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lazorbeanz 601 Follow Took this photo a while back and now I can't unsee it... #we are numba wahhh-ne aye

lazorbeanz 601 Follow Took this photo a while back and now I can't unsee it... #we are numba wahhh-ne aye

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Be Afraid

crazy-brazilian Nov 9, 2023 This is your last warning. The next time you vandalise Wikipedia, you will be shot. sonnetseven Jan 21 We will change your auxiliary verbs from IS to WAS

crazy-brazilian Nov 9, 2023 This is your last warning. The next time you vandalise Wikipedia, you will be shot. sonnetseven Jan 21 We will change your auxiliary verbs from IS to WAS

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Same

kehinki god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. "wanna go on an adventure?" *goes to mcdonald's for ice cream at 1am* annapineappel Follow May 26, 2020 It's me; I am people lol

kehinki god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. "wanna go on an adventure?" *goes to mcdonald's for ice cream at 1am* annapineappel Follow May 26, 2020 It's me; I am people lol

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Zero Gravity Wine

organical-mechanical Follow my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello organical-mechanical voidworshipper 7h ago *hands u a glass of wine but I tip it over to prove it won't spill like a dairy queen employee with a blizzard* 2,969 notes DD

organical-mechanical Follow my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello organical-mechanical voidworshipper 7h ago *hands u a glass of wine but I tip it over to prove it won't spill like a dairy queen employee with a blizzard* 2,969 notes DD

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They Clash

angelicguy Follow my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine milk5 Follow you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise. angelicguy Follow dude hes three.... bumblespam-hdd Follow And uncultured. Get a new child

angelicguy Follow my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine milk5 Follow you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise. angelicguy Follow dude hes three.... bumblespam-hdd Follow And uncultured. Get a new child

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This Scale

cungadero Follow every cat exists on a sliding scale of 'unit' to 'goblin' with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum deepnest oriental shorthair sphinx devon rex a normal f cat british shorthair exotic longhair GOBLIN UNIT

cungadero Follow every cat exists on a sliding scale of 'unit' to 'goblin' with exotic longhairs and oriental shorthairs both being on the extreme yet opposite ends of the spectrum deepnest oriental shorthair sphinx devon rex a normal f cat british shorthair exotic longhair GOBLIN UNIT

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He's a Friend

prohaloplayer Follow Mar 31 i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you felitomkinson Jun 19 Follow this post pulls me out of depression every time i have it on speed dial

prohaloplayer Follow Mar 31 i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you felitomkinson Jun 19 Follow this post pulls me out of depression every time i have it on speed dial

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Slightly Unsettling

alarmingpenguin Sarah → @SarahEliza_99 cheese is just a loaf of milk 2:21 PM - 22 Jul 19 - Twitter for iPhone She's right and I'm scared urbanfantasyinspiration This implies a liquid form of bread Beer i-am-the-broken-bride

alarmingpenguin Sarah → @SarahEliza_99 cheese is just a loaf of milk 2:21 PM - 22 Jul 19 - Twitter for iPhone She's right and I'm scared urbanfantasyinspiration This implies a liquid form of bread Beer i-am-the-broken-bride

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Soup Fantasies

wastehound-voof Follow 4d ago Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini? Me: Yes, right here. Lady: Is how much? Me: $2.99 a pound. Lady: It's usually $1.49. Me: Yes, in the summer. Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup. Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making? Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup. And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady. 33K notes

wastehound-voof Follow 4d ago Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini? Me: Yes, right here. Lady: Is how much? Me: $2.99 a pound. Lady: It's usually $1.49. Me: Yes, in the summer. Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup. Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making? Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup. And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady. 33K notes

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Swapped Forever

anonymous asked a friend of mine got top surgery and they swapped his n. like he had a mole next to one and after the surgery the mole was on the other side stealthboy Follow oh my god? huffylemon Follow the ol switcheroo 26 111 n i 3

anonymous asked a friend of mine got top surgery and they swapped his n. like he had a mole next to one and after the surgery the mole was on the other side stealthboy Follow oh my god? huffylemon Follow the ol switcheroo 26 111 n i 3

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Wishing Him the Best

sketiana Follow if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days sketiana if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and p zeus off enough to kill me or himself sketiana no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best 100 CV

sketiana Follow if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days sketiana if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and p zeus off enough to kill me or himself sketiana no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best 100 CV

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Body Positivity Things

champagnemoon Follow body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity soup-mood Follow tastykeratin hanschensolo Nobody NEEDS to find any- body attractive but everybo- dy NEEDS to find all physi- cal flaws insiginifigant when judging a person's worth this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about 26,964 notes 17

champagnemoon Follow body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity soup-mood Follow tastykeratin hanschensolo Nobody NEEDS to find any- body attractive but everybo- dy NEEDS to find all physi- cal flaws insiginifigant when judging a person's worth this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about 26,964 notes 17

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Hmmm

harmoniousalgorithm This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: They're different. theromanticanon harmoniousalgorithm alpacaquest ☑ 28,921 This is Korean: This is Japanese: 00000 This is Chinese: □□ They're different. It all looks the same to me

harmoniousalgorithm This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: They're different. theromanticanon harmoniousalgorithm alpacaquest ☑ 28,921 This is Korean: This is Japanese: 00000 This is Chinese: □□ They're different. It all looks the same to me

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Hard Work

atlas-s Follow ← Today I am looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $5000 This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be selling Crack 1:13 AM 2urban2fantasy Follow Oh thank God a reputable profession &

atlas-s Follow ← Today I am looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $5000 This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be selling Crack 1:13 AM 2urban2fantasy Follow Oh thank God a reputable profession &

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So Embarrassing

doyouknowwhatimeme Follow Brianna @singingbirth I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store scumcathundredaire Follow 53.8K notes D

doyouknowwhatimeme Follow Brianna @singingbirth I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store scumcathundredaire Follow 53.8K notes D

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German Dinos

swaggersbackto-theimpala I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW democracykills it's too early for this redvinesgiraffe GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL fieldbears WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON marvelous-freeman Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

swaggersbackto-theimpala I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW democracykills it's too early for this redvinesgiraffe GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL fieldbears WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON marvelous-freeman Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

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Good Boys

memeclassheroes dog dog cerberus dog gailyinthedark Obserwuj dying autisticexpression Obserwuj That means you'll get to meet him soon!

memeclassheroes dog dog cerberus dog gailyinthedark Obserwuj dying autisticexpression Obserwuj That means you'll get to meet him soon!

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These Are Good

spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! -you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on - don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS - there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big -like digging a pond and hoping for ducks faedex This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! -you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on - don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS - there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big -like digging a pond and hoping for ducks faedex This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

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the demiurge's curse

caesarsaladinn Follow everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse ●●●

caesarsaladinn Follow everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse ●●●

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I think more of us need to be aware of this.

vacuously-true Follow Sometimes people bitch about media, both fiction and nonfiction, that they think "humanizes" bad people, especially bigots fascists Nazis et cetera. And I'm just like. Hey. Hey. The problem is. They ARE human. HUMANS did that. Your next door neighbor could do that. Your grandma could do that. You could do that. "No I'm a good person" why? Because you've gotten lucky and not seen propaganda yet that perfectly hit your buttons? Because you had people to correct you when you f----- up? Idk man I don't think we're all so different from the bad people. We're all just people. Reminding ourselves of our shared humanity with terrible people does NOT serve to justify their actions. It serves to remind us that the seeds of what happened to them could get into us as well, or might already have. It reminds us to be vigilant and interrogate the hatred inside us. If you convince yourself that you're just an Inherently Good Person who would never believe hateful things well. Now any little hateful thing that makes its way inside you undetected is never going to be interrogated. It will be left to grow undisturbed. If you remember that those things can get into anyone, you know to look out for them, and weed them out when they appear, and take the criticism when others point them out in you. So remember, that could have been you. If you forget, maybe it will be. 29,510 notes 2 D

vacuously-true Follow Sometimes people bitch about media, both fiction and nonfiction, that they think "humanizes" bad people, especially bigots fascists Nazis et cetera. And I'm just like. Hey. Hey. The problem is. They ARE human. HUMANS did that. Your next door neighbor could do that. Your grandma could do that. You could do that. "No I'm a good person" why? Because you've gotten lucky and not seen propaganda yet that perfectly hit your buttons? Because you had people to correct you when you f----- up? Idk man I don't think we're all so different from the bad people. We're all just people. Reminding ourselves of our shared humanity with terrible people does NOT serve to justify their actions. It serves to remind us that the seeds of what happened to them could get into us as well, or might already have. It reminds us to be vigilant and interrogate the hatred inside us. If you convince yourself that you're just an Inherently Good Person who would never believe hateful things well. Now any little hateful thing that makes its way inside you undetected is never going to be interrogated. It will be left to grow undisturbed. If you remember that those things can get into anyone, you know to look out for them, and weed them out when they appear, and take the criticism when others point them out in you. So remember, that could have been you. If you forget, maybe it will be. 29,510 notes 2 D

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