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Man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Master Sword in serious condition Pots were also smashed during altercation derples teganfeatsara that's how I wanna go Okay but if you read the article he wasn't stabbed he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

Man stabbed with Legend of Zelda Master Sword in serious condition Pots were also smashed during altercation derples teganfeatsara that's how I wanna go Okay but if you read the article he wasn't stabbed he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

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Different people, different needs

Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am - 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

Victor Linao @Linaowinmo "Diamonds are formed under pressure" And bread dough rises when you let it rest We're all our own things. What's motivating to you may be crippling to others. 1:43 am - 22 Jun 20 Twitter for Android kingscrown666 Follow There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

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It's just different

rosegardenofeden Follow Ah, the elusive poppyseed. If you asked me right now with a guto my head to tell me what it actually tasted like I would probably just have to the barrel and make it weird but one de cannot deny that a poppyseed bagel IS substantially different from a plain bagel. And it makes you fail drug tests. Truly a mysterious femme fatale if ever there was one #i adore posts like this. love your beautiful mind angel 7,145 notes DD

rosegardenofeden Follow Ah, the elusive poppyseed. If you asked me right now with a guto my head to tell me what it actually tasted like I would probably just have to the barrel and make it weird but one de cannot deny that a poppyseed bagel IS substantially different from a plain bagel. And it makes you fail drug tests. Truly a mysterious femme fatale if ever there was one #i adore posts like this. love your beautiful mind angel 7,145 notes DD

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Tsk tsk

lakemojave M Follow Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory? the-vaudevillain-deactivated202 ive never worked there. stop saying i work there thebonewitch Follow Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

lakemojave M Follow Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory? the-vaudevillain-deactivated202 ive never worked there. stop saying i work there thebonewitch Follow Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

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Goo

emmafrost-archive i raise you comic artists who can't draw kids and offer you comic artists who absolutely cannot draw babies GOO! sassytigercat what is a baby? a small man?

emmafrost-archive i raise you comic artists who can't draw kids and offer you comic artists who absolutely cannot draw babies GOO! sassytigercat what is a baby? a small man?

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NPCs

tittily after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service "hey how can i help you" and without missing a beat he accidentally said "hey what can i get ya" (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest I've ever felt to someone tittily we were two NPC's who met irl

tittily after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service "hey how can i help you" and without missing a beat he accidentally said "hey what can i get ya" (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest I've ever felt to someone tittily we were two NPC's who met irl

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Did you?

charlesoberonn Follow Yesterday Insight MEDICAL IMAGING Cloth Gowns charlesoberonn Follow Yesterday gardenvariety-jester charlesoberonn #I'm so glad we all collectively misread this 14,128 notes ...

charlesoberonn Follow Yesterday Insight MEDICAL IMAGING Cloth Gowns charlesoberonn Follow Yesterday gardenvariety-jester charlesoberonn #I'm so glad we all collectively misread this 14,128 notes ...

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It's not easy

cannibalchicken Follow Mar 30 Elly Bangs @elly_bangs Deeply haunted by a study that found human beings are *less than 50% accurate* in determining whether they are being flirted with. 2:27 PM 2023-02-04 664K Views 21K Likes 682 Retweets 333 Quotes rudecanadiantwo Follow 11 hr. ago Look. I'm sorry I'm 0% accurate and dragging the average down. uncle-mojave Follow 6 hr. ago Had a girl look me innthe eyes and tell me she wanted to go to bed while holding my hand so I told her that she better go then before she fell asleep. 1,060 notes D

cannibalchicken Follow Mar 30 Elly Bangs @elly_bangs Deeply haunted by a study that found human beings are *less than 50% accurate* in determining whether they are being flirted with. 2:27 PM 2023-02-04 664K Views 21K Likes 682 Retweets 333 Quotes rudecanadiantwo Follow 11 hr. ago Look. I'm sorry I'm 0% accurate and dragging the average down. uncle-mojave Follow 6 hr. ago Had a girl look me innthe eyes and tell me she wanted to go to bed while holding my hand so I told her that she better go then before she fell asleep. 1,060 notes D

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My fight or flight is broken

kosmogrl Follow Jun 1 How do I teach my body that the fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not social interaction Xanax yimra Follow Jun 2 2urban2fantasy Follow Jun 2 get into actual fights to the death to gain perspective supreme-leader-stoat Jun 2 10.9K 214

kosmogrl Follow Jun 1 How do I teach my body that the fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not social interaction Xanax yimra Follow Jun 2 2urban2fantasy Follow Jun 2 get into actual fights to the death to gain perspective supreme-leader-stoat Jun 2 10.9K 214

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To yearn

ultraviolence Follow Apr 15 fake idgafer, i saw you yearning

ultraviolence Follow Apr 15 fake idgafer, i saw you yearning

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Snail? Maybe?

vimbry Follow you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again vimbry

vimbry Follow you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again vimbry

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Gluten tag

HAVE A CLOWN TODAY? HERE I AM sadclowncentral Follow nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me a situation to be in HAVE YOU HUGGED A CLOWN TODA HERE sadclowncentral Follow anonymous asked: helicopter dead. s said gluten tag [ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deada said gluten tag ///end ID] :(

HAVE A CLOWN TODAY? HERE I AM sadclowncentral Follow nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me a situation to be in HAVE YOU HUGGED A CLOWN TODA HERE sadclowncentral Follow anonymous asked: helicopter dead. s said gluten tag [ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deada said gluten tag ///end ID] :(

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Panda theft

neilnevins: hectorsalamanca: Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [X] without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he's making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins: hectorsalamanca: Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [X] without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he's making a quick getaway with the baby panda

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What flavour is it?

bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

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I hate it

refridge: i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US CHRIST akaru By Your Side! Albertsons

refridge: i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US CHRIST akaru By Your Side! Albertsons

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There it is...

unclefather imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane. imagine that trashboat i'm thinking about it dailyskeletonreminders

unclefather imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane. imagine that trashboat i'm thinking about it dailyskeletonreminders

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He'll never know

vamprisms Follow 12:11 PM i'm sure frankenstein's monster had it rough but he could never know what it's like to have a mother who was so skinny before she had you vamprisms d up but at least sure all that abhorred by your creator stuff was fu he never suggested you go on a smoothie cleanse together

vamprisms Follow 12:11 PM i'm sure frankenstein's monster had it rough but he could never know what it's like to have a mother who was so skinny before she had you vamprisms d up but at least sure all that abhorred by your creator stuff was fu he never suggested you go on a smoothie cleanse together

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It's never a good time

beemovieerotica 2d ago never get a degree because then you'll go on reddit and see some guy confidently saying the most wrong things about your field of work and everyone is like "have my upvote, sir!" and all you can do is sit there and gnash your teeth because you don't speak reddit

beemovieerotica 2d ago never get a degree because then you'll go on reddit and see some guy confidently saying the most wrong things about your field of work and everyone is like "have my upvote, sir!" and all you can do is sit there and gnash your teeth because you don't speak reddit

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Real

ynurse reblogged themeoflauramp3 kyatra Follow i hate people who know highways. "I'm heading south on I-65" okay man. I'm moving my rook to c2 21.579 notes D

ynurse reblogged themeoflauramp3 kyatra Follow i hate people who know highways. "I'm heading south on I-65" okay man. I'm moving my rook to c2 21.579 notes D

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Fooled...

headspace-hotel Follow Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable e-102 Follow are you more stupid than a bird

headspace-hotel Follow Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable e-102 Follow are you more stupid than a bird

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