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motherf**king pokemon type : wild

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Every time I see a picture of a sad Pokemon inside a PC, I think about this.

Wi-Fi EXPLORERS OF SKY like to imagine this is whatit'slike inside the PC inside the

Wi-Fi EXPLORERS OF SKY like to imagine this is whatit'slike inside the PC inside the

i don't accept any "because she's my waifu" reason

If you could onl have ONE real POKEMON that would accompany you for the resf of your life WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

If you could onl have ONE real POKEMON that would accompany you for the resf of your life WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

pokemon who one life waifu real choose whould

So, what's your favorite Pokémon? because it sure as s--- ain't as awesome as this here Aggron Let me ask you this, what trainer wouldn't want a f------ STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this s--- out: Aggron's not just a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game - this n----'s tougher than DIAMONDS! Diamonds are a girl's best friend? F--- THAT S---. Get your LOO bitch an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your d--- on the spot, guaranteed! What does your Pokémon eat? Berries?Poffins? Man-made s--- out of a bowl? Well, Aggron eats PURE IRON, BITCH - STRAIGHT FROM THE F------ GROUND! Not his own territory, then beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf Then he'll even go around and fix up his home by planting trees everywhere and s---. HELL YEAH, GET AN AGGRON AND SAVE THE EARTH YOU F------ HIPPIE! BAD that, but this slick bastard claims an entire mountain as 794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT Aggron, p----- off and about to ruin someone's day NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL S--- Aggron's got a choice of THREE kickass abilities HEAVY METAL STURDY Guillotine, sheer cold, fissure? Get that s--- out of here. Aggron doesn't have time for your b-------. Plus, this m-----------'s got You ever heard of an ability with a more badass name than that? F--- NO YOU HAVEN'T! It's like Aggron will beat your sorry ass and then rip out a killer guitar solo or some s---. This ability doubles Aggron's weight. That's nearly 1600 lbs of PURE, UNADULTERATED R---. ROCK HEAD 10 RESISTANCES WUTH 180 BASE DE SE But wait," a f----- such as yourself might ask, this' ability This ability basically lets Aggron kick ass all day without hurting itself. Aggron's got this move called head smash, and it's pretty f------ manly homeboy headbutts your weak-ass pokemon at full force with its fuckawesome steel spikes and s---. The move has 150 base power plus an additional 50% for STAB, Aggron has 110 attack, and rock head negates recoil damage. What this means in non-pokéfag is that Aggron will But that ain't all - Aggron's got this move called metal burst that throws ANY p---- attack you have back at you except STRONGER. Think you can exploit his weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, A------! With sturdy, NO attack is going to take this monster HELL NO. In fact, it kind of SUCKS ASS. But it still sounds REALLY F------ AWESOME F---. YOUR. S---. BACKWARDS. down from full health. Like it or not, Aggron is bringing What's that, he's too slow? Better watch what you say f-----, cause Aggron's got another move called body purge. What happens is Aggron cuts off the less useful parts of its body so it can be lighter and faster this crazy m----------- actually TEARS OFF PARTS OF ITS OWN BODY just so it can chase you down and HEADBUTT YOU TO DEATH! THAT IS HARDCORE S--- one of your punk-ass Pokémon down with him. Don't want to attack him? Fine then, cockbreath, Aggron will just chill over here nd stone edge your Pokémon up the ass while you twiddle your thumbs because you're too much of a p---- to fight him head on. And as if that isn't enough badassery to last 2 lifetimes, Aggron can also support the rest of the f------ on his team with s--- like stealth rock, thunder wave, dragon tail, f--- I don't even know. All know is you'd better at's right, GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON

So, what's your favorite Pokémon? because it sure as s--- ain't as awesome as this here Aggron Let me ask you this, what trainer wouldn't want a f------ STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this s--- out: Aggron's not just a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game - this n----'s tougher than DIAMONDS! Diamonds are a girl's best friend? F--- THAT S---. Get your LOO bitch an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your d--- on the spot, guaranteed! What does your Pokémon eat? Berries?Poffins? Man-made s--- out of a bowl? Well, Aggron eats PURE IRON, BITCH - STRAIGHT FROM THE F------ GROUND! Not his own territory, then beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf Then he'll even go around and fix up his home by planting trees everywhere and s---. HELL YEAH, GET AN AGGRON AND SAVE THE EARTH YOU F------ HIPPIE! BAD that, but this slick bastard claims an entire mountain as 794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT Aggron, p----- off and about to ruin someone's day NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL S--- Aggron's got a choice of THREE kickass abilities HEAVY METAL STURDY Guillotine, sheer cold, fissure? Get that s--- out of here. Aggron doesn't have time for your b-------. Plus, this m-----------'s got You ever heard of an ability with a more badass name than that? F--- NO YOU HAVEN'T! It's like Aggron will beat your sorry ass and then rip out a killer guitar solo or some s---. This ability doubles Aggron's weight. That's nearly 1600 lbs of PURE, UNADULTERATED R---. ROCK HEAD 10 RESISTANCES WUTH 180 BASE DE SE But wait," a f----- such as yourself might ask, this' ability This ability basically lets Aggron kick ass all day without hurting itself. Aggron's got this move called head smash, and it's pretty f------ manly homeboy headbutts your weak-ass pokemon at full force with its fuckawesome steel spikes and s---. The move has 150 base power plus an additional 50% for STAB, Aggron has 110 attack, and rock head negates recoil damage. What this means in non-pokéfag is that Aggron will But that ain't all - Aggron's got this move called metal burst that throws ANY p---- attack you have back at you except STRONGER. Think you can exploit his weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, A------! With sturdy, NO attack is going to take this monster HELL NO. In fact, it kind of SUCKS ASS. But it still sounds REALLY F------ AWESOME F---. YOUR. S---. BACKWARDS. down from full health. Like it or not, Aggron is bringing What's that, he's too slow? Better watch what you say f-----, cause Aggron's got another move called body purge. What happens is Aggron cuts off the less useful parts of its body so it can be lighter and faster this crazy m----------- actually TEARS OFF PARTS OF ITS OWN BODY just so it can chase you down and HEADBUTT YOU TO DEATH! THAT IS HARDCORE S--- one of your punk-ass Pokémon down with him. Don't want to attack him? Fine then, cockbreath, Aggron will just chill over here nd stone edge your Pokémon up the ass while you twiddle your thumbs because you're too much of a p---- to fight him head on. And as if that isn't enough badassery to last 2 lifetimes, Aggron can also support the rest of the f------ on his team with s--- like stealth rock, thunder wave, dragon tail, f--- I don't even know. All know is you'd better at's right, GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON

pokemon aggron disappointed at the lack of mega aggron though

ats!A CHARMANDER hhedWoud yoo lik to name CHARNWVER? NE S nle number 1047 I am am a 4 TVS I Was u created an in a Seconds hitismephitis Based off of a piece of a work by Carlos Katastrofsky ahaha throw away your Pokemon

ats!A CHARMANDER hhedWoud yoo lik to name CHARNWVER? NE S nle number 1047 I am am a 4 TVS I Was u created an in a Seconds hitismephitis Based off of a piece of a work by Carlos Katastrofsky ahaha throw away your Pokemon

BigPapa, wait!

BigPapa, wait!

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gekkokurage when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that so ofc because he was proud he sparkled when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like "haha h-------- how did you get a shiny blastoise i cried for twenty minutes straight thought he was sparkly because he had self contidence 8,903 notes

gekkokurage when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that so ofc because he was proud he sparkled when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like "haha h-------- how did you get a shiny blastoise i cried for twenty minutes straight thought he was sparkly because he had self contidence 8,903 notes

didn't know that gligar was a facehugger

Registration completed No.207 Gligar Fly Scorpion Poké TYPE HEIGHT WEIGHT 3'07 142.9 lbs. It flies straight at its target's face, then clamps down on the startled victim to inject poison.

Registration completed No.207 Gligar Fly Scorpion Poké TYPE HEIGHT WEIGHT 3'07 142.9 lbs. It flies straight at its target's face, then clamps down on the startled victim to inject poison.

trainer-Caity ; : sjinspirations Source: another-pokemo GameStop another-pokemon-kid Me At Omega Ruby And Alpha Sapphire release day 9,075 notes

trainer-Caity ; : sjinspirations Source: another-pokemo GameStop another-pokemon-kid Me At Omega Ruby And Alpha Sapphire release day 9,075 notes

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EVO

EVO

べ}令.ill 68%Ea , 1:33 PM amazon Pokemon Mega Bloks - Kyogre Bandai / Mega Bloks Price: $156.99 Eligible for FREE Shipping Only 2 left in stock Sold by Digital Gadget Store from Tokyo Japan and Fulfilled by Amazon. Gift-wrap available. Want it Monday, June 30? Order within 14hr 26min, and choose One-Day delivery at checkout. Add to Cart

べ}令.ill 68%Ea , 1:33 PM amazon Pokemon Mega Bloks - Kyogre Bandai / Mega Bloks Price: $156.99 Eligible for FREE Shipping Only 2 left in stock Sold by Digital Gadget Store from Tokyo Japan and Fulfilled by Amazon. Gift-wrap available. Want it Monday, June 30? Order within 14hr 26min, and choose One-Day delivery at checkout. Add to Cart

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nere tf

pokemon z confirmed !

ATING PENDING ESRB Nintendo The Pokemon Company Ployable in 2D ond 3D. 3D mode for ages 7+. See bock

ATING PENDING ESRB Nintendo The Pokemon Company Ployable in 2D ond 3D. 3D mode for ages 7+. See bock

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