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: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:01:13 No.786131855 When the age of consent is finally abolished in 30 years, what is the first thing you will do? 440 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:02:46 No.786131943 >>786131855 (OP) # protect my daughter from degenerates like you and then f--- her >>786131988 # >>786132853 #
: Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:01:13 No.786131855 When the age of consent is finally abolished in 30 years, what is the first thing you will do? 440 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/30/18(Fri)02:02:46 No.786131943 >>786131855 (OP) # protect my daughter from degenerates like you and then f--- her >>786131988 # >>786132853 #

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Anon is Brazilian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)00:12:36 No.873701781 >be me >Brazilian >wake up next to my 16 siblings >hear rain outside >"time for my weekly shower!" >walk outside only to get shot in the head and ran over by 3 motorcycles 27 KB PNG best day in weeks.
: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)00:12:36 No.873701781 >be me >Brazilian >wake up next to my 16 siblings >hear rain outside >"time for my weekly shower!" >walk outside only to get shot in the head and ran over by 3 motorcycles 27 KB PNG best day in weeks.

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Anon cares | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)21:03:48 No.873692729 >be me >5 minutes ago >finished my sewing project >mom is watching Netflix kdrama on the couch >look what I did ma >shut up anon I can't read the 7 KB PNG subtitles >l'm feeling sad rn bros : Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)21:04:58 No.873692790 >>873692729 (OP) # it's okay fren. Im proud of you. 484 KB PNG
: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)21:03:48 No.873692729 >be me >5 minutes ago >finished my sewing project >mom is watching Netflix kdrama on the couch >look what I did ma >shut up anon I can't read the 7 KB PNG subtitles >l'm feeling sad rn bros : Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)21:04:58 No.873692790 >>873692729 (OP) # it's okay fren. Im proud of you. 484 KB PNG

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Anon's an e-girl | /r/Greentext

>be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos > TCAP. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his "pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl
>be me >be bored >create fake profile as a 15 year old girl >use photos of myself dressed as a trap >lure pedos > TCAP. exe >one of them actually falls in love with my pics > calls me his "pretty lady" >idea. mp3 Well daddy the why don't you send your pretty lady some cash through pay pal so i can send u more pics >he complies >mfw he sends 50 bucks >mfw im an e girl

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Happy anon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.613 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG
Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)18:54:51 No.613 >l post the frog >they see the frog and get mad >they say mean things to me >l get sad >i want to feel happy again >frog makes me happy >l post the frog 61 KB JPG

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Why are people like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)22:35:28 No.853060753 >Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist 24 KB JPG >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this
: Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)22:35:28 No.853060753 >Be me black >Be Lightskin >See dumb post on twitter saying cops shouldn't stop black fights >Respond saying thats dumb >Get called a racist 24 KB JPG >Respond saying i'm black myself >She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name >Send her said picture >Get told that I don't look black >Respond saying i'm lightskin >She legit says "Then your not actually black, You have more white genes >Tell her both of my parents are African American >She says they aren't black either >She blocks me after. Why are people like this

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Smartest 4chan user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)11:10:07 No.27303759 Why don't they make bulletproof vests out of diamond if it is the hardest metal? 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)11:11:28 No.27303774 Cause it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams. >>27303789 # >>27303795 # >>27303892 # >>27303924 # >>27304023 # >27304509 # igram igram weighs something like 15 grams.
: Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)11:10:07 No.27303759 Why don't they make bulletproof vests out of diamond if it is the hardest metal? 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)11:11:28 No.27303774 Cause it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams. >>27303789 # >>27303795 # >>27303892 # >>27303924 # >>27304023 # >27304509 # igram igram weighs something like 15 grams.

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Very useful advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)18:58:16 No.858512914 >roommate asks me to drive him to his dealer >sure, I have nothing going on >get in, start the car, put on seatbelt >notice roommate doesn't have his 8 KB JPG seatbelt on >ask him to put it on >"Why? Aren't you a good driver?" >tell him it's my car andI want him to have his seatbelt on >"lol f--- you man just drive" >okay >get on the road, accelerate to 40mph >slam on the brakes >roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield >oh s---, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your f------ seatbelt on >he does >I turn the car around and drive us back home F------ f----- can walk to his dealer's now. Wear your seatbelts.
: Anonymous 07/06/21(Tue)18:58:16 No.858512914 >roommate asks me to drive him to his dealer >sure, I have nothing going on >get in, start the car, put on seatbelt >notice roommate doesn't have his 8 KB JPG seatbelt on >ask him to put it on >"Why? Aren't you a good driver?" >tell him it's my car andI want him to have his seatbelt on >"lol f--- you man just drive" >okay >get on the road, accelerate to 40mph >slam on the brakes >roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield >oh s---, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your f------ seatbelt on >he does >I turn the car around and drive us back home F------ f----- can walk to his dealer's now. Wear your seatbelts.

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Anon has backpain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)23:07:52 No.873677303 >have random back pain, probably from sitting wrong >bad at googling so I go on reddit to ask for advice on how to fix it >the medical question sub asks you to 199 KB JPG state your general stats to save time, age weight and gender etc >do it because l'd gain nothing from being banned >instead of helping they start roasting me for being a 5'6, 120lbs grown-ass man
: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)23:07:52 No.873677303 >have random back pain, probably from sitting wrong >bad at googling so I go on reddit to ask for advice on how to fix it >the medical question sub asks you to 199 KB JPG state your general stats to save time, age weight and gender etc >do it because l'd gain nothing from being banned >instead of helping they start roasting me for being a 5'6, 120lbs grown-ass man

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Anon prepares for the future | /r/Greentext

1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >l do not sleep >l only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >l hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house
1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >l do not sleep >l only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >l hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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Anon reads his life’s terms and conditions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF
: Anonymous 08/02/21 (Mon)16:57:07 No.860215884 >Read 314 pages of terms and conditions >Clicked 'disagree' 1.09 MB GIF

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Anon makes his dad happy :) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad
: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad

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Anon Takes A Walk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: USYS8J46) 03/02/22(Wed)14:53:19 No.364700127 >walk 10 feet into Ukrainian territory >stop >refuse to elaborate 462 KB PNG 18 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: USYS8J46) 03/02/22(Wed)14:53:19 No.364700127 >walk 10 feet into Ukrainian territory >stop >refuse to elaborate 462 KB PNG 18 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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Anon thinks of a cool gamer tag | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >XxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why 255 KB JPG The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding
: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >XxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why 255 KB JPG The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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Anon wants to change his name | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman
: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman

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Anon gets a bonsai tree | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is Lonly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #
: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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Anon asks a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)14:58:30 No.65765485 >ask black guy if were allowed to bench in the squat rack? >he shrugs and says "idk I see other people doing it" >automatically say "monkey see monkey do" >he looks like he's about to hit me then 10 KB JPG walks off Im so retarded h--------
: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)14:58:30 No.65765485 >ask black guy if were allowed to bench in the squat rack? >he shrugs and says "idk I see other people doing it" >automatically say "monkey see monkey do" >he looks like he's about to hit me then 10 KB JPG walks off Im so retarded h--------

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