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HYPER-REALISTIC STALIN BETRAYED BEST FRIEND We were gonna live together but no longer Everyone was doodling on the floor At the end of freshman year I whiteboard freshman year, I decided betrayed my best to make my own contribution friend over an extremely petty squabble So I spent over an hour drawing a hyperrealistic Joseph Stalin STEPPED FORWARD At the beginning of freshman year as an icebreaker our RA had our floor go around and state our political beliefs I said "I'm a communist," mostly as a joke They took it seriously Everything else on the board were d----, this was considered strange SOCIALIST CLUB Entered college as a Democratic Socialist Bernie bro, signed up for the Socialist club my first week CRIED UNDER TRAILER After barely missing the podium at a rowing race junior year I crawled under the boat trailer and cried #ImWithHer Quit after my first meeting, they called each other "comrade" and were all fat and smelly L While I was down there I got an email that I'd gotten a D on a midterm exam Came mostly as a meme but thought the crowd made a good point Cried some more Started chanting with them even though I didn't believe in the chants D--------- BANANA At a rowing regatta in fall of my senior year there was a pile of bananas I gathered my teammates around and boasted that I could fit a whole banana down my throat without taking a bite Did it they weren't impressed but terrified RIOT In fall of my freshman year there was a pro-Bernie rally that turned into a small riot I rioted too, helped flip over a car and cheered when a rioter tackled a cop We had a four- person friend group and two of us went one way and two of us went the other The next morning I felt disgusting about myself, and that's the day I lost faith in socialism forever It was entirely my fault No surprise, nothing was wrong with me 2K AFFADAVIT For rowing we had to do frequent 2km erg tests I was worried nobody would believe me if I hit a sick PR so I had an affidavit notarized and had two witnesses sign that they watched me row it 1 got an unimpressive score MENTAL BREAKDOWN AT PARTY Fall semester senior year was rough for me and this party was the biggest rowing party of the year - a perfect storm AGGRESSIVE HYPOCHONDRIA BINOCULARS PHASE TURNED IN WEED First semester sophomore year I wasn't in any clubs and had too much time to think Came under the impression I had an autoimmune disorder and spent two months being a hypochondriac about it First week of college I found a bag of weed on the sidewalk and immediately went to the first cop I could find Even one month later I wouldn't have dreamed of being such a bitch but I was cOnScleNtluS then After an hour of relative success the team captain confiscated my drugs and I had a mental collapse Ended up in the backyard crying for two hours and trying to die of exposure C ANTI-TRUMP RALLY SHOWER CONJUGATIONS NAME CHANGE Second semester Attended an anti-Trump rally in April 2016 I love languages and to keep sharp, I sometimes conjugate verbs aloud in the shower This is all fine and dandy when living alone, but in a freshman. year shared bathroom it sounds very strange Didn't realize it was an issue until my RA scheduled a meeting with me because I was "disturbing the others by talking to myself" POOP; PUKE Second semester freshman year I did a--- for the first time with a junior girl at her place Suddenly I felt something slimy and I pulled out to see poop slathered on my d--- In an impulse of sheer terror I puked on her back, scrambled out of the bed, threw on my clothes, and sprinted out of the room YELLED AT FLOOR It was a 2 AM on a Monday night fall semester freshman year and I had an exam in the morning but everyone in the floor was screaming and being rowdy and drunk One night in sophomore year walking home from a party alone I really needed to poop and definitely wouldn't make it to a bathroom in time So I ducked into an alley and released in someone's trash can Ordered a pair of binoculars for $8 on Amazon my junior year I'm really ashamed of this one BLM The 2016 Election was really vitriolic and my opinions swung wildly Eventually I got so frustrated that I emerged from my room and shouted "JESUS F--- GO TO SLEEP" marred my reputation the rest of the year Used to sit in a tall building and watch traffic on the street below "HOOLIGANS" At one point I tweeted that BLM was a "cabal of hooligans" and went even further to call it "a terrorist organization" freshman year I was having an identity crisis and decided I would change my name Only stopped when campus police came up and said someone had reported a peeping tom Man I was stupid WORE TIE AT PARTY Spring semester senior year my Rabbi was hosting a Valentine's Day party at his house I showed up in a full suit and was the most overdressed one there by far Slunk away in defeat after 30 minutes Told everyone to call me the new name, changed my social media profiles, rolled it out in a grandiose fashion And only after all this did someone point out that it was an existing name of a TV character, and I didn't even know it Withdrew the campaign in shame BIRTHRIGHT PUKING Got a case of stomach flu as I left Spent the whole to go on Birthright flights over puking, in freshman year filled up several airsickness bags Made the rest of the trip kinda suck because I was sorta quarantined from the others and I felt sick LINGUISTIC GENOCIDE Fall semester senior year I was taking a "Politics of the English Language" class with a super lefty professor I greened out and got super paranoid and dizzy, and they decided to mess with me by telling me they were government psychologists I started running around screaming at the top of my lungs until I began to puke DEA ( DE Decided to troll her; wrote my final essay on how English needed to complete "linguistic genocide against the world's minor tongues to assert American dominance around the world PUBLIC SPEAKING FINAL Wanted to make a dramatic impression and be funny So I did Hitler's rant from "Downfall", in German, since the memes were big at the time Got a C- TOOK HIGH SCHOOLER TO FORMAL Every year my pre- law fraternity had a massive formal dance in April In my junior year a senior in high school messaged me on Facebook and asked to come since she was considering the school Class was horrified Had two roommates when I studied abroad in Prague after my junior year She was my date, she spent the evening on TikTok and convincing guys to buy her drinks First day of freshman year I was at a party and an obese sophomore asked if I wanted to come home with her She was 18 but we didn't do anything For rowing we sometimes had to submit remote 2k and 5k tests on the rowing machine Whenever I really didn't want to row the test I just photoshopped it CZECHXILE OPEN DEFECATION POT BROWNIE OD F----- THIGH Me and my roommates decided to split an edible but they chickened out at the last moment so I ate the whole thing In junior year I got caught and reprimanded for it Sexiled them so I could bang this beautiful girl As I walked her to a taxi they decided to sexile me back and they locked the door before I could return I spent the night sleeping in the hallway I was drunk out of my mind and couldn't find her vagina, so settled for f------ a fold in her thigh FLOWERS FOR COLUMBUS Columbus Day junior year some protester vandalized a Christopher Columbus statue nearby and I felt bad I think she felt bad for me. because she kept saying "oh yes, you're inside" when I knew damn well I wasn't So I went out and bought flowers and placed them at Columbus's feet What can I say? He's an Italian national hero I came in last place RAN FOR MAYOR OF HOMETOWN After freshman year I still wasn't disillusioned to politics and decided to run for mayor of my hometown, mostly as a publicity stunt RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES BISMARCK QUOTE When I campaigned for student government sophomore year I walked around with a portable speaker blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" Second semester freshman year I got inspired by an Otto von Bismarck quote and made it my bio on Twitter and Instagram In German Made a curious impression and i thought it made me look impressive Filed the paperwork but it got "lost" and I didn't really pursue the issue WEEABOO MOMENT At the beginning of sophomore year I matched with a Korean girl on tinder and we arranged a Netflix and chill date I wanted to impress her so put on a Miyazaki movie and prepared ramen and pocky sticks She appeared uncomfortable and left after 40 minutes PHOTOSHOP TEST SWALLOWED CHEW HUMANS VS. ZOMBIES Every year my college holds a large "humans vs. zombies" nerf war in October Senior year was at a bar with a friend and he convinced me to chew tobacco for the first time having sex with a tinder date I had no clue how to keep the pouch behind my lip and I accidentally swallowed it while taking a sip of beer Suddenly the room began to spin and I got mad vertigo and I stumbled outside and began to vomit profusely Couldn't keep food down for 24 hours afterward I didn't even finish but she insisted we go get plan B right away I didn't think it was necessary so I told her I forgot my wallet and she begrudgingly paid for it Trade skills 100 LATIN SPEECH First semester senior year I took a Medieval Law class The professor taught me Latin on the side SNOW D---- One day in freshman year it snowed heavily I went outside and spent nearly three hours building two snow penises, with balls and head and everything W Showed my accomplishment off to my freshman floor, they were weirded out MAKE AMERICA VOTED FOR TRUMP The decisive moment It was my first time in the 2016 Election ever voting had arrived treasurer of my pre-law fraternity To impress her I tried to do my final presentation in Latin but it ended up being 75% Italian Professor was impressed, class was confused MADE HER PAY ITALIAN "POETRY" My condom fell off while One of my peers asked if it was a Hitler quote smh TREASURY TROLL In junior year I was elected Treated the role like a kleptocracy for the boys and didn't cooperate with the Emilys on executive board This girl at a party was impressed that I could speak Italian and she asked me to tell her a poem ITALIA I thought Trump was a giant meme and had zero chance of winning so I voted for him Simultaneously a great and terrible Adecision One day an antisemitic mess shooting happened sorta nearby where I went to school My freshman year I was selected as a 'human' and I was pumped about it, painted my nerf gun black and posted a picture of it on the Facebook group Next thing I knew campus police were at my door because I had painted the nerf gun so well that it resembled a real gun I was banned from competition Got to the point where the fraternity president, who was one of the boys, told me I'd gone too far and he would remove me if I kept withholding funds from the diversity budget I thought for a moment then in the sweetest, most lyrical voice I could muster, I said in Italian, "I'm going to cut this girl and wear her skin as a jacket//I'm going to cook her flesh and f--- her empty skull//l will make this sacrifice to my Gods." She said "awwww" and we made out PROFITED OFF MASS SHOOTING Suddenly, my phone filled up with notifications with peers checking on me, my grandma sent me $200, people came out of the woodwork to give me things, I got invited to a ton of parties, and a girl had sex with me because I was Jewish It was perhaps the best week of my college life
HYPER-REALISTIC STALIN BETRAYED BEST FRIEND We were gonna live together but no longer Everyone was doodling on the floor At the end of freshman year I whiteboard freshman year, I decided betrayed my best to make my own contribution friend over an extremely petty squabble So I spent over an hour drawing a hyperrealistic Joseph Stalin STEPPED FORWARD At the beginning of freshman year as an icebreaker our RA had our floor go around and state our political beliefs I said "I'm a communist," mostly as a joke They took it seriously Everything else on the board were d----, this was considered strange SOCIALIST CLUB Entered college as a Democratic Socialist Bernie bro, signed up for the Socialist club my first week CRIED UNDER TRAILER After barely missing the podium at a rowing race junior year I crawled under the boat trailer and cried #ImWithHer Quit after my first meeting, they called each other "comrade" and were all fat and smelly L While I was down there I got an email that I'd gotten a D on a midterm exam Came mostly as a meme but thought the crowd made a good point Cried some more Started chanting with them even though I didn't believe in the chants D--------- BANANA At a rowing regatta in fall of my senior year there was a pile of bananas I gathered my teammates around and boasted that I could fit a whole banana down my throat without taking a bite Did it they weren't impressed but terrified RIOT In fall of my freshman year there was a pro-Bernie rally that turned into a small riot I rioted too, helped flip over a car and cheered when a rioter tackled a cop We had a four- person friend group and two of us went one way and two of us went the other The next morning I felt disgusting about myself, and that's the day I lost faith in socialism forever It was entirely my fault No surprise, nothing was wrong with me 2K AFFADAVIT For rowing we had to do frequent 2km erg tests I was worried nobody would believe me if I hit a sick PR so I had an affidavit notarized and had two witnesses sign that they watched me row it 1 got an unimpressive score MENTAL BREAKDOWN AT PARTY Fall semester senior year was rough for me and this party was the biggest rowing party of the year - a perfect storm AGGRESSIVE HYPOCHONDRIA BINOCULARS PHASE TURNED IN WEED First semester sophomore year I wasn't in any clubs and had too much time to think Came under the impression I had an autoimmune disorder and spent two months being a hypochondriac about it First week of college I found a bag of weed on the sidewalk and immediately went to the first cop I could find Even one month later I wouldn't have dreamed of being such a bitch but I was cOnScleNtluS then After an hour of relative success the team captain confiscated my drugs and I had a mental collapse Ended up in the backyard crying for two hours and trying to die of exposure C ANTI-TRUMP RALLY SHOWER CONJUGATIONS NAME CHANGE Second semester Attended an anti-Trump rally in April 2016 I love languages and to keep sharp, I sometimes conjugate verbs aloud in the shower This is all fine and dandy when living alone, but in a freshman. year shared bathroom it sounds very strange Didn't realize it was an issue until my RA scheduled a meeting with me because I was "disturbing the others by talking to myself" POOP; PUKE Second semester freshman year I did a--- for the first time with a junior girl at her place Suddenly I felt something slimy and I pulled out to see poop slathered on my d--- In an impulse of sheer terror I puked on her back, scrambled out of the bed, threw on my clothes, and sprinted out of the room YELLED AT FLOOR It was a 2 AM on a Monday night fall semester freshman year and I had an exam in the morning but everyone in the floor was screaming and being rowdy and drunk One night in sophomore year walking home from a party alone I really needed to poop and definitely wouldn't make it to a bathroom in time So I ducked into an alley and released in someone's trash can Ordered a pair of binoculars for $8 on Amazon my junior year I'm really ashamed of this one BLM The 2016 Election was really vitriolic and my opinions swung wildly Eventually I got so frustrated that I emerged from my room and shouted "JESUS F--- GO TO SLEEP" marred my reputation the rest of the year Used to sit in a tall building and watch traffic on the street below "HOOLIGANS" At one point I tweeted that BLM was a "cabal of hooligans" and went even further to call it "a terrorist organization" freshman year I was having an identity crisis and decided I would change my name Only stopped when campus police came up and said someone had reported a peeping tom Man I was stupid WORE TIE AT PARTY Spring semester senior year my Rabbi was hosting a Valentine's Day party at his house I showed up in a full suit and was the most overdressed one there by far Slunk away in defeat after 30 minutes Told everyone to call me the new name, changed my social media profiles, rolled it out in a grandiose fashion And only after all this did someone point out that it was an existing name of a TV character, and I didn't even know it Withdrew the campaign in shame BIRTHRIGHT PUKING Got a case of stomach flu as I left Spent the whole to go on Birthright flights over puking, in freshman year filled up several airsickness bags Made the rest of the trip kinda suck because I was sorta quarantined from the others and I felt sick LINGUISTIC GENOCIDE Fall semester senior year I was taking a "Politics of the English Language" class with a super lefty professor I greened out and got super paranoid and dizzy, and they decided to mess with me by telling me they were government psychologists I started running around screaming at the top of my lungs until I began to puke DEA ( DE Decided to troll her; wrote my final essay on how English needed to complete "linguistic genocide against the world's minor tongues to assert American dominance around the world PUBLIC SPEAKING FINAL Wanted to make a dramatic impression and be funny So I did Hitler's rant from "Downfall", in German, since the memes were big at the time Got a C- TOOK HIGH SCHOOLER TO FORMAL Every year my pre- law fraternity had a massive formal dance in April In my junior year a senior in high school messaged me on Facebook and asked to come since she was considering the school Class was horrified Had two roommates when I studied abroad in Prague after my junior year She was my date, she spent the evening on TikTok and convincing guys to buy her drinks First day of freshman year I was at a party and an obese sophomore asked if I wanted to come home with her She was 18 but we didn't do anything For rowing we sometimes had to submit remote 2k and 5k tests on the rowing machine Whenever I really didn't want to row the test I just photoshopped it CZECHXILE OPEN DEFECATION POT BROWNIE OD F----- THIGH Me and my roommates decided to split an edible but they chickened out at the last moment so I ate the whole thing In junior year I got caught and reprimanded for it Sexiled them so I could bang this beautiful girl As I walked her to a taxi they decided to sexile me back and they locked the door before I could return I spent the night sleeping in the hallway I was drunk out of my mind and couldn't find her vagina, so settled for f------ a fold in her thigh FLOWERS FOR COLUMBUS Columbus Day junior year some protester vandalized a Christopher Columbus statue nearby and I felt bad I think she felt bad for me. because she kept saying "oh yes, you're inside" when I knew damn well I wasn't So I went out and bought flowers and placed them at Columbus's feet What can I say? He's an Italian national hero I came in last place RAN FOR MAYOR OF HOMETOWN After freshman year I still wasn't disillusioned to politics and decided to run for mayor of my hometown, mostly as a publicity stunt RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES BISMARCK QUOTE When I campaigned for student government sophomore year I walked around with a portable speaker blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" Second semester freshman year I got inspired by an Otto von Bismarck quote and made it my bio on Twitter and Instagram In German Made a curious impression and i thought it made me look impressive Filed the paperwork but it got "lost" and I didn't really pursue the issue WEEABOO MOMENT At the beginning of sophomore year I matched with a Korean girl on tinder and we arranged a Netflix and chill date I wanted to impress her so put on a Miyazaki movie and prepared ramen and pocky sticks She appeared uncomfortable and left after 40 minutes PHOTOSHOP TEST SWALLOWED CHEW HUMANS VS. ZOMBIES Every year my college holds a large "humans vs. zombies" nerf war in October Senior year was at a bar with a friend and he convinced me to chew tobacco for the first time having sex with a tinder date I had no clue how to keep the pouch behind my lip and I accidentally swallowed it while taking a sip of beer Suddenly the room began to spin and I got mad vertigo and I stumbled outside and began to vomit profusely Couldn't keep food down for 24 hours afterward I didn't even finish but she insisted we go get plan B right away I didn't think it was necessary so I told her I forgot my wallet and she begrudgingly paid for it Trade skills 100 LATIN SPEECH First semester senior year I took a Medieval Law class The professor taught me Latin on the side SNOW D---- One day in freshman year it snowed heavily I went outside and spent nearly three hours building two snow penises, with balls and head and everything W Showed my accomplishment off to my freshman floor, they were weirded out MAKE AMERICA VOTED FOR TRUMP The decisive moment It was my first time in the 2016 Election ever voting had arrived treasurer of my pre-law fraternity To impress her I tried to do my final presentation in Latin but it ended up being 75% Italian Professor was impressed, class was confused MADE HER PAY ITALIAN "POETRY" My condom fell off while One of my peers asked if it was a Hitler quote smh TREASURY TROLL In junior year I was elected Treated the role like a kleptocracy for the boys and didn't cooperate with the Emilys on executive board This girl at a party was impressed that I could speak Italian and she asked me to tell her a poem ITALIA I thought Trump was a giant meme and had zero chance of winning so I voted for him Simultaneously a great and terrible Adecision One day an antisemitic mess shooting happened sorta nearby where I went to school My freshman year I was selected as a 'human' and I was pumped about it, painted my nerf gun black and posted a picture of it on the Facebook group Next thing I knew campus police were at my door because I had painted the nerf gun so well that it resembled a real gun I was banned from competition Got to the point where the fraternity president, who was one of the boys, told me I'd gone too far and he would remove me if I kept withholding funds from the diversity budget I thought for a moment then in the sweetest, most lyrical voice I could muster, I said in Italian, "I'm going to cut this girl and wear her skin as a jacket//I'm going to cook her flesh and f--- her empty skull//l will make this sacrifice to my Gods." She said "awwww" and we made out PROFITED OFF MASS SHOOTING Suddenly, my phone filled up with notifications with peers checking on me, my grandma sent me $200, people came out of the woodwork to give me things, I got invited to a ton of parties, and a girl had sex with me because I was Jewish It was perhaps the best week of my college life

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Before Uncle K's "Ted Talk": After: CALM My goals are beyond your understanding.
Before Uncle K's "Ted Talk": After: CALM My goals are beyond your understanding.

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Left Thoughtslime Profit of Zod Apple B Hey Its Vadim Dylan Burns TV Schafrillas Productions Xiran Jay Zhao Geo Graphics Cynical Historian Some More News Genetically Modified Skeptic lilluminaughtii Izzzyzzz Authoritarian Jimmy Snow Real Life Lore Phelous Just Stop Your Movie Sucks Religion for Breakfast SUR Deadwing Dork Elvis the Alien Kenny Lauderdale Terrible Wiritng Advice Libertarian Alternate History Hub Guru Larry Matt McMuscles Nux Taku CAFF EZ PZ Just A Robot Screaming Soup Mumkey Jones Right
Left Thoughtslime Profit of Zod Apple B Hey Its Vadim Dylan Burns TV Schafrillas Productions Xiran Jay Zhao Geo Graphics Cynical Historian Some More News Genetically Modified Skeptic lilluminaughtii Izzzyzzz Authoritarian Jimmy Snow Real Life Lore Phelous Just Stop Your Movie Sucks Religion for Breakfast SUR Deadwing Dork Elvis the Alien Kenny Lauderdale Terrible Wiritng Advice Libertarian Alternate History Hub Guru Larry Matt McMuscles Nux Taku CAFF EZ PZ Just A Robot Screaming Soup Mumkey Jones Right

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Economic- Left Yes. Authoritarian u/[deleted] • 7mo Freedom is gay As long as it's June, yes. Libertarian Yes. Economic- Right
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'Bosanska Artiljerija': - Our Bosnia - Artillery equally distributed - Every fighter is a jolly comrade 'Bojna Cavoglave': - Writes a whole-ass song on one village (based ngl) - Uses a Thompson cause technology is bad OI ALIJA. ALJO! 'Oj Alija Aljo': - No more Turkish pies - 'Muslimanski izrode' - Hates small borders - That Ramadan line 'Serbia Strong': - Hates Turks and Fascists - 'Glory to our freedom' - Was broadcast during Eurovision ad break (no joke)
'Bosanska Artiljerija': - Our Bosnia - Artillery equally distributed - Every fighter is a jolly comrade 'Bojna Cavoglave': - Writes a whole-ass song on one village (based ngl) - Uses a Thompson cause technology is bad OI ALIJA. ALJO! 'Oj Alija Aljo': - No more Turkish pies - 'Muslimanski izrode' - Hates small borders - That Ramadan line 'Serbia Strong': - Hates Turks and Fascists - 'Glory to our freedom' - Was broadcast during Eurovision ad break (no joke)

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KOTOR II: TSL Compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Left THE OTHER TRAYA matriarch of evil dastardly, yet tragic hates anarchists like real traya C7-E3-GE3 labor commissar of vogga's warehouse cut content nobody likes him HUSSEF refugee rights activist from a class below working class refuses to be enslaved extremely condescending TERENA ADARE probably lesbian chairwoman of the agrarian commune friends with one of the assholes three hindu? BAKKEL has a gang of simps steals important stuff and drinks a lot THE ITHORIANS a whole race of hippies their presence is good for the environment constant conflict with megacorps SAEDHE unemployed bureaucrat blindly loyal to their leader who NIHILUS' SLAVES a hivemind of zombie computer programmers starves them loves spying on people THE THREE ASSHOLES 'we are sorry for being d---- to you before" rescued her from her pimp RAMANA im her pimp now kgb inspector but for customs sexually liberated "time to die lol" altruistic hypocrites dancing for a good cause (my wallet) BAO DUR only went to war for revenge against the space mongols unwittingly did a genocide, cried about it big hippie, secret wizard THAT DEAD BITCH broke the capitalist chains of life and achieved death worm food on korriban would have been the 4th a------ Authoritarian DARTH NIHILUS what drives broken military hardware you could have been VISAS MARR uncertain of her loyalties to more extreme teachings major stockholm syndrome goth gf QUEEN TALIA matriarch of dogoodery wizard in training so hungry he eats planets MICAL doesnt want power but eventually gets it would "lets help the republic because thats what good guys do!" EV TWIN SUNS their eyes are up there killed their master and now chase bounties the nietzsche of star wars "god will die and i will kill him" giant simp DARTH TRAYA master manipulator DARTH SION too angry to die the undead embodiment of hatred defeated by the power of love DOL GRENN veteran policeman + BRIANNA bastard child of a general loves fighting personally took the fight to the sith - fun to play as has a r----------- for the law secret self worth issues dislikes jokes autistic gf space cowboy, secret wizard basically a cat memorable sequences in the game ATTON RAND remorseful veteran of a fascist military dictatorship murdered his crush and ran KREIA kind of a prick "dont mind me im just an old lady" Libertarian jealous makes you question things bitch ATRIS T3-M4 MIRA hes just chilling bounty hunter but tries to avoid killing "no, IM the last jedi!" secretly loves you so much she calls for your execution VAKLU robert e lee with an iron fist arrogant too treasonous even for the sith ZHERRON reluctant chief cop of the agrarian commune strong and independent always p----- off nefarious eyebrows owns sex slaves probably corrupt "legalize self defense landmines" VOGGA THE HUTT HK-47 crime lord but will help people for profit more violent bender from futurama "kill all meatbags!" "except revan" MANDALORE THE PRESERVER bloodthirsty warlord unifier of the clans of a proud warrior people a legend with a rich history HANHARR takes tradition very seriously victim of slavery but is a slaver himself probably insane mass murderer GO-TO crime lord, secret fed f---- over the republic to help it owns a yacht CZERKA walmart/exxon/lockheed martin all rolled into one buncha d---- cares not for petty jedi conflict HK-50s will betray you for a dime will hunt you for eternity will complete a bounty at any cost VISQUIS 1111 born to merc cutthroat as f--- money he loves crime and being a criminal Right
Left THE OTHER TRAYA matriarch of evil dastardly, yet tragic hates anarchists like real traya C7-E3-GE3 labor commissar of vogga's warehouse cut content nobody likes him HUSSEF refugee rights activist from a class below working class refuses to be enslaved extremely condescending TERENA ADARE probably lesbian chairwoman of the agrarian commune friends with one of the assholes three hindu? BAKKEL has a gang of simps steals important stuff and drinks a lot THE ITHORIANS a whole race of hippies their presence is good for the environment constant conflict with megacorps SAEDHE unemployed bureaucrat blindly loyal to their leader who NIHILUS' SLAVES a hivemind of zombie computer programmers starves them loves spying on people THE THREE ASSHOLES 'we are sorry for being d---- to you before" rescued her from her pimp RAMANA im her pimp now kgb inspector but for customs sexually liberated "time to die lol" altruistic hypocrites dancing for a good cause (my wallet) BAO DUR only went to war for revenge against the space mongols unwittingly did a genocide, cried about it big hippie, secret wizard THAT DEAD BITCH broke the capitalist chains of life and achieved death worm food on korriban would have been the 4th a------ Authoritarian DARTH NIHILUS what drives broken military hardware you could have been VISAS MARR uncertain of her loyalties to more extreme teachings major stockholm syndrome goth gf QUEEN TALIA matriarch of dogoodery wizard in training so hungry he eats planets MICAL doesnt want power but eventually gets it would "lets help the republic because thats what good guys do!" EV TWIN SUNS their eyes are up there killed their master and now chase bounties the nietzsche of star wars "god will die and i will kill him" giant simp DARTH TRAYA master manipulator DARTH SION too angry to die the undead embodiment of hatred defeated by the power of love DOL GRENN veteran policeman + BRIANNA bastard child of a general loves fighting personally took the fight to the sith - fun to play as has a r----------- for the law secret self worth issues dislikes jokes autistic gf space cowboy, secret wizard basically a cat memorable sequences in the game ATTON RAND remorseful veteran of a fascist military dictatorship murdered his crush and ran KREIA kind of a prick "dont mind me im just an old lady" Libertarian jealous makes you question things bitch ATRIS T3-M4 MIRA hes just chilling bounty hunter but tries to avoid killing "no, IM the last jedi!" secretly loves you so much she calls for your execution VAKLU robert e lee with an iron fist arrogant too treasonous even for the sith ZHERRON reluctant chief cop of the agrarian commune strong and independent always p----- off nefarious eyebrows owns sex slaves probably corrupt "legalize self defense landmines" VOGGA THE HUTT HK-47 crime lord but will help people for profit more violent bender from futurama "kill all meatbags!" "except revan" MANDALORE THE PRESERVER bloodthirsty warlord unifier of the clans of a proud warrior people a legend with a rich history HANHARR takes tradition very seriously victim of slavery but is a slaver himself probably insane mass murderer GO-TO crime lord, secret fed f---- over the republic to help it owns a yacht CZERKA walmart/exxon/lockheed martin all rolled into one buncha d---- cares not for petty jedi conflict HK-50s will betray you for a dime will hunt you for eternity will complete a bounty at any cost VISQUIS 1111 born to merc cutthroat as f--- money he loves crime and being a criminal Right

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Another mass shooting. Let's hear about gun control from libtards again | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Another mass shooting just happened Economic- Left Economic- Left IL So are we going to address the rampant problem of mental health in our country or are you going to complain about AR15s Economic- Left Economic Right
Another mass shooting just happened Economic- Left Economic- Left IL So are we going to address the rampant problem of mental health in our country or are you going to complain about AR15s Economic- Left Economic Right

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They just keep saying bs | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

MY TURN 'The Unabomber Was an Incel. I'd Know-I Worked on the FBI Investigation' Ur an incel!!! FBI Economic- Left tf is that Imao 6.0 Righ
MY TURN 'The Unabomber Was an Incel. I'd Know-I Worked on the FBI Investigation' Ur an incel!!! FBI Economic- Left tf is that Imao 6.0 Righ

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Never understood why so many people are against nuclear energy | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Capitalism Bad CLIMATE CHANGE ENERGY NUCLEAR POWER made with mematic Nuclear Fusion Isn't the Silver Bullet We Want It to Be It's not about creating future clean energy and never has been. It's about "protecting" the world's greatest capitalist superpower. By Joshua Frank Nuclear bad windmill good Nuclear bad gas good Nuclear power pls
Capitalism Bad CLIMATE CHANGE ENERGY NUCLEAR POWER made with mematic Nuclear Fusion Isn't the Silver Bullet We Want It to Be It's not about creating future clean energy and never has been. It's about "protecting" the world's greatest capitalist superpower. By Joshua Frank Nuclear bad windmill good Nuclear bad gas good Nuclear power pls

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Authoritarian liberalism goes hard | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

made with mematic Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences. Libertarian Freedom of speech means the ritariagovernmentutho should ensure your freedom from consequences. eft Ric
made with mematic Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences. Libertarian Freedom of speech means the ritariagovernmentutho should ensure your freedom from consequences. eft Ric

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(Soon) It's time to register | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Got to get ready for Russia > More blood for the capitalist machine Denmark calls for mandatory military service for women Daddy) Daddy
Got to get ready for Russia > More blood for the capitalist machine Denmark calls for mandatory military service for women Daddy) Daddy

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A List of Some Rejected Flairs | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Libertarian Gatekeeperism Auth in the streets, Freak in the sheets Purple Removalism Pony-Based Economy Centrism Salvador Daliism Probably Racism Elected Officialism "So you're saying" batshit Wall of Textism DOT Compliant Glittery Centrism You know what this cursed s--- is Social Credit Capitalism Lawn Maintenance Enthusiasm
Libertarian Gatekeeperism Auth in the streets, Freak in the sheets Purple Removalism Pony-Based Economy Centrism Salvador Daliism Probably Racism Elected Officialism "So you're saying" batshit Wall of Textism DOT Compliant Glittery Centrism You know what this cursed s--- is Social Credit Capitalism Lawn Maintenance Enthusiasm

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If only it was the bad white man | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Van Jones CNN article imgflip.com What propaganda can we use to insist that Tyre's killing was racially motivated? Damn it why couldn't the cops be the bad white man Internalized white supremacy ** Admit that we have a police brutality issue that affects all races
Van Jones CNN article imgflip.com What propaganda can we use to insist that Tyre's killing was racially motivated? Damn it why couldn't the cops be the bad white man Internalized white supremacy ** Admit that we have a police brutality issue that affects all races

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Based levels of AuthRight | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

North Dakota Bill Would Jail Librarians for Not Removing Certain Books We are hitting BASED levels that shouldn't even be possible Economic- Calling books about sexual or gender identity disgusting, a Republican lawmaker seeks to ban them and imprison librarians who don't comply.
North Dakota Bill Would Jail Librarians for Not Removing Certain Books We are hitting BASED levels that shouldn't even be possible Economic- Calling books about sexual or gender identity disgusting, a Republican lawmaker seeks to ban them and imprison librarians who don't comply.

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Cringe shit I did in high school 7x6 wojak compass | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

PYONGYANG I learned about North Korea in Subscribed to several North winter 2013 and was Korean news fascinated Spent one day answering every question with sources and posted either Да или a picture of нет Pyongyang on my Instagram COMMIE LUNCHROOM We were doing a 1984 unit in English class freshman year and I bought a Soviet flag on eBay I didn't like it necessarily, the concept of it just interested me Brought it to school and hung it from my table at lunchtime Wischi Did it every day until a popular senior walked up to me and respectfully asked me to stop, "millions of people died under that flag" Consider it to be the single most cringe thing I did in high school CRIED TO COACH When I didn't make varsity lacrosse I broke out crying I didn't mean to, honestly - it was an impulse PROTEST RAP I was mad at the wealth disparity in my hometown so I made a complex rap about it in junior year Would sing it in the lunchroom GAAMAA O VERBA He appeared uncomfortable and made efforts not to interact with me in the future Only later did I realize they were laughing *at* me, not *with* me "F--- YOURSELF" Freshman year was in an argument with the vice principal after getting called into the office yet again Muttered "f--- yourself" under my breath BUS DRIVER Freshman year I was mad at my bus driver for a reason I can't remember Got in-school suspension for two weeks Went on a rant comparing myself to Rosa Parks and said I was gonna "launch a second Civil Rights movement on this school" "ДА/НЕТ" Got detention for making threats - again These were the only words I knew in the Russian language at the time Thought I was being so badass but everyone around me was just annoyed FLAT CAP My grandma's husband died my sophomore year and left me a flat cap from the 40s I wore it to school for a week When I distributed the school newspaper thereafter I wore it and shouted "extra, extra!" F--- I was autistic So I wore the opposite color on the spectrum as our school colors I stick out like a sore thumb in every photo from that day I thought I was making a point but it just looks bad HOLOCAUST NUMBERS In junior year we read Night and as the only Jewish person in high school, people kept asking what I thought of it One day I sharpied Holocaust numbers on my wrist I genuinely thought I was respecting the memory of the dead I want to bang my head on the wall just thinking about my reasoning HARBORED FUGITIVE One of my friends got sent to juvie junior year for yet-undetermined reasons Then he suddenly got out but said he needed to hide I let him sleep in my car overnight He got recaptured and wrote me letters from jail DEFY SPIRIT THEME CANADA FETISH Once I had calmed down The annual school spirit day was happening but I had just gotten detention and I wanted to protest administration from my fascination with Communism in freshman year I took on the closest ideology - socialism ATE SOAP My peers convinced me to eat hand soap in freshman year math class I did it, then threw and up sent home me got My mom was disappointed in SNITCHED ON TEAMMATES CHIANG KAI-SHEK HITLER SALUTE MUN ISRAEL Bought an Israeli flag and pin and showed up to the concert decked out Was upset at my immature teammates for getting more prestige and adoration than me O A couple of them had been sending nudes of minors in the lacrosse team group chat I showed the coaches, kicked off an investigation, and got like three guys in big trouble Freshman year I wrote a novel and published it Feel guilty for snitching even though it was the right thing to do MICHIGAN FAN HOCKEY SIMPING I was a Michigan fan in Ohio not to be a contrarian, but because my Mom went there At the beginning of my sophomore year I determined that succeeding in high school was about survival of the fittest, and I latched myself to the hockey team They generally tolerated me there. was some overlap with lacrosse - but I obviously didn't fit in Being a Michigan fan in Ohio is a death sentence Anyway I latched onto this contrarian image and flaunted being a Michigan fan I was a token And Mitt Romney called Canada socialist once so I ran with it Wore Canada stuff to school, carried around a flag at one point, and told everyone I wanted to move there Died down after a couple months FIRST BOOK Because I was so young my teachers were very impressed and four bought copies In retrospect it's a p------------ and I'm horrified that anyone opened it "BABY" If you'll believe it, I actually managed to get a steady girlfriend for five months my junior year Would publicly tweet at her cringe s--- like "I love you baby goodnight My peers made fun of me and they were right to do so "NAKEY ON THE LAKEY" One day in January of my senior year it was -2° with a -21° windchill out For the clout I stripped to my underwear and live-streamed myself walking out onto Lake Erie as far as I dared I dressed up for Halloween freshman year as Chiang Kai-Shek I had no clue who Chiang was, I just thought he looked cool Holy f--- was that dumb God MUIT Nobody knew what I was supposed to be There was definitely a gay element to it CROSSFIRE Posted the screenshots on Twitter and it was actually somewhat popular He never replied but when I walked at graduation he said "thanks for the emails" and winked Changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship" She was horrified and never talked to me again GANGBANG Freshman year two jocks in my class convinced me to walk up to the teacher and ask if she wanted to "gangbang" I genuinely didn't know what that word meant but I did it She was surprisingly cool about it and told me quietly to go back to my desk HIGH DRIVING In May of my junior year one of the most popular kids in school (same guy from "Puck Slut") sold me a gram of weed for $20 My "friend" was egging me on to do it, "c'mon bro you're Jewish it would be hilarious just do it once" So I did it First time I ever smoked, I was high off my ass drove home afterwards like Jordan Belfort on quaaludes My "friend" took a picture and h-------- if that ever gets out it will look very very bad "NO SHAVE NOVEMBER" I hyped up my attempt at No Shave November senior year, said I was gonna grow a huge beard Grew pretty much nothing but flaunted every hair Made a big deal about shaving that nothing on November 30 M One of the first things I did was photoshop my face onto Taylor Lautner's body It's so badly done and absolute cringetopia, but I was proud of it "IN A RELATIONSHIP" || NUDE ON STORY GUN BRAGGING Sophomore year I went on three dates with a girl and we seemed to be hitting it off When I was 16 I accidentally put a nude I had meant to send privately on my Snapchat story It was up for two minutes before I realized my mistake Supermac's EMAIL SUPERINTENDANT LAUTNER SHOP FAKE PRESS PASS JEW PENNIES Included memes relevant to the time In senior year I made a fake press I was the only Jewish person in In senior year I sent the superintendent of schools long emails each week in winter begging for a snow day Learned how to use Adobe Photoshop in Newspaper class at the beginning of junior year pass so I could get free admission to all sporting events my high school so I played up the stereotypes as sort of a Sambo character Some crude kids took to throwing pennies at me and I leaned into it By the time I took it down 12 people had seen it, and three had screenshotted GROUP CHAT I wanted to hit up a dozen different girls but didn't want to text them individually So I put all their numbers in at once and texted "hey" It started a group chat FRESHMAN DRIVING When I was a junior I used to drive a freshman home every day I was assigned Israel for Model UN junior year and got super hype about it One day he begged me relentlessly to take the wheel; I allowed him He immediately floored it and went up to 60 in a 25 zone, then braked suddenly - it's a miracle we didn't crash Wrote a position paper urging the world to nuke Palestine and Iran sophomore year and adored his story It f------ passed and I got reprimanded by my teacher afterward LOCKER ROMMEL I learned about Erwin Rommel Printed out a picture of him and hung it in my locker It was there for a month before I came to my senses Everyone definitely knew it was fake but they just rolled their eyes and let me in Commerce 100 In sophomore year I bought a historic rifle I had absolutely zero intent of shooting at any time I showed pictures to everyone I could This was around the time of Sandy Hook so I got detention for "implying I would commit a school shooting" STUDENT COUNCIL AUTHORITARIANISM At the beginning of sophomore year the ballots for this year's student council came around and I was upset to find we had only one choice for President, Vice President, and Secretary I called it "tyranny", compared it to 1984, and went on a one- person campaign to add more people to the ballot Nothing happened FIGHT CLUB At the end of my junior lacrosse season a secret after-practice boxing club popped up "H---!" Sophomore year: was still deep in the closet but was doing s--- with a flamboyantly gay guy I earnestly competed but lost every fight 31941 www Was insecure about it and one day when he passed in the hall I shouted "h---!" He got angry and never talked to me again, I feel bad about it MISOGYNIST PRESENTATION Junior year I wanted to have the best end-of- year English class presentation ever and my teacher was a huge feminist I hyped up that I was going to do something offensive and 11 people got hall passes to visit my presentation I stood in front of the class, exclaimed, "women are equal and they deserve respect - just kidding, they should suck my d---..." "...is what a misogynist WOULD say!" got an A! Legit made about $4 from this joke MEOW Freshman year math teacher made the mistake of telling a bunch of 15 year olds that he ran over a cat on the way to work For the rest of the year, we all meowed at him whenever his back was turned He was clearly disturbed by it and cried once "PUCK SLUT" At the end of my Junior lacrosse season my teammate, one of the most popular kids in school, told me he'd arranged a "puck slut" to f--- me A "puck slut" is a girl who will f--- any hockey or lacrosse player Anyway we began making out and then my teammate and a few of his friends popped out from behind the couch - they had been recording it They replayed it and laughed, I was embarrassed GAME ALC At the beginning of my senior year I found out seniors were secretly selling alcohol at football games I decided to undercut them: I stole liquor from my parents' cabinet, filled a bottle with it, and tried to sell it for $1/shot I had zero buyers because people thought I'd roofied it
PYONGYANG I learned about North Korea in Subscribed to several North winter 2013 and was Korean news fascinated Spent one day answering every question with sources and posted either Да или a picture of нет Pyongyang on my Instagram COMMIE LUNCHROOM We were doing a 1984 unit in English class freshman year and I bought a Soviet flag on eBay I didn't like it necessarily, the concept of it just interested me Brought it to school and hung it from my table at lunchtime Wischi Did it every day until a popular senior walked up to me and respectfully asked me to stop, "millions of people died under that flag" Consider it to be the single most cringe thing I did in high school CRIED TO COACH When I didn't make varsity lacrosse I broke out crying I didn't mean to, honestly - it was an impulse PROTEST RAP I was mad at the wealth disparity in my hometown so I made a complex rap about it in junior year Would sing it in the lunchroom GAAMAA O VERBA He appeared uncomfortable and made efforts not to interact with me in the future Only later did I realize they were laughing *at* me, not *with* me "F--- YOURSELF" Freshman year was in an argument with the vice principal after getting called into the office yet again Muttered "f--- yourself" under my breath BUS DRIVER Freshman year I was mad at my bus driver for a reason I can't remember Got in-school suspension for two weeks Went on a rant comparing myself to Rosa Parks and said I was gonna "launch a second Civil Rights movement on this school" "ДА/НЕТ" Got detention for making threats - again These were the only words I knew in the Russian language at the time Thought I was being so badass but everyone around me was just annoyed FLAT CAP My grandma's husband died my sophomore year and left me a flat cap from the 40s I wore it to school for a week When I distributed the school newspaper thereafter I wore it and shouted "extra, extra!" F--- I was autistic So I wore the opposite color on the spectrum as our school colors I stick out like a sore thumb in every photo from that day I thought I was making a point but it just looks bad HOLOCAUST NUMBERS In junior year we read Night and as the only Jewish person in high school, people kept asking what I thought of it One day I sharpied Holocaust numbers on my wrist I genuinely thought I was respecting the memory of the dead I want to bang my head on the wall just thinking about my reasoning HARBORED FUGITIVE One of my friends got sent to juvie junior year for yet-undetermined reasons Then he suddenly got out but said he needed to hide I let him sleep in my car overnight He got recaptured and wrote me letters from jail DEFY SPIRIT THEME CANADA FETISH Once I had calmed down The annual school spirit day was happening but I had just gotten detention and I wanted to protest administration from my fascination with Communism in freshman year I took on the closest ideology - socialism ATE SOAP My peers convinced me to eat hand soap in freshman year math class I did it, then threw and up sent home me got My mom was disappointed in SNITCHED ON TEAMMATES CHIANG KAI-SHEK HITLER SALUTE MUN ISRAEL Bought an Israeli flag and pin and showed up to the concert decked out Was upset at my immature teammates for getting more prestige and adoration than me O A couple of them had been sending nudes of minors in the lacrosse team group chat I showed the coaches, kicked off an investigation, and got like three guys in big trouble Freshman year I wrote a novel and published it Feel guilty for snitching even though it was the right thing to do MICHIGAN FAN HOCKEY SIMPING I was a Michigan fan in Ohio not to be a contrarian, but because my Mom went there At the beginning of my sophomore year I determined that succeeding in high school was about survival of the fittest, and I latched myself to the hockey team They generally tolerated me there. was some overlap with lacrosse - but I obviously didn't fit in Being a Michigan fan in Ohio is a death sentence Anyway I latched onto this contrarian image and flaunted being a Michigan fan I was a token And Mitt Romney called Canada socialist once so I ran with it Wore Canada stuff to school, carried around a flag at one point, and told everyone I wanted to move there Died down after a couple months FIRST BOOK Because I was so young my teachers were very impressed and four bought copies In retrospect it's a p------------ and I'm horrified that anyone opened it "BABY" If you'll believe it, I actually managed to get a steady girlfriend for five months my junior year Would publicly tweet at her cringe s--- like "I love you baby goodnight My peers made fun of me and they were right to do so "NAKEY ON THE LAKEY" One day in January of my senior year it was -2° with a -21° windchill out For the clout I stripped to my underwear and live-streamed myself walking out onto Lake Erie as far as I dared I dressed up for Halloween freshman year as Chiang Kai-Shek I had no clue who Chiang was, I just thought he looked cool Holy f--- was that dumb God MUIT Nobody knew what I was supposed to be There was definitely a gay element to it CROSSFIRE Posted the screenshots on Twitter and it was actually somewhat popular He never replied but when I walked at graduation he said "thanks for the emails" and winked Changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship" She was horrified and never talked to me again GANGBANG Freshman year two jocks in my class convinced me to walk up to the teacher and ask if she wanted to "gangbang" I genuinely didn't know what that word meant but I did it She was surprisingly cool about it and told me quietly to go back to my desk HIGH DRIVING In May of my junior year one of the most popular kids in school (same guy from "Puck Slut") sold me a gram of weed for $20 My "friend" was egging me on to do it, "c'mon bro you're Jewish it would be hilarious just do it once" So I did it First time I ever smoked, I was high off my ass drove home afterwards like Jordan Belfort on quaaludes My "friend" took a picture and h-------- if that ever gets out it will look very very bad "NO SHAVE NOVEMBER" I hyped up my attempt at No Shave November senior year, said I was gonna grow a huge beard Grew pretty much nothing but flaunted every hair Made a big deal about shaving that nothing on November 30 M One of the first things I did was photoshop my face onto Taylor Lautner's body It's so badly done and absolute cringetopia, but I was proud of it "IN A RELATIONSHIP" || NUDE ON STORY GUN BRAGGING Sophomore year I went on three dates with a girl and we seemed to be hitting it off When I was 16 I accidentally put a nude I had meant to send privately on my Snapchat story It was up for two minutes before I realized my mistake Supermac's EMAIL SUPERINTENDANT LAUTNER SHOP FAKE PRESS PASS JEW PENNIES Included memes relevant to the time In senior year I made a fake press I was the only Jewish person in In senior year I sent the superintendent of schools long emails each week in winter begging for a snow day Learned how to use Adobe Photoshop in Newspaper class at the beginning of junior year pass so I could get free admission to all sporting events my high school so I played up the stereotypes as sort of a Sambo character Some crude kids took to throwing pennies at me and I leaned into it By the time I took it down 12 people had seen it, and three had screenshotted GROUP CHAT I wanted to hit up a dozen different girls but didn't want to text them individually So I put all their numbers in at once and texted "hey" It started a group chat FRESHMAN DRIVING When I was a junior I used to drive a freshman home every day I was assigned Israel for Model UN junior year and got super hype about it One day he begged me relentlessly to take the wheel; I allowed him He immediately floored it and went up to 60 in a 25 zone, then braked suddenly - it's a miracle we didn't crash Wrote a position paper urging the world to nuke Palestine and Iran sophomore year and adored his story It f------ passed and I got reprimanded by my teacher afterward LOCKER ROMMEL I learned about Erwin Rommel Printed out a picture of him and hung it in my locker It was there for a month before I came to my senses Everyone definitely knew it was fake but they just rolled their eyes and let me in Commerce 100 In sophomore year I bought a historic rifle I had absolutely zero intent of shooting at any time I showed pictures to everyone I could This was around the time of Sandy Hook so I got detention for "implying I would commit a school shooting" STUDENT COUNCIL AUTHORITARIANISM At the beginning of sophomore year the ballots for this year's student council came around and I was upset to find we had only one choice for President, Vice President, and Secretary I called it "tyranny", compared it to 1984, and went on a one- person campaign to add more people to the ballot Nothing happened FIGHT CLUB At the end of my junior lacrosse season a secret after-practice boxing club popped up "H---!" Sophomore year: was still deep in the closet but was doing s--- with a flamboyantly gay guy I earnestly competed but lost every fight 31941 www Was insecure about it and one day when he passed in the hall I shouted "h---!" He got angry and never talked to me again, I feel bad about it MISOGYNIST PRESENTATION Junior year I wanted to have the best end-of- year English class presentation ever and my teacher was a huge feminist I hyped up that I was going to do something offensive and 11 people got hall passes to visit my presentation I stood in front of the class, exclaimed, "women are equal and they deserve respect - just kidding, they should suck my d---..." "...is what a misogynist WOULD say!" got an A! Legit made about $4 from this joke MEOW Freshman year math teacher made the mistake of telling a bunch of 15 year olds that he ran over a cat on the way to work For the rest of the year, we all meowed at him whenever his back was turned He was clearly disturbed by it and cried once "PUCK SLUT" At the end of my Junior lacrosse season my teammate, one of the most popular kids in school, told me he'd arranged a "puck slut" to f--- me A "puck slut" is a girl who will f--- any hockey or lacrosse player Anyway we began making out and then my teammate and a few of his friends popped out from behind the couch - they had been recording it They replayed it and laughed, I was embarrassed GAME ALC At the beginning of my senior year I found out seniors were secretly selling alcohol at football games I decided to undercut them: I stole liquor from my parents' cabinet, filled a bottle with it, and tried to sell it for $1/shot I had zero buyers because people thought I'd roofied it

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I love Nicola Sturegon's interview and how she desperately tried to have it both ways lmao | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

SO WHY IS ISLA BRYSON DENIED A PLACE IN A FEMALE BE TREATED AS SUCH PRISON SPECIFICALLY? TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND SHOULD imgfi.com
SO WHY IS ISLA BRYSON DENIED A PLACE IN A FEMALE BE TREATED AS SUCH PRISON SPECIFICALLY? TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN AND SHOULD imgfi.com

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And then I told them that "Avian Flu is driving up prices" These prices are ridiculous, I'll just raise my own chickens... Some time later.. 2020 2021 This is awesome, they eat my leftovers and they make free eggs. Sir what should we do? The plebs are learning to be self- sufficient again THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. Jul LIFE & STYLE Raising Chickens for Cheaper Eggs Gets Expensive Fast Some consumers have decided to raise their own chicks often with unexpected complications Jan 2022 Jul Chicks for sale, $5 00 400 300 200 100 Dec 2022 0 eet. You're the worst! Keep driving it up, profits are souring 3 chicks are cheaper than a dozen eggs.. what a deal! Poobleesh
And then I told them that "Avian Flu is driving up prices" These prices are ridiculous, I'll just raise my own chickens... Some time later.. 2020 2021 This is awesome, they eat my leftovers and they make free eggs. Sir what should we do? The plebs are learning to be self- sufficient again THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. Jul LIFE & STYLE Raising Chickens for Cheaper Eggs Gets Expensive Fast Some consumers have decided to raise their own chicks often with unexpected complications Jan 2022 Jul Chicks for sale, $5 00 400 300 200 100 Dec 2022 0 eet. You're the worst! Keep driving it up, profits are souring 3 chicks are cheaper than a dozen eggs.. what a deal! Poobleesh

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