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Smirks

goth-mabel is so wild Fanfic written by 14-year-olds because they all think "smirk" is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

goth-mabel is so wild Fanfic written by 14-year-olds because they all think "smirk" is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

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Hmmm...

ruusverd Follow I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It's tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you're a man, all you men know what I mean. It's so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them. 14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know. 136,894 notes D♡ DO

ruusverd Follow I distinctly remember during Ye Olde Hellish Childhood Days of being dragged to Baptist churches this one guest preacher that went on and on about how important it is for Christian men to be friends with other Christian men but how difficult it is for men to have friends, because of course when you become friends with another man you will naturally want to have sex with him, so the temptation, y'know? It's tough, resisting those urges to have sex with all your man friends when you're a man, all you men know what I mean. It's so hard. You must be Very Strong In Your Faith before you can handle the responsibility of being friends with another man, so you will be able to Resist The Devil and not have sex with them. 14 year old me sat there in my pew, thinking. I think I know something about this man that he does not know. 136,894 notes D♡ DO

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He Doesn't Seem Happy

starcloud-nova spooksier Follow ray-rabies asked top 5 tormented artists froody 1. My dad 2. Vincent van Gogh 3. Mary Shelley 4. Kafka 5. Guy who invented the smiley face 9.449 notes US C to D : 1] ... Follow 3

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Garden Ecosystem

legentis-blog craigslist houseshare ad: "i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem." ok.

legentis-blog craigslist houseshare ad: "i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem." ok.

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Reverse Flashlights

just-shower-thoughts Follow Dec 14 We've made flashlights but we haven't made reverse flashlights heathyr Follow Dec 14 artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i'd love to beam a line of night directly into someone's face. go to the void

just-shower-thoughts Follow Dec 14 We've made flashlights but we haven't made reverse flashlights heathyr Follow Dec 14 artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i'd love to beam a line of night directly into someone's face. go to the void

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The Riddler's True Calling

lennythereviewer In today's modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman's villains to rehabilitate All you have to do? Give him a job designing/ running an Escape Room facility It's perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in thenarator if you win, and successfully escape the room, you get a sticker that says "i'm as smart as batman" Source: lennythereviewer 4,104 notes

lennythereviewer In today's modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman's villains to rehabilitate All you have to do? Give him a job designing/ running an Escape Room facility It's perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in thenarator if you win, and successfully escape the room, you get a sticker that says "i'm as smart as batman" Source: lennythereviewer 4,104 notes

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Twitter Users Need Somewhere to Run to

bogleech Follow Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is "dying" or "dead" when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever transgirl-link Follow Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it's good people think we're dead tribeofthedrunkenweasles Follow REDDIT TUMBLR TWITTER

bogleech Follow Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is "dying" or "dead" when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever transgirl-link Follow Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it's good people think we're dead tribeofthedrunkenweasles Follow REDDIT TUMBLR TWITTER

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Who Else Misses Vine?

Follow turbobyakuren vine's entire concept was "show don't tell" while tik tok's entire concept is "tell don't show" turbobyakuren Follow might risk sounding like an Old but i want to elaborate what i mean: sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end... won't even show the thing they're talking about. they're just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn't even funny (and the acting is bad) meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said "back at it at krispy kreme" and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

Follow turbobyakuren vine's entire concept was "show don't tell" while tik tok's entire concept is "tell don't show" turbobyakuren Follow might risk sounding like an Old but i want to elaborate what i mean: sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end... won't even show the thing they're talking about. they're just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn't even funny (and the acting is bad) meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said "back at it at krispy kreme" and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

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Unpaid Internships

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses it's only an unpaid internship if you don't steal enough office supplies skinnyismyhome Stealing is wrong biggest-gaudiest-patronuses You mean unpaid internships? I agree

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses it's only an unpaid internship if you don't steal enough office supplies skinnyismyhome Stealing is wrong biggest-gaudiest-patronuses You mean unpaid internships? I agree

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Old Person Traits

iamnotlanuk Follow My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app professors-pet My old person trait is I think video games should work without needing access to the Internet Tind DADI AH Follow thepariahcontinuum My old person trait is that I think when I purchase a product, that it should be complete and functional and also that I should actually own it. breelandwalker Follow My old person trait is that I think I should be able to talk to an actual person in order to resolve issues with my bills without waiting on hold for 30+ minutes.

iamnotlanuk Follow My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app professors-pet My old person trait is I think video games should work without needing access to the Internet Tind DADI AH Follow thepariahcontinuum My old person trait is that I think when I purchase a product, that it should be complete and functional and also that I should actually own it. breelandwalker Follow My old person trait is that I think I should be able to talk to an actual person in order to resolve issues with my bills without waiting on hold for 30+ minutes.

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and now he’s going to Jeff the get me in my notes

hotvampireadjacent: Awww I love cute girls pizzacummies "Awww love cute girls" をリブログしました Jokes on me because it looks undeniably like the Jeff the killer and now he's going to Jeff the get me in my notes

hotvampireadjacent: Awww I love cute girls pizzacummies "Awww love cute girls" をリブログしました Jokes on me because it looks undeniably like the Jeff the killer and now he's going to Jeff the get me in my notes

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The fuck

M&M's are set to release their first ever all-female character packages. Case Number: 2:23-cv-00079 Court: New York Eastern finally....feminem MILK CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CANDIES M&M's January 05, 2023 Millman v. Mars Inc. 140 CALORIES PER SERVING duncebento Follow Nature of Suit: Fraud or Truth-In-Lending Multi Party Litigation: Class Action Firms Bursor & Fisher Companies Mars Inc. 3 SERVINGS PER PACK A Track this case Judge: LaShann DeArcy Hall 2:03 PM 1/9/23 - Twitter for iPhone NET WT 3.14 0Z (89g) Sectors & Industries: Consumer Goods Confectioners E gummybearattacktheworldofdespair Follow Yall know they do it only when some sin they committed is about to go public? With this announcement I have to ask what court case against them was opened. 1PX40 MARS View recent docket activity Coverage Se L OD Parties S Stay ahead of the curve Reflects complaints, answers, motions, orders and trial notes entered from Jan. 1, 2011. Additional or older documents may be available in Pacer. Som SUPPORTING WOMEN FLIPPING THE STATUS Quo January 06, 2023 Mars' Dark Chocolate Contains Toxic Heavy Metals, Suit Says 回味回 SHARE SIZE w Mars Inc. was hit with a proposed class action Thurs in New York federal court accusing confectio giant of failing to disclose on its labels that its Dove-branded dark chocolate allegedly contains toxic levels of lead and cadmium, which could cause cancer, organ damage and other irreversible health risks. In short Mars Inc. (owners of M&M's) candies contained dangerous levels of lead and cadmium

M&M's are set to release their first ever all-female character packages. Case Number: 2:23-cv-00079 Court: New York Eastern finally....feminem MILK CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CANDIES M&M's January 05, 2023 Millman v. Mars Inc. 140 CALORIES PER SERVING duncebento Follow Nature of Suit: Fraud or Truth-In-Lending Multi Party Litigation: Class Action Firms Bursor & Fisher Companies Mars Inc. 3 SERVINGS PER PACK A Track this case Judge: LaShann DeArcy Hall 2:03 PM 1/9/23 - Twitter for iPhone NET WT 3.14 0Z (89g) Sectors & Industries: Consumer Goods Confectioners E gummybearattacktheworldofdespair Follow Yall know they do it only when some sin they committed is about to go public? With this announcement I have to ask what court case against them was opened. 1PX40 MARS View recent docket activity Coverage Se L OD Parties S Stay ahead of the curve Reflects complaints, answers, motions, orders and trial notes entered from Jan. 1, 2011. Additional or older documents may be available in Pacer. Som SUPPORTING WOMEN FLIPPING THE STATUS Quo January 06, 2023 Mars' Dark Chocolate Contains Toxic Heavy Metals, Suit Says 回味回 SHARE SIZE w Mars Inc. was hit with a proposed class action Thurs in New York federal court accusing confectio giant of failing to disclose on its labels that its Dove-branded dark chocolate allegedly contains toxic levels of lead and cadmium, which could cause cancer, organ damage and other irreversible health risks. In short Mars Inc. (owners of M&M's) candies contained dangerous levels of lead and cadmium

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Deepo is a goddamn pun reference to Home Depot.

bonerfart: microsoftmail: DEEPO Deepos Hideaway please where is deepo. where is my beautiful son deepo. Okay guys, let me tell you about Deepo, the mascot of the Georgia Aquarium. For years, I thought Deepo was a Finding Nemo knockoff as well. And he might be that still. But then one year on my birthday (because you get into the GA Aquarium for free on your birthday and it's rad as f---), I actually sat down and watched the cheesy 4D movie they have with Deepo and Friends there. It's your typical fare, but there's one line in there where the main character says "So, what you're saying is that this is your home, Deepo?” Home Depot is a major benefactor of the Aquarium and even sponsors the section that Deepo's Hideaway is in. Deepo is a goddamn pun reference to Home Depot. (via jenmarii) Nov 03, 2015

bonerfart: microsoftmail: DEEPO Deepos Hideaway please where is deepo. where is my beautiful son deepo. Okay guys, let me tell you about Deepo, the mascot of the Georgia Aquarium. For years, I thought Deepo was a Finding Nemo knockoff as well. And he might be that still. But then one year on my birthday (because you get into the GA Aquarium for free on your birthday and it's rad as f---), I actually sat down and watched the cheesy 4D movie they have with Deepo and Friends there. It's your typical fare, but there's one line in there where the main character says "So, what you're saying is that this is your home, Deepo?” Home Depot is a major benefactor of the Aquarium and even sponsors the section that Deepo's Hideaway is in. Deepo is a goddamn pun reference to Home Depot. (via jenmarii) Nov 03, 2015

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When the shonen anime is shonen

toskarin Follow my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin Follow "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen 000 29,707 notes

toskarin Follow my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin Follow "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen 000 29,707 notes

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For me, it's "emoji"

jonbrnthal i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were "born" the same year as you. it's pretty neat yall should do this bobavader i was born with vape and i will die with vape twenlyonepilots I was born with judgy fandomsandfeminism 3D Printer, cybersex, and heteronormative. Ha animatedamerican My favorites: brown dwarf, superstring, intertextuality, domestic partner, and the now- obsolete "electronic mail". Nice. Source: jonbrnthal #links #words words words

jonbrnthal i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were "born" the same year as you. it's pretty neat yall should do this bobavader i was born with vape and i will die with vape twenlyonepilots I was born with judgy fandomsandfeminism 3D Printer, cybersex, and heteronormative. Ha animatedamerican My favorites: brown dwarf, superstring, intertextuality, domestic partner, and the now- obsolete "electronic mail". Nice. Source: jonbrnthal #links #words words words

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Interesting concept

foone Weapon idea: a retro-causality pistol, loaded with bullets made of justification. When you fire it at someone, it changes history to provide a reason for you to have shot them. Finally, you've killed the man who murdered your wife. But was she dead before you pulled the trigger? You will never know.

foone Weapon idea: a retro-causality pistol, loaded with bullets made of justification. When you fire it at someone, it changes history to provide a reason for you to have shot them. Finally, you've killed the man who murdered your wife. But was she dead before you pulled the trigger? You will never know.

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The Modern Movie Industry

mostlybuckystuff Matt Damon explains why they don't make movies like they used to. Pls watch. 0:31 / 1:39 luna-rainbow This is actually a really good perspective and explains why the MCU is the way it is. It is essentially one-off entertainment without the backup of DVD sales (of course Disney being Disney it is still backed up by massive merchandise and spin off sales). The movie is designed to be "disposable". The rewatch value is low because it's not intended to be sold on DVD for people to treasure and rewatch every year at Christmas (or whenever) with family. The idea is to generate hype, through manufacturing controversy or teases or gossip. Keeping spoilers under wrap is integral because the rewatch value is negligible. It hinges on surprise or shock (or w-- value) to entice audiences to give up their money to see it in theatres. It is about spectacle, about being loud and colourful and busy, so that for the first 30 minutes after you walk out your senses are still buzzing and you feel like that was worth your $30 or however much. It takes a while for your brain to come back online after the sensory overload to then try to pick apart the plot, and by that stage it doesn't matter, you've already hyped it up to your friends. And the story or characterisation doesn't matter because no one is watching that again to care. kradeiz Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 I think CONSTANTLY about cult classic media that "failed" by the box office measure but was foundational in the modern media landscape and how every year it gets harder make that. Highlander was a mid-budget box office flop that inspired like half of nerd media these days 13,524 194 28.9K Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 NO ONE wants to give a shot to anything as risky and esoteric as Highlander, but they're chomping at the bit to make "literally Highlander, again" because Highlander was allowed to be a weird flop that spent 35 years finding its audience 4,241 ↑ 9 228 Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 Johnny Mnemonic is constantly mocked for being a failure, but if you actually watch Johnny Mnemonic you can tell that this movie inspired basically everyone whose made a cyberpunk/dystopian video game for like 30 years Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 And even the people who didn't KNOW they were being inspired by Johnny Mnemonic were probably inspired by other people who were inspired by Johnny Mnemonic. The first time I watched it there were so many moments where I was like "oh s---! That came from this!" 13 90 2,888 Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 The most uncomfortable, dystopian part of Ready Player One for me was how media creation had basically stagnated in their hypothetical future in favour of everyone wanking on about this one dude's favourite legacy IP, that feel like exactly the direction we're headed. 16 475 4,431 : ↑ Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 Like, no one is allowed to make the new original cherished mid-budget cult classic media for the next generation because executives will only listen to your pitch if it's a rehash of their favourite four or five movies that came out 40 years ago

mostlybuckystuff Matt Damon explains why they don't make movies like they used to. Pls watch. 0:31 / 1:39 luna-rainbow This is actually a really good perspective and explains why the MCU is the way it is. It is essentially one-off entertainment without the backup of DVD sales (of course Disney being Disney it is still backed up by massive merchandise and spin off sales). The movie is designed to be "disposable". The rewatch value is low because it's not intended to be sold on DVD for people to treasure and rewatch every year at Christmas (or whenever) with family. The idea is to generate hype, through manufacturing controversy or teases or gossip. Keeping spoilers under wrap is integral because the rewatch value is negligible. It hinges on surprise or shock (or w-- value) to entice audiences to give up their money to see it in theatres. It is about spectacle, about being loud and colourful and busy, so that for the first 30 minutes after you walk out your senses are still buzzing and you feel like that was worth your $30 or however much. It takes a while for your brain to come back online after the sensory overload to then try to pick apart the plot, and by that stage it doesn't matter, you've already hyped it up to your friends. And the story or characterisation doesn't matter because no one is watching that again to care. kradeiz Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 I think CONSTANTLY about cult classic media that "failed" by the box office measure but was foundational in the modern media landscape and how every year it gets harder make that. Highlander was a mid-budget box office flop that inspired like half of nerd media these days 13,524 194 28.9K Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 NO ONE wants to give a shot to anything as risky and esoteric as Highlander, but they're chomping at the bit to make "literally Highlander, again" because Highlander was allowed to be a weird flop that spent 35 years finding its audience 4,241 ↑ 9 228 Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 Johnny Mnemonic is constantly mocked for being a failure, but if you actually watch Johnny Mnemonic you can tell that this movie inspired basically everyone whose made a cyberpunk/dystopian video game for like 30 years Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 And even the people who didn't KNOW they were being inspired by Johnny Mnemonic were probably inspired by other people who were inspired by Johnny Mnemonic. The first time I watched it there were so many moments where I was like "oh s---! That came from this!" 13 90 2,888 Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 The most uncomfortable, dystopian part of Ready Player One for me was how media creation had basically stagnated in their hypothetical future in favour of everyone wanking on about this one dude's favourite legacy IP, that feel like exactly the direction we're headed. 16 475 4,431 : ↑ Kelly Turnbull @Coelas... 2022-08-22 Like, no one is allowed to make the new original cherished mid-budget cult classic media for the next generation because executives will only listen to your pitch if it's a rehash of their favourite four or five movies that came out 40 years ago

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Tumblr is now allowing nudity

Culture Crave @CultureCrave Tumblr is now allowing nudity t tumblr dot com (its christmas) 2:58 AM Nov 2, 2022. Twitter Web App Stall 1h ago This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here. We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr. Today, we're taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form) ...

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