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Various Folklore

weaver-z Follow Mar 21 Mar 21.8 months ago I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard weaver-z Mar 21 Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location. British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief....... German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite

weaver-z Follow Mar 21 Mar 21.8 months ago I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard weaver-z Mar 21 Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location. British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief....... German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite

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School

jimmydevs-deactivated20181005 Anonymous asked: what r u taking in uni jimmydevs-deactivated20181005 answered: Mainly the pi vg

jimmydevs-deactivated20181005 Anonymous asked: what r u taking in uni jimmydevs-deactivated20181005 answered: Mainly the pi vg

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Santa's Reindeer

one-time-i-dreamt I've been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa's reindeer are gals coccineusrosso they're WHAT NOW one-time-i-dreamt gals, theY'RE GALS one-time-i-dreamt Follow male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter and what do Santa's reindeer have? ANTLERS ... : ... ...

one-time-i-dreamt I've been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa's reindeer are gals coccineusrosso they're WHAT NOW one-time-i-dreamt gals, theY'RE GALS one-time-i-dreamt Follow male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter and what do Santa's reindeer have? ANTLERS ... : ... ...

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Citation-less Behaviour

fluorescentbrains Follow citationless behavior carlyraejepsans :

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Yeah

420stuck when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing vardaesque fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFU FBUWBUFBUB louisloveeleanor exactly

420stuck when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing vardaesque fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFU FBUWBUFBUB louisloveeleanor exactly

Seems Suspicious

foxghost Tingler Value: 50 200 00 The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood is rushing through the area. Type: Ring +4 constitution +0.75 health regeneration in combat +15% to healing effects received *squints at suspiciously* I don't think this was made for fingers negativeonetwelfth if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

foxghost Tingler Value: 50 200 00 The whole hand tingles from wearing this ring, as if more blood is rushing through the area. Type: Ring +4 constitution +0.75 health regeneration in combat +15% to healing effects received *squints at suspiciously* I don't think this was made for fingers negativeonetwelfth if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

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Hmm

egberts the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn't rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn't work so they just said "well we still don't believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever"

egberts the flat earth society bought a $20,000 super accurate laser gyroscope to prove the earth doesn't rotate 15 degrees per hour and they kept getting results that proved it does so they kept altering the test to try and make it not drift 15 degrees but it didn't work so they just said "well we still don't believe it and we have other stuff that proves it so whatever"

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Cat Affirmations

● bamsara ● squidlykitten Follow 5m ago phantomrose96 Affirmations to read to your cat: 4d ago You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard Get off my keyboard #me earlier 3,417 notes

● bamsara ● squidlykitten Follow 5m ago phantomrose96 Affirmations to read to your cat: 4d ago You are strong, capable, and wise without standing on my keyboard You are respected and loved without standing on my keyboard You are capable of accomplishing all things you set your mind to without standing on my keyboard All things will come to you in time without standing on my keyboard There is wet-food and toy-time in your future without any need to stand on my keyboard Get off my keyboard #me earlier 3,417 notes

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We Don't Talk About It

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child's hand. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, "Don't you F dare," so hard that I take psychic damage.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child's hand. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, "Don't you F dare," so hard that I take psychic damage.

Bone World

revretch Follow Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world personalphilosophie Follow [ Mettere

revretch Follow Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world personalphilosophie Follow [ Mettere

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Pika-Clones

onemillionwordsofcrap Follow Nov 10 Nov 10.25 days ago Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point. Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

onemillionwordsofcrap Follow Nov 10 Nov 10.25 days ago Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point. Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

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Well?

arrowquillpokemon game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system me: apply pokemon logic miasmicsiren To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic. arrowquillpokemon yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons truthharbinger have you ever tried punching a bird

arrowquillpokemon game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system me: apply pokemon logic miasmicsiren To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic. arrowquillpokemon yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons truthharbinger have you ever tried punching a bird

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SURVIVE THE HORRORS 𝓣𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 SURVIVE THE HORRORS

yimra 9:14 AM- 10 AM 11 AM Noon 1 PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM Survive the horrors Treat break Survive the horrors kaleidoscope-cosmic-power

yimra 9:14 AM- 10 AM 11 AM Noon 1 PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM Survive the horrors Treat break Survive the horrors kaleidoscope-cosmic-power

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"UH OH! Pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today"

fertbutt Follow guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just tigerking-of-kings Follow itsasooz Follow I got inspired 133,405 notes 25c

fertbutt Follow guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just tigerking-of-kings Follow itsasooz Follow I got inspired 133,405 notes 25c

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"Having sex with your friends is basically Incest" is one HELL of a Take...

studentofetherium Follow "having sex with your friends is basically i-----" is a take of all time studentofetherium : Oh and btw, just so that everyone hates me for being right because I like to speak my mind; wanting to f--- your friends because you can't find a date (broad term here) comes from the same place as incestuous desires. I'm not kidding either. this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame 26,328 notes

studentofetherium Follow "having sex with your friends is basically i-----" is a take of all time studentofetherium : Oh and btw, just so that everyone hates me for being right because I like to speak my mind; wanting to f--- your friends because you can't find a date (broad term here) comes from the same place as incestuous desires. I'm not kidding either. this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame 26,328 notes

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Art Nouveau & Art Deco > Minimalism

victusinveritas Art Nouveau secundus-cinaedus ned6-go-away Here y'all go pitting two bad bitches against each other for no reason. no more brother wars me yokelfelonking Art Deco #we must combine forces against our true enemy: minimalism why would you hide this in the tags

victusinveritas Art Nouveau secundus-cinaedus ned6-go-away Here y'all go pitting two bad bitches against each other for no reason. no more brother wars me yokelfelonking Art Deco #we must combine forces against our true enemy: minimalism why would you hide this in the tags

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Half-Life 2 Tumblr Simulator

bowlerhatwearer Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It's safer here. mugenfinder "Don't like any gifsets, they put something in them, to make you queue up. I don't even remember my last 40 posts." NE mynonsenseistingling They're always reblogging but they never post... and the ones that do post...they never reply... you never see them follow... they're always liking... no one ever queues but they're always... they're always reblogging but they never post... pandacommander24a Hey, reblog this post. mugenfinder soOOLAT yyyyyyBỊ HHhHhHHAAAA! GnNNNINEPPAH EB TNAaAc sliiiHT!!!! sonicrumpets Follow trunk--slamchest About that reblog I owed ya! 259 little-king-john DASH CO Were you the only ones on that post? Tumblr said my mutual reblogged it, but whenever I visit their blog, it says something went wrong. I can't find them on my follower list either. It's nice though, that they're letting me wait until they fix the glitch. mugenfinder (OO) Nng - NGg PO-Owww PeNii ISS s

bowlerhatwearer Welcome. Welcome to Tumblr. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining social networking websites. I thought so much of Tumblr that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call Tumblr my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to Tumblr. It's safer here. mugenfinder "Don't like any gifsets, they put something in them, to make you queue up. I don't even remember my last 40 posts." NE mynonsenseistingling They're always reblogging but they never post... and the ones that do post...they never reply... you never see them follow... they're always liking... no one ever queues but they're always... they're always reblogging but they never post... pandacommander24a Hey, reblog this post. mugenfinder soOOLAT yyyyyyBỊ HHhHhHHAAAA! GnNNNINEPPAH EB TNAaAc sliiiHT!!!! sonicrumpets Follow trunk--slamchest About that reblog I owed ya! 259 little-king-john DASH CO Were you the only ones on that post? Tumblr said my mutual reblogged it, but whenever I visit their blog, it says something went wrong. I can't find them on my follower list either. It's nice though, that they're letting me wait until they fix the glitch. mugenfinder (OO) Nng - NGg PO-Owww PeNii ISS s

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Graceful Degradation Technology

emmaklee Chris Palmieri @cpalmieri This is how you design with graceful degradation: Muji's flashlight works whether you have one or four batteries, double or triple A. 単3形単4形 2:24 AM - 30 Sep 2017 pourquoiwhy I learned a new concept Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine) Follow biglawbear Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation. ims-oti-red This is fascinating. uncle-mojave Need more

emmaklee Chris Palmieri @cpalmieri This is how you design with graceful degradation: Muji's flashlight works whether you have one or four batteries, double or triple A. 単3形単4形 2:24 AM - 30 Sep 2017 pourquoiwhy I learned a new concept Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine) Follow biglawbear Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation. ims-oti-red This is fascinating. uncle-mojave Need more

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Cooking VS Baking VS Pastry recipe Rules (May god help you)

marisatomay Follow cooking the recipe is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules. marisatomay baking the recipe is not just a rule. It is a law, as immutable as gravity. #cooking: T=3 Baking:π=3.14 Pastry:T=3.14159265359 (God help you) 130,476 notes you're the only person who gets it #the rest of you need to sit down and LISTEN.... E tl

marisatomay Follow cooking the recipe is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules. marisatomay baking the recipe is not just a rule. It is a law, as immutable as gravity. #cooking: T=3 Baking:π=3.14 Pastry:T=3.14159265359 (God help you) 130,476 notes you're the only person who gets it #the rest of you need to sit down and LISTEN.... E tl

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"You don’t ask a man whose mustache looks like that if melodrama is essential."

everyday-deeds-deactivated20180 MR. POIROT, IS THIS MELODRAMA ESSENTIAL? Every Agatha Christie's Poirot case wrap-up, every time. harriet-spy Follow "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it." suzie-guru Follow You don't ask man whose mustache looks like that if melodrama is essential. 55,743 notes 17 3

everyday-deeds-deactivated20180 MR. POIROT, IS THIS MELODRAMA ESSENTIAL? Every Agatha Christie's Poirot case wrap-up, every time. harriet-spy Follow "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it." suzie-guru Follow You don't ask man whose mustache looks like that if melodrama is essential. 55,743 notes 17 3

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