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tumblr dot com (its christmas) @tumblr This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. : Read more tumblr.co/CommunityGuide... We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. Today, we're taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form). 7:54 PM . Nov 1, 2022. Twitter Web App

tumblr dot com (its christmas) @tumblr This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. : Read more tumblr.co/CommunityGuide... We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. Today, we're taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form). 7:54 PM . Nov 1, 2022. Twitter Web App

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Tumblr Allows Nudity (November 2022)

This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. Today, we're taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form). So, even if your creations contain nudity, mature subject matter, or sexual themes, you can now share them on Tumblr using the appropriate Community Label so that everyone remains in control of the types of content they see on their dash.

This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. Today, we're taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form). So, even if your creations contain nudity, mature subject matter, or sexual themes, you can now share them on Tumblr using the appropriate Community Label so that everyone remains in control of the types of content they see on their dash.

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Shout-out to the parents who approved and made this costume for their kid

princessofkazakhstan Follow will-x-vi Follow Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people cocogarapinao Follow She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people joanhello2 Follow Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

princessofkazakhstan Follow will-x-vi Follow Weirdo little kids are my favorite kinds of people cocogarapinao Follow She should lie face down on a skateboard and slide at people joanhello2 Follow Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front door handing out treats to the usual little vampires and witches and trademarked superheroes and this giant horseshoe crab comes rolling up the front walk and then it stands up and there's this little girl inside it.

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Werehouse

thyrell Oh no brazenautomaton what does this even oh F--- YOU Source:thyrell 58,618 notes ... 13

thyrell Oh no brazenautomaton what does this even oh F--- YOU Source:thyrell 58,618 notes ... 13

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All it takes is one bastard to ruin a name

yify Follow "Dr. Gay Hitler" redirects here. Not to be confused with Gay Hitler. Pickaway County is also known for its various places with the name "Hitler," including Hitler Road, Hitler-Ludwig Road, Hitler-Ludwig Cemetery, and Hitler Park. [30] They are not named after German dictator Adolf Hitler, but instead after a local historical family named the Hitlers, who have been described by a local paper in 2011 as "fine, upstanding citizens." The family included George Washington Hitler and his son, Dr. Gay Hitler, who worked as a local dentist between 1922 and 1946, [30] [31] charlottan Follow what dark magician weaves this world 18.5k notes 1]

yify Follow "Dr. Gay Hitler" redirects here. Not to be confused with Gay Hitler. Pickaway County is also known for its various places with the name "Hitler," including Hitler Road, Hitler-Ludwig Road, Hitler-Ludwig Cemetery, and Hitler Park. [30] They are not named after German dictator Adolf Hitler, but instead after a local historical family named the Hitlers, who have been described by a local paper in 2011 as "fine, upstanding citizens." The family included George Washington Hitler and his son, Dr. Gay Hitler, who worked as a local dentist between 1922 and 1946, [30] [31] charlottan Follow what dark magician weaves this world 18.5k notes 1]

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The Jewish tradition of Purim

dark-haired-hamlet There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something. "Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE MASTER RACE - TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD - AND I BELIEVE THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-" the44thpilot Chaotic good curiousobsession101 In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out. Basically what I'm saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud. whisperwhisk not only is Purim about drowning out fascists, it's about doing so in the most absurd and embarrassing ways possible! fascism thrives on an aura of invincibility, and it's hard to hold onto that when people keep making farting sounds every time you open your mouth so really, weaponized memes are PERFECTLY in keeping with the Purim spirit disease-danger-darkness-silence *slams fist on table* NOW THIS is the kind of religious/cultural tradition I can get behind! 278,690 notes

dark-haired-hamlet There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something. "Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE MASTER RACE - TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD - AND I BELIEVE THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-" the44thpilot Chaotic good curiousobsession101 In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out. Basically what I'm saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud. whisperwhisk not only is Purim about drowning out fascists, it's about doing so in the most absurd and embarrassing ways possible! fascism thrives on an aura of invincibility, and it's hard to hold onto that when people keep making farting sounds every time you open your mouth so really, weaponized memes are PERFECTLY in keeping with the Purim spirit disease-danger-darkness-silence *slams fist on table* NOW THIS is the kind of religious/cultural tradition I can get behind! 278,690 notes

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you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?

voidandradiance the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

voidandradiance the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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"Mfs can’t even boycott a chicken place"

Anonymous said Amazing how fast the 'eat the rich' left turns into corporate bootlickers the second a black elf or race-swapped redhead is dangled in front of them urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Mfs can't even boycott a chicken place

Anonymous said Amazing how fast the 'eat the rich' left turns into corporate bootlickers the second a black elf or race-swapped redhead is dangled in front of them urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Mfs can't even boycott a chicken place

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German Shepherds

thefingerinthemiddle universalthaumaturge ... homunculus-argument The reason why german shepherds are the way they are isn't that they're stupid, they just have so much energy that they run out of smart things to do, and doing stupid s--- is infinitely better than doing nothing. They'll do the smart thing when one is available, yes, but if a german shepherd was a person, they'd be the type to make a 23-point to-do-list for a day, start working on it at 7:30 in the morning, be done with every single point on the list by noon, and then start constructing a new wall in the middle of the living room out of freeze-dried banana peels. 3.3k notes

thefingerinthemiddle universalthaumaturge ... homunculus-argument The reason why german shepherds are the way they are isn't that they're stupid, they just have so much energy that they run out of smart things to do, and doing stupid s--- is infinitely better than doing nothing. They'll do the smart thing when one is available, yes, but if a german shepherd was a person, they'd be the type to make a 23-point to-do-list for a day, start working on it at 7:30 in the morning, be done with every single point on the list by noon, and then start constructing a new wall in the middle of the living room out of freeze-dried banana peels. 3.3k notes

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cringe is not an insult if you find me cringe that means i have power over you i am having a fucking blast while you are seething with vitriol at my very existence who is really winning here

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a f------ blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

cringe isnt an insult. if you find me cringe that means i have power over you. im having a f------ blast while youre seething with vitriol at my very existence. whos really winning here

Cotton Candy

languagebender why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not? languagebender examples: american english: cotton candy british english: fairy floss X not valid spanish, german: sugar cotton french: daddy's beard X NOT VALID berenswick I'm sorry the French call it what good good

languagebender why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not? languagebender examples: american english: cotton candy british english: fairy floss X not valid spanish, german: sugar cotton french: daddy's beard X NOT VALID berenswick I'm sorry the French call it what good good

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Weird Crap Teachers' Students Have Done

astaraxia asked So today this kid yelled Nani the f---?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me "why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?" They're 11 official-lyzzystardust An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, "A little slappy to make daddy happy?" I did not give him a high five. myathesleepyoctopus A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said "im crying on the inside" myathesleepyoctopus Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following. Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds. shieldmaiden19 Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are. Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 120,737 notes tl

astaraxia asked So today this kid yelled Nani the f---?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me "why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?" They're 11 official-lyzzystardust An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, "A little slappy to make daddy happy?" I did not give him a high five. myathesleepyoctopus A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said "im crying on the inside" myathesleepyoctopus Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following. Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds. shieldmaiden19 Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are. Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 120,737 notes tl

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MFers really found a way to turn the slogan calling for their death into a product

Reuters @Reuters 2h REUTERS New Yorkers can take a bite out of capitalism by munching on popsicles shaped like the heads of billionaires Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Jack Ma, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg near McCarren Park in Brooklyn idiot Visit youtube.com EAT THE RICH! r-tsn-ke $10.00 **Jeff Mschf siclet Mschf sicke they... they gentrified eating the rich Bill Gates Mschfsicle Jack Ma Machi side ELAN $10.00 MUK $10.00 Mschfsick New York wow... yeah, you're really showing how much you hate capitalism by . (checks notes) ... paying $10 for a f------ ice-cream... II. mark ZUCKERBERG $10.00

Reuters @Reuters 2h REUTERS New Yorkers can take a bite out of capitalism by munching on popsicles shaped like the heads of billionaires Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Jack Ma, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg near McCarren Park in Brooklyn idiot Visit youtube.com EAT THE RICH! r-tsn-ke $10.00 **Jeff Mschf siclet Mschf sicke they... they gentrified eating the rich Bill Gates Mschfsicle Jack Ma Machi side ELAN $10.00 MUK $10.00 Mschfsick New York wow... yeah, you're really showing how much you hate capitalism by . (checks notes) ... paying $10 for a f------ ice-cream... II. mark ZUCKERBERG $10.00

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If Batman and Spider-Man switched Rogues Galleries

galahadwilder If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy galahadwilder Batman takes down all of Spider-Man's villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation Batman's villains are all like "TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT" and Spider-Man is like "No" azuzulira The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny galahadwilder That was the exact thought process behind this post sexycraisinthanos In Gotham: "Riddle me this-" "I like knock knock jokes better." In New York: Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex #i'm crying #this is amazing #batman #spider-man ... 29,051 notes

galahadwilder If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy galahadwilder Batman takes down all of Spider-Man's villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation Batman's villains are all like "TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT" and Spider-Man is like "No" azuzulira The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny galahadwilder That was the exact thought process behind this post sexycraisinthanos In Gotham: "Riddle me this-" "I like knock knock jokes better." In New York: Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex #i'm crying #this is amazing #batman #spider-man ... 29,051 notes

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Spocking their fivers

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CANADA CING FIVE DOLLARS DANGEROUSMINDS.NET Bank of Canada urges 'Star Trek' fans to stop 'Spocking' their fivers lifeafterthetunnel Follow No Polis A

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Well, there's no need to be dramatic

plaguedocboi Follow *pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground* plague-masks-n-mushrooms Follow *emits a cloud of toxic spores* plaguedocboi Follow Well there's no need to be dramatic bowling-with-skulls Follow *poke* *poke* i physically had to draw this 22,667 notes - Well, there's no need to be dramatic. tl U

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A classic

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officialdragonborn buttsassy poupon: drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor. how dare you say we piss on the poor Source: drakensberg 508,717 notes 11

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Come as you are

jncoes there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

jncoes there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War

Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer's heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions. srsfunny An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War pocketrunner "My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." He has to look at someone and realize what death is-what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It's reality brought home." - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981) north-bi-northwest Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC "George, that's terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button."

Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer's heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions. srsfunny An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War pocketrunner "My suggestion was quite simple: Put that needed code number in a little capsule, and then implant that capsule right next to the heart of a volunteer. The volunteer would carry with him a big, heavy butcher knife as he accompanied the President. If ever the President wanted to fire nuclear weapons, the only way he could do so would be for him first, with his own hands, to kill one human being. The President says, "George, I'm sorry but tens of millions must die." He has to look at someone and realize what death is-what an innocent death is. Blood on the White House carpet. It's reality brought home." - Richard Fisher, Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (1981) north-bi-northwest Never forget that part of the reason this system was never implemented was that when he presented it to his colleagues, their response was IIRC "George, that's terrible! If he has to take an innocent life, he may never press the button."

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"No One Visits My Grave Anymore"

bardstard-moved when i woke up this morning, my first thought was 'no one visits my grave anymore' and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like 'wait i don't have a grave what the f---' witchella you were possessed cryptiboy find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

bardstard-moved when i woke up this morning, my first thought was 'no one visits my grave anymore' and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like 'wait i don't have a grave what the f---' witchella you were possessed cryptiboy find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

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