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Hey mom, please leave dad out of this. | r/ComedyCemetery

Mum typing... TODAY Hey mum my friend just got ligma 16:01 You left your Bluetooth speaker down here and it's still on, me and your father heard all the p---------- come down stairs now 16:01 Ligma balls 16:02 Type a message
Mum typing... TODAY Hey mum my friend just got ligma 16:01 You left your Bluetooth speaker down here and it's still on, me and your father heard all the p---------- come down stairs now 16:01 Ligma balls 16:02 Type a message

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Bob | r/ComedyCemetery

This is Bob. Bob has no arms. 'Knock knock' "Who is it? It isn't Bob.
This is Bob. Bob has no arms. 'Knock knock' "Who is it? It isn't Bob.

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Haha dik jokes | r/ComedyCemetery

shows middle finger * Is this the size of your d--- or the number of your friends? U JUST GOT ROASTED
shows middle finger * Is this the size of your d--- or the number of your friends? U JUST GOT ROASTED

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Little Bobby is at it again! (a gem from Facebook) | r/ComedyCemetery

Little Bobby was sitting in class when the teacher asked him "Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people's lives?" To which little Bobby replied "Smo-king, Drin-king and F---king".
Little Bobby was sitting in class when the teacher asked him "Can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and joy into people's lives?" To which little Bobby replied "Smo-king, Drin-king and F---king".

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I’m so over “fam” | r/ComedyCemetery

Dad: always watch for pedestrians Son: ok Dad: unless it's Bill cause f--- that guy, floor it fam Obaptain bruch Jk guys please drive safe
Dad: always watch for pedestrians Son: ok Dad: unless it's Bill cause f--- that guy, floor it fam Obaptain bruch Jk guys please drive safe

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Gamer: 100 | r/ComedyCemetery

Our daughter lost her first tooth! 7.38 I know, she won't touch my playstation again. 7.38 WHAT! 7.39 What? 7.39 GAMER 100
Our daughter lost her first tooth! 7.38 I know, she won't touch my playstation again. 7.38 WHAT! 7.39 What? 7.39 GAMER 100

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Just read these magnets | r/ComedyCemetery

S Dy arty, ties tmeant I wan ce zero n Your secrets are st want safe with me, Imay not be be as tired everyone's cup of tea, but I'm somebody's double shot because bedtime as am all day I probably wasn't at work. listening to begin with of whiskey The best part of a relationship is the very The best part of a relationship is the very I'm a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios beginning when you haven't met yet and you're still single beginning when you haven't met yet and you're still single ennials If I ever told you that I loved you, I was drunk and thought onvert aWord nent. IM THE DRUNK you were a donut. HHI FAMILY Barbecue If drinking on the front porch counts may not be the road to You If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. don't have to world peace, but it's a start agree with me. then, yes, call me -Anthony Bourdain You outdoorsy. can be wrong. The Older I Get, The More Everyoe Can Kiss My Ass. I find it ironic that several times Bobby, Susie. due to the economy Wwe're going to hanve to let ry. a day I have to let a computer know that IM not a robot. n years The Older No m ter how at s Emel. ***E e Live ted Iuiding 10 t se dore Ein e est - tallolng The More Cveryone Can Kimn My Ase Ter exgrsd e never aid all *hat ahit Cokucus e d all ht ohit- We CanDe t rO CLEAN DIRTY slut) (slut) DIRTY CLEAN
S Dy arty, ties tmeant I wan ce zero n Your secrets are st want safe with me, Imay not be be as tired everyone's cup of tea, but I'm somebody's double shot because bedtime as am all day I probably wasn't at work. listening to begin with of whiskey The best part of a relationship is the very The best part of a relationship is the very I'm a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios beginning when you haven't met yet and you're still single beginning when you haven't met yet and you're still single ennials If I ever told you that I loved you, I was drunk and thought onvert aWord nent. IM THE DRUNK you were a donut. HHI FAMILY Barbecue If drinking on the front porch counts may not be the road to You If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. don't have to world peace, but it's a start agree with me. then, yes, call me -Anthony Bourdain You outdoorsy. can be wrong. The Older I Get, The More Everyoe Can Kiss My Ass. I find it ironic that several times Bobby, Susie. due to the economy Wwe're going to hanve to let ry. a day I have to let a computer know that IM not a robot. n years The Older No m ter how at s Emel. ***E e Live ted Iuiding 10 t se dore Ein e est - tallolng The More Cveryone Can Kimn My Ase Ter exgrsd e never aid all *hat ahit Cokucus e d all ht ohit- We CanDe t rO CLEAN DIRTY slut) (slut) DIRTY CLEAN

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This racecar shit | r/ComedyCemetery

WHATS A PALINDROME? STUPID aESTIONS, RACECAR wt342 1+ 1+ 3J 3Jaub Jatb HDETHE 34 Mg I+34 HOW To IDENTIFy 8+8 JT WHERE'S THE PALINDROME?! BANK GET IN! Boy: What's a palindrome? Teacher: racecar |{10 years later} Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak SRGRAFO #124
WHATS A PALINDROME? STUPID aESTIONS, RACECAR wt342 1+ 1+ 3J 3Jaub Jatb HDETHE 34 Mg I+34 HOW To IDENTIFy 8+8 JT WHERE'S THE PALINDROME?! BANK GET IN! Boy: What's a palindrome? Teacher: racecar |{10 years later} Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak SRGRAFO #124

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Well gosh, how original | r/ComedyCemetery

OR I COULD PLAY ONE LAST GAME, JUST ONE... OH DANG, IT'S 11PM ALREADY, I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP THATE MYSELF... 5:24 A.M. @dystopiancomics
OR I COULD PLAY ONE LAST GAME, JUST ONE... OH DANG, IT'S 11PM ALREADY, I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP THATE MYSELF... 5:24 A.M. @dystopiancomics

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This had 3 laugh reacts... | r/ComedyCemetery

01:36 133% vodafone UK Q Search Yesterday at 21:00 This isn't what we meant.... that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works! GO HANDS-FREE NOW ITS THE LAW STARTING TOM0RROW 62
01:36 133% vodafone UK Q Search Yesterday at 21:00 This isn't what we meant.... that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works! GO HANDS-FREE NOW ITS THE LAW STARTING TOM0RROW 62

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An actual assignment that i got | r/ComedyCemetery

GLENWOOD TO2 99 98 FOR 9829 2796 HIGH SCHOOL orman AveNe Glewod NSW2N EINt glenwood hschooldlet.nsweu.au |I HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM Success Diversity Innovation Opportunity ASSESSMENT TASK NOTIFICATION COMPULSORY MEME FACULTY: SCIENCE (This must be used in the assignment) SUBJECT: YEAR 9 SCIENCE CLASS: 9SCI TEACHER: DATE GIVEN: Week 3 DATE DUE: Week 5, 2 weeks after receiving task fthe tesk is not submited by the due dete penaltes wil aoply-see the sohoo/'s Stae acotcomentolky NO VACCINES NEEDED Outline/Description of Task: This task requires students to use their understanding of the immune system and vaccinations to analyse different claims about vaccines made through internet memes. They will have to present their analysis in an appropriate format of their choice, in order to effectively communicate their understanding. MEME OPTIONS (You can choose one of the following OR find one of your own) HOW ARE UNVACCINATED CHILDREN A DANGER TO VACCINATED CHILDREN This task will assess how well you can: "Autism is not causes by vaccines. - Use knowledge of scientific concepts and skills to analyse information from secondary sources and assess the claims made regarding vaccinations. World Health Organisation Effectively communicate your understanding to an audience using an appropriate format. Outcomes to be assessed: IF VACCINE WORKS? LW1 Multicellular organisms rely on coordinated and interdependent internal systems to respond to changes in their environment. "Vaccines cause autism." SC5-7WS: A student processes, analyses and evaluates data from first-hand investigations and secondary sources to develop evidence-based arguments and conclusions MERCURY MUST BE DISPOSED BY PEOPLE WEARING HAZMAT SUIT'S -Andrew Wakefield SC5-9WS: A student presents science ideas and evidence for a particular purpose and to a specific audience, using appropriate scientific language, conventions and representations FIO TOXxers be like: "Correlation doesn't equal causation The completed task is to be handed in with this cover sheet DATE SUBMITTED: STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP I certify that: The planning, development content and presentation of this task is my own work t has not been copied from another person's work or from books, internet or any other source thave used appropriate research methods and have not used the words, ideas, designs, skills or workmanship of others in the task or its development without appropriate acknowledgement I have prepared for and completed the work to the best of my ability. BILL 1TES GUTLT CTEYSAFE IN ENEPN S you're talking about vaccines eradicating Then, yes... Yes, it does! DATE: STUDENT SIGNATURE: Ololoid
GLENWOOD TO2 99 98 FOR 9829 2796 HIGH SCHOOL orman AveNe Glewod NSW2N EINt glenwood hschooldlet.nsweu.au |I HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM Success Diversity Innovation Opportunity ASSESSMENT TASK NOTIFICATION COMPULSORY MEME FACULTY: SCIENCE (This must be used in the assignment) SUBJECT: YEAR 9 SCIENCE CLASS: 9SCI TEACHER: DATE GIVEN: Week 3 DATE DUE: Week 5, 2 weeks after receiving task fthe tesk is not submited by the due dete penaltes wil aoply-see the sohoo/'s Stae acotcomentolky NO VACCINES NEEDED Outline/Description of Task: This task requires students to use their understanding of the immune system and vaccinations to analyse different claims about vaccines made through internet memes. They will have to present their analysis in an appropriate format of their choice, in order to effectively communicate their understanding. MEME OPTIONS (You can choose one of the following OR find one of your own) HOW ARE UNVACCINATED CHILDREN A DANGER TO VACCINATED CHILDREN This task will assess how well you can: "Autism is not causes by vaccines. - Use knowledge of scientific concepts and skills to analyse information from secondary sources and assess the claims made regarding vaccinations. World Health Organisation Effectively communicate your understanding to an audience using an appropriate format. Outcomes to be assessed: IF VACCINE WORKS? LW1 Multicellular organisms rely on coordinated and interdependent internal systems to respond to changes in their environment. "Vaccines cause autism." SC5-7WS: A student processes, analyses and evaluates data from first-hand investigations and secondary sources to develop evidence-based arguments and conclusions MERCURY MUST BE DISPOSED BY PEOPLE WEARING HAZMAT SUIT'S -Andrew Wakefield SC5-9WS: A student presents science ideas and evidence for a particular purpose and to a specific audience, using appropriate scientific language, conventions and representations FIO TOXxers be like: "Correlation doesn't equal causation The completed task is to be handed in with this cover sheet DATE SUBMITTED: STATEMENT OF OWNERSHIP I certify that: The planning, development content and presentation of this task is my own work t has not been copied from another person's work or from books, internet or any other source thave used appropriate research methods and have not used the words, ideas, designs, skills or workmanship of others in the task or its development without appropriate acknowledgement I have prepared for and completed the work to the best of my ability. BILL 1TES GUTLT CTEYSAFE IN ENEPN S you're talking about vaccines eradicating Then, yes... Yes, it does! DATE: STUDENT SIGNATURE: Ololoid

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Get it? Because I disagree with them so they hate the country? | r/ComedyCemetery

EVEN SCHOOL KIDS KNOW Spell the words correctly. Ci U 1. A person who teaches is F eached 2. A machine that computes is a Campue A+ 3. A person not loyal to his country is ae aCe A
EVEN SCHOOL KIDS KNOW Spell the words correctly. Ci U 1. A person who teaches is F eached 2. A machine that computes is a Campue A+ 3. A person not loyal to his country is ae aCe A

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I have nothing to say about this abomination | r/ComedyCemetery

Prostate Ok, who is next? Exams
Prostate Ok, who is next? Exams

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This is just disturbing | r/ComedyCemetery

parents: why are you always laughing at your phone me: nothing also me: Materwelon
parents: why are you always laughing at your phone me: nothing also me: Materwelon

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I cannot possibly conceive a universe in which this is remotely humorous | r/ComedyCemetery

NO, NO AN AEROSPACE ENGINEER. I'M AN ENGINEER OH.I LOVE TRAINS! OH. SO YOU LIKE TRAIN ENGINEERS? SHE SAID SHE LOVES TRAINS! THECROWBARCOMICS
NO, NO AN AEROSPACE ENGINEER. I'M AN ENGINEER OH.I LOVE TRAINS! OH. SO YOU LIKE TRAIN ENGINEERS? SHE SAID SHE LOVES TRAINS! THECROWBARCOMICS

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This was literally made this year | r/ComedyCemetery

"le me working* *suddenly le wild customer appears!* 768-234-5- O you dumb bitch!! give me a heads up that you're giving me your rewards number before you start spouting it out! le feminazi rage has been activated* YOU CANT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IM A CUSTOMER!!!! birch please, i'll talk to you however I want *rips le customer service terminal out of counter* *bashes le dumb w----'s skull in* THE DUMB W---- GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED TRUE THAT!!
"le me working* *suddenly le wild customer appears!* 768-234-5- O you dumb bitch!! give me a heads up that you're giving me your rewards number before you start spouting it out! le feminazi rage has been activated* YOU CANT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IM A CUSTOMER!!!! birch please, i'll talk to you however I want *rips le customer service terminal out of counter* *bashes le dumb w----'s skull in* THE DUMB W---- GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED TRUE THAT!!

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OMG SO RELATABLE HAHAHAHAHAHA | r/ComedyCemetery

Suddenly a wild annoying fat bitch appears, and starts to bully me Me derpin around in school And all her stupid ass friends shouting You're so dumb! Blah, blah, blah, ugly, blah, blah,, you will never get laid, blah blah Get him gurl! Suddenly bitch starts to cry and "runs" off. F--- off, you fatty. How could you bully her?! She's sensitive! You bastard! You will pay for this!
Suddenly a wild annoying fat bitch appears, and starts to bully me Me derpin around in school And all her stupid ass friends shouting You're so dumb! Blah, blah, blah, ugly, blah, blah,, you will never get laid, blah blah Get him gurl! Suddenly bitch starts to cry and "runs" off. F--- off, you fatty. How could you bully her?! She's sensitive! You bastard! You will pay for this!

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Hi crush! | r/ComedyCemetery

5. July Hi crush! 806 85 komentara 4,1 hilj. podjela. Svida mi I have bf. Komentar Podijeli se Najrelevantnije I'm Rich Im fortnite dancing right now 49 Svida mi se Odgovori- 2 d hehe. Bf Breakfast 10 Odgovora So e Svida mi se Odgovori 2 d And Rich is my name 3 Odgovora min: bruh Svida mi se Odgovori 1 d F---!!! Epic games Svida mi se Odgovori 3 d You Epic 1 Napiši komentar O
5. July Hi crush! 806 85 komentara 4,1 hilj. podjela. Svida mi I have bf. Komentar Podijeli se Najrelevantnije I'm Rich Im fortnite dancing right now 49 Svida mi se Odgovori- 2 d hehe. Bf Breakfast 10 Odgovora So e Svida mi se Odgovori 2 d And Rich is my name 3 Odgovora min: bruh Svida mi se Odgovori 1 d F---!!! Epic games Svida mi se Odgovori 3 d You Epic 1 Napiši komentar O

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Huuuurrrr five miles | r/ComedyCemetery

I named my dog "5 miles so I can tell people walk five miles every day u/chocopie1234
I named my dog "5 miles so I can tell people walk five miles every day u/chocopie1234

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I cringed hard. | r/ComedyCemetery

Seby Taylor 3 years ago Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side
Seby Taylor 3 years ago Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side

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