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ls time to crush your turksmell empire! Not so fast mate! Praise Allah! Honhonhon honhonhon Christian Traitor pigs! Why don't you cri-me-a river! 160 Years Later. Calm down lads, there's enough to go around instal shariah gibe pounds gibe welfare gibe gibe - gibe.

ls time to crush your turksmell empire! Not so fast mate! Praise Allah! Honhonhon honhonhon Christian Traitor pigs! Why don't you cri-me-a river! 160 Years Later. Calm down lads, there's enough to go around instal shariah gibe pounds gibe welfare gibe gibe - gibe.

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removing cis

DIE SCU Hey, um, Mrs. Lady-Dude, Sir, l-- F--- OFF, SHITLORD! You'll never stop me from fighting against cis oppression! Whoa, you got me all wrong, bro-ma'am. I hate cis scum too DT SCU What? Really? Absolutely, and I need your help. Are you ready to fight the cis oppressors on their home turf? Totally! Call me when they're all dead SCU

DIE SCU Hey, um, Mrs. Lady-Dude, Sir, l-- F--- OFF, SHITLORD! You'll never stop me from fighting against cis oppression! Whoa, you got me all wrong, bro-ma'am. I hate cis scum too DT SCU What? Really? Absolutely, and I need your help. Are you ready to fight the cis oppressors on their home turf? Totally! Call me when they're all dead SCU

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Lee Kuan Yew (1923 - 2015)

REMOVE BRITAIN! Li 『965 SINGAPORE Is ouT 소憾 소스 5S 7" C.? 23/3/15 3:16 23/3/15 3:17

REMOVE BRITAIN! Li 『965 SINGAPORE Is ouT 소憾 소스 5S 7" C.? 23/3/15 3:16 23/3/15 3:17

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Meet the Stans (no pun intended)

Meeti eat ing the Staa Countries no bomb bomb? no is of entertain! azakh pls stoppings tajik cann into sea ot elp plox HAHAHAHAH Can I the join? no yuo no relevant they of right.. I am of most unrelevant stan country.. YUO THINK YUO IS OF BAD?!? Atleast everyone know yuo! Who the gu are yuo? balochistan bashkortostan

Meeti eat ing the Staa Countries no bomb bomb? no is of entertain! azakh pls stoppings tajik cann into sea ot elp plox HAHAHAHAH Can I the join? no yuo no relevant they of right.. I am of most unrelevant stan country.. YUO THINK YUO IS OF BAD?!? Atleast everyone know yuo! Who the gu are yuo? balochistan bashkortostan

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A brief history of Namibia

A Brief History of Hmm, nǎo much here. Claimings for king anyways. Much later: Hello. I come for to tell of Jesus But irst, where can I buldings sauna This port is mine! Let zem fight. Ich will into explorings inland. Gib usdis day.. our daily porridge. Mein Gott, REICH STRONK! Well Germany, you lost. You know the rules. South Africa here will take care of your clay Yeah, I'll take care of it all right! But... Reich stronk? Wat is dis?! Much better Workforce should be kept under control. help yuo Not cool, South Africa. Let Namibia go. Or what? You'll send me a strongly worded letter? ke master rac REMOVE BOEREWORS Back in your cage! IB STRONK My clay! Hello. I come for to make peace. But first, where is nearest sauna? Is good for calming down. Yuo need it. Yay! Finally, nobody to boss me around! Ni hao, Namibia.

A Brief History of Hmm, nǎo much here. Claimings for king anyways. Much later: Hello. I come for to tell of Jesus But irst, where can I buldings sauna This port is mine! Let zem fight. Ich will into explorings inland. Gib usdis day.. our daily porridge. Mein Gott, REICH STRONK! Well Germany, you lost. You know the rules. South Africa here will take care of your clay Yeah, I'll take care of it all right! But... Reich stronk? Wat is dis?! Much better Workforce should be kept under control. help yuo Not cool, South Africa. Let Namibia go. Or what? You'll send me a strongly worded letter? ke master rac REMOVE BOEREWORS Back in your cage! IB STRONK My clay! Hello. I come for to make peace. But first, where is nearest sauna? Is good for calming down. Yuo need it. Yay! Finally, nobody to boss me around! Ni hao, Namibia.

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Slovenia can't into central europe

And then I tellings him "shutting the up Griechenland und pay denbts!" guten Tag, poor irrelevant balkan country! pozdrav, my central European friends! ja, ja·go on now little balkan go playing with yuor brüders What? I no Balkan, I central Europe like yuo! seriously now getting the lost. shoo, untermensch! getting out dirty balkan balkan poor gypsy irrelevant undeveloped yugo peasant balkan slav scum balkan balkan dirty cannot into ALKAN 大 SOMETIME LATER hej Slovenija, can we borrow yuor- REMOVE NEM UA remove nemcija you are woret geman. you are the german idiot you are the german smell. return to austrioa. oh no wait austria dead too....ahahahaha czech we will ve you. nazi rascal F--- but f--- an stink austria do not forget ww2 wow. he of really is our brother I so proud of him

And then I tellings him "shutting the up Griechenland und pay denbts!" guten Tag, poor irrelevant balkan country! pozdrav, my central European friends! ja, ja·go on now little balkan go playing with yuor brüders What? I no Balkan, I central Europe like yuo! seriously now getting the lost. shoo, untermensch! getting out dirty balkan balkan poor gypsy irrelevant undeveloped yugo peasant balkan slav scum balkan balkan dirty cannot into ALKAN 大 SOMETIME LATER hej Slovenija, can we borrow yuor- REMOVE NEM UA remove nemcija you are woret geman. you are the german idiot you are the german smell. return to austrioa. oh no wait austria dead too....ahahahaha czech we will ve you. nazi rascal F--- but f--- an stink austria do not forget ww2 wow. he of really is our brother I so proud of him

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Cultural Heritage Cook-off

Cook-OfS! GO!!! Ne LATER

Cook-OfS! GO!!! Ne LATER

Poor Africa...

ey, what this is BoOM! of dead Hap me. Tananial Hep Help Hap Haip us, And werlonds And genocid Not Please, na Mserabe pavarty. Where will you be... WHEN THE AFRICA ATTACKS If you just slay Can thay

ey, what this is BoOM! of dead Hap me. Tananial Hep Help Hap Haip us, And werlonds And genocid Not Please, na Mserabe pavarty. Where will you be... WHEN THE AFRICA ATTACKS If you just slay Can thay

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lol uruguay ur so random

Life of Peru es muy tristísima No one care about me porque nobody think soy relevant.. iMierde! Tu have return, padre! EL POOF Rimaykullayki, my descendent. I have poof because I hear yuo are sad over how irrelevant are yuo. (O Porque I do not know how into relevant... Yuo must into empire like me great Tiwantinsuyu. Yuo must build city in mountain because yuo of stronk. Everybody love Machu Pichu. Or at least yuo will get many stupid Western tourist dollars. Now I must gone. Is poker night at retired empire home and the old inworthfiul Spaniard must be destroy. BUILDING MACH u I CHu POR TONTOS Has been much time since built una thing this cool Now que I have built mountain city of superfluous, finalmente I am return to relevant like big stronk Tiwantinsuyu! Brazil, what are tu doing with este fuego? I am torch jungle for graze land But. Whoaa, 'why estas tristisano, Peru? Peru can never back into glory days, Uruguay.... No, I kow why tu are taste Porque not mel tu blazed all of these trees with I wanting move to Central America...

Life of Peru es muy tristísima No one care about me porque nobody think soy relevant.. iMierde! Tu have return, padre! EL POOF Rimaykullayki, my descendent. I have poof because I hear yuo are sad over how irrelevant are yuo. (O Porque I do not know how into relevant... Yuo must into empire like me great Tiwantinsuyu. Yuo must build city in mountain because yuo of stronk. Everybody love Machu Pichu. Or at least yuo will get many stupid Western tourist dollars. Now I must gone. Is poker night at retired empire home and the old inworthfiul Spaniard must be destroy. BUILDING MACH u I CHu POR TONTOS Has been much time since built una thing this cool Now que I have built mountain city of superfluous, finalmente I am return to relevant like big stronk Tiwantinsuyu! Brazil, what are tu doing with este fuego? I am torch jungle for graze land But. Whoaa, 'why estas tristisano, Peru? Peru can never back into glory days, Uruguay.... No, I kow why tu are taste Porque not mel tu blazed all of these trees with I wanting move to Central America...

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Awww...

Hello little shqip! I am buy new bed for room is your! Of yay! What kind is of new bed, Daddy? Is of a.... ...BUNKER BED!

Hello little shqip! I am buy new bed for room is your! Of yay! What kind is of new bed, Daddy? Is of a.... ...BUNKER BED!

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"It's like UP but with circles poorly drawn it"

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>better than Grecce

Xixixi! Many of Bulgel slave pig dogs joinings my bank! China into gleat influence, monies, and power! China wil glow lalgel! I would just want to let ou know that I still am relevant, and free to pursue my own, independent foreign Hey c----! Am I late?policy! I wanna join Asian bank club too! I joinings this because I need monies. But Spratlys still of mine! Hey best friend! I hearings yuo makings a bank! Can I into join? Please please please please... Hmm... I not knowings. Maybe yuo not into fulfill qualifications Please! I make fill up of application form already! Please lettings me join! I guess I takings a look at your application form North Korea, I haveings bad news for yuo... Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank Application form Name: KOREA DEM. PEOPLE'S REP YES Address: KOREA PEMINSULA FAST ASIA Answerings the followings question of truthfully 1. What is of yuor primary economic exportings? WEAPONS, FAKE USD , DKAMA, DEAR LEADER MERCHANDISE 2. Why do yuo wantings to join Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank? VEED MONIES AND FOOD PLOX 3. Describings your economic status in 140 words or less BETTER THAN GREE CE

Xixixi! Many of Bulgel slave pig dogs joinings my bank! China into gleat influence, monies, and power! China wil glow lalgel! I would just want to let ou know that I still am relevant, and free to pursue my own, independent foreign Hey c----! Am I late?policy! I wanna join Asian bank club too! I joinings this because I need monies. But Spratlys still of mine! Hey best friend! I hearings yuo makings a bank! Can I into join? Please please please please... Hmm... I not knowings. Maybe yuo not into fulfill qualifications Please! I make fill up of application form already! Please lettings me join! I guess I takings a look at your application form North Korea, I haveings bad news for yuo... Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank Application form Name: KOREA DEM. PEOPLE'S REP YES Address: KOREA PEMINSULA FAST ASIA Answerings the followings question of truthfully 1. What is of yuor primary economic exportings? WEAPONS, FAKE USD , DKAMA, DEAR LEADER MERCHANDISE 2. Why do yuo wantings to join Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank? VEED MONIES AND FOOD PLOX 3. Describings your economic status in 140 words or less BETTER THAN GREE CE

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The foundation of Tenochtitlan

look-at coatl and chuautli fightling on thati nopal in the laket epicatl! l bet chuautli l bet coatl I bet nopal yu can not thinkapan chuautli will win, chuautli has wingehecatls coatl has poisontle papalot! I say if coatl wins then I of becomitl Hueyi Tlatoani and have many chocolat and I get of make the sacrificings okatitipocatenpatl, but if chuautli wins, I of becomitl Hueyi Hueyi Tlatoani and build on yur laketl an altepeti named like mi aj aj aj aj aj ajt!! Tenochtitlan, yu of crazy-tli!! an altepetl on-mi- lake Texcoco! ej ej ejw, thad is so funnyt it is noti possibl-it!!...an altepet on laken.. yu killing mit is more easytl to make Tlacopan flyat!! aj aj aj ajt.. of acceptlins the bet why yu noti tell me beforitl thati chuautli win was of prophecy...

look-at coatl and chuautli fightling on thati nopal in the laket epicatl! l bet chuautli l bet coatl I bet nopal yu can not thinkapan chuautli will win, chuautli has wingehecatls coatl has poisontle papalot! I say if coatl wins then I of becomitl Hueyi Tlatoani and have many chocolat and I get of make the sacrificings okatitipocatenpatl, but if chuautli wins, I of becomitl Hueyi Hueyi Tlatoani and build on yur laketl an altepeti named like mi aj aj aj aj aj ajt!! Tenochtitlan, yu of crazy-tli!! an altepetl on-mi- lake Texcoco! ej ej ejw, thad is so funnyt it is noti possibl-it!!...an altepet on laken.. yu killing mit is more easytl to make Tlacopan flyat!! aj aj aj ajt.. of acceptlins the bet why yu noti tell me beforitl thati chuautli win was of prophecy...

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From Potosí with love

s mountains weep? Might then this one? From what it's seen From what it's done Here lose is all ...Here win is none Is mountains weep? Maybe this one

s mountains weep? Might then this one? From what it's seen From what it's done Here lose is all ...Here win is none Is mountains weep? Maybe this one

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Indiana Greece

hai, I'm Indiana Greece I'm in ancoati temple le so bright.. endid... l should expected tha so no moar debts... hé MUMBLE WHATS THIS NOISE?? MUMBLE RUBBLE UB runrunrun TAKE MY OUZO SO CLOSE TO HE EXODOS! GERMONEY MAY BE STRONK, BUT GREASE IS OF FASTER! was close! eh eh.. ...s---

hai, I'm Indiana Greece I'm in ancoati temple le so bright.. endid... l should expected tha so no moar debts... hé MUMBLE WHATS THIS NOISE?? MUMBLE RUBBLE UB runrunrun TAKE MY OUZO SO CLOSE TO HE EXODOS! GERMONEY MAY BE STRONK, BUT GREASE IS OF FASTER! was close! eh eh.. ...s---

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INSANE IN THE MEMBRANCE, INSANE IN THA BRAIN!!

We of South America will finally war the drugs! Latin Americans for Total Removings of Illegal Narcotics will make for final ending of cocaina! No more We will drugs! of better! L.A.T. R.1.N Remove cartels from premises' Medellin? More like Medell-out, amirite? CIP sigh" So much monies For the cause! Finally, after so many fail South America will into responsible and no drug Ya did good, Colombia Ya did good Orale, ese... Did I ever of tells vuo... ...el definition of Loco?

We of South America will finally war the drugs! Latin Americans for Total Removings of Illegal Narcotics will make for final ending of cocaina! No more We will drugs! of better! L.A.T. R.1.N Remove cartels from premises' Medellin? More like Medell-out, amirite? CIP sigh" So much monies For the cause! Finally, after so many fail South America will into responsible and no drug Ya did good, Colombia Ya did good Orale, ese... Did I ever of tells vuo... ...el definition of Loco?

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Why Serbia wants to hold on to Kosovo

I THNIC CLEANSERS ANONYMOUS is okay, Chorwacja, is why we innacert pacplesl Ftr Deri andknoving th Berbia, what so proud at Bosnia has What of yue sayings?1 Croat scun Serbja na 0, deesd Haipings, UN Reove Goatl Remove sverbedy Many days later not knowing Time of prorises is ot Sabja I SNed for divarce.Isover. Mard, nal What a EEEEE-EH-EH-EH Alright tams out you cld sa we'ne going to technicaly cammt war cimes et you ga You'ne hee Never again, Monti. Never again.. Never apain wi l Serbija, please! tellings yuo milion break up Never again jo osings love of e se kebabs!

I THNIC CLEANSERS ANONYMOUS is okay, Chorwacja, is why we innacert pacplesl Ftr Deri andknoving th Berbia, what so proud at Bosnia has What of yue sayings?1 Croat scun Serbja na 0, deesd Haipings, UN Reove Goatl Remove sverbedy Many days later not knowing Time of prorises is ot Sabja I SNed for divarce.Isover. Mard, nal What a EEEEE-EH-EH-EH Alright tams out you cld sa we'ne going to technicaly cammt war cimes et you ga You'ne hee Never again, Monti. Never again.. Never apain wi l Serbija, please! tellings yuo milion break up Never again jo osings love of e se kebabs!

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Vietnam: that little tough guy from the Asian southeast

Hahahaha I am come take yuo over Vietnam!!! Hahahahaha Mongols empire stronk! AAARGHH! HELP HELP! ME IS Later. Habaha I ams back, and this am not attack from rive NO! F-- YUO Later still.. HONHONHONHONHONH rr... f-- of I SAYED F-- OF Even later... DA! YOU CAN WIN! C'MON LIL GUY, FOR FREEDOM xaxaxa good job little one! I never believed in that other guy anyway Meanwhile. GRR KAMPUCHEA STRONKEST Finally, soem the piece andq HEY SHIETNAM YUO SUK!

Hahahaha I am come take yuo over Vietnam!!! Hahahahaha Mongols empire stronk! AAARGHH! HELP HELP! ME IS Later. Habaha I ams back, and this am not attack from rive NO! F-- YUO Later still.. HONHONHONHONHONH rr... f-- of I SAYED F-- OF Even later... DA! YOU CAN WIN! C'MON LIL GUY, FOR FREEDOM xaxaxa good job little one! I never believed in that other guy anyway Meanwhile. GRR KAMPUCHEA STRONKEST Finally, soem the piece andq HEY SHIETNAM YUO SUK!

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For once, I don't even know if he was right about the names...

I'm the real man, I have big guns. HeT, I'm the man, I remove homogay no, dude, in my dictionary my picture is right under the word "Manly" yuo is mistaken my clay is of biggest. En mi opinión, you both are gays de clóset. what the f---, Mexico? do you want another Alamo? I WON at el Alamo. well, f--- you. The problema is your names, you have names of señoritas AMÉRICA, RUSIA- son girl names, ending en "IA" "ICA you sound-casi- tan gay as Argentina my name is Rossiya.. no mames! es even worse! ..yo tengo un Man's name MEXICO ...ends en "CO", like a name of man and even tengo un "X" on name to show I of radical y aventurero. only mi and Luxemburgo habe X on name you can not be of macho with señorita name. see you later,man... I need to.. ..check if my bald eagles are well fed. ne pozdneye comrade, I of needs to see if russkiy minorities are ok. RAINSTORMING NAME alright, man.. from now on I shall be known as THE AMERICAN CORPORATION .but you can call me Ameri-Co. fepic eagle screm od oh, Da? well, now I am of Samyy Slavnyy Russkiy Federatsiya Lyudey nope, you still sound gay as f---

I'm the real man, I have big guns. HeT, I'm the man, I remove homogay no, dude, in my dictionary my picture is right under the word "Manly" yuo is mistaken my clay is of biggest. En mi opinión, you both are gays de clóset. what the f---, Mexico? do you want another Alamo? I WON at el Alamo. well, f--- you. The problema is your names, you have names of señoritas AMÉRICA, RUSIA- son girl names, ending en "IA" "ICA you sound-casi- tan gay as Argentina my name is Rossiya.. no mames! es even worse! ..yo tengo un Man's name MEXICO ...ends en "CO", like a name of man and even tengo un "X" on name to show I of radical y aventurero. only mi and Luxemburgo habe X on name you can not be of macho with señorita name. see you later,man... I need to.. ..check if my bald eagles are well fed. ne pozdneye comrade, I of needs to see if russkiy minorities are ok. RAINSTORMING NAME alright, man.. from now on I shall be known as THE AMERICAN CORPORATION .but you can call me Ameri-Co. fepic eagle screm od oh, Da? well, now I am of Samyy Slavnyy Russkiy Federatsiya Lyudey nope, you still sound gay as f---

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Globalization...isn't a beautiful thing...

ROSSIYA BEST CULTURE. YOU DISAGREE, I INVADE FOR PROTECT MINORITIES. ナ DEBATE DeutcheKulture ist best kulture! Ve von zvei Veltkriegs! ...almost. Why, British culture is obviousl the most civilized of all! Vous would not even exist without moi! ossia ou the kill Did you ever conquer a subcontinent? Exactly squish Quoi?! West Afrique ees legitimiste! GERMANY USSIAN FEDERATION FRAAVCE Yeah...no. I single-hand communism, went to the moon, became an unprecendented world superpower, and was even the first to have brown people in office. The s--- I do is the reason we're all here The planes you took here? American. The Hey! hones you use? American. The music you listen to? American. The s----- reality TV you watch? American. Shut the f--- up, South Africa I am originality. I am self- reliance. I am power. I amm culture. And never let your little nuke-less asses forget it. MUR)CA Later that night... L A MOR ENE TIEMPO DEA CA We now return to Super Trooper Tekken Gurkha Lego... UNA TELENOVELA SMARL 215 Notice me, Japan-senpai! Our rove can nevah be Korea-chan, for I am engagedu to a roboticu pigeon I f------ love this show! CU INNE

ROSSIYA BEST CULTURE. YOU DISAGREE, I INVADE FOR PROTECT MINORITIES. ナ DEBATE DeutcheKulture ist best kulture! Ve von zvei Veltkriegs! ...almost. Why, British culture is obviousl the most civilized of all! Vous would not even exist without moi! ossia ou the kill Did you ever conquer a subcontinent? Exactly squish Quoi?! West Afrique ees legitimiste! GERMANY USSIAN FEDERATION FRAAVCE Yeah...no. I single-hand communism, went to the moon, became an unprecendented world superpower, and was even the first to have brown people in office. The s--- I do is the reason we're all here The planes you took here? American. The Hey! hones you use? American. The music you listen to? American. The s----- reality TV you watch? American. Shut the f--- up, South Africa I am originality. I am self- reliance. I am power. I amm culture. And never let your little nuke-less asses forget it. MUR)CA Later that night... L A MOR ENE TIEMPO DEA CA We now return to Super Trooper Tekken Gurkha Lego... UNA TELENOVELA SMARL 215 Notice me, Japan-senpai! Our rove can nevah be Korea-chan, for I am engagedu to a roboticu pigeon I f------ love this show! CU INNE

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