeted ★Favorite More 1,312 530 2:28 PM-27 Mar 13 makemesomete: nataliemeansnice: f------ BOOM. Never thought of it like this. Amazing 140,317 notes

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