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The Economy Stinks, Bees Are Dying, & Movies/tv shows Are Pretty Much All Reboots and live action Now.

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nessa007 FILM Film Updates @FilmUpdates. 3h UPDATES Upcoming reboots that are in the works: • TWILIGHT • HARRY POTTER • KICK-ASS • SUITS • THE OFFICE nessa007 219 - P MOTOR 7 1,347 ❤ 1,863 I don't want these. il₁1 376K DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 4h Live-action remakes for 'FROZEN', 'TANGLED' and 'THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG' are rumored to be in the works at Disney. (Source: thedisinsider.com/2023/10/18/all...) Di ... movies/ the economy stinks, bees are dying, and tv shows are pretty much all reboots and live actions now

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F--K his dad!

dormouseking i told my friend's dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes "i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual" and friend got kinda mad at me Imao that-twink-over-there Follow F--- his dad mananabuffins Follow F--- his dad penumant Follow F--- his dad emilynyaaa Follow F--- his dad fourty7out Follow F--- his dad Follow 47.2K notes ↑ tl

dormouseking i told my friend's dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes "i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual" and friend got kinda mad at me Imao that-twink-over-there Follow F--- his dad mananabuffins Follow F--- his dad penumant Follow F--- his dad emilynyaaa Follow F--- his dad fourty7out Follow F--- his dad Follow 47.2K notes ↑ tl

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"I love how TUMBLR users play with jpegs like dolls" - Example #3

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Modern Day Medusa

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"I love how TUMBLR users play with jpegs like dolls" - Example #2 SPINCH YEEN

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Full Volume Table

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"I love how TUMBLR users play with jpegs like dolls" - Example #1

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Tumblr is a gigantic chaotic theater where anybody can stand up and shout and we all pay attention

coolfrogdude Follow патором Doctor: $140k a year bañ Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Aum I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff doctors are b------- and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service. ... Some insisting I was faking for attention. Also I can't go to a doctor. and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with t--- to match, now can I ophanouroboros 589.3K notes i think you're lowballing the furry art amant Hoh Furry artist or Patreon: $160k a year рас 4 no matter how I respond to this I don't look good, well played. Did you legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant? original thread by @pukicho and several other users You will die in 7 days It took doctors like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong. with me, While a furry artist I knew just went "that sounds like crohn's" and ended up being right. you (ould it you weren't a f------ Coward I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

coolfrogdude Follow патором Doctor: $140k a year bañ Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that. Aum I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff doctors are b------- and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service. ... Some insisting I was faking for attention. Also I can't go to a doctor. and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with t--- to match, now can I ophanouroboros 589.3K notes i think you're lowballing the furry art amant Hoh Furry artist or Patreon: $160k a year рас 4 no matter how I respond to this I don't look good, well played. Did you legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant? original thread by @pukicho and several other users You will die in 7 days It took doctors like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong. with me, While a furry artist I knew just went "that sounds like crohn's" and ended up being right. you (ould it you weren't a f------ Coward I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

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Cartoon Snakes Using Their Coils as Arms is Peak Animation

aptronyms shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. aptronyms this is what it's all about

aptronyms shoutout to anthropomorphic snakes in animated movies doing poses that would normally require arms by creatively using their coils as arms instead. aptronyms this is what it's all about

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Of activism and hate

tearlessrain Follow I really do think an important component of activism is to make sure your motivation is based on a desire to help/improve things for the people being harmed by a system, and not hatred for the ones doing the harm. both for mental health reasons, and because either way you're training your neural pathways and it's gonna turn out a lot better for literally everyone if the question on everyone's mind after achieving a goal is "how/which people can we help next, what's the next step for improving things" and not "who do we need to attack next." I'm not saying don't be angry, there are a lot of good reasons to be angry right now and it makes for an excellent kick in the pants, just don't define yourself by it or it's gonna poison you and potentially do collateral damage. Proach-works Follow 1. the easiest people to attack will always be whoever's closest and whoever's vulnerable. 2. if you're training yourself to enjoy the thrill of righteous violence, your easiest, quickest joy is going to be from attacking someone in your peer group, not whoever's actually got the social leverage to be oppressing you. 3. this is called lateral violence and is the absolute bane of activist circles everywhere.

tearlessrain Follow I really do think an important component of activism is to make sure your motivation is based on a desire to help/improve things for the people being harmed by a system, and not hatred for the ones doing the harm. both for mental health reasons, and because either way you're training your neural pathways and it's gonna turn out a lot better for literally everyone if the question on everyone's mind after achieving a goal is "how/which people can we help next, what's the next step for improving things" and not "who do we need to attack next." I'm not saying don't be angry, there are a lot of good reasons to be angry right now and it makes for an excellent kick in the pants, just don't define yourself by it or it's gonna poison you and potentially do collateral damage. Proach-works Follow 1. the easiest people to attack will always be whoever's closest and whoever's vulnerable. 2. if you're training yourself to enjoy the thrill of righteous violence, your easiest, quickest joy is going to be from attacking someone in your peer group, not whoever's actually got the social leverage to be oppressing you. 3. this is called lateral violence and is the absolute bane of activist circles everywhere.

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Oh, you all come to the clown website and you’re shocked to see a clown?

hayslime Open Image in New Tab Save Image As... Copy Image Copy Image Link Email Image... Set Image as Desktop Back Inspect (Q) Block element... removing the dumbass stupid pirate clown on my feed 11,024 notes tattedpetticoats OH JESUS CHRIST THANK F--- SOMEONE ELSE IS SEEING IT dduane Same. FFS, whose "good idea" was this?! shuunnico Oh, you all come to the clown website and you're shocked to see a clown? You knew what you were getting into. 17

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GUARDS IMPREGNATE THIS MAN

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Removing JAPANESE DEITY's name from the videogame, because Izanami's Name spelt backwards is "I'm a Nazi"

beardedmrbean Call of Duty renames controversial MW2 Operator Call of Duty has renamed the controversial 'Izanami' Operator skin after backlash from players about it being GGRECON.COM The crazies on twitter got upset that a character named after an actual Shinto goddess (Izanami) spelled backwards reads I'm a nazi. Clown world Submitted by @mister-christmas Charlielntel ✔ @charlieINTEL . Follow For people asking where is the Izanami bundle, Activision renamed the bundle to Izzy. If you want to know why, spell the izanami name backwards. There is not a confirmed release date for this bundle, but rumors suggest next week. Izzy [In-Season - Bundle) Biographical intel for this Operator has been [[REDACTED]]. Izanami - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izanami Name CALL-DUTY MIN ******** Izanami (1), formally known as Izanami-no-Mikoto ( meaning "She-who-invites" or the "Female-who-invites"), is the creator deity of both creation and death in Japanese mythology, as well as the Shinto mother goddess. She and her brother-husband Izanagi are the last of the ... See more Her name is given in the Kojiki (c. 712 AD) both as Izanami-no-Kami (*) and Izanami-no-Mikoto (B), while the Nihon Shoki (720 AD) refers to her as Izanami-no-Mikoto, with the name written in different See more W Cheat the W Lagent fina sty seday h The 3 Fatmibuban The (Creating) Arti T mம் Americans need to stop, we look bad enough on the world stage already with all the bs our politicians do and the nonsense being shoveled out in our schools, don't need to go into insulting other cultures because we don't like the way their deities are spelled when it's done phonetically in a language that is not terribly compatible with the first one. Then again. Anonymous asked: you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family "****"bur you raised mexican catholic"*" whatever the f--- mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that? roswell-newton-vargas answered: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of "high ranking" nazi? anonymous asked I'm unfollowing and blocking you and reporting you. You claim to be a nazi? I don't care if you're jewish. Saying you're mixed "Ashkenazi" is disgusting. I don't know what ashke means, but a nazi in a different language is still a nazi. I see you speaking German on here too. Stop proudly flaunting your f------ German nazi status if you claim to be Jewish. safersefirot Follow It's not like these people care about anything other than virtue signaling. 20 Why bother with looking anything up if you can just be wrong and get angry instead? For the record "Ashkenazi" indicates a ethnically Jewish person of European heritage, Think they're the largest group by population might be wrong tho. Sephardic is another branch in Europe, they're mostly in the Iberian Peninsula area, or were I don't know where the populations have gotten off to currently. exsjwagainstextremism removing innocuous references to foreign cultures in the name of combatting racism, hm?

beardedmrbean Call of Duty renames controversial MW2 Operator Call of Duty has renamed the controversial 'Izanami' Operator skin after backlash from players about it being GGRECON.COM The crazies on twitter got upset that a character named after an actual Shinto goddess (Izanami) spelled backwards reads I'm a nazi. Clown world Submitted by @mister-christmas Charlielntel ✔ @charlieINTEL . Follow For people asking where is the Izanami bundle, Activision renamed the bundle to Izzy. If you want to know why, spell the izanami name backwards. There is not a confirmed release date for this bundle, but rumors suggest next week. Izzy [In-Season - Bundle) Biographical intel for this Operator has been [[REDACTED]]. Izanami - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izanami Name CALL-DUTY MIN ******** Izanami (1), formally known as Izanami-no-Mikoto ( meaning "She-who-invites" or the "Female-who-invites"), is the creator deity of both creation and death in Japanese mythology, as well as the Shinto mother goddess. She and her brother-husband Izanagi are the last of the ... See more Her name is given in the Kojiki (c. 712 AD) both as Izanami-no-Kami (*) and Izanami-no-Mikoto (B), while the Nihon Shoki (720 AD) refers to her as Izanami-no-Mikoto, with the name written in different See more W Cheat the W Lagent fina sty seday h The 3 Fatmibuban The (Creating) Arti T mம் Americans need to stop, we look bad enough on the world stage already with all the bs our politicians do and the nonsense being shoveled out in our schools, don't need to go into insulting other cultures because we don't like the way their deities are spelled when it's done phonetically in a language that is not terribly compatible with the first one. Then again. Anonymous asked: you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family "****"bur you raised mexican catholic"*" whatever the f--- mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that? roswell-newton-vargas answered: Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes. Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of "high ranking" nazi? anonymous asked I'm unfollowing and blocking you and reporting you. You claim to be a nazi? I don't care if you're jewish. Saying you're mixed "Ashkenazi" is disgusting. I don't know what ashke means, but a nazi in a different language is still a nazi. I see you speaking German on here too. Stop proudly flaunting your f------ German nazi status if you claim to be Jewish. safersefirot Follow It's not like these people care about anything other than virtue signaling. 20 Why bother with looking anything up if you can just be wrong and get angry instead? For the record "Ashkenazi" indicates a ethnically Jewish person of European heritage, Think they're the largest group by population might be wrong tho. Sephardic is another branch in Europe, they're mostly in the Iberian Peninsula area, or were I don't know where the populations have gotten off to currently. exsjwagainstextremism removing innocuous references to foreign cultures in the name of combatting racism, hm?

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Learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of.

wafflebloggies Follow Manchester N... . This afternoon The Queen has been transformed into a barbie doll to commemorate her 96th birthday hypercharges kaban-bang Follow wildhumanhasappeared Follow GIF by blondebrainpower #oh people dont know about the barbie customization community buying this doll just to be behead it because it has a unique body type yet #funniest barbie drama ive seen in a while tbh thunderwhenhepurrs Follow *coughs* Friendly doll person here. So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There's your normal body, but there's also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now. Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie. Sa Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We've gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik. This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there's been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth - but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls! general-cerberus Follow The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

wafflebloggies Follow Manchester N... . This afternoon The Queen has been transformed into a barbie doll to commemorate her 96th birthday hypercharges kaban-bang Follow wildhumanhasappeared Follow GIF by blondebrainpower #oh people dont know about the barbie customization community buying this doll just to be behead it because it has a unique body type yet #funniest barbie drama ive seen in a while tbh thunderwhenhepurrs Follow *coughs* Friendly doll person here. So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There's your normal body, but there's also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now. Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie. Sa Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We've gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik. This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there's been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth - but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls! general-cerberus Follow The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

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Your home has the Aesthetic of a dentists office and the comfort level of an airport lounge

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My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

woolandflax Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee- Chinese characters range from 1 to 64 strokes. The stroke count woolandflax 0 Pinyin Definition Radical □ you 魚鱻 yè 0 feng dá Owèng nóng lots of fish the appearance of a dragon walking Stroke HS count leve 140.39 43 195.33 44 147.37 44 182.37 46 woolandflax 212.32 48 E134.42 48 F173.40 48 182.39 48 roar of thunders; bèng thunderpeal, 173.44 52 very loud sounds Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me My beloved son just trying to write his name in kindergarten IG @omgprblem

woolandflax Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee- Chinese characters range from 1 to 64 strokes. The stroke count woolandflax 0 Pinyin Definition Radical □ you 魚鱻 yè 0 feng dá Owèng nóng lots of fish the appearance of a dragon walking Stroke HS count leve 140.39 43 195.33 44 147.37 44 182.37 46 woolandflax 212.32 48 E134.42 48 F173.40 48 182.39 48 roar of thunders; bèng thunderpeal, 173.44 52 very loud sounds Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me My beloved son just trying to write his name in kindergarten IG @omgprblem

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The C O N E

bastardcircus Follow Ok, God, I am f------ wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I'll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, "Yeah ok so if there's a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this" and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my s--- because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably f------ funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there's a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months bastardcircus Follow THIS IS F------ IT, IT'S SO F------ RIDICULOUS!!!!! unclefather Follow you will be turned to icing if you don't start acting correctally. trinitite-princess Follow naughty rodents go into the icing cone

bastardcircus Follow Ok, God, I am f------ wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I'll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, "Yeah ok so if there's a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this" and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my s--- because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably f------ funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there's a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months bastardcircus Follow THIS IS F------ IT, IT'S SO F------ RIDICULOUS!!!!! unclefather Follow you will be turned to icing if you don't start acting correctally. trinitite-princess Follow naughty rodents go into the icing cone

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Vanilla rant

kirbyofthestars people have the audacity to equate vanilla with "plain". the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don't understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i'm going to kill you

kirbyofthestars people have the audacity to equate vanilla with "plain". the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don't understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i'm going to kill you

The trick to a good insult

folieadeuxsday Follow Apr 18 the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you're talking about folieadeuxsday Follow Apr 18 "you look like the minotaur" → whatever "you look like you have a bull's head" → slightly funnier "you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete" → there we go 30,487 notes 51 D

folieadeuxsday Follow Apr 18 the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you're talking about folieadeuxsday Follow Apr 18 "you look like the minotaur" → whatever "you look like you have a bull's head" → slightly funnier "you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete" → there we go 30,487 notes 51 D

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Every mythology has some variation of "And then there was This Asshole"

Elec havenfable Seguir Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny. Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored. Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious. Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude. labelleizzy Seguir Diné mythology: Unfortunately, Coyote had "a good idea". skywardkonahriks Celtic Mythology: Unfortunately you p----- off the Fae theinfiknight Seguir Hindu mythology: Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva little-urban-witch Seguir I love how everyone's mythology has some variation of "And then there was This A------" 41.639 notas A 1]

Elec havenfable Seguir Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny. Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored. Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious. Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude. labelleizzy Seguir Diné mythology: Unfortunately, Coyote had "a good idea". skywardkonahriks Celtic Mythology: Unfortunately you p----- off the Fae theinfiknight Seguir Hindu mythology: Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva little-urban-witch Seguir I love how everyone's mythology has some variation of "And then there was This A------" 41.639 notas A 1]

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