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![Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Small beanie-baby frog comes out of box >Backpack feels heavier than usual >Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs sC >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill > Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- >Heavy knocks on door >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper >Take note >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: t is not, Anon." >He takes mask off >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds?" Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 80240926 There was another time when, while was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241xXxx 80241470 >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days >Four days later, turn on computer >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >-Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xxx >Come home from school >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I cant eat my dinner >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down オHe reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XxX 80243390 >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass -Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Tutleneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and alter one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22:40 No.80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undeneath a desk >I just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident single wad of putty stuck on the ceiling -Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morning and very dark -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, What, What?17 MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD. .wait, Dad? That isnt you? -Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house Walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/237/321/ae0.jpg)
![Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Small beanie-baby frog comes out of box >Backpack feels heavier than usual >Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs sC >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill > Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- >Heavy knocks on door >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper >Take note >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: t is not, Anon." >He takes mask off >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds?" Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 80240926 There was another time when, while was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241xXxx 80241470 >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days >Four days later, turn on computer >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >-Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xxx >Come home from school >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I cant eat my dinner >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down オHe reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XxX 80243390 >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass -Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Tutleneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and alter one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22:40 No.80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undeneath a desk >I just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident single wad of putty stuck on the ceiling -Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morning and very dark -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, What, What?17 MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD. .wait, Dad? That isnt you? -Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house Walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/237/321/ae0.jpg)
![! File 12362T82MMT KB. 22320311923942018 Anonymous 030309 Tue)06 04 33 № 120989209 ] Is this real Iife? Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue 06:04 55 No.1209892599 File (16 KB. 250x297, 12934334203 ipg) s this just Fantasy? 03/03/09(Tuej6 05.31 No 120989343 Caught in a landslide Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 06 02 No 12098940 A 0 KB, 300404, 144943602045 jpg Fle 12 No escape from reaitysryy Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:06:49 No.1209896119 12五078409.pg150 KB. 431x300 145321238736 pg Open your ayas Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06 07 22 No 12098578 Fle 123 078442 i51 KB, 479x480. 158734593832 pg Look up to the skies and Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:07:56 No.120989639 Fle 12蓋013476A944 KB 73x133 16117439423732 jpg) m just a poor boy, I naed no sympathy Fle 122507850 9(101 KB, 338 433, 151325432564 ipg) Because m eaay coma, eaay go Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)c6.09:27 No. 120989825 8 Fle 12350T5 g54 KB, 4B0xE4D, bong-smoking-chick jpg) Little high, lttle low Anonymous 03/03/09(Tueo6:10:07 No.120989897B Fle 1235073EA 94 KB, 190x239, 1596435232423 jpg) Any way the wind blows Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue6:10:41 No.120989973A Fle 1235078641g41 KB, 333x450. 16239454683329 jpgl Doest really matter to me Fle 125078682.50-12 KB 145x70 6jpg} To Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 1154 No 120990134 File 12350114g(32 KB、46ax351 . 15952394528 1g) Anonymous 03/03/09(Tuej06 12 39 No 120990205A Fle 1235078759 ing(56 KB, 270x306, 421446234132 jpg 03/0309(Tue)06:14:08 No.1209903679A Fle 12350T8RAB 29+52 KB, 800341, 1242352345235 jpg) Just kiled a mannn Anonymous 03/0309(Tue)06:15:54 No.1209905619 Put a gun against his head, pullad tha triggar now ha's dead An HerO Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:17:10 No.1209906979 9020 914 KB, 200x200, 423412521 jpg | Anonymous 030309(Tuep6 17:48 No 1209907480 Lfe had just Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:19:08 No. 120990895 9 9148 9(27 KB, 450xE00, 214135544353 jpg And now youve gone and thrown it lilawa3a3ayyy 010309(Tuep6 2059 No 120991079 a Fle 1225029259-8H144 KB 400x300. 2413534762346 jpg, Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 21:30 No 1209911420 Fle 1235079290giK14 KB, 275x300, 865745634 g Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue06 22 47 No.120991298A Fle 123507935 g38 KB, 500x333, 241231231324 jpgl Didn't mean to make you Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 26:20 No 120991683 9A 079580 g 251 KB. 690x520·1240434582345 jpg) If I'm nat back again this time tomomow, camy annnn, cary onnnnnn Amonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06 27:36 No.1209918169 Fle 1234079646 ing(133 KB, 6400427, 23124124431212 ipg) Nothing really matters Amonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6.28:08 No.1209918779 Fle 1 KB, 397x400, ncharles jpa Anonymous 030309(TueF06 46 14 No 1209938040 EPIC](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/236/498/85e.jpg)
![! File 12362T82MMT KB. 22320311923942018 Anonymous 030309 Tue)06 04 33 № 120989209 ] Is this real Iife? Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue 06:04 55 No.1209892599 File (16 KB. 250x297, 12934334203 ipg) s this just Fantasy? 03/03/09(Tuej6 05.31 No 120989343 Caught in a landslide Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 06 02 No 12098940 A 0 KB, 300404, 144943602045 jpg Fle 12 No escape from reaitysryy Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:06:49 No.1209896119 12五078409.pg150 KB. 431x300 145321238736 pg Open your ayas Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06 07 22 No 12098578 Fle 123 078442 i51 KB, 479x480. 158734593832 pg Look up to the skies and Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:07:56 No.120989639 Fle 12蓋013476A944 KB 73x133 16117439423732 jpg) m just a poor boy, I naed no sympathy Fle 122507850 9(101 KB, 338 433, 151325432564 ipg) Because m eaay coma, eaay go Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)c6.09:27 No. 120989825 8 Fle 12350T5 g54 KB, 4B0xE4D, bong-smoking-chick jpg) Little high, lttle low Anonymous 03/03/09(Tueo6:10:07 No.120989897B Fle 1235073EA 94 KB, 190x239, 1596435232423 jpg) Any way the wind blows Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue6:10:41 No.120989973A Fle 1235078641g41 KB, 333x450. 16239454683329 jpgl Doest really matter to me Fle 125078682.50-12 KB 145x70 6jpg} To Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 1154 No 120990134 File 12350114g(32 KB、46ax351 . 15952394528 1g) Anonymous 03/03/09(Tuej06 12 39 No 120990205A Fle 1235078759 ing(56 KB, 270x306, 421446234132 jpg 03/0309(Tue)06:14:08 No.1209903679A Fle 12350T8RAB 29+52 KB, 800341, 1242352345235 jpg) Just kiled a mannn Anonymous 03/0309(Tue)06:15:54 No.1209905619 Put a gun against his head, pullad tha triggar now ha's dead An HerO Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:17:10 No.1209906979 9020 914 KB, 200x200, 423412521 jpg | Anonymous 030309(Tuep6 17:48 No 1209907480 Lfe had just Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06:19:08 No. 120990895 9 9148 9(27 KB, 450xE00, 214135544353 jpg And now youve gone and thrown it lilawa3a3ayyy 010309(Tuep6 2059 No 120991079 a Fle 1225029259-8H144 KB 400x300. 2413534762346 jpg, Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 21:30 No 1209911420 Fle 1235079290giK14 KB, 275x300, 865745634 g Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue06 22 47 No.120991298A Fle 123507935 g38 KB, 500x333, 241231231324 jpgl Didn't mean to make you Anonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6 26:20 No 120991683 9A 079580 g 251 KB. 690x520·1240434582345 jpg) If I'm nat back again this time tomomow, camy annnn, cary onnnnnn Amonymous 03/03/09(Tue)06 27:36 No.1209918169 Fle 1234079646 ing(133 KB, 6400427, 23124124431212 ipg) Nothing really matters Amonymous 03/03/09(Tue)6.28:08 No.1209918779 Fle 1 KB, 397x400, ncharles jpa Anonymous 030309(TueF06 46 14 No 1209938040 EPIC](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/236/498/85e.jpg)
