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The Kangaroo Plan

nohoperadio Follow What if you dressed up as a young kangaroo, and carefully swapped yourself in for the real baby in a sleeping mother's pouch (put the baby somewhere safe). She would wake up none the wiser and take you home to the kangaroo world, you would get to see all the kangaroo cities. With kangaroo banks and kangaroo cafés and the like. 108 notes

nohoperadio Follow What if you dressed up as a young kangaroo, and carefully swapped yourself in for the real baby in a sleeping mother's pouch (put the baby somewhere safe). She would wake up none the wiser and take you home to the kangaroo world, you would get to see all the kangaroo cities. With kangaroo banks and kangaroo cafés and the like. 108 notes

Sophies Choice

jatersade Follow which would you rather find living in your attic: 1000 roaches a person 8973 votes Poll ends in 5 days 21 hours suburbanjustice Follow this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good 2,759 notes D D 14 3

jatersade Follow which would you rather find living in your attic: 1000 roaches a person 8973 votes Poll ends in 5 days 21 hours suburbanjustice Follow this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good 2,759 notes D D 14 3

roaches person would you rather

Sweating Like The Pig

plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig plumbo-gummite Sep 4 W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me! 46,110 notes D

plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig plumbo-gummite Sep 4 W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me! 46,110 notes D

The Car And Catholics

justsomeguycore Follow 5d ago the front seat of the car is a type of confessional justsomeguycore 5d ago i genuinely think that physically it's easier to have hard conversations when you're both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also 62 315 notes

justsomeguycore Follow 5d ago the front seat of the car is a type of confessional justsomeguycore 5d ago i genuinely think that physically it's easier to have hard conversations when you're both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also 62 315 notes

catholic church

Making Plans

inemanja23 21h ago Follow Google Opinion Rewards Question 2 of 5 Is your search for "oil rig explosion" related to plans you're making for the weekend? No, it is not related to weekend plans It is for both weekend and weekday Yes, both for this and the future weekends Yes, it is for future weekends Yes, it is purely for this weekend #still wakes the deep 3,463 notes D D ①

inemanja23 21h ago Follow Google Opinion Rewards Question 2 of 5 Is your search for "oil rig explosion" related to plans you're making for the weekend? No, it is not related to weekend plans It is for both weekend and weekday Yes, both for this and the future weekends Yes, it is for future weekends Yes, it is purely for this weekend #still wakes the deep 3,463 notes D D ①

Ultra Jeans

cuchies-deactivated20231018 imagine:jeans so high waisted its a shirt too bair you know, its not that bad i kinda dig it 2,084 notes R

cuchies-deactivated20231018 imagine:jeans so high waisted its a shirt too bair you know, its not that bad i kinda dig it 2,084 notes R

Burger In Love

bonnieventure Follow Burger Ocean blue raspberry flavor in 20 oz cup $6.99 Burger in Love peach flavor $6.99 weirdly enchanted by this + +

bonnieventure Follow Burger Ocean blue raspberry flavor in 20 oz cup $6.99 Burger in Love peach flavor $6.99 weirdly enchanted by this + +

Sassy scallop

plaguedocboi Follow Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like "this is my favorite scallop because he's sassy" anotherscrappile Follow Could we please see the sassy scallop?⚫ plaguedocboi Yeah this is him (he made a child cry once by shooting water in their face)

plaguedocboi Follow Working at an aquarium will have you saying things like "this is my favorite scallop because he's sassy" anotherscrappile Follow Could we please see the sassy scallop?⚫ plaguedocboi Yeah this is him (he made a child cry once by shooting water in their face)

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The Ginger Ale Discourse

maamlet Follow me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels ginger-ale-official Follow Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that's fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it → updogonline 601 me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale ginger-ale-official Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!! demiromantic-lesbian-ace-wizard I have this post as a screenshot on my phone casuallydyinginthecorner Follow @hellsite-hall-of-fame 276.4K notes

maamlet Follow me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels ginger-ale-official Follow Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that's fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it → updogonline 601 me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale ginger-ale-official Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!! demiromantic-lesbian-ace-wizard I have this post as a screenshot on my phone casuallydyinginthecorner Follow @hellsite-hall-of-fame 276.4K notes

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A Theory of Ghosts

homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

Come to the Bog

kaijuno Follow Are you tired? Come scream with us, at the bog meetings every half moon at 3 a.m. Blaze 9,247 notes D

kaijuno Follow Are you tired? Come scream with us, at the bog meetings every half moon at 3 a.m. Blaze 9,247 notes D

Not How That Works

prohaloplayer Follow fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin prohaloplayer #not showing my staff how to fix problems anymore........ i comen to get you :D 47,810 notes D 17 в

prohaloplayer Follow fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin prohaloplayer #not showing my staff how to fix problems anymore........ i comen to get you :D 47,810 notes D 17 в

That's How Darwin Did It

juniepops Follow if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters 10K notes

juniepops Follow if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters 10K notes

line cook evolution

Call Out Post

thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

Beware My Cage

solardrake Jun 15, 2022 , you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them 70,376 notes on

solardrake Jun 15, 2022 , you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them 70,376 notes on

The Whole Club Disappeared

3000s Follow Jul 23 nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing 3000s Jul 23 the whole club was gone hellsitegenetics 2d ago String identified: Closest match:

3000s Follow Jul 23 nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing 3000s Jul 23 the whole club was gone hellsitegenetics 2d ago String identified: Closest match:

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Take A Chill Pill

coughloop Follow oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything 30,483 notes DD ♡

coughloop Follow oh come on man youre just being paranoid no ones ever died from anything 30,483 notes DD ♡

Power Of The Baby

anonymous asked: I can pretty accurately visualize the shape and texture of most objects if I specifically imagine miniature versions inside my mouth. One of my more useless skills /d/ max1461 The spirit of the newborn is strong in you. You have the baby gift. You have been gifted this power by The Baby. 55 notes

anonymous asked: I can pretty accurately visualize the shape and texture of most objects if I specifically imagine miniature versions inside my mouth. One of my more useless skills /d/ max1461 The spirit of the newborn is strong in you. You have the baby gift. You have been gifted this power by The Baby. 55 notes

Updates On The Queen

BBC infectiouspiss Follow Yesterday Breaking News 1m ago The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace says she's already dead what do you mean omtai Follow Yesterday charles transitioned infectiouspiss Yesterday 30 242 notes it's diverse D

BBC infectiouspiss Follow Yesterday Breaking News 1m ago The Queen is unwell with a chest infection and has withdrawn from her engagements this week, Buckingham Palace says she's already dead what do you mean omtai Follow Yesterday charles transitioned infectiouspiss Yesterday 30 242 notes it's diverse D

Be Aware Of Stress

thelearnedwobbly reblogged sith-shenanigans 4h ago tikkunolamorgtfo Follow Nov 6, 2020 LMAO I just found out that it's Stress Awareness week. flouryhedgehog Follow Nov 6, 2020 Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress. whump-it Follow Nov 6, 2020 I am SO aware of stress right now. 77,465 notes [7

thelearnedwobbly reblogged sith-shenanigans 4h ago tikkunolamorgtfo Follow Nov 6, 2020 LMAO I just found out that it's Stress Awareness week. flouryhedgehog Follow Nov 6, 2020 Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress. whump-it Follow Nov 6, 2020 I am SO aware of stress right now. 77,465 notes [7

stress awareness