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transwarlock Follow Tawanda @TawandaGona Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight 8:56 PM · Sep 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 1,705 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter thestarvedghost Follow *WWE Announcer voice*: AND HERE COMES BLOODY MARY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

transwarlock Follow Tawanda @TawandaGona Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight 8:56 PM · Sep 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 1,705 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter thestarvedghost Follow *WWE Announcer voice*: AND HERE COMES BLOODY MARY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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our government are lazy asf to create prototype? also dont touch natural being...

catchymemes Follow Iceberg-making submarine aims to tackle global warming by re- freezing the Arctic YOUNG LADY IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS littlenobodys-corner Follow WE STMPLY DROP A GIANT ICE CUBE INTO THE OCEAN EVERY NOW AND THEN. adrienaline-rushed-art Follow ok so people are making fun of this but adding this with other anti-global warming tactics will work This isn't adding ice just for the sake of denial, it's adding to the Earth's albedo. This in turn actually makes the Earth's climate cooler, and then more ice will be produced naturally because of this. It isn't a process we need to continue forever, in fact it's one that needs to be calculated so that we don't do it TOO MUCH. The only worry would be cooling down too much. So yes, this is a good idea. It simply isn't the only thing we should do because we still have gross pollution. the-adhd-society Follow For the love of god do it. anything just do it. Give us hope. beatrice-otter Follow Here's the thing: Most environmental catastrophes humans have ever or are currently creating can be fixed. It's not just a matter of "oh no, things are ruined, and maybe we can stop the degradation so that things don't get any worse, but we're stuck with how things are." There are some things we can't do, like bringing back extinct species. But there are a lot of other things we can definitely do, many of which are being done right now. The problem is that most of our willpower and effort is spent on b------- tiny things that won't solve the problem (individual recycling, etc.) and not on the large-scale things that can and will make a large-scale difference. Ice caps are melting? Guess what! We know how to make ice. It's not that hard. Designing mostly-automated robot ships to go to the poles and rebuild the ice caps is well within our current technical capabilities. We just need to fund it. Deforestation on a massive scale? Destruction of other biomes? Guess what! We know how to plant trees. We know how to plant grasslands. We know how to take barren, lifeless land and turn it back into a viable biome. It's not that hard. In a lot of cases, if there's neighboring areas where that biome still exists, all you have to do is dump a few tons of biomass (plant clippings, food waste, etc.) on the barren land and stand back and wait. The biomass will provide nutrients and keep the topsoil from blowing away, and the plants and animals from the neighboring biome will move in. In two decades, even if you don't do anything besides dumping the biomass on it, you won't be able to tell what was the barren area and what was the still-existing biome. Coral reefs dying? Now, coral reefs are a bit more fragile than most biomes, but guess what! We still know how to replant/rebuild them, and in fact are working on that in places affected by coral reef die-off! And we're learning how to do it better every day. Desertification? Guess what! We know how to turn desert back into green space. They're doing it on a large scale in China and sub-Saharan Africa. There are several different techniques, none of which are even very technology-intensive. It takes money and time and labor, but it's perfectly doable. We know this because we've done it. Plastic in the ecosystem, particularly in the ocean? Guess what! There's a lot of people working on this, both on "how to remove plastic from the ocean" and "how to reuse/recycle it more efficiently." And the techniques are improving by leaps and bounds every year. This is a solvable problem. These are all solvable problems. So if you're crushed by the weight of the coming environmental catastrophe... don't be. These are all solvable problems! We can stop things from getting worse, and we can fix the things we've broken. The issue is political, not practical. On the political side, of course, is the need to tighten up environmental regulations across the globe. (What's the statistic, that 90% of pollution is caused by 100 corporations?) And then of course, we need to fund these programs on a large enough scale. In some ways the political aspect is the hardest, but consider this: we are at a tipping point. Things are changing about the way politicians talk about climate change and ecological degradation. More ordinary people are concerned about this, which means more pressure on politicians. One of the ways that things are changing is that people-even conservatives-are starting to talk about “job opportunities in new green fields" and switching the conversation so that it's not "rainforest vs. jobs" makes political action a lot more possible. And no, it's not going to happen on its own, but it can happen. This is a solvable problem. izze-bizzle Follow | *needed* this. Climate change has had me feeling SO helpless, having a list of things that can actually potentially be done is beautiful

catchymemes Follow Iceberg-making submarine aims to tackle global warming by re- freezing the Arctic YOUNG LADY IN THIS HOUSE, WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS littlenobodys-corner Follow WE STMPLY DROP A GIANT ICE CUBE INTO THE OCEAN EVERY NOW AND THEN. adrienaline-rushed-art Follow ok so people are making fun of this but adding this with other anti-global warming tactics will work This isn't adding ice just for the sake of denial, it's adding to the Earth's albedo. This in turn actually makes the Earth's climate cooler, and then more ice will be produced naturally because of this. It isn't a process we need to continue forever, in fact it's one that needs to be calculated so that we don't do it TOO MUCH. The only worry would be cooling down too much. So yes, this is a good idea. It simply isn't the only thing we should do because we still have gross pollution. the-adhd-society Follow For the love of god do it. anything just do it. Give us hope. beatrice-otter Follow Here's the thing: Most environmental catastrophes humans have ever or are currently creating can be fixed. It's not just a matter of "oh no, things are ruined, and maybe we can stop the degradation so that things don't get any worse, but we're stuck with how things are." There are some things we can't do, like bringing back extinct species. But there are a lot of other things we can definitely do, many of which are being done right now. The problem is that most of our willpower and effort is spent on b------- tiny things that won't solve the problem (individual recycling, etc.) and not on the large-scale things that can and will make a large-scale difference. Ice caps are melting? Guess what! We know how to make ice. It's not that hard. Designing mostly-automated robot ships to go to the poles and rebuild the ice caps is well within our current technical capabilities. We just need to fund it. Deforestation on a massive scale? Destruction of other biomes? Guess what! We know how to plant trees. We know how to plant grasslands. We know how to take barren, lifeless land and turn it back into a viable biome. It's not that hard. In a lot of cases, if there's neighboring areas where that biome still exists, all you have to do is dump a few tons of biomass (plant clippings, food waste, etc.) on the barren land and stand back and wait. The biomass will provide nutrients and keep the topsoil from blowing away, and the plants and animals from the neighboring biome will move in. In two decades, even if you don't do anything besides dumping the biomass on it, you won't be able to tell what was the barren area and what was the still-existing biome. Coral reefs dying? Now, coral reefs are a bit more fragile than most biomes, but guess what! We still know how to replant/rebuild them, and in fact are working on that in places affected by coral reef die-off! And we're learning how to do it better every day. Desertification? Guess what! We know how to turn desert back into green space. They're doing it on a large scale in China and sub-Saharan Africa. There are several different techniques, none of which are even very technology-intensive. It takes money and time and labor, but it's perfectly doable. We know this because we've done it. Plastic in the ecosystem, particularly in the ocean? Guess what! There's a lot of people working on this, both on "how to remove plastic from the ocean" and "how to reuse/recycle it more efficiently." And the techniques are improving by leaps and bounds every year. This is a solvable problem. These are all solvable problems. So if you're crushed by the weight of the coming environmental catastrophe... don't be. These are all solvable problems! We can stop things from getting worse, and we can fix the things we've broken. The issue is political, not practical. On the political side, of course, is the need to tighten up environmental regulations across the globe. (What's the statistic, that 90% of pollution is caused by 100 corporations?) And then of course, we need to fund these programs on a large enough scale. In some ways the political aspect is the hardest, but consider this: we are at a tipping point. Things are changing about the way politicians talk about climate change and ecological degradation. More ordinary people are concerned about this, which means more pressure on politicians. One of the ways that things are changing is that people-even conservatives-are starting to talk about “job opportunities in new green fields" and switching the conversation so that it's not "rainforest vs. jobs" makes political action a lot more possible. And no, it's not going to happen on its own, but it can happen. This is a solvable problem. izze-bizzle Follow | *needed* this. Climate change has had me feeling SO helpless, having a list of things that can actually potentially be done is beautiful

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Creative use of the Pepsi font

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Monopolygamy

sourcefieldmix sourcefieldmix good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever omgweatherunderground Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. ranma-official Make a harem and marry a full production chain sunspotpony Monopolygamy.

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Modern Dragons

midnight-scrivener what if people we consider collectors today were actually just dragons in disguise, building their hoards? "I am a dragon. And this is my hoard." "You... don't look like a dragon." "Well, hardly anyone does, these days. Times have changed, we have too. The scales and tails thing worked with the dinosaurs, but we learned quite quickly that... that wasn't going to fly with you people." "You were around all the way back to the dinosaurs?" "Well, not like.. me personally. How old do you think I am?" ".. There's no safe answer to that." "No." "So... when you say this is your hoard...?" "All dragons have them. Some stick to the old gold and jewels thing, but that's so cliche these days. Most of us like our hoards to be a little bit more sophisticated than 'shiny!" "Like what?" "I have known dragons to collect snowflakes from the first fall of the year over dozens of centuries. I know dragons that collect petals of flowers left on the graves of loved ones. Dragons that keep and care for soft toys and comfort items, left behind as children grow up. Dragons that guard happy memories and shards of sunlight, kept safe for rainy days. And me, I keep a sanctuary of words. A bastion of language, of poetry. Of written music and achingly beautiful prose. I am the Guardian of this monument to linguistic majesty. I collect stories of love and life and death and mourning and joy. There is nothing more beautiful in all the world, no coin or gem or sliver of starlight more fantastic than a well-told tale. A story is this world's truest treasure, and what better chest for it than a book?" "Wow. So these things... really mean a lot to you, huh?" "More than anything in this world." "So... I probably can't borrow your copies of Discworld, can 1?" "You absolutely f------ cannot."

midnight-scrivener what if people we consider collectors today were actually just dragons in disguise, building their hoards? "I am a dragon. And this is my hoard." "You... don't look like a dragon." "Well, hardly anyone does, these days. Times have changed, we have too. The scales and tails thing worked with the dinosaurs, but we learned quite quickly that... that wasn't going to fly with you people." "You were around all the way back to the dinosaurs?" "Well, not like.. me personally. How old do you think I am?" ".. There's no safe answer to that." "No." "So... when you say this is your hoard...?" "All dragons have them. Some stick to the old gold and jewels thing, but that's so cliche these days. Most of us like our hoards to be a little bit more sophisticated than 'shiny!" "Like what?" "I have known dragons to collect snowflakes from the first fall of the year over dozens of centuries. I know dragons that collect petals of flowers left on the graves of loved ones. Dragons that keep and care for soft toys and comfort items, left behind as children grow up. Dragons that guard happy memories and shards of sunlight, kept safe for rainy days. And me, I keep a sanctuary of words. A bastion of language, of poetry. Of written music and achingly beautiful prose. I am the Guardian of this monument to linguistic majesty. I collect stories of love and life and death and mourning and joy. There is nothing more beautiful in all the world, no coin or gem or sliver of starlight more fantastic than a well-told tale. A story is this world's truest treasure, and what better chest for it than a book?" "Wow. So these things... really mean a lot to you, huh?" "More than anything in this world." "So... I probably can't borrow your copies of Discworld, can 1?" "You absolutely f------ cannot."

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Between this and the story of Sleipnir, Norse Mythology is wild

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

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Bee Queen

themagic-ofhappiness awellboiledicicle esiderius A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you've killed because her brood was too fighty). You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her. Because they will kill her. When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen's pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her. From the outside this kinda seems like: "Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we're full of candy now, so we're cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that's cool too." speciesofleastconcern beekeeping is really weird angeldrake3 Listen, strange bee queens lyin in cages distributin' candy is no basis for a system of government. cluelessrebel1988 Supreme executive power has to derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical sucratic ceremony. gaymagicianhat Oh but if I went 'round sayin' "We have a new Queen!" just because some honeyed bint lobbed a Jolly Rancher at me, they'd put me away! 233,184 notes

themagic-ofhappiness awellboiledicicle esiderius A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you've killed because her brood was too fighty). You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her. Because they will kill her. When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen's pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her. From the outside this kinda seems like: "Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we're full of candy now, so we're cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that's cool too." speciesofleastconcern beekeeping is really weird angeldrake3 Listen, strange bee queens lyin in cages distributin' candy is no basis for a system of government. cluelessrebel1988 Supreme executive power has to derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical sucratic ceremony. gaymagicianhat Oh but if I went 'round sayin' "We have a new Queen!" just because some honeyed bint lobbed a Jolly Rancher at me, they'd put me away! 233,184 notes

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I want to be friends with the bone horse.

A citree I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that sald 'horses have over 4,000 bones' and i don't know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of f***ed up horse has this person seen out there because l'm absolutely terrified of it a citree extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality BONE BONE (BONE) BONE, Bore Ben It sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks wewetke Just because it has 4000 bones doesn't mean they all must belong to It. you see where l'm going? citree OH NO... Clueless MY BOUES! BONE THEIF!!! national-shitpost-registry this post is incredible! I'm in a tremendous amount of pain right now the-a-J-universe Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse? Source: citree

A citree I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that sald 'horses have over 4,000 bones' and i don't know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of f***ed up horse has this person seen out there because l'm absolutely terrified of it a citree extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality BONE BONE (BONE) BONE, Bore Ben It sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks wewetke Just because it has 4000 bones doesn't mean they all must belong to It. you see where l'm going? citree OH NO... Clueless MY BOUES! BONE THEIF!!! national-shitpost-registry this post is incredible! I'm in a tremendous amount of pain right now the-a-J-universe Aw, did you get your bones stolen by the bone horse? Source: citree

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This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

doodle-empress66 "Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!" "And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan." tamale-papi This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

doodle-empress66 "Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!" "And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan." tamale-papi This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

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Cheesesticks

Home Layout Document Elements Tables Charts SmartArt Review Font Paragraph Styles Insert Themes bria (Body) - 12 - A A- Ẩà- 用,三 AaBbCeDdE AaBhCcDdE AaBbCcD AaBbCeDdEt AR Aa. U - ABG A AA No Spacing Heading 1 Heading 2 Normal Text Box Shape Picture Themes 10. 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 This os an English paper F--- yeah English paper Give me 100% Reproductive repdorids dystopias Margaret ateood also the future power control over thoughts and acyioms when do we stop worrying about our culture and race and geneology. (look I can spell geneology I'm not drubbk) because we are transient we change a lot My ears feel weird I want cheesesticks Oh right formal essay means no first prson Ears have felt weird, cheesesticks have been wanted Margaret's atwood ears want cheesesticks Also democracy and less mind control To conclude Yes Print Layout View Sec 1 Pages: 1 of 1 Words: 91 of 91 180N I'm dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this operaspaz Holy hell this is brilliant.

Home Layout Document Elements Tables Charts SmartArt Review Font Paragraph Styles Insert Themes bria (Body) - 12 - A A- Ẩà- 用,三 AaBbCeDdE AaBhCcDdE AaBbCcD AaBbCeDdEt AR Aa. U - ABG A AA No Spacing Heading 1 Heading 2 Normal Text Box Shape Picture Themes 10. 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 This os an English paper F--- yeah English paper Give me 100% Reproductive repdorids dystopias Margaret ateood also the future power control over thoughts and acyioms when do we stop worrying about our culture and race and geneology. (look I can spell geneology I'm not drubbk) because we are transient we change a lot My ears feel weird I want cheesesticks Oh right formal essay means no first prson Ears have felt weird, cheesesticks have been wanted Margaret's atwood ears want cheesesticks Also democracy and less mind control To conclude Yes Print Layout View Sec 1 Pages: 1 of 1 Words: 91 of 91 180N I'm dying last night we had a house party and at one point I remembered I have a lit paper due this week and decided to get started on it, this morning I woke up to this operaspaz Holy hell this is brilliant.

Tags 🅱️ROKE

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He;s sleeping,through all the movies ….

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Show me the #Girl

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Seems Like a Healthy Mindset

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Born in the Wrong Century

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Vets

never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

never-let-it-die: Things Not to Ask Vets: "How many people have you killed?" "Why couldn't you get into college?" "What's it like living with PTSD?" Things to Ask Vets "Want to go grab a beer?" For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

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Thanks Jeff

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A Year-Round Christmas Song

iguessweallcrazyithinktho E senatortedcruz You're a mean one mr grinch isn't even a Christmas song. Doesn't even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round. 27,138 notes

iguessweallcrazyithinktho E senatortedcruz You're a mean one mr grinch isn't even a Christmas song. Doesn't even mention Christmas once. Just a dude dragging the hell out of the grinch for 3 minutes. Could be played on the radio year round. 27,138 notes

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