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hitp /www.deviantart.com Here Goes... by -KamanariDalceWolf Wel I buit up some courage and decided to submit a piece of mine1 call"Stary Night purplepaintiob: How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night as your own artwork...? THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEENIN A THOUSAN D YEARS

hitp /www.deviantart.com Here Goes... by -KamanariDalceWolf Wel I buit up some courage and decided to submit a piece of mine1 call"Stary Night purplepaintiob: How stupid do you have to think the Deviantart community is to try to pass off Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night as your own artwork...? THISI IS LEGIGITIAMTELY THE FUNNIEST HTING IVE SEENIN A THOUSAN D YEARS

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Give me a 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️L🅰️

korolevx why is misspelling the name of any soda so funny bepsi. boba bola. mountain dee. sprine. bargs root beeb

korolevx why is misspelling the name of any soda so funny bepsi. boba bola. mountain dee. sprine. bargs root beeb

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Apparently this guy is from between the lions

snoopingasusualisee pants whenever i hear the word funnyman this is the guy that first comes to mind oathgrowth i could have gone the entire rest of life without remembering this abomination

snoopingasusualisee pants whenever i hear the word funnyman this is the guy that first comes to mind oathgrowth i could have gone the entire rest of life without remembering this abomination

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There truly is a font for everything

kreuzader y'all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time kreuzader LEV CAEES

kreuzader y'all complaining about comic sans, papyrus and bleeding cowboys being the worst font but this is officially the worst font of all time kreuzader LEV CAEES

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Oh tumblr... sometimes I don't loathe you

bevbladehero everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry aatubesock have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they're so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone's beyblades so unfai beybladehero are you hitting on me atubesock thought you were a beyblade hero ebenezersceaux n----, you used a RC beyblade??? kill yourself angryblackman RC Beyblade? N---- you weak. a tubesock I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin bevbladehero I'm not wearin a bra angryblackman Yeah, yeah, that's cool and all. But this n---- used a Dranzer. A f------ Dranzer. That's more important than you not wearing a bra right now

bevbladehero everyone yelled at me for not wearing a bra tonight sorry aatubesock have you ever used the RC dragoon beyblade? dude they're so damn cheap like they stop spinning pretty fast but not before they wreck everyone's beyblades so unfai beybladehero are you hitting on me atubesock thought you were a beyblade hero ebenezersceaux n----, you used a RC beyblade??? kill yourself angryblackman RC Beyblade? N---- you weak. a tubesock I used a reg plastic dranzer man I got wrecked by RC dragoon namsayin bevbladehero I'm not wearin a bra angryblackman Yeah, yeah, that's cool and all. But this n---- used a Dranzer. A f------ Dranzer. That's more important than you not wearing a bra right now

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WTH are you guys writing?

seananmcquire straddling-the-atmosphere onceuponabopper thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy wittywallflower Writing is weird One minute you are telling a story. The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomat Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. what the hell are you guys writing? Mostly p--- 3 weeks ago はー

seananmcquire straddling-the-atmosphere onceuponabopper thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy wittywallflower Writing is weird One minute you are telling a story. The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or h---------- someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomat Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. what the hell are you guys writing? Mostly p--- 3 weeks ago はー

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Dreaming about furries randy?

scullyl: slimetony Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was wearing a full fursuit while giving the weather report It's weather, Randy POST DATA Source: slimetony Tags: #nightmares DO come true. Notes: 1223 txt DATE REBLOGGED [2017-03-14 03:51:55:369 AM] foosili: slimetony: Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was waering a full fursuit while giving the weather report Dreaming about furries randy? Everything I say is used against me POST DATA Source: slimetony Notes: 1223

scullyl: slimetony Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was wearing a full fursuit while giving the weather report It's weather, Randy POST DATA Source: slimetony Tags: #nightmares DO come true. Notes: 1223 txt DATE REBLOGGED [2017-03-14 03:51:55:369 AM] foosili: slimetony: Had a bad dream that they were talking about furries on the today show and Al Roker was waering a full fursuit while giving the weather report Dreaming about furries randy? Everything I say is used against me POST DATA Source: slimetony Notes: 1223

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[Insert Spongebob's Texas reference here]

I ha« to get up ond do things nooo RIy noood RI Riy RIY morning routine.png why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal Yes they are in every classroom in America Is that sarcasm no. do...do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms?? Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in? My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed no one tell them about the pledge the what public schools make every student say the pledge of allegiance before school starts every day it's f----- up my favourite thing is watching americans realise that america isn't the norm Least y'all aren't in f------ Texas. In Texas we have two flags, the United States flag and the Texas flag, and we pledge to them both every morning right before we have a moment of silence Do people not pledge to their state flag in states other than Texas I've never seen my state flag. anywhere

I ha« to get up ond do things nooo RIy noood RI Riy RIY morning routine.png why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal Yes they are in every classroom in America Is that sarcasm no. do...do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms?? Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in? My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed no one tell them about the pledge the what public schools make every student say the pledge of allegiance before school starts every day it's f----- up my favourite thing is watching americans realise that america isn't the norm Least y'all aren't in f------ Texas. In Texas we have two flags, the United States flag and the Texas flag, and we pledge to them both every morning right before we have a moment of silence Do people not pledge to their state flag in states other than Texas I've never seen my state flag. anywhere

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Content

de puublack Unable to find any ContentTM, I head North. puublack vno 0:06/o Crazy naked man on the snow VTo ViTo Channel

de puublack Unable to find any ContentTM, I head North. puublack vno 0:06/o Crazy naked man on the snow VTo ViTo Channel

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I'm gonna fucking pitch this to History Channel

valarhalla valarhalla Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico Also a whole bunch ofChinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EAMPIRE Reblogged 5 days ago from I-nobby-I (originally from valarhalla) 35,339 notes Source: valarhalla

valarhalla valarhalla Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico Also a whole bunch ofChinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EAMPIRE Reblogged 5 days ago from I-nobby-I (originally from valarhalla) 35,339 notes Source: valarhalla

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"dug deep for their spare change"

THE NEW YORKER SUBSCRIBE When Ivanka was a kid, she got frustrated because she couldn't set up a lemonade stand in Trump Tower. "We had no such advantages," she writes, meaning, in this case, an ordinary home on an ordinary street. She and her brothers finally tried to sell lemonade at their summer place in Connecticut, but their neighborhood was so ritzy that there was no foot traffic. "As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer," she writes They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who "dug deep for their spare change." The lesson, she says, is that the kids "made the best of a bad situation." In Tweet link jonstarks randumbdaze -my-way imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money i hate IM WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY Reblogged 2 days ago from chubbypixel (originally from paxamericana) 87,367 notes Source: paxamericana

THE NEW YORKER SUBSCRIBE When Ivanka was a kid, she got frustrated because she couldn't set up a lemonade stand in Trump Tower. "We had no such advantages," she writes, meaning, in this case, an ordinary home on an ordinary street. She and her brothers finally tried to sell lemonade at their summer place in Connecticut, but their neighborhood was so ritzy that there was no foot traffic. "As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer," she writes They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who "dug deep for their spare change." The lesson, she says, is that the kids "made the best of a bad situation." In Tweet link jonstarks randumbdaze -my-way imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money i hate IM WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY Reblogged 2 days ago from chubbypixel (originally from paxamericana) 87,367 notes Source: paxamericana

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Got damn mind

baedesu erotheduke blxxdfae i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say london has fallen what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? w--?? We have states bigger than your entire country ur largest city New York City/ Land area 789 km2 london London / Area 1,572 km2 Oh... honey....honey no Chicago metropolitan area / Area 28,120 km2 I'm about to blow everyone's got damn mind a size of jacksonville flin square ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING MAPS Jacksonville / Area 301 ach Orange 2,290 km2 Not a metropolitan area, just f------ Jacksonville I USED T RULE THE WORLD YOU KNO OK DAD

baedesu erotheduke blxxdfae i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say london has fallen what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? w--?? We have states bigger than your entire country ur largest city New York City/ Land area 789 km2 london London / Area 1,572 km2 Oh... honey....honey no Chicago metropolitan area / Area 28,120 km2 I'm about to blow everyone's got damn mind a size of jacksonville flin square ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING MAPS Jacksonville / Area 301 ach Orange 2,290 km2 Not a metropolitan area, just f------ Jacksonville I USED T RULE THE WORLD YOU KNO OK DAD

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Pancake Discourse

anonymous asked Im making the entire alphabet out of pancakes!!!" AKA "I have to lie on tumbir to appear cute and interesting because I'm THAT desperate to seem cool" nice try though lo jewlsies answered i had to make two U's for this

anonymous asked Im making the entire alphabet out of pancakes!!!" AKA "I have to lie on tumbir to appear cute and interesting because I'm THAT desperate to seem cool" nice try though lo jewlsies answered i had to make two U's for this

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Mark Twain

peashooter85 Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908. sexhaver i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he's just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his f------ neck erin-space-goat that man was a pez dispenser

peashooter85 Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908. sexhaver i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he's just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his f------ neck erin-space-goat that man was a pez dispenser

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I mean while I do agree that this should stop...let's be honest, will it really stop anytime soon

meyecy end the concept of "cringy" interests 2k17 who the f--- cares if someones into minecraft or undertale or f------ twilight or whatever just let them have their goddamn fun they aint hurting anyone and it costs $0.00 to jus ignore it and move on

meyecy end the concept of "cringy" interests 2k17 who the f--- cares if someones into minecraft or undertale or f------ twilight or whatever just let them have their goddamn fun they aint hurting anyone and it costs $0.00 to jus ignore it and move on

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"Leo The Lion" (2013) you can watch the film for free on Netflix

nmzuka: yiffmaster: yiffmaster: yiffmaster yiffmaster: question what the f--- is leo the lion and why can'ti find anything about it on youtube the subtitles are just a part of the movie and thay're always different from the spoken dialogue thereisn't even any spoken line here they just wrote this in the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like I dont have enough screencaps to really shaw how crazy this mavie is but yeah seriously if you have Netflix watch it Other notable points: .There's basically no background??? . Atone point theres a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don't know why The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet?? They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almostall of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio Some background monkeys have rasta hats on-it is neither addressed nor explained The proportions are so weird. it makes me feel undean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharpandlanky vaguely sexual elephant cuddling . "that night was filled with... .sultry voice shift) such promise elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes newborn babies can speak full sentences . . One m----------- doing the extra vaice in theungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, ifeel his pain, he is me Antelope suggests theywill be safe in The Heart OfThe Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely onfire There's a songat one point did I mention that .The antelope has dentures, no this is neverexplained either Iswear to god the voice of the elephanttwins is so familiarwho is it ITS FUCKKKIN G DEBI DERRYBERRY .IMONLY 40 MINUTES IN WHYISTHER MROE ITS FROM 2013ANDYETICAN FIND NEXT TONOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???

nmzuka: yiffmaster: yiffmaster: yiffmaster yiffmaster: question what the f--- is leo the lion and why can'ti find anything about it on youtube the subtitles are just a part of the movie and thay're always different from the spoken dialogue thereisn't even any spoken line here they just wrote this in the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like I dont have enough screencaps to really shaw how crazy this mavie is but yeah seriously if you have Netflix watch it Other notable points: .There's basically no background??? . Atone point theres a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don't know why The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet?? They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almostall of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio Some background monkeys have rasta hats on-it is neither addressed nor explained The proportions are so weird. it makes me feel undean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharpandlanky vaguely sexual elephant cuddling . "that night was filled with... .sultry voice shift) such promise elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes newborn babies can speak full sentences . . One m----------- doing the extra vaice in theungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, ifeel his pain, he is me Antelope suggests theywill be safe in The Heart OfThe Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely onfire There's a songat one point did I mention that .The antelope has dentures, no this is neverexplained either Iswear to god the voice of the elephanttwins is so familiarwho is it ITS FUCKKKIN G DEBI DERRYBERRY .IMONLY 40 MINUTES IN WHYISTHER MROE ITS FROM 2013ANDYETICAN FIND NEXT TONOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???

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That's pretty fucking retraded of anon

anonymous asked f--- you a------ for using the r slur in your "wonder trade etiquette guide you're a f------ ableist hypocrite. tinytheursaring answered: What are "bad trades?" These trades are the ones very rarely wanted often retraded out endlessly until a good wonder trader releases them retraded Yes, that horrible r-slur, retrade. s---, you guys, i think i might be an ableist... wafflethemighty megurashka incense smells bad there i said it official-3rd-world how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? megurashka reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles

anonymous asked f--- you a------ for using the r slur in your "wonder trade etiquette guide you're a f------ ableist hypocrite. tinytheursaring answered: What are "bad trades?" These trades are the ones very rarely wanted often retraded out endlessly until a good wonder trader releases them retraded Yes, that horrible r-slur, retrade. s---, you guys, i think i might be an ableist... wafflethemighty megurashka incense smells bad there i said it official-3rd-world how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? megurashka reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles

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How Did a Porn Bot Like This Before it was Posted?

You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had supahtee I pray for a quick death every moming supahtee asked You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had l pray for a quick death every morning Ask rasec-wizzlbang a question 3 notes iked your post: You work at safeway? I used to work at Saf 무 rasec-wizzlbang You itera 1 it was 3 notes l pray Ask ras notes rasec wizzlbang posted this kitsyjade po l used to work at Saf how did a p--- bot like this before it was Reblogged 2 days ago from rasec-wizzlbang 83 notes

You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had supahtee I pray for a quick death every moming supahtee asked You work at safeway? I used to work at Safeway and it was literally the worst job I've ever had l pray for a quick death every morning Ask rasec-wizzlbang a question 3 notes iked your post: You work at safeway? I used to work at Saf 무 rasec-wizzlbang You itera 1 it was 3 notes l pray Ask ras notes rasec wizzlbang posted this kitsyjade po l used to work at Saf how did a p--- bot like this before it was Reblogged 2 days ago from rasec-wizzlbang 83 notes

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Let's play a game

prokopetz The fun thing about Stephen King is that completely literal descriptions of Stephen King plot twists that actually make sense in context are 100% indistinguishable from shitposting about Stephen King Like, remember the time a kid killed a train by telling it a joke? Or the time the Grim Reaper turned out to be three dwarves in a trenchcoat? Or the time the protagonist escaped into the real world and kicked Stephen King's ass? an-actual-stone They stopped a mind controlling alien from pollut- ing the towns water supply with its parasites by having two guys who somehow always had mental powers shout bacon sandwiches into his mind prokopetz There's one where the villain turns out to be an evil dog who lives in a camera buckyayo50 There's a short story where a painting kidnaps a prokopetz Ooh, or how about the one where they travel back in time and fight Pac-Man? Source: prokopetz #literature #stephen king #ste 301 notes

prokopetz The fun thing about Stephen King is that completely literal descriptions of Stephen King plot twists that actually make sense in context are 100% indistinguishable from shitposting about Stephen King Like, remember the time a kid killed a train by telling it a joke? Or the time the Grim Reaper turned out to be three dwarves in a trenchcoat? Or the time the protagonist escaped into the real world and kicked Stephen King's ass? an-actual-stone They stopped a mind controlling alien from pollut- ing the towns water supply with its parasites by having two guys who somehow always had mental powers shout bacon sandwiches into his mind prokopetz There's one where the villain turns out to be an evil dog who lives in a camera buckyayo50 There's a short story where a painting kidnaps a prokopetz Ooh, or how about the one where they travel back in time and fight Pac-Man? Source: prokopetz #literature #stephen king #ste 301 notes

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YOP your wife

hookedonafeelwhennogf i f------ hate my life so much i accidentaly googled yop, saw this image, and immediately thought to myself "someday im going to come home and this thing will be f------ my wife"

hookedonafeelwhennogf i f------ hate my life so much i accidentaly googled yop, saw this image, and immediately thought to myself "someday im going to come home and this thing will be f------ my wife"

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