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Run, Emily

yellowfoot-06 S zukoromantic Follow illegal-skeletons Follow Albright College Emily, you're on my list 1/30/15 > Hofstra University Emily, you have our attention 1/29/15 > I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges teashoesandhair Follow Emily, we're coming for you 238,309 notes

yellowfoot-06 S zukoromantic Follow illegal-skeletons Follow Albright College Emily, you're on my list 1/30/15 > Hofstra University Emily, you have our attention 1/29/15 > I keep getting terrifying emails from colleges teashoesandhair Follow Emily, we're coming for you 238,309 notes

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This Didn't Age Well

depsidase Follow When the horse sees you lurking around his medicine cabinet gunsandfireandshit Follow I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are...

depsidase Follow When the horse sees you lurking around his medicine cabinet gunsandfireandshit Follow I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are...

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A Fun Fact about Jack Black

a tilthat TIL that Jack black caused an earthquake In New Zealand while performing "tribute" because the crowd was bouncing so hard that it registered on the richter scale via reddit.com kristmaskiller Follow The power of Jack Black fuocogo Follow I can mentally see his face when he learns they did this 38,413 notes

a tilthat TIL that Jack black caused an earthquake In New Zealand while performing "tribute" because the crowd was bouncing so hard that it registered on the richter scale via reddit.com kristmaskiller Follow The power of Jack Black fuocogo Follow I can mentally see his face when he learns they did this 38,413 notes

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I'm Just Trying My Best Here

3 tehhufflepuffcompanion Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going "well, I hope this is how it works and l'll keep doing it till someone yells at me" bakasara Follow I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, 'surely these people are blowing it out of proportion' AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD clementineofmine Follow And the other adults dont yell at you because they are all thinking, "well, she must know what shes doing cuz she keeps doing it" Source: tehbadgerinquisitor 405,566 notes 0 Ø Queue Post

3 tehhufflepuffcompanion Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going "well, I hope this is how it works and l'll keep doing it till someone yells at me" bakasara Follow I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, 'surely these people are blowing it out of proportion' AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD clementineofmine Follow And the other adults dont yell at you because they are all thinking, "well, she must know what shes doing cuz she keeps doing it" Source: tehbadgerinquisitor 405,566 notes 0 Ø Queue Post

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Soup

sixpenceee Still fancy that cup of soup, now? keetongu yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you t ng buffoon stephenfryindrag I'm so confused as to what I'm supposed to find upsetting about this. Like I get it looks very industrial, but why is that bad? Did this person used to think that cans of soup were portals to artisan kitchens where teams of chefs hand prepares ya damn alphabet noodles? Is the fact that we live in a society which can deliver fully prepared, non-perishable meals in convenient containers for 99 cents at your local winn Dixie somehow insufficiently fantastic for you? Source: sixpenceee

sixpenceee Still fancy that cup of soup, now? keetongu yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you t ng buffoon stephenfryindrag I'm so confused as to what I'm supposed to find upsetting about this. Like I get it looks very industrial, but why is that bad? Did this person used to think that cans of soup were portals to artisan kitchens where teams of chefs hand prepares ya damn alphabet noodles? Is the fact that we live in a society which can deliver fully prepared, non-perishable meals in convenient containers for 99 cents at your local winn Dixie somehow insufficiently fantastic for you? Source: sixpenceee

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The New Mystery Dungeon Game

swan2swan I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax overpoweredoriginalposter this town ain't big enough for the one of me

swan2swan I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax overpoweredoriginalposter this town ain't big enough for the one of me

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Allegra Chicken

bimboid not funny, didn't laugh @sh... .7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 172 O11 Allegra O @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610. Allegra kagaintheskywithdiamonds #company talk for 'what in the f kare you doing' mgilipidomce: bimboid

bimboid not funny, didn't laugh @sh... .7/15/19 guys does anyone know where u can bulk buy @AllegraOTC? i need more than what cvs stocks to make the batter for my world f amous allegra chicken 172 O11 Allegra O @AllegraOTC 7/17/19 Hello. Please only take Allegra as directed. Find directions, uses and warnings on our website, here: allegra.com/products. We would like to hear more about how you are using Allegra. Please give our Consumer Affairs Department a call at 1-800-633-1610. Allegra kagaintheskywithdiamonds #company talk for 'what in the f kare you doing' mgilipidomce: bimboid

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Stefan Being Petty

punkfaery Follow bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan punkfaery Follow Dear Bookselling Team, Thank you for your prompt response! l'm sure Stefan will be very disappointed to hear this news; fortunately, I am not he. (Undoubtedly there has been a mix-up wherein I received Stefan's rejection letter, and Stefan received my email inviting me for an interview next week.) I'll keep an eye on that careers page. Best wishes, Stefan Eliot Skinner the cheeky shall inherit the earth punkfaery Follow update : i got the job 52,391 notes

punkfaery Follow bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan punkfaery Follow Dear Bookselling Team, Thank you for your prompt response! l'm sure Stefan will be very disappointed to hear this news; fortunately, I am not he. (Undoubtedly there has been a mix-up wherein I received Stefan's rejection letter, and Stefan received my email inviting me for an interview next week.) I'll keep an eye on that careers page. Best wishes, Stefan Eliot Skinner the cheeky shall inherit the earth punkfaery Follow update : i got the job 52,391 notes

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Figure 10

theweirdwideweb TASSURE YOU WE'RE NOT OPEN UPTOW YOU'RE STILL HERE? ITS OVER GO HOME Uptown Theater in Minneapolis hamster-run-faster In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10 Source: theweirdwideweb

theweirdwideweb TASSURE YOU WE'RE NOT OPEN UPTOW YOU'RE STILL HERE? ITS OVER GO HOME Uptown Theater in Minneapolis hamster-run-faster In 50 years high school students will be reading about the Covid-19 pandemic on their tablets and this will be Figure 10 Source: theweirdwideweb

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Rick Sanchez and His Crows

I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? imaginaryi This sounds like the start to a Batman villain. Source: Itc-kilgore

I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying 868 KB JPG somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? imaginaryi This sounds like the start to a Batman villain. Source: Itc-kilgore

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Bruce Springsteen

nickandros Follow every f------ day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that." secifosseluce Follow bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform officer: you. you don't really have to do that officer: you literally have a concussion 25,294 notes

nickandros Follow every f------ day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that." secifosseluce Follow bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform officer: you. you don't really have to do that officer: you literally have a concussion 25,294 notes

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Duncan's Donuts

beast-glatisant would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? drjdorr Legally I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws, morally though... don't know beast-glatisant I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts

beast-glatisant would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name? drjdorr Legally I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws, morally though... don't know beast-glatisant I believe god is on my side when it comes to Duncans' Doughnuts

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Therapy

meladoodle "I'm not really mentally ill, I'm just faking this." - A mentally ill proverb senpai-has-noticed-you i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said "so do you think i went to clown school"

meladoodle "I'm not really mentally ill, I'm just faking this." - A mentally ill proverb senpai-has-noticed-you i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said "so do you think i went to clown school"

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Doing Great at This Job

wrenrouge Follow okay, but all l've done today is sleep Imao wrenrouge Follow I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after wrenrouge Follow tathracyn Method Actor Garfield Cosplayer SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!! Source: wrenrouge

wrenrouge Follow okay, but all l've done today is sleep Imao wrenrouge Follow I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after wrenrouge Follow tathracyn Method Actor Garfield Cosplayer SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!! Source: wrenrouge

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Handsome

thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate no offense but like... why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla astoundingbeyondbelief Follow Big stonecrusherproductions Follow Loud e mekagojira3k Handsome 271,695 notes

thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate no offense but like... why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla astoundingbeyondbelief Follow Big stonecrusherproductions Follow Loud e mekagojira3k Handsome 271,695 notes

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Don't Trust Internet People

viking-illustrator In old Norse, men didn't say “I love you", they would say “Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær sem er, ef þú veist hvað ég meina", which loosely translates into "You are my Valkyrie, and I would follow you across the nine realms and into eternity", and I think that's beautiful. decaffeinated-squirrel Google Translate ICELANDIC - detected Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær s ENGLISH You can lift my hammer at any time, if you know what I mean СОPY

viking-illustrator In old Norse, men didn't say “I love you", they would say “Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær sem er, ef þú veist hvað ég meina", which loosely translates into "You are my Valkyrie, and I would follow you across the nine realms and into eternity", and I think that's beautiful. decaffeinated-squirrel Google Translate ICELANDIC - detected Þú getur lyft hammanum mínum hvenær s ENGLISH You can lift my hammer at any time, if you know what I mean СОPY

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Unionized

prokopetz ... My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. #life #cats 2,114 notes

prokopetz ... My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. #life #cats 2,114 notes

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Siblings Being Siblings

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

pansexuowl S hellobendykitty Follow writing-prompt-s Follow You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor. bisexualdisaster106 Follow finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media 58,095 notes

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You Can Always Watch the Sunrise If You Never Go to Sleep

astraldeterminism-deactivated20 if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions medusasstory #one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!! W riverside--wren If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

astraldeterminism-deactivated20 if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions medusasstory #one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!! W riverside--wren If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

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I'm XD, what about you guys?

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C A, Y,N" H OUG POGTO

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C A, Y,N" H OUG POGTO

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