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shadow-von-vamp 10h ago Follow it's so sad that bowser and eggman broke up robeatnic Follow 8h ago stop posting about my divorce shadow-von-vamp 8h ago

shadow-von-vamp 10h ago Follow it's so sad that bowser and eggman broke up robeatnic Follow 8h ago stop posting about my divorce shadow-von-vamp 8h ago

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Red flag

froody Follow I think dudes who say s like "I couldn't love a child that wasn't mine" shouldn't have kids froody Follow "I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man's child" another man's child? not your hypothetical wife's child? you look at a kid and see another man's trophy instead of seeing a human being? I'm not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child

froody Follow I think dudes who say s like "I couldn't love a child that wasn't mine" shouldn't have kids froody Follow "I could never be a stepdad because I could never love another man's child" another man's child? not your hypothetical wife's child? you look at a kid and see another man's trophy instead of seeing a human being? I'm not sure you could successfully be a parent to your own biological child

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Good to know

where-is-tom-scott-today Follow I am here in a personal h of my own creation Submitted by creepymutelilbugger #submission #spec ops the line

where-is-tom-scott-today Follow I am here in a personal h of my own creation Submitted by creepymutelilbugger #submission #spec ops the line

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Spot the difference

baskipps Follow Before After HRT for cartoon characters that just does this #so cute honestly 214 notes D

baskipps Follow Before After HRT for cartoon characters that just does this #so cute honestly 214 notes D

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They are not

BASIC dashcon-two reblogged ▼ Pinned dashcon-two Follow I love you They're doing Dashcon Two Prepare yourself. dashcon-two Follow Yes, its real. Source (dashcontwo.com)

BASIC dashcon-two reblogged ▼ Pinned dashcon-two Follow I love you They're doing Dashcon Two Prepare yourself. dashcon-two Follow Yes, its real. Source (dashcontwo.com)

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Mario vs HOA

S How l'a looking at my resident'a Toad who'a works at HOA and'a gets mad at me because l'a put a big bunch of'a letters on my'a house that'a say MARIO on it because it'a Mario house and he'a gets upset because it's not up to standard but l'a JUST got done carrying him (ABOVE MY HEAD) through'a a level in New Super Mario Bros Wii and l'a didn't even get him hit even'a one time. sm64mario They'a all call their houses'a Toad Houses but l'a can't call my house Mario House?

S How l'a looking at my resident'a Toad who'a works at HOA and'a gets mad at me because l'a put a big bunch of'a letters on my'a house that'a say MARIO on it because it'a Mario house and he'a gets upset because it's not up to standard but l'a JUST got done carrying him (ABOVE MY HEAD) through'a a level in New Super Mario Bros Wii and l'a didn't even get him hit even'a one time. sm64mario They'a all call their houses'a Toad Houses but l'a can't call my house Mario House?

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Creature milk

alphacrone Follow Dec 19, 2023 Dec 19, 2023.7 months ago when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house podcastwizard Follow Dec 19, 2023 me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature podcastwizard Dec 21, 2023 had food poisoning when i posted this martinkhall Follow Dec 21, 2023 ... Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it. podcastwizard Dec 21, 2023 oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk ...

alphacrone Follow Dec 19, 2023 Dec 19, 2023.7 months ago when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house podcastwizard Follow Dec 19, 2023 me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature podcastwizard Dec 21, 2023 had food poisoning when i posted this martinkhall Follow Dec 21, 2023 ... Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it. podcastwizard Dec 21, 2023 oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk ...

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Anyone else have this phase?

ronandhermy it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase...like, what did you even do during your childhood? hip-hip-bourree this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate??? odinsnotwearingmakeup That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist im-the-swamp-witch Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

ronandhermy it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase...like, what did you even do during your childhood? hip-hip-bourree this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate??? odinsnotwearingmakeup That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist im-the-swamp-witch Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

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How humiliating

Job Summary Please search for Larvitar He just loves to eat dirt! Please help! Client: Tyranitar Objective: Rescue Larvitar. Place: Shimmer Hill 11F Restrictions: None Difficulty: 3 (499) *3 rubberhosed imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they feat dirt

Job Summary Please search for Larvitar He just loves to eat dirt! Please help! Client: Tyranitar Objective: Rescue Larvitar. Place: Shimmer Hill 11F Restrictions: None Difficulty: 3 (499) *3 rubberhosed imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they feat dirt

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Yaugh

trupowieszcz Follow isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer trupowieszcz foulfantasyslime 10 godz. temu yeahg orion-the-onion 8 godz. temu yaugh my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

trupowieszcz Follow isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer trupowieszcz foulfantasyslime 10 godz. temu yeahg orion-the-onion 8 godz. temu yaugh my creepy monstrous henchmen agreeing with me

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How come

void-enthusiasts why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses todayiwrotenothing Yeah why can't I cumin my lover 65,1K notities

void-enthusiasts why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses todayiwrotenothing Yeah why can't I cumin my lover 65,1K notities

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Wife guy

womaninwinter Follow Jul 27 I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like "what's that" so I told it's a man who's obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, "well what do other people do??" icannotgetoverbirds Follow 5d ago But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having a WIFE ALT that for like a minute I lived in a world where MEN WHO HATE THEIR WIVES didn't exist. poor guy

womaninwinter Follow Jul 27 I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like "what's that" so I told it's a man who's obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, "well what do other people do??" icannotgetoverbirds Follow 5d ago But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having a WIFE ALT that for like a minute I lived in a world where MEN WHO HATE THEIR WIVES didn't exist. poor guy

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That's the point

inkskinned Follow "if you take medication for that, you'll be taking medication all your life!!" yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it's like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i'm pursuing irresponsibly. lady-harrowhark 601 Follow and the thrilling sequel: "taking meds for that is the easy way out!" right you are my dude, i'm a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

inkskinned Follow "if you take medication for that, you'll be taking medication all your life!!" yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it's like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i'm pursuing irresponsibly. lady-harrowhark 601 Follow and the thrilling sequel: "taking meds for that is the easy way out!" right you are my dude, i'm a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

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high internet intellectualism

toskarin my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen

toskarin my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen

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common factor

EL charlesoberonn Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society: reagan

EL charlesoberonn Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society: reagan

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Modernity has gone too far

baddywronglegs 31m ago You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions. "Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!" You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it. "Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit." You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there. A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app." Relenting, you scan the QR code. "Not compatible with your device." #This Putrid Modern H Blaze

baddywronglegs 31m ago You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions. "Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!" You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it. "Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit." You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there. A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app." Relenting, you scan the QR code. "Not compatible with your device." #This Putrid Modern H Blaze

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As long as it all goes right

uglygirlstatus i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

uglygirlstatus i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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Imagine that

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory. the-real-numbers Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükenScälden all over myself

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory. the-real-numbers Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükenScälden all over myself

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Nasty

despazito Follow Imagine flushing 300 years worth of wax out of an elf's stupid ears dimetrodone Where do you think mideval dungeons get all the wax in their candles from

despazito Follow Imagine flushing 300 years worth of wax out of an elf's stupid ears dimetrodone Where do you think mideval dungeons get all the wax in their candles from

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To spice things up

kygerbearr Follow May 24 mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little 44,581 notes Jun 28 ☑ on

kygerbearr Follow May 24 mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little 44,581 notes Jun 28 ☑ on

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